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THE AUTOMOBILIST ABROAD

by

FRANCIS MILTOUN

Author of "Rambles in Normandy," "Rambles in Brittany," "Rambles on

the Riviera," "The Cathedrals of Northern France," "The Cathedrals

of Southern France," "The Cathedrals and Churches of the Rhine," etc.

_With many illustrations from photographs, decorations, maps

and plans_

by Blanche McManus

L.C. Page & Company

Boston MDCCCCVII

Preface

_The general plan of this book is not original. It tells of some

experiences not altogether new, and contains observations and facts

that have been noted by other writers; but the author hopes that,

from the viewpoint of an automobilist at least, its novelty will

serve as a recommendation. As a pastime automobile touring is still

new and is not yet accomplished without some considerable annoyance

and friction. The conventional guides are of little assistance; and

the more descriptive works on travel fail too often to note the

continually changing conditions which affect the tourist alike by

road and rail._

[Illustration: Hotel Bellevue les Andelys]

Contents

Part 1 General Information--The Grand Tour

Chapter 1 An Appreciation Of The Automobile

Chapter 2 Travel Talk

Chapter 3 Roads And Routes

Chapter 4 Hotels And Things

Chapter 5 The Grand Tour

Part 2 Touring In France

Chapter 1 Down Through Tourane: Paris To Bourdeaux

Chapter 2 A Little Tour In The Pyrenees

Chapter 3 In Languedoc And Old Provence

Chapter 4 By Rhône And Saône

Chapter 5 By Seine And Oise--A Cruise In A Canot-Automobile

Chapter 6 The Road To The North

Part 3 On Britain's Roads

Chapter 1 The Bath Road

Chapter 2 The South Coast

Chapter 3 Land's End To John O'Groats

Part 4 In Belgium, Holland, And Germany

Chapter 1 On The Road To Flanders

Chapter 2 By Dykes And Windmills

Chapter 3 On The Road By The Rhine

Appendices

Index

Part I

General Information--The Grand Tour

Chapter I

An Appreciation of the Automobile

[Illustration: An Appreciation of the Automobile]

We have progressed appreciably beyond the days of the old horseless

carriage, which, it will be remembered, retained even the dashboard.

To-day the modern automobile somewhat resembles, in its outlines,

across between a decapod locomotive and a steam fire-engine, or at

least something concerning the artistic appearance of which the

layman has very grave doubts.

The control of a restive horse, a cranky boat, or even a trolley-car

on rails is difficult enough for the inexperienced, and there are

many who would quail before making the attempt; but to the novice in

charge of an automobile, some serious damage is likely enough to

occur within an incredibly short space of time, particularly if he

does not take into account the tremendous force and power which he

controls merely by the moving of a tiny lever, or by the depressing

of a pedal.

Any one interested in automobiles should know something of the

literature of the subject, which, during the last decade, has already

become formidable.

In English the literature of the automobile begins with Mr. Worby

Beaumont's Cantor Lectures (1895), and the pamphlet by Mr. R. Jenkins

on "Power Locomotion on the Highways," published in 1896.

In the library of the Patent Office in London the literature of motor

road vehicles already fills many shelves. The catalogue is

interesting as showing the early hopes that inventors had in

connection with steam as a motive power for light road vehicles, and

will be of value to all who are interested in the history of the

movement or the progress made in motor-car design.

In France the Bibliothèque of the Touring Club de France contains a

hundred entries under the caption "Automobiles," besides complete

files of eleven leading journals devoted to that industry. With these

two sources of information at hand, and aided by the records of the

Automobile Club de France and the Automobile Club of Great Britain

and Ireland, the present-day historian of the automobile will find

the subject well within his grasp.

There are those who doubt the utility of the automobile, as there

have been scoffers at most new things under the sun; and there have

been critics who have derided it for its "seven deadly sins," as

there have been others who have praised its "Christian graces." The

parodist who wrote the following newspaper quatrain was no enemy of

the automobile in spite of his cynicism.

"A look of anguish underneath the car,

Another start; a squeak, a grunt, a jar!

The Aspiration pipe is working loose!

The vapour can't get out! And there you are!"

"Strange is it not, that of the myriads who

Have Empty Tanks and know not what to do,

Not one will tell of it when he Returns.

As for Ourselves, why, we deny it, too."

The one perfectly happy man in an automobile is he who drives,

steers, or "runs the thing," even though he be merely the hired

chauffeur. For proof of this one has only to note how readily

others volunteer to "spell him a bit," as the saying goes.

Change of scene and the exhilaration of a swift rush through space

are all very well for friends in the _tonneau_, but for real

"pleasure" one must be the driver. Not even the manifold

responsibilities of the post will mar one's enjoyment, and there is

always a supreme satisfaction in keeping one's engine running

smoothly.

"Nothing to watch but the road," is the general motto for the

automobile manufacturer, but the enthusiastic automobilist goes

farther, and, for his motto, takes "stick to your post," and, in case

of danger, as one has put it, "pull everything you see, and put your

foot on everything else."

The vocabulary of the automobile has produced an entirely new

"jargon," which is Greek to the multitude, but, oh, so expressive and

full of meaning to the initiated.

An automobile is masculine, or feminine, as one likes to think of it,

for it has many of the vagaries of both sexes. The French Academy has

finally come to the fore and declared the word to be masculine, and

so, taking our clue once more from the French (as we have in most

things in the automobile world), we must call it _him_, and speak of

it as _he_, instead of _her_, or _she_.

That other much overworked word in automobilism, _chauffeur_, should

be placed once for all. The driver of an automobile is not really a

_chauffeur_, neither is he who minds and cares for the engine; he is

a _mécanicien_ and nothing else--in France and elsewhere. We needed a

word for the individual who busies himself with, or drives an

automobile, and so we have adapted the word _chauffeur_. Purists may

cavil, but nevertheless the word is better than _driver_, or

_motor_-_man_ (which is the quintessence of snobbery), or

_conductor_.

The word, _chauffeur_, the Paris _Figaro_ tells us, was known long

before the advent of automobiles or locomotives. History tells that

about the year 1795, men strangely accoutred, their faces covered

with soot and their eyes carefully disguised, entered, by night,

farms and lonely habitations and committed all sorts of depredations.

They garroted their victims, or dragged them before a great fire

where they burned the soles of their feet, and demanded information

as to the whereabouts of their money and jewels. Hence they were

called _chauffeurs_, a name which frightened our grandfathers as much

as the scorching _chauffeur_ to-day frightens our grandchildren.

A motor-car is a fearsome thing,--when it goes, it goes; and when it

doesn't, something, or many things, are wrong. A few years ago this

uncertainty was to be expected, for, though the makers will not

whisper it in Gath, we are only just getting out of the bone-shaker

age of automobiles.

Every one remembers what a weirdly ungraceful thing was the first

safety bicycle, and so was the gaudy painted-up early locomotive--and

they are so yet on certain English lines where their early Victorian

engines are like Kipling's ocean tramp, merely "puttied up with

paint." So with the early automobiles, they jarred and jerked and

stopped--that is, under all but exceptional conditions. Occasionally

they did wonderful things,--they always did, in fact, when one took

the word of their owners; but now they really do acquit themselves

with credit, and so the public, little by little, is beginning to

believe in them, even though the millennium has not arrived when

every home possesses its own runabout.

All this proves that we are "getting there" by degrees, and meantime

everybody that has to do with motor-cars has learned a great deal,

generally at somebody else's expense.

To-day every one "motes," or wants to, and likewise a knowledge of

many things mechanical, which had heretofore been between closed

covers, is in the daily litany of many who had previously never known

a clutch from a cam-shaft, or a sparking plug from a fly-wheel.

Most motor enthusiasts read all the important journals devoted to the

game. The old-stager reads them for their hints and suggestions,--

though these are bewildering in their multiplicity and their

contradictions,--and the ladies of the household look at them for the

sake of their pretty pictures of scenery and ladies and veils and

furry garments pertaining to the sport.

Catalogues are another bane of the motorist's life. He may have just

become possessed of the latest thing in a Mercédès (and paid an

enhanced price for an early delivery), yet upon seeing some new make

of car advertised, he will immediately send for a catalogue and

prospectus, and make the most absurd inquiries as to what said car

will or will not do.

[Illustration: Types of Cars]

Since the pleasures of motoring have found their champions in

Kipling, Maeterlinck, and the late W. E. Henley, the delectable

amusement has, besides entering the daily life of most of us,

generously permeated literature--real literature as distinct from

recent popular fiction; "The Lighting Conductor" and "The Princess

Passes," by Mrs. Williamson, and more lately, "The Motor Pirate," by

Mr. Paternoster. "A Motor Car Divorce" is the suggestive title of

another work,--presumably fiction,--and one knows not where it may

end, since "The Happy Motorist," a series of essays, is already

announced.

A Drury Lane melodrama of a season or two ago gave us a "_thrillin'

hair-bre'dth 'scape_," wherein an automobile plunged precipitately--

with an all too-true realism, the first night--down a lath and canvas

ravine, finally saving the heroine from the double-dyed villain who

followed so closely in her wake.

The last entry into other spheres was during the autumn just past,

when Paris's luxurious opera-house was given over to the fantastic

revels of the ballet in an attempt to typify the _apotheosis of the

automobile_. This was rather a rash venture in prognostication, for

it may be easy enough to "apotheosize" the horse, but to what idyllic

heights the automobile is destined to ultimately reach no one really

knows.

The average scoffer at things automobilistic is not very sincerely a

scoffer at heart. It is mostly a case of "sour grapes," and he only

waits the propitious combination of circumstances which shall permit

him to become a possessor of a motor-car himself. This is not a very

difficult procedure. It simply means that he must give up some other

fad or fancy and take up with this last, which, be it here

reiterated, is no _fad_.

The great point in favour of the automobile is its sociability. Once

one was content to potter about with a solitary companion in a buggy,

with a comfortable old horse who knew his route well by reason of

many journeys. To-day the automobile has driven thoughts of solitude

to the winds. Two in the tonneau, and another on the seat beside you

in front--a well-assorted couple of couples--and one may make the

most ideal trips imaginable.

Every one looks straight ahead, there is no uncomfortable twisting

and turning as there is on a boat or a railway train, and each can

talk to the others, or all can talk at once, which is more often the

case. It is most enjoyable, plenty to see, exhilarating motion, jolly

company, absolute independence, and a wide radius of action. What

mode of travel can combine all these joys unless it be ballooning--of

which the writer confesses he knows nothing?

On the road one must ever have a regard for what may happen, and

roadside repairs, however necessary, are seldom more than makeshifts

which enable one to arrive at his destination.

If you break the bolt which fastens your cardan-shaft or a link of

your side-chains, you and your friends will have a chance to harden

your muscles a bit pushing the machine to the next village, unless

you choose to wait, on perhaps a lonely road, for a passing cart

whose driver willing, for a price, to detach his tired horse to haul

your dead weight of a ton and a half over a few miles of hill and

dale. This is readily enough accomplished in France, where the

peasant looks upon the procedure as a sort of allied industry to

farming, but in parts of England, in Holland, and frequently in

Italy, where the little mountain donkey is the chief means of

transportation, it is more difficult.

The question of road speed proves nothing with regard to the worth of

an individual automobile, except that the times do move, and we are

learning daily more and more of the facility of getting about with a

motor-car. A locomotive, or a marine engine, moves regularly without

a stop for far greater periods of time than does an automobile, but

each and every time they finish a run they receive such an

overhauling as seldom comes to an automobile.

In England the automobilist has had to suffer a great deal at the

hands of ignorant and intolerant road builders and guardians. Police

traps, on straight level stretches miles from any collection of

dwellings, will not keep down speed so long as dangerous cobblestoned

alleys, winding through suburban London towns, have no guardian to

regulate the traffic or give the stranger a hint that he had best go

slowly.

The milk and butchers' carts go on with their deadly work, but the

police in England are too busy worrying the motorist to pay any

attention.

Some county boroughs have applied a ten-mile speed limit, even though

the great bulk of their area is open country; but twenty miles an

hour for an automobile is far safer for the public than is most other

traffic, regardless of the rate at which it moves.

[Illustration: "Speed" painting, Louis de Schryver]

Speed, so far as the bystander is concerned, is a very difficult

thing to judge, and the automobilist seldom, if ever, gets fair

treatment if he meets with the slightest accident.

Most people judge the speed of an automobile by the noise that it

makes. This, up to within a few years, put most automobiles going at

a slow speed at a great disadvantage, for the slower they went the

noisier they were; but matters of design and control have changed

this somewhat, and the public now protests because "a great

death-dealing monster crept up silently behind--coming at a terrific

rate." You cannot please every one, and you cannot educate a

non-participating public all at once.

As for speed on the road, it is a variable thing, and a thing

difficult to estimate correctly. Electric cars run at a speed of from

ten to twenty-two miles an hour in England, even in the towns, and no

one says them nay. Hansoms, on the Thames Embankment in London, do

their regular fifteen miles an hour, but automobiles are still held

down to ten.

The official timekeeper of the Automobile Club of Great Britain and

Ireland took the following times (in 1905) in Piccadilly, one of the

busiest, if not the most congested thoroughfare in London.

Holloway horse-drawn bus 11.3 miles per hour

Cyclist 15.85 " " "

Private trap 13.08 " " "

Private buggy 13.55 " " "

Private brougham 14.80 " " "

When one considers how difficult to control, particularly amid

crowded traffic, a horse-drawn vehicle is, and how very easy it is to

control an up-to-date automobile, one cannot but feel that a little

more consideration should be shown the automobilist by those in

authority.

The road obstructions, slow-going traffic which will not get out of

one's way, carts left unattended and the like, make most of the real

and fancied dangers which are laid to the door of the very mobile

motor-car.

[Illustration: London and Paris traffic]

In Holland and Belgium dogs seem to be the chief road obstructions,

or at least dangers, not always willingly perhaps, but still

ever-present. In England it is mostly children.

In France not all the difficulties one meets with _en route_ are

willful obstructors of one's progress. In La Beauce the geese and

ducks are prudent, in the Nivernais the oxen are placid, and in

Provence the donkeys are philosophical; but in Brittany the horses

and mules and their drivers take fright immediately they suspect the

coming of an automobile, and in the Vendée the market-wagons, and

those laden with the product of the vine, career madly at the

extremities of exceedingly lusty examples of horse flesh to the

pending disaster of every one who does not get out of the road.

Sheep and hens are everywhere that they ought not to be, and there

seems no way of escaping them. One can but use all his ingenuity and

slip through somehow. Dogs are bad enough and ought to be

exterminated. They are the silliest beasts which one finds

uncontrolled on the roadways. Children, of course, one defers to, but

they are outrageously careless and very foolish at times, and in

short are the greatest responsibility for the driver in the small

towns of England and France. In France some effort is being made in

the schools to teach them something about a proper regard for

automobile traffic, and with good results; but no one has heard of

anything of the sort being attempted in England.

Chapter II

Travel Talk

[Illustration: Travel Talk]

Touring abroad is nothing new, but, as an amusement for the masses,

it has reached gigantic proportions. The introduction of the railroad

gave it its greatest impetus, and then came the bicycle and the

automobile.

With the railway as the sole means of getting about one was more or

less confined to the beaten track of travel in Continental Europe,

but the automobile has changed all this.

To-day, the Cote d'Azur, from St. Raphael to Menton, as well as the

strip of Norman coast-line around Trouville, in summer, is scarcely

more than a boulevard where the automobile tourist strolls for an

hour as he does in the Bois. The country lying back and between these

two widely separated points is becoming known, and even modern taste

prefers the idyllic countryside to a round of the same dizzy

conventions that one gets in season at Paris, London, or New York.

France is the land _par excellence_ for automobile touring, not only

from its splendid roads, but from the wide diversity of its sights

and scenes, and manners and customs, and, last but not least, its

most excellent hotels strung along its highways and byways like

pearls in a collarette.

This is not saying that travel by automobile is not delightful

elsewhere; certainly it is equally so in many places along the Rhine,

in Northern Italy, and in England, where the chief drawback is the

really incompetent catering of the English country hotel-keeper to

the demands of the traveller who would dine off of something more

attractive than a cut from a cold joint of ham, and eggs washed down

with stodgy, bitter beer.

The bibliography of travel books is long, and includes many famous

names in literature. Marco Polo, Froissart, Mme. de Sévigné, Taine,

Bayard Taylor, Willis, Stevenson, and Sterne, all had opportunities

for observation and made the most of them. If they had lived in the

days of the automobile they might have sung a song of speed which

would have been the most melodious chord in the whole gamut.

A modern writer must be more modest, however. He can hardly hope to

attract attention to himself or his work by describing the usual

sights and scenes. The most he can do is to set down his method of

travel, his approach, and his departure, and, for example, to tell

those who may come after that the great double spires of Notre Dame

de Chartres are a beacon by land for nearly twenty kilometers in any

direction, as he approaches them by road across the great plain of La

Beauce, the granary of France, rather than give a repetition of the

well-worn guidebook facts concerning them.

[Illustration: Ideal Car]

Chartres is taken as an example because it is one of those "stock"

sights, before mentioned, which any itinerary coming within the scope

of the _grand tour_ is bound to include.

Almost the same phenomenon is true of Antwerp's lacelike spire, the

great Gothic wonder of Cologne and, to a lesser extent, that of

Canterbury in England; thus the automobilist _en route_ has his

beacons and landmarks as has the sailor on the seas.

Man is an animal essentially mobile. He moves readily from place to

place and is not tied down by anything but ways and means and,

perhaps, confinement at laborious affairs. Even in the latter case he

occasionally breaks away for a more or less extended period, and

either goes fishing in Canada, shooting in Scotland, or automobiling

in France, with perhaps a rush over a Swiss pass or two, and a dash

around the Italian lakes, and back down the Rhine for a little tour

in Great Britain.

This is as delightful a holiday as one could imagine, and the foreign

tour--which has often been made merely as a succession of nights of

travel in stuffy sleeping-cars or a round of overfeeding orgies at

Parisian hotels and restaurants--has added charms of which the

generation before the advent of automobiles knew nought.

The question of comfortable travel is a never-ending one. The

palanquin, the sedan-chair, the rickshaw, even the humble horse-drawn

buggy have had their devotees, but the modern touring automobile has

left them all far behind, whether for long-distance travel or

promenades at Fontainebleau, in the New Forest or the Ardennes.

There is no question but that, when touring in an automobile, one has

an affection for his steel-and-iron horse that he never felt for any

other conveyance. The horse had some endearing qualities, no doubt,

and we were bound to regard his every want; but he was only a part of

the show, whereas the automobile, although it is nought but an

inanimate combination of wheels and things, has to be humoured and

talked to, and even cursed at times, in order to keep it going. But

it works faithfully nevertheless, and never balks, at least not with

the same crankiness as the horse, and always runs better toward night

(this is curious, but it is a fact), which a horse seldom does. All

the same an automobile is like David Balfour's Scotch advocate: hard

at times to ken rightly--most of the time, one may say without undue

exaggeration. Often an automobile is as fickle as a stage fairy, or

appears to be, but it may be that only your own blind stupidity

accounts for the lack of efficiency. Once in awhile an automobile

gets uproariously full of spirits and runs away with itself, and

almost runs away with you, too, simply for the reason that the

carburetion is good and everything is pulling well. Again it is as

silent and immovable as a sphinx and gives no hint of its present or

expected ailments. It is most curious, but an automobile invents some

new real or fancied complaint with each fresh internal upheaval, and

requires, in each and every instance, an entirely new and original

diagnosis.

With all its caprices, however, the automobile is the most efficient

and satisfactory contrivance for getting about from place to place,

for business or pleasure, that was ever devised.

Comparatively speaking, the railway is not to be thought of for a

moment. It has all the disadvantages of the automobile (for indeed

there are a few, such as dust and more or less cramped quarters, and,

if one chooses, a nerve-racking speed) and none of its advantages,

and, whether you are a mere man or a millionaire, you are tied down

to rails and a strict itinerary, whereas you may turn the bonnet of

your automobile down any by-road that pleases your fancy, and arrive

ultimately at your destination, having made an enjoyable detour which

would not otherwise have been possible.

Too great a speed undoubtedly detracts from the joy of travel, but a

hundred and fifty, two hundred and fifty, or three hundred kilometres

a day on the fine roads of France, or a hundred or a hundred and

fifty miles on the leafy lanes of England's southern counties will

give the stranger more varied impressions and a clearer understanding

of men and matters than the touring of a country from end to end in

express-trains which serve your meals _en route_, and whisk you from

London to Torquay between tea and dinner, or from Paris to the Cote

d'Azur between breakfast and nightfall.

Just how much pleasure and edification one can absorb during an

automobile tour depends largely upon the individual--and the mood.

Once the craving for speed is felt, not all the historic monuments in

the world would induce one to stop a sweetly running motor; but again

the other mood comes on, and one lingers a full day among the charms

of the lower Seine from Caudebec to Rouen, scarce thirty miles.

Les Andelys-sur-Seine, your guide-book tells you, is noted for its

magnificent ruins of Richard Coeur de Lion's Château Gaillard, and

for the culture of the sugar-beet, and so, often, merely on account

of the banal mention of beet-roots, you ignore the attractions of

Richard's castle and make the best time you can Parisward by the

great Route Nationale on the other side of the Seine. This is wrong,

of course, but the mood was on, and the song of speed was ringing in

your ears and nothing would drive it out.

Our fathers and grandfathers made the grand tour, in a twelvemonth,

as a sort of topping-off to their early education, before they

settled down to a business or professional life.

They checked off in their guide-books Melrose Abbey, the Tower of

London, the Cathedral of Canterbury, and those of Antwerp, Cologne,

Rome, Venice, and Paris, as they did the Cheshire Cheese, Mont Blanc,

and the ruins of Carnac. It was all a part of the general scheme of

travel, to cover a lot of ground and see all they could, for it was

likely that they would pass that way but once. Why, then, should one

blame the automobilist--who really travels very leisurely in that he

sees a lot of the countryside manners and customs off the beaten

track--if he rushes over an intermediate stretch of country in order

to arrive at one more to his liking?

One sees the thing every day on any of the great highroads in France

leading from the Channel ports. One's destination may be the

Pyrenees, the Cote d'Azur, Italy, or even Austria, and he does the

intermediate steps at full speed. The same is true if he goes to

Switzerland by the Rhine valley, or to Homburg by passing through

Belgium or Holland. He might be just as well pleased with a fortnight

in the Ardennes, or even in Holland or in Touraine, but, if his

destination is Monte Carlo or Biarritz, he is not likely to linger

longer by the way than the exigencies of food, drink, and lodging,

and the care of his automobile demand.

When he has no objective point he loiters by the way and no doubt

enjoys it the more, but it is not fair to put the automobilist down

as a scorcher simply because he is pushing on. The best guide-books

are caprice and fantasy, if you are hot pressed for time.

Mile-stones, or rather _bornes kilométriques_, line the roadways of

Continental military Europe mercilessly, and it's a bad sign when the

chauffeur begins to count them off. All the same, he knows his

destination a great deal better than does some plodding tourist by

rail who scorns him for rushing off again immediately after lunch.

One of the charms of travel, to the tried traveller, is, just as

in the time of the Abbé Prévost, the ability to exchange remarks

on one's itinerary with one's fellow travellers. In France it

does not matter much whether they are automobilists or not. The

_commis-voyageur_ is a more numerous class here, apparently, than in

any other country on the globe, and the detailed information which he

can give one about the towns and hotels and sights and scenes _en

route_, albeit he is more familiar with travel by rail than by road,

is marvellous in quantity and valuable as to quality.

The automobile tourist, who may be an Englishman or an American, has

hitherto been catered to with automobile novels, or love stories, or

whatever one chooses to call them, or with more or less scrappy,

incomplete, and badly edited accounts of tours made by some

millionaire possessor of a motor-car, or the means to hire one. Some

of the articles in the press, and an occasional book, have the merit

of having been "good stuff," but often they have gone wrong in the

making.

The writer of this book does not aspire to be classed with either of

the above classes of able writers; the most he would like to claim is

that he should be able to write a really good handbook on the

subject, wherein such topographical, historical, and economic

information as was presented should have the stamp of correctness.

Perhaps four years of pretty constant automobile touring in Europe

ought to count for something in the way of accumulated pertinent

information concerning hotels and highways and by-ways.

Not all automobilists are millionaires. The man of moderate means is

the real giver of impetus to the wheels of automobile progress. The

manufacturers of motor-cars have not wholly waked up to this fact as

yet, but the increasing number of tourists in small cars, both in

England and in France, points to the fact that something besides the

forty, sixty, or hundred horse-power monsters are being manufactured.

Efficiency and reliability is the great requisite of the touring

automobile, and, for that matter, should be of any other. Efficiency

and reliability cover ninety-nine per cent. of the requirements of

the automobilist. Chance will step in at the most inopportune moments

and upset all calculations, but, with due regard given to these two

great and fundamental principles, the rest does not much matter.

It is a curious fact that the great mass of town folk, in France and

probably elsewhere, still have a fear and dread of the mechanism of

the automobile. "_C'est beau la mécanique, mais c'est tout de même un

peu compliqué_," they say, as they regard your labours in posing a

new valve or tightening up a joint here and there.

The development of the automobile has brought about a whole new

development of kindred things, as did the development of the

battle-ship. First there was the battle-ship, then the cruiser, and

then the torpedo-boat, and then another class of boats, the

destroyers (destined to catch torpedo-boats), and finally the

submarine. With the automobile the evolution was much the same; first

it was a sort of horseless carriage, for town use, then something a

little more powerful that would climb hills, so that one might

journey afield, and then the "touring-car," and then the racing

machine, and now we have automobile omnibuses, and even automobile

ambulances to pick up any frightened persons possessed of less

agility than a kangaroo or a jack-rabbit might inadvertently have

been bowled over. These disasters are seldom the automobilist's

fault, and, happily, they are becoming fewer and fewer; but the

indecision that overcame the passer-by, in the early days of the

bicycle, still exists with many whenever an automobile comes in

sight, and they back, and fill, and worry the automobilist into such

a bad case of nerves that, in spite of himself, something of the

nature of an accident, for which he is in no way responsible, really

does happen.

Once the writer made eleven hundred kilometres straight across

France, from the Manche to the Mediterranean, and not so much as a

puncture occurred. On another occasion a little journey of half the

length resulted in the general smashing up, four times in succession,

of a little bolt (no great disaster in itself), within the interior

arrangements of the motor, which necessitated a half a day's work on

each occasion in taking down the cylinder and setting it up again,

and each time in a small town far away from any properly equipped

machine-shop, and with the assistance only of the local locksmith.

It's astonishing how good a job a locksmith in France can do, even on

an automobile, the mechanism of which he perhaps has never seen

before. Officially the locksmith in France is known as a _serrurier_,

but in the slang of the land he is the _cambrioleur du pays_, a name

which is expressive, but which means nothing wicked. He can put a

thread on a bolt or make a new nut to replace one that has

mysteriously unscrewed itself, which is more than many a mere bicycle

repairer can do.

The automobilist touring France should make friends with the nearest

_cambrioleur_ if he is in trouble. In England this is risky, a

"gas-pipe thread" being the average lay workman's idea of "fixing you

up."

Away back in Chaucer's day folk were "longen to gon on pilgrimages,"

and it does not matter in the least what the ways and means may be,

the motive is ever the same: a change of scene.

This book is no unbounded eulogy of the automobile, although its many

good qualities are recognized. There are other methods of travel

that, in their own ways, are certainly enjoyable, but none quite

equal the automobile for independence of action, convenience, and

efficiency. It is well for all motor-car users, however, to realize

that they are not the only road users, and to have a due regard for

others,--not only their rights, but their persons. This applies even

more forcibly, if possible, to the automobilist _en tour_.

One must in duty bound regulate his pace and his actions by the

vagaries of others, however little he may want to, or unfortunate

consequences will many times follow. Always he must have a sharp look

ahead and must not neglect a backward glance now and then. He must

not dash through muddy roads and splash passers-by (a particularly

heinous offence in England), and in France he must observe the rule

of the road (always to the right in passing,--no great difficulty for

an American, but very puzzling to an Englishman), or an accident may

result which will bring him into court, and perhaps into jail, unless

he can assuage the poor peasant's feelings for the damaged forelegs

of his horse or donkey by a cash payment on the spot.

Maeterlinck's "wonderful, unknown beast" is still unknown (and

feared) by the majority of outsiders, and the propaganda of education

must go on for a long time yet. Maeterlinck's great tribute to the

automobile is his regard for it as the conqueror of space. Never

before has the individual man been able to accomplish what the

soulless corporations have with railway trains. In steamboat or train

we are but a part and parcel of the freight carried, but in the

automobile we are stoker, driver, and passenger in one, and regard

every road-turning and landmark with a new wonder and appreciation.

We are the aristocrats of tourists, and we are bound therefore to

have a kindly regard for other road users or a revolution will spring

up, as it did in feudal times.

Take Maeterlinck's wise sayings for your guide, and be tolerant of

the rights of others. This will do automobilism more good than can be

measured, for it has come to stay, and perhaps even advance. The days

of the horse are numbered.

"In accord with the needs of our insatiable, exacting soul, which

craves at once for the small and the mighty, the quick and the slow;

here it is of us at last, it is ours, and offers at every turn

glimpses of beauty that, in former days, we could only enjoy when the

tedious journey was ended."

The "tour abroad" has ever been the lodestone which has drawn

countless thousands of home-loving English and Americans to

Continental Europe. Pleasure--mere pleasure--has accounted for many

of these pilgrims, but by far the largest proportion have been those

who seek education and edification combined.

One likes to be well cared for when he journeys, whether by road or

rail, and demands accordingly, if not all the comforts of home, at

least many things that the native knows or cares little of. A

Frenchman does not desire a sitting-room, a reading-room, or a fire

in his sleeping-room, and, according to his lights, he is quite

right. He finds all this at a café, and prefers to go there for it.

The steam-heated hotel, with running water everywhere, is a rarity in

France, as indeed it is in England.

Outside Paris the writer has found this combination but seldom in

France; at Lyons, Marseilles, Moulins in the Allier, and at

Chatellerault in Poitou only. Modernity is making its way in France,

but only in spots; its progress is steady, but as yet it has not

penetrated into many outlying districts. Modern _art nouveau_ ideas

in France, which are banal enough, but which are an improvement over

the Eastlake and horsehair horrors of the Victorian and

Louis-Philippe periods, are tending to eliminate old-fashioned ideas

for the benefit of the traveller who would rather eat his meals in a

bright, airy apartment than in stuffy, dark hole known in England as

a coffee-room.

In France, in particular, the contrast of the new and old that one

occasionally meets with is staggering. It is all very well in its

way, this blending of antiquity and modernity, and gives one

something of the thrill of romance, which most of us have in our

make-up to a greater or lesser extent; but, on the other hand,

romance gets some hard knocks when one finds a Roman sarcophagus used

as a watering-trough; or a chapel as an automobile garage, as he

often will in the Midi.

One thing the American, and the Britisher to a lesser extent, be he

automobilist or mere tourist, must fully realize, and that is that

the tourist business is a more highly developed industry in

Continental Europe than it is anywhere else. In Switzerland one may

well say that it is a national industry, and in some parts of France

(always omitting Paris, which is not France) it is practically the

same thing; Holland and Belgium are not far behind, and neither is

the Rhine country; so that the tourist in Europe finds that creature

comforts are always near at hand. The automobilist does not much care

whether they are near at hand or not. If he doesn't find the

accommodations he is looking for on the borders of Dartmoor, he can

keep on to Exmoor, and if Nevers won't suit his purpose for the night

he can get to Moulins in an hour.

A hotel that is full and overflowing is no more a fear or a

dread; the automobilist simply takes the road again and drops

in on some market-town twenty, thirty, or fifty miles away and

finds accommodations that are equally satisfactory, with the

possibility--if he looks in at some little visited spot like Meung

or Beaugency in Touraine, Ecloo in Holland, or Reichenberg on the

Rhine--that he will be more pleased with his surroundings than he

would be in the large towns which are marked in heavy-faced type in

the railway guides, and whose hotels are starred by Baedeker.

In most countries the passport is no longer a necessary document in

the traveller's pocketbook, though the Britisher still fondly arms

himself with this "protection," and the American will, if it occurs

to him, be only too glad to contribute his dollars to the fees of his

consulate or embassy in order to possess himself of a gaudy thing in

parchment and gold which he can wave in front of any one whom he

thinks transgresses his rights as an American citizen: "from the land

of liberty, and don't you forget it."

This is all very well and is no doubt the very essence of a proper

patriotism, but the best _pièce d'identité_ for the foreigner who

takes up his residence in France for more than three months is a

simple document which can be obtained from the commissaire de police.

It will pass him anywhere in France that a passport will, is more

readily understood and accepted by the banker or post-office clerk as

a personal identification, and will save the automobile _chauffeur_

many an annoyance, if he has erred through lack of familiarity with

many little unwritten laws of the land.

The automobilist _en tour_ always has the identification papers of

his automobile; in England his "License," and in France his

"Certificat de Capacité" and "Récépisse de Déclaration," which will

accomplish pretty much all the passport of other days would do if one

flourished it to-day before a stubborn octroi official or the

caretaker of a historical monument.

The membership card of the Italian, Swiss, or French touring clubs

will do much the same thing, and no one should be without them, since

membership in either one or all is not difficult or costly. (See

Appendix.)

France is the land _par excellence_ for the tourist, whether by road

or rail. The art of "_le tourisme_" has been perfected by the French

to even a higher degree than in Switzerland. There are numerous

societies, clubs, and associations, from the all-powerful Touring

Club de France downward, which are attracting not only the French

themselves to many hitherto little-known corners of "_la belle

France_," but strangers from over the frontiers and beyond the seas.

These are not the tourists of the conventional kind, but those who

seek out the little-worn roads. It is possible to do this if one

travels intelligently by rail, but it is a great deal more

satisfactorily done if one goes by road.

Here and there, scattered all over France, in Dauphiné, in Savoie,

and in the Pyrenees, one finds powerful "Syndicats d'Initiative,"

which not only care for the tourist, but bring pressure to bear on

the hotel-keeper and local authorities to provide something in the

way of improvements, where they are needed, to make a roadway safe,

or to restore a historical site or monument.

In the Pyrenees, and in the Alps of Savoie and Dauphiné, one finds

everywhere the insignia of the "Club-Alpin Français," which caters

with information, etc., not only to the mountain-climber, but to the

automobilist and the general tourist as well.

More powerful and effective than all--more so even than the famous

Automobile Club de France--is the great Touring Club de France,

which, with the patronage of the President of the Republic, and the

influence of more than a hundred thousand members, is something more

than a mere touring club.

In the fourteen years of its existence not only has the Touring Club

de France helped the tourist find his way about, but also has taken a

leading part in the clearing away of the debris in many a moss-grown

ruin and making of it a historical monument as pleasing to view as

Jumièges on the Seine, or world-famed Les Baux in Provence.

It has appointed itself the special guardian of roads and roadways,

so far as the placing of signboards along the many important lines of

communication is concerned; it has been the means of having dug up

untold kilometres of Renaissance pavement; has made, almost at its

own expense, a magnificent forty-kilometre road known as the Corniche

de l'Esterel; and has given the backward innkeeper such a shock that

he has at last waked up to the needs of the twentieth-century

traveller. All this is something for a touring organization to have

accomplished, and when one can become a part and parcel of this great

organization, and a sharer in the special advantages which it has to

offer to its members for the absurdly small sum of five francs per

annum, the marvel is that it has not half a million members instead

of a hundred thousand.

Chapter III

Roads & Routes

[Illustration: Roads & Routes]

"Chacun suit dans ce monde une route incertaine,

Selon que son erreur le joue et le promene."--Boileau

The chief concern of the automobilist to-day, after his individual

automobile, is the road question, the "Good Roads Question," as it

has become generally known. In a new country, like America, it is to

be expected that great connecting highways should be mostly in the

making. It is to be regretted that the development should be so slow,

but things have been improving in the last decade, and perhaps

America will "beat the world" in this respect, as she has in many

others, before many future generations have been born.

In the excellence and maintenance of her roads France stands

emphatically at the head of all nations, but even here noticeable

improvement is going on. The terrific "Louis Quatorze pavé," which

one finds around Paris, is yearly growing less and less in quantity.

The worst road-bed in France is that awful stretch from Bordeaux, via

Bazas, to Pau in Navarre, originally due to the energy of Henri IV.,

and still in existence for a space of nearly a hundred kilometres.

One avoids it by a détour of some twenty odd kilometres, and the

writer humbly suggests that here is an important unaccomplished work

for the usually energetic road authorities of France.

After France the "good roads" of Britain come next, though in some

parts of the country they are woefully inadequate to accommodate the

fast-growing traffic by road, notably in London suburbs, while some

of the leafy lanes over which poets rhapsodize are so narrow that the

local laws prevent any automobile traffic whatever. As one

unfortunate individual expressed it, "since the local authorities

forbid automobiles on roadways under sixteen feet in width, I am

unable to get my motor-car within nine miles of my home!"

In England something has been done by late generations toward roads

improvement. The first awakening came in 1820, and in 1832 the

London-Oxford road had been so improved that the former time of the

stage-coaches had been reduced from eight to six hours. Macadam in

1830, and Stevenson in 1847, were the real fathers of the "Roads

Improvement Movement" in England. The great faults of English roads

are that they are narrow and winding, almost without exception. There

are 38,600 kilometres of highways (the figures are given on the

metric scale for better comparison with Continental facts and

figures) and 160,900 of by-roads. There are sixty-six kilometres of

roads to the square kilometre _(kilometre carré)_.

In Germany the roads system is very complex. In Baden, the

Palatinate, and the Grand Duchy of Hesse they cede nothing to the

best roads anywhere, but in the central and northern provinces they

are, generally speaking, much poorer. There are fifty-four kilometres

of roads of all grades to the kilometre _carré_.

In Belgium the roads are greatly inferior to those of France, and

there are immeasurable stretches of the vilest pavement the world has

known, not only near the large towns, but great interior stretches as

well. There are 17,500 kilometres of Chemins Vicinaux and 6,990

kilometres of Chemins de Grands Communications. They average, taken

together, eighty-three kilometres to the kilometre _carré_.

In Switzerland the roads are thoroughly good everywhere, but many,

particularly mountain-roads, are entirely closed to automobile

traffic, and the regulations in many of the towns are so onerous that

it is anything but agreeable to make one's way through them. There

are thirty-two kilometres to the kilometre _carré_. The Simplon Pass

has only recently (1906) been opened to automobile traffic. No

departure can be made from Brigue, on the Swiss side, or from Gondo,

in Italy, after three P.M. Speed _(vitesse)_ must not exceed ten

kilometres on the stretches, or two kilometres around the corners.

Fines for infringement of the law run from twenty to five hundred

francs.

Italy, with a surface area one-half that of France, has but a quarter

of the extent of the good roads. They are of variable quality, but

good on the main lines of travel. In the ancient kingdom of Sardinia

will be found the best, but they are poor and greatly neglected

around Naples, and, as might be expected, in Sicily.

In Austria the roads are very variable as to surface and maintenance,

and there are numerous culverts or _canivaux_ across them. There are

21,112 kilometres of national roads, 66,747 kilometres of provincial

roads, and 87,859 of local roads. They average fourteen kilometres to

the kilometre _carré_.

The history of the development of the modern roadway is too big a

subject to permit of its being treated here; suffice it to recall

that in England and France, and along the Rhine, the lines of the

twentieth-century main roads follow the Roman roads of classic times.

In France, Lyons, in the mid-Rhône valley, was a great centre for the

radiating roadways of Gaul. Strategically it was important then as it

is important now, and Roman soldiery of the past, as the automobilist

of to-day, had here four great thoroughfares leading from the city.

The first traversed the valleys of the Rhine and the Meuse; the

second passed by Autun, Troyes, Chalons, Reims, Soissons, Noyon, and

Amiens; the third branched in one direction toward Saintes, and in

another to Bordeaux; while the fourth dropped down the Rhône valley

direct to Marseilles.

More than thirty thousand kilometres of roadways were in use

throughout Gaul during the Roman occupation, of which the four great

routes _(viæ publicæ)_ formed perhaps four thousand.

Of the great highways of France, the _Grandes Routes Nationales_, of

which all travellers by road have the fondest and most vivid

memories, it is well to recall that they were furthered, if not

fathered, by none other than Napoleon, who, for all he laid waste,

set up institutions anew which more than compensated for the

destructions.

The great roadways of France, such as the Route de Bretagne, running

due west from the capital, and those leading to Spain, Switzerland,

Italy, and the Pays Bas, had their origin in the days of

Philippe-Auguste. His predecessors had let the magnificently traced

itineraries of the Romans languish and become covered with grass--if

not actually timber-grown.

The arrangement and classification laid down by Philippe-Auguste have

never been changed, simply modified and renamed; thus the _Routes

Royales_--such as followed nearly a straight line from Paris by the

right bank of the Loire to Amboise and to Nantes--became the _Routes

Nationales_ of to-day.

Soon wheeled traffic became a thing to be considered, and royal

cortèges moved about the land with much the same freedom and

stateliness of the state coaches which one sees to-day in pageants,

as relics of a past monarchical splendour.

Louis XI. created the "_Service des Postes_" in France, which made

new demands upon the now more numerous routes and roadways, and Louis

XII., François I., Henri II., and Charles IX., all made numerous

ordinances for the policing and maintenance of them.

Henri IV., and his minister Sully, built many more of these great

lines of communication, and thus gave the first real and tangible aid

to the commerce and agriculture of the kingdom. He was something of

an aesthetic soul too, this Henri of Bearn, for he was the originator

of the scheme to make the great roadways of France tree-shaded

boulevards, which in truth is what many of them are to-day. This

monarch of love, intrigues, religious reversion, and strange oaths

passed the first (and only, for the present is simply a continuance

thereof) _ordonnance_ making the planting of trees along the national

highroads compulsory on the local authorities.

Under Louis XIV., Colbert continued the good work and put up the

first mile-stone, or whatever its equivalent was in that day,

measuring from the Parvis de Notre Dame at Paris. Some of these Louis

XIV. _bornes_, or stones, still exist, though they have, of course,

been replaced throughout by kilometre stones.

The foregoing tells in brief of the natural development of the

magnificent roads of France. Their history does not differ greatly

from the development of the other great European lines of travel,

across Northern Italy to Switzerland, down the Rhine valley and,

branching into two forks, through Holland and through Belgium to the

North Sea.

[Illustration: On French Roads]

In England the main travel routes run north, east, south, and west

from London as a radiating centre, and each took, in the later

coaching days, such distinctive names as "The Portsmouth Road," "The

Dover Road," "The Bath Road," and "The Great North Road." Their

histories have been written in fascinating manner, so they are only

referred to here.

It is in France, one may almost say, that automobile touring begins

and ends, in that it is more practicable and enjoyable there; and so

_la belle France_ continually projects itself into one's horizon when

viewing the subject of automobilism.

It may be that there are persons living to-day who regret the passing

of the good old times when they travelled--most uncomfortably, be it

remarked--by stage-coach and suffered all the inclemencies of bad

weather _en route_ without a word of protest but a genial grumble,

which they sought to antidote by copious libations of anything liquid

and strong. The automobile has changed all this. The traveller by

automobile doesn't resort to alcoholic drinks to put, or keep, him in

a good humour, and, when he sees a lumbering van or family cart

making its way for many miles from one widely separated region to

another, he accelerates his own motive power and leaves the good old

ways of the good old days as far behind as he can, and recalls the

words of Sidney Smith:

"The good of other times let others state,

I think it lucky I was born so late."

A certain picturesqueness of travel may be wanting when comparing the

automobile with the whirling coach-and-four of other days, but there

is vastly more comfort for all concerned, and no one will regret the

march of progress when he considers that nothing but the means of

transportation has been changed. The delightful prospects of hill and

vale are still there, the long stretches of silent road and, in

France and Germany, great forest routes which are as wild and

unbroken, except for the magnificent surface of the roads, as they

were when mediæval travelers startled the deer and wild boar. You may

even do this to-day with an automobile in more than one forest tract

of France, and that not far from the great centres of population

either.

The invention of carriage-springs--the same which, with but little

variation, we use on the automobile--by the wife of an apothecary in

the Quartier de St. Antoine at Paris, in 1600, was the prime cause of

the increased popularity of travel by road in France.

In 1776, the routes of France were divided into four categories:

1. Those leading from Paris to the principal interior cities and

seaports.

2. Those communicating directly between the principal cities.

3. Those communicating directly between the cities and towns of one

province and those of another.

4. Those serving the smaller towns and bourgs.

Those in the first class were to be 13.35 metres in width, the second

11.90, the third 10, the fourth 7.90. The road makers and menders of

England and America could not get better models than these.

The advent of the automobile has brought a new factor into the matter

of road making and mending, but certainly he would be an ignorant

person indeed who would claim that the automobile does a tithe of the

road damage that is done by horse-drawn traffic.

At a high rate of speed, however, the automobile does raise a fine

sandy dust, and exposes the macadam. A French authority states that

up to twenty to twenty-five kilometres an hour the automobile does

little or no harm to the roads, but when they increase to over fifty

kilometres an hour they do damage the surface somewhat. Just what the

ultimate outcome of it will be remains to be seen, but France is

unlikely to do anything which will work against the interests of the

automobilist.

In consequence of this newer and faster mode of travelling, it is

being found that on some parts of the roads the convexity of the

surface is too great, and especially at curves, where fast motors

frequently skid on the rounded surface. To obviate this a piece of

road near the Croix d'Augas in the Orleannais has had the outer side

of the curve raised eight centimetres above the centre of the road,

in somewhat the same manner as on the curve of a railway. Since this

innovation has proved highly successful and pleasing to the devotees

of the new form of travel, it is likely to be further adopted.

In the early period of the construction of French roads the earth

formation was made horizontal, but Trésaguet, a French engineer,

introduced the rounded form, or camber, and this is the method now

almost generally adopted, both in France and England. Only some

14,000 kilometres of the national routes have a hand-set foundation,

the others being what are termed broken-stone roads--the stone used

is broken in pieces and laid on promiscuously, after the system

introduced by Macadam. Some of the second and third class, roads are

constructed of gravel, and others, of earth.

From the official report of 1893 it appears that the cost of

maintenance of roads in France was as follows:

COST OF LABOUR AND MATERIALS

Annual Total Annual Cost

Cost per Kilometre

(AV.)

Routes Nationales 22,570,300 fcs. 775 fcs.

Routes Départmentales 14,555,850 600

Chemins Communication 82,474,450 423

Chemins Vicinaux 44,211,125 200

The above is for materials and labour on the roadways only, and

something between 33 1/3 per cent, and 50 per cent. is added for the

maintenance of watercourses and sidewalks, the planting of trees, and

for general administrative expenses.

[Illustration: Kilometre Stones in France]

Excepting for twenty kilometres or so around Paris, the vehicular

traffic on the country roads of France does not seem to be in any way

excessive. The style of vehicles in France that carry into the cities

farm and garden produce, wood, stone, etc., are large wagons with

wheels six to seven feet in diameter. These wagons are more easily

hauled and naturally do less damage to the roads than narrow-tired,

low-wheeled trucks or drays. The horses in Paris, and in the country,

are nearly all plain shod, with no heels or toes to act like a pick

to break up the surface. Sometimes even one sees draught-horses with

great flat, iron shoes extending out beyond the hoof in all

directions.

The question of the speed of the automobile on the roads, in France

and England, as indeed everywhere else, has been the moot point in

all legislation that has been attempted.

The writer thinks the French custom the best. You may legally go at

thirty kilometres an hour, and no more. If you exceed this you do it

at your own risk. If an accident happens it _may_ go hard with you,

but if not, all is well, and you have the freedom of the road in all

that the term implies. In the towns you are often held down to ten,

eight, or even six kilometres an hour, but that is merely a local

regulation, for your benefit as much as for the safety of the public,

for many a French town has unthought-of possibilities of danger in

its crooked streets and unsafe crossings.

Good roads have much to do with the pleasure of automobilism, and

competent control and care of them will do much more. Where a picked

bit of roadway has been chosen for automobile trials astonishing

results have been obtained, as witness the Gordon-Bennett Cup records

of the last six years, where the average speed per hour consistently

increased from thirty-eight miles to nearly fifty-five, and this for

long distances (three hundred and fifty miles or more).

To meet the new traffic conditions the authorities must widen the

roads here and there, remove obstructions at corners, make encircling

boulevards through narrowly laid out towns, and erect warning signs,

like the following, a great deal more numerously than they have as

yet.

They have very good automobile laws in France in spite of their

anomalies. You agree to thirty-seven prescribed articles, and go

through sundry formalities and take to the road with your automobile.

In the name of the President of the Republic and the "_peuple

français,_" you are allowed thirty kilometres an hour in the open

country, and twenty in the towns. You can do anything you like beyond

this--at your own risk, and so long as no accident happens nothing

will be said, but you must pull up when you come to a small town

where M. le Maire, in the name of his forty-four electors, has

decreed that his village is dangerously laid out for fast

traffic,--and truth to tell it often is,--and accordingly you are

limited to a modest ten or even less. It is annoying, of course, but

if you are on a strange itinerary you had best go slow until you know

what trouble lies ahead.

In theory _la vitesse_ is national in France, but in practice it is

communal, and the barriers rise, in the way of staring warnings

posted at each village-end, like the barriers across the roads in the

times of Louis XI.

Except in Holland, where some "private roads" still exist, and in

certain parts of England, the toll-gate keeper has become almost an

historical curiosity. It is true, however, that in England one does

meet with annoying toll-bridges and gates, and in France one has

equally annoying _octroi_ barriers.

One recognizes the vested proprietary rights, many of which, in

England, are hereditary, of certain toll-gates and bridges, but it is

hard in these days, when franchises for the conduct of public

services are only granted for limited periods, that legislation, born

of popular clamour, should not confiscate, or, better, purchase at a

fair valuation, these "rights," and make all roads and bridges free

to all.

In France there are no toll-gates or bridges, or at least not many

(the writer recalls but one, a bridge at La Roche-Guyou on the Seine,

just above Vernon), but there are various state ferries across the

Seine, the Rhône, the Saône, and the Loire, where a small charge is

made for crossing. These are particularly useful on the lower Seine,

in delightful Normandy, as there are no bridges below Rouen.

In France one's chief delays on the road are caused by the _octroi_

barriers at all large towns, though only at Paris and, for a time, at

St. Germain do they tax the supplies of _essence_ (gasoline) and oil,

which the automobilist carries in his tanks.

The _octroi_ taxes are onerous enough in all conscience, but it is a

pity to annoy automobilists in the way the authorities do at the

gates of Paris, and it's still worse for a touring automobile to be

stopped at the barrier of a town like Evreux in Normandy, or Tarare

in the Beaujolais. Whatever does the humble (and civil, too) guardian

do it for, except to show his authority, and smile pleasantly, as he

waves you off after having brought you to a full stop at the bottom

of a twisting cobble-stoned, hilly street where you need all the

energy and suppleness of your motor in order to reach the top.

There are not many of these abrupt stops, outside the large towns,

and nowhere do they tax you on your oil or _essence_ except at

Paris--where you pay (alas!) nearly as much as the original cost.

At Rouen the guardian comes up, looks in your tonneau to see if you

have a fish or a partridge hidden away, and sends you on your way

with a bored look, as though he disliked the business as much as you

do. At Tours, if you come to the barrier just as the official has

finished a good lunch, he simply smiles, and doesn't even stop

you. At Marseilles you get up from your seat and let the official

poke a bamboo stick down among your _chambres d'air_, and say

nothing--provided he does not puncture them; if he does, you say a

good deal, but he replies by saying that he was merely doing his

duty, and meant no harm.

At Nantes, at Rennes, at Orleans, and Bordeaux, all of them _grandes

villes_, every one is civil and apologetic, but still the procedure

goes on just the same.

At Lyons the _octroi_ tax has been abolished. Real progress this!

In the old coaching days road speeds fell far behind what they are

to-day in a well-constructed and capable automobile, but, as they put

in long hours on the road, they certainly did get over the ground in

a fairly satisfactory manner. Private conveyances, with private

horses, could not hope to accomplish anything like it, simply because

there is a limit to the working powers and hours of the individual

horse. With the old mail-coaches, in England, and the _malle-poste_

and the _poste-chaise_, in France, things were different, for at

every _poste_, or section, was a new relay; and on the coach went at

the same pace as before.

[Illustration: Days Gone By]

The London-Birmingham coaches in 1830 covered the 109 miles between

the two points at an average speed of 15.13 miles per hour, the

highest speed being eighteen, and the lowest eleven miles.

In France the speeds were a little better. From Lyons the old

mail-coaches used to make the journey to Paris in four days by way of

Auxerre, and in five by Moulins, though the distance is the same, one

hundred and twenty leagues. To-day the automobile, which fears not

hills, take invariably the Moulins road, and covers the distance

between breakfast and dinner; that is, if the driver is a "scorcher;"

and there are such in France.

In 1834 there were thirteen great lines of _malle-postes_ in France

as follows:

To Calais. By Clermont, Amiens, and Abbeville.

To Lille. By Senlis, Noyon, St. Quentin, Cambrai, and Douai.

To Mezières. By Soissons, Reims, and Rhetel.

To Strasbourg. By Chalons-sur-Marne, Metz, and Sarrebourg.

To Besançon. By Troyes and Dijon.

To Lyon. By Melun, Auxerre, Autun, and Macon.

To Clermont-Ferrand. By Fontainebleau, Briare, Nevers, and Moulins.

To Toulouse. By Orleans, Chateauroux, Limoges, and Cahors.

To Bordeaux. By Orleans, Blois, Tours, Poitiers, and Angoulême.

To Nantes. By Chartres, Le Mans, La Fleche, and Angers.

To Brest. By Alençon, Laval, Rennes, and St. Brieuc.

To Caen. By Bonnières, Evreux, and Lisieux.

To Rouen. By Neuilly-sur-Seine, Pontoise, Gisors, Ecouis, and

Fleury-sur-Andelle.

Besides the _malle-poste_ there was another organization in France

even more rapid. The following is copied from an old advertisement:

AVIS AU PUBLIC

"_Messageries Royales--Nouvelles Diligences_

"Le Public est averti:

"Il partira de Paris toutes les semaines, pour Dunkerque, passant par

Senlis, Compiègne, et Noyon, une diligence le lundi à 6 heures du

matin. Elle repartira de Dunkerque à Paris, le mercredi à 6 heures du

matin. Il partira aussi dans chaque sens une voiture pour les gros

bagages et objets fragiles, le jeudi de chaque semaine.

"Les bureaux de ces diligences sont établis à Paris, rue St. Denis,

vis-à-vis les Filles-Dieu."

From Paris to Bordeaux, 157 leagues, the Messageries Royales made the

going at an easy pace in five days. To-day the express-trains do it

in six and one-half hours, and the ever-ready automobile has knocked

a half an hour off that, just for a record. "_Tempus fugit._"

The subject of roads and roadmaking is one that to-day more than ever

is a matter of deep concern to those responsible for a nation's

welfare.

It might seem, in these progressive days, that it was in reality a

matter which might take care of itself, at least so far as originally

well-planned or well-built roads were concerned. This, however, is

not the case; the railway has very nearly reached the limit of its

efficiency (at any rate in thickly settled parts), and the electric

roads have merely stepped in and completed its functions.

It is certain that an improved system of road administration or

control is needed. The turnpike or the highroad served its purpose

well enough in coaching days as the most direct and quickest way

between important towns. To-day, in many respects, conditions are

changed. Certain centres of population and commercial activity have

progressed at the expense of less fortunate communities, and the

one-time direct highroads now deviate considerably, with the result

that there is often an unnecessary prolongation of distance and

expenditure of time.

Examples of this sort are to be found all over Britain, but a great

deal less frequently in France, where the communication is by a more

direct line between important centres, often leaving the small and

unimportant towns out of the itinerary altogether.

In England, centralization or nationalization of the road-building

authority should remedy all this. Cuts and deviations from existing

lines, for the general good, would then be made without local

jealousy or misapplied influence being brought to bear, and the

general details of width and surface be carried on throughout the

land, under one supreme power, and not, as often now is the case, by

various local district and urban councils and county surveyors.

"The Great North Road" and "The Famous Bath Road" vary greatly

throughout their length as to width and excellence; and yet popular

opinion in the south of England would seem to indicate that these

roads, to single them out from among others, are idyllic, both in

character of surface and skill of engineering, throughout their

length. This is manifestly not so. The "Bath Road," for example, in

parts, is as flat and well-formed a surface as one could hope to

find, even in France itself, but at times it degenerates into a mere

narrow, guttery alley, especially in its passage through some of the

Thames-side towns, where the surface is never of that excellence that

it should be; throughout its entire length of some hundred odd miles

to Bath there are ever-recurring evidence of bad road-making and

worse engineering.

One is bound to take into consideration that it is the automobile,

and the general increase in automobile traffic, that, in all

countries, is causing the wide-spread demand for improved roads.

To illustrate the growth of the use of the automobile on the public

highway, and taking France as an example, the following statistics

are given from the _Journal des Débats:_

In 1900 there were taxed in France 1,399 _voitures-automobiles_ of

more than two places, and 955 of one or two places. In 1903 the

figures had risen to 7,228 and 2,694 respectively. These figures may

seem astonishingly small at first glance, but their percentage of

growth is certainly abnormally large. These _voitures-automobiles_,

be it recalled, are all pleasure carriages, and displaced in the same

time (according to the same authority) 10,000 horse-drawn vehicles.

At the same period Paris alone claimed 1,845 _voitures-automobiles_

and 6,539 horse-drawn pleasure carriages.

Road reformers, wherever found, should agitate for two things: the

efficient maintenance of existing roads and the laying out of new and

improved thoroughfares where needed.

In England and America the roadways are under the care of so many

controlling bodies that they have suffered greatly. In England, for

example, there is one eighteen-mile strip of road which is under the

control of twelve different highway authorities, while the "Great

North Road" from London to Edinburgh, is, in England alone, subject

to seventy-two separate authorities. Local jealousies, rivalry and

factions, and the quarrels of various road authorities interfere

everywhere with good roads. The greatest good of the greatest number

is sacrificed to village squabbles and to the advice of the local

squire, who "detests motor-cars," as he does most other signs of

progress. The roads of the future must be under some general control.

At present, affairs in England are pretty bad; let America take heed

in her new provisions for road supervision and government.

There is at present an almost Chinese jumble in the distribution of

authority over roads in England and Wales. There are in London alone

twenty-nine highway authorities, and 1,855 throughout the rest of the

country.

In view of the fact that through motor traffic of all kinds will

increase every year, it has been suggested that new loop roads should

be constructed round towns on the chief roads, private enterprise

being enlisted by the expectation of improved land value. This

certainly would be a move in the right direction.

[Illustration: Milestone pictures]

Mile-stone reform is another thing which is occupying the serious

attention of the road user. In Continental Europe this matter is

pretty well arranged, though there is frequently a discrepancy of

two, three, or even five kilometres between the national mile-stones

_(bornes kilométriques)_ and the sign-boards of the various local

authorities and touring clubs.

France has the best system extant of sign-boards and mile-stones. One

finds the great national, departmental, and communal signs and stones

everywhere, and at every hundred metres along the road are the

intermediate little white-numbered stones, from which you may take

your bearings almost momentarily, with never a fear that you are off

your track.

In addition to this the sign-boards of the Touring Club de France,

the Automobile Club de France, and the Association Générale

Automobile satisfy any further demands that may be made by the

traveller by automobile who wants to read as he runs. No such legible

signs and warnings are known elsewhere.

There is uniformity in all the kilometre and department boundary

stones in France; but in England "mile-stones" of all shapes, sizes,

materials, and degrees of legibility are found.

There are some curious relics in the form of ancient mile-stones

still in use, which may please the antiquarian, but are of no value

to the automobilist. There is the "eightieth mile-stone on the

Holyhead Road" in England, which carries one back through two

centuries of road travel; and there is a heavy old veteran of perhaps

a thousand years, which at one time marked the "_Voie Aurelian,_" as

it crossed Southern Gaul. It is found in Provence, in the

Bouches-du-Rhône, near Salon, and is a sight not to be missed by

those curiously inclined.

The question of dust is one of the chief problems yet to be solved

for the benefit of automobilists and the general public alike. A good

deal of the "dust nuisance" is due to badly made and badly kept

roads, but we must frankly admit that the automobile itself is often

the cause. "La Ligue Contre la Poussière," in France, has made some

interesting experiments, with the below enumerated results, as

related to automobile traffic. Road-builders and manufacturers of

automobiles alike have something here to make a note of.

(1) Sharp corners and excessive road cambers lead to slip, and,

therefore, to dust.

(2) More dust is raised on a rough road than on an equally dusty

smooth road.

(3) Watering the road moderately diminishes the dust.

(4) The spreading on the road of crude oil, or of oil emulsions in

water, is an important palliative.

(5) Wood, asphalt, cobblestones, and square pavings are not dusty

save after use by horse traffic.

(6) Cars with smooth, boat-shaped under surfaces are less dusty than

others.

(7) Cars with large mud-guards and leather flaps near the road are

more dusty.

(8) Cars on high wheels well away from the ground are less dusty.

(9) Cars with large tool-boxes at the back reaching low down between

the back wheels are dusty.

(10) Large car bodies are often dustier than small ones.

(11) Blowing the exhaust near the ground increases the dust.

(12) Cars fitted with engines having an insufficient fly-wheel or a

non-uniform turning effort from any cause are more dusty.

(13) A car mounted on very easy springs having a large up-and-down

play will suck up the dust with each rise and fall of the body on

rough roads.

(14) Front wheels--or rolling wheels--raise less dust than back

wheels or driving wheels.

(15) Smooth pneumatic tires are dusty.

(16) Solid or pneumatic rubber tires are more dusty at higher speeds,

and with high-powered engines.

(17) Non-skid devices, such as small steel studs, etc., do not

increase the dust.

A writer on automobilism and roads cannot leave the latter subject

without a reference to some of the obstructions and inconveniences to

which the automobilist has to submit. If the automobilist proved

himself a "road obstruction" like any of the following he would soon

be banished and the industry would suffer.

A correspondent in the _Auto_, the chief Parisian daily devoted to

automobilism, gave the following list of obstructions encountered in

a journey of a thousand kilometres:

1. Drivers having left their horses entirely unattended - 75

2. Drivers who would not make way to allow one to pass - 86

3. Driver is asleep - 8

4. Drivers not holding the reins - 12

5. Drivers in carriages, or carts, without lights at night - 81

6. Drivers stopping their horses in the middle of the road or at

dangerous turnings - 2

7. Drivers allowing their horses to descend hills unattended while

they walked behind - 18

8. Dogs throwing themselves in front of one - 35

9. Flocks of sheep met without guardians near by - 8

10. Cattle straying unattended - 10

11. Geese, hens and children in the middle of the road - 30

Instead of seven sins, any of which might be deadly, there are

eleven. Legislation must sooner or later protect the automobilist

better than it does to-day.

Chapter IV

Hotels & Things

[Illustration: Hotels & Things]

In all the literature of travel, that which is devoted to hotels has

been conspicuously neglected. Certainly a most interesting work could

be compiled.

Among the primitive peoples travellers were dependent upon the

hospitality of those among whom they came. After this arose a species

of hostelry, which catered for man and beast in a more or less crude

and uncomfortable manner; but which, nevertheless, was a great deal

better than depending upon the generosity and hospitality of

strangers, and vastly more comfortable than sleeping and eating in

the open.

In the middle ages there appeared in France the _cabaret_, the

_gargot_, the _taverne_, and then the _auberge_, many of which,

endowed with no more majestic name, exist even to-day.

ICI ON LOGE à PIED ET à CHEVAL

is a sign frequently seen along the roadways of France, and even in

the villages and small towns. It costs usually ten sous a night for

man, and five sous for his beast, though frequently there is a

fluctuating price.

The _aubergiste_ of other days, on the routes most frequented, was an

enterprising individual, if reports are to be believed. Frequently he

would stand at his door and cry out his prices to passers-by. "_Au

Cheval Blanc! On dine pour douze sous. Huit sous le cocher. Six

liards l'écurie._"

With the era of the diligences there came the Hôtels de la Poste,

with vast paved courtyards, great stables, and meals at all hours,

but the chambers still remained more or less primitive, and in truth

have until a very recent date.

There is absolutely no question but that automobilism has brought

about a great change in the hotel system of France. It may have had

some slight effect elsewhere, but in France its influence has been

enormous. The guide-books of a former generation did nothing but put

an asterisk against the names of those hotels which struck the fancy

of the compiler, and it was left to the great manufacturers of

"_pneumatiques_" for automobiles to carry the scheme to a

considerably more successful issue. Michelin, in preparing his

excellent route-book, bombarded the hotel-keeper throughout the

length and breadth of France with a series of questions, which he

need not answer if he did not choose, but which, if he neglected, was

most likely taken advantage of by his competitor.

Given a small _chef-lieu_, a market-town in France, with two

competing establishments, the one which was marked by the compiler of

this excellent road-book as having the latest sanitary arrangements,

with perhaps a dark room for photographers, stood a much better

chance of the patronage of the automobile traveller than he who had

merely a blank against the name of his house. The following selection

of this appalling array of questions, used in the preparation of the

Guide-Michelin, will explain this to the full:

Is your hotel open all the year?

What is the price per day which the automobilist _en tour_ may count

on spending with you? (This is purposely noncommittal so far as an

ironbound statement is concerned, being more particularly for

classification, and is anyway a much better system of classification

than by a detailed price-list of _déjeuner, dîner_, etc.)

What is the price of an average room, with service and lights? (Be

it noted that only in avowed tourist resorts, or in the case of

very new travellers, are the ridiculous items of "_service et

bougie_"--service and lights--ever charged in France.)

Is wine included in your regular charges? (And it generally is except

in the two above-mentioned instances.)

Have you a sign denoting adherence or alliance to the A. G. A.?

Have you a sign denoting adherence or alliance to the A. C. F.?

Have you a sign denoting adherence or alliance to the T. C F.?

Have you an arrangement with the Touring Club de France allowing

members a discount of ten per cent.? (Some four thousand country

hotels of France have.)

Have you a bath-room?

Have you modernized hygienic bedrooms?

Have you water-closets with modern plumbing? (Most important this.)

Have you a dark room for photographers?

Have you a covered garage for automobiles? (This must be free of

charge to travellers, for two days at least, or a mention of the

hotel does not appear.)

How many automobiles can you care for?

Have you a telephone and what is its number?

What is your telegraphic address?

What are the chief curiosities and sights in your town?

What interesting excursions in the neighbourhood?

This information is afterwards compiled and most clearly set forth,

with additional information as to population, railway facilities,

etc.

The annual of the Automobile Club de France marks with a little

silhouetted knife and fork those establishments which deserve mention

for their _cuisine_, and even marks good beds in a similar fashion.

Clearly the makers of old-time guide-books must wake up, or everybody

will take to automobiling, if only to have the right to demand one of

these excellent guides. To be sure the same information might to a

very considerable extent be included in the recognized guide-books;

indeed Joanne's excellent series has in one or two instances added

something of the sort in recent editions of their "Normandie" and

"Provence," but each volume deals only with some special locality,

whereas the Guide-Michelin deals with the whole of France, and the

house also issues another covering Belgium, Holland, and the Rhine

country.

The chief concern of the touring automobilist, after the pleasures of

the road, is the choice of a hotel. The days when the diligences of

Europe drew up before an old-time inn, with the sign of a pewter

plate, an _écu d'or_, a holly branch, or a prancing white horse, have

long since disappeared. The classic good cheer of other days, a fowl

and a bottle of Beaune, a baron of beef and porter, or a carp and

good Rhine wine have gone, too. The automobile traveller requires, if

not a stronger fare, at least a more varied menu, as he does a more

ample supply of water for washing.

These quaint old inns of other days, with fine mullioned windows,

galleried courtyards, and vine-trellised façades, still exist here

and there, but they have been much modernized, else they would not

exist at all. There is not much romance in the make-up of the modern

traveller, at least so far as his own comfort is concerned, and the

tired automobilist who has covered two hundred kilometres of road,

between lunch and dinner, requires something more heroic in the way

of a bath than can be had in a tiny porcelain basin, and a more

comfortable place to sit in than the average bar-parlour, such as he

finds in most country inns in England.

As Sterne said: "They do things better in France," and the

accommodation supplied the automobilist is there far ahead of what

one gets elsewhere.

The hotel demanded by the twentieth-century traveller need not

necessarily be a palace, but it must be something which caters to the

advancing needs of the time in a more efficient manner than the

country inn of the eighteenth century, when the only one who

travelled in comfort was he who thrust himself upon the hospitality

of friends.

We are living in a hygienic age, and to-day we are particular about

things that did not in the least concern our forefathers. In England

there is no public-spirited body which takes upon itself the task of

pointing out the virtuous path to the country Boniface. The

Automobile Club of Great Britain and Ireland has not succeeded very

well with its task as yet and has not anything like the influence of

its two sister organizations in France, or the very efficient Touring

Club Italiano.

Hygiene does not necessarily go so far as to demand a doctor's

certificate as to the health of the birds and animals which the

_chef_ presents so artistically in his celebrated _plats du jour_,

and one need not take the _journaux comiques_ too seriously, as once

did a gouty _milord_, who insisted that his duckling Rouennais

should, while alive, first be certificated as to the health of its

_bronches_ and _poumons_. All the same one likes to know that due

regard is given to the proprieties and necessities of his bedroom,

and to know that the kitchen is more or less a public apartment where

one can see what is going on, which one can almost invariably do in

France, in the country, at any rate. Therein lies one of the great

charms of the French hotel.

One of the latest moves of the Automobile Club de France is to call

attention to the mountainous districts of France, the Pyrenees, and

the Jura, and to exploit them as rivals to Switzerland. Further, a

competition among hotel-keepers has been started throughout France,

and a prize of ten thousand francs is offered yearly to that

hotel-keeper who has added most to the attractions of his house. The

club authorities furnish expert advice and recommendations as to

hotel reforms to any hotel-keeper who applies. In England the newly

established "Road Club" might promote the interests of British motor

tourists, and the large numbers of Americans and foreigners, by

undertaking a similar work.

To a great extent the tourist, by whatever means of travel, must find

his hotels out for himself. He cannot always follow a guide-book, and

if he does he may find that the endorsement of an old edition is no

longer merited.

By far the best hotel-guides for France, Belgium, and Holland, the

Rhine, Switzerland, and Italy are the excellent _annuaires_ of the

Automobile Clubs and Touring Clubs, and the before-mentioned

Guide-Michelin and "Guide-Routiere Continental," issued by the great

pneumatic tire companies.

Hotel-finding abroad, for the stranger, is a more or less difficult

process, or he makes it such. The crowded resorts do not give one a

tithe of the character or local colour to be had from a stay in some

little market-town inn of France or Germany. In the former, hotels

are simply bad imitations of Parisian establishments, while the best

are often off the beaten track in the small towns.

The question of tipping is an ever present one for the European

traveller. It exists in Britain and Continental Europe to an

increasing and exasperating extent, and the advent of the automobile

has done nothing to lessen it.

There is no earthly, sensible logic which should induce a _garçon_ in

a hotel or restaurant to think that because one arrives in an

automobile he wishes to dine in a special room off of rare viands and

drink expensive wines, but this is his common conception of the

automobile tourist. One fights up or down through the scale of hotel

servants, and does his best to allay any false ideas they may have,

including those of the hostler, who has done nothing for you, and

expects his tip, too. It's an up-hill process, and the idea that

every automobilist is a millionaire is everywhere dying hard.

The traveller demands not so much elegance as comfort, and, above

all, fit accommodation for his automobile. Some sort of a light,

airy, and clean closed garage is his right to demand, and the hotel

that supplies this, as contrasted with the one that does not, gets

the business, even if other things be _not_ equal.

The requirements of an automobile _en tour_ are almost as numerous

and varied as those of its owner. Hence the hotel proprietor must, if

he values this clientele, provide something a great deal better than

a mere outhouse, an old untidy stable-yard, or a lean-to.

Small concern is it to mine host of the local inn, who is somewhat

off the beaten track of motorcars, as to what really constitutes a

garage. He usually does not even know what the word means. Any

roofed-over shed or shack, with doors or not, is what one generally

has to put up with to-day, for housing his resplendent brassy and

varnishy automobile.

Once the writer remembers being turned into an old stable (in

England), the floor of which was strewn with the broken bottles of a

defunct local mineral water industry, and again into another, used as

a carpenter's shop, the floor strewn with the paraphernalia and tools

of the trade.

If the English hotel-keeper (again they do things better on the

Continent) only would discriminate to the extent of believing that

there is nothing harmful or indecent about an automobile, and let it

live in the coach-house like a respectable dog-cart or the orthodox

brougham, all would be well, and we should save our tempers and a

vast lot of gray matter in attempting to show a conservative landlord

how far he is behind the times.

One other very important demand the automobilist makes of the hotel,

and that is the possibility of being supplied with his coffee at any

time after five in the morning. The automobile tourist, not of the

butterfly order, is almost invariably an early bird.

Without question the Continental hotel of all ranks is vastly

superior to similar establishments in Britain. The inferiority of the

British inns may be due to tardiness and slothfulness on the part of

the landlords, or long suffering and non-complaining on the part of

their guests. It is either one or the other, or both, of these

reasons, but the fact is the hotel-keeper, and his establishment as

well, are each far inferior to those of Continental Europe.

Perhaps the real reason of the conservatism of the British

hotel-keeper is yet to be fathomed, but it probably starts from the

fact that he does not travel to learn. The young Swiss serves his

apprenticeship, and learns French, as a waiter at Nice, just as he

learns Italian at San Remo. Ten years later you may find him as the

manager of a big hotel at home. He has learned his business by hard,

disagreeable work. How many English hotel-keepers have imitated him?

Another cause of backwardness in England is the "license" system,

with its artificial augmentation of the value of all premises where

alcoholic refreshment is provided. This tends to make the landlord

look upon it as his chief, if not his sole, source of profit. Even if

he serves meals at a fair price, he looks to the accompanying, or

casual, drinks to pay him best. This results in indifferent and

slovenly food-catering. The public bar, with its foul-mouthed

loafers,--there seems to be an idea that one can talk in an English

tavern as one would not in an English street,--is often within

ear-shot of the dining-room. This is one of the great defects of the

English hotel system, in all but the largest towns, and even there it

is not wholly absent.

This is how the facts strike a foreigner, the Frenchman, the

Dutchman, the Belgian, and the German, whose hotels and restaurants

are, first of all, for quiet, ordinary guests, and only secondarily

as places where liquid refreshment--alcoholic or otherwise--is served

with equal alacrity, but without invidious distinction.

The old-time inns of England, and their very names, have a peculiar

fascination for the stranger. Some of us who know them intimately,

and who how what discomfort and inefficient catering may lurk behind

such a picturesque nomenclature as the "Rose and Crown" or the

"Hawthorne Inn," have a certain disregard for the romance of it all.

If one is an automobilist he has all the more reason to take

cognizance of their deficiencies.

All the same the mere mention of the old-time posting-houses of the

"Bath Road," the "Great North Road" (particularly that portion

between London and Cambridge along which Dick Turpin took his famous

ride) have a glamour for us that even the automobile will not wholly

extinguish. According to story it was at one of the many inns along

the "Great North Road" that Turpin procured a bottle of wine, which

once having passed down the throat of his famous "Black Bess" enabled

the rascal to escape his pursuers. The automobilist will be fortunate

if he can find gasoline along here to-day as easily as he can that

peculiarly vile brand of beer known as "bitter."

Buntingford on the "North Road" has an inn, which, in a way, is

trying to cope with the new conditions. The landlord of the "George

and the Dragon" has come to a full realization that the motor-car has

well-nigh suppressed all other forms of road traffic for pleasure,

and, more or less incompletely, he is catering for the wants of

motorists, as did his predecessors for the traveller by

posting-carriage or stage-coach. This particular landlord, though he

looks like one of the old school, should be congratulated on a

perspicuity which few of his confreres in England possess.

There are two other inns which travellers on the "North Road" will

recognize as they fly past in their automobiles, or stop for tea or a

bite to eat, for, in spite of their devotion to the traffic in beer,

these "North Road" inns, within a radius of seventy-five or a hundred

miles of London, seem more willing to furnish solid or non-alcoholic

refreshment than most of their brethren elsewhere. The "Bell Inn" and

the "Red, White, and Blue" (and the George and the Dragon) of the

North Road in England deserve to linger in the memory of the

automobilist, almost to the exclusion of any other English inns of

their class.

With regard to hotel charges for all classes of travellers, as well

in England as on the Continent, there is an undoubted upward tendency

which the automobile has done absolutely nothing to allay. One good

is coming to pass, however, and that is uniformity of price for the

class of accommodation offered, and (in France and most other

Continental countries) the absolute abolition of the charge for

"lights and service," an abominable and outrageous practice which

still lingers in England--and for that matter Scotland and Ireland.

The discussion of the subject has been worn threadbare, and it is

useless to enter further into it here, save to remark that since the

automobile is bringing about so many reforms and improvements perhaps

the abolition of this species of swindling on the part of the British

hotel-keeper will disappear along with antiquated sanitary

arrangements and uncomfortable closed-in beds.

In France--thanks again to the indefatigable Touring Club de

France--they have eliminated this charge for service and lights

entirely, and one generally finds hanging behind the door the little

card advocated by the Touring Club, stating clearly the charge for

that particular room and the price of the various things offered in

the way of accommodation. This ought to be demanded, by law, of every

hotel-keeper. Not every hotel in France has fallen in line, but those

that have are reaping the benefit. The automobilist is a good

advertiser of what he finds _en route_ that pleases him, and scores

pitilessly--to other automobilists--everything in the nature of a

swindle that he meets with, and they are not few, for in many places

the automobilist is still considered fair game for robbery.

As to the fare offered in English inns, as compared with that of the

Continental hotel, the least said the better; the subject has been

gone over again and again, so it shall not be reiterated here, save

to quote Pierre Loti on what one eats for an English dinner.

"We were assembled round a horrible bill of fare, which would not be

good enough for one of our humblest cook-shops. But the English are

extraordinary folk. When I saw the reappearance, for the fourth time,

of the fatal dish of three compartments, for badly boiled potatoes,

for peas looking poisonously green, and for cauliflower drenched with

a glue-like substance, I declined, and sighed for Poledor, who

nourished my studious youth on a dainty repast at a shilling per

day."

The modern tourist, and especially the tourist by automobile, has

done more for the improved conduct of the wayside hotel, and even

those of the large towns, than whole generations of travellers of a

former day.

Once the hotel drew its income from the hiring-out of posting-horses,

and the sale of a little food and much wine. As the old saying goes:

"Four horses and four bottles of port went together in the account of

every gentleman." Travellers of those days, if comparatively few,

were presumably wealthy. To-day no one, save the vulgar few, ever

cares that the innkeeper, or the servants, should suspect him of

being wealthy.

It's a failing of the Anglo-Saxon race, however, to want to be taken

for bigger personages than they really are, and often enough they pay

for the privilege. This is only natural, seeing that even an

innkeeper is human. Charges suitable for a _milord_ or a millionaire

have been inflicted on Browns, Joneses, and Robinsons simply because

they demanded such treatment--for fear they would not be taken for

"gentlemen." Such people are not numerous among real traveling

automobilists; they are mostly found among that class who spend the

week-end at Brighton, or dine at Versailles or St. Germain or "make

the fête" at Trouville. They are known instinctively by all, and are

only tolerated by the hotel landlord for the money they spend.

The French cook's "_batterie de cuisine_" is a thing which is

fearfully and wonderfully displayed in all the splendour of polished

steel and copper; that is, it is frequently so displayed in the

rather limited acquaintance which the general public has with the

_cuisine_ of a great hotel or restaurant, whether it be in Paris,

London, or New York.

[Illustration: In French Hotels]

In provincial France it is quite another thing. The _chef-patron_ of

a small hotel in a small town may be possessed of an imposing battery

of pots and pans, but often, since he buys his _pâtisserie_ and

sweetmeats of the local pastry-cook, and since his guests may

frequently not number a dozen at a time, he has no immediate use for

all of his _casseroles_ and _marmites_ and _plats ronds_ and

_sauteuses_ at one time, and accordingly, instead of being

picturesquely hung about the wall in all their polished brilliancy,

they are frequently covered with a coating of dull wax or, more banal

yet, enveloped in an ancient newspaper with only their handles

protruding. It's a pity to spoil the romantically picturesque idea

which many have of the French _batterie de cuisine_, but the

before-mentioned fact is more often the case than not.

Occasionally, on the tourist-track, there is a "show hotel," like the

Hôtel du Grand Cerf at Louviers (its catering in this case is none

the worse for its being a "show-place," it may be mentioned) where

all the theatrical picturesqueness of the imagination may be seen.

There is the timbered sixteenth-century house-front, the heavily

beamed, low ceiling of the _cuisine_, the great open-fire chimney

with its _broche_, and all the brave showing of pots and pans,

brilliant with many scrubbings of _eau de cuivre_, to present quite

the ideal picture of its kind to be seen in France--without leaving

the highroads and searching out the "real thing" in the byways.

On the other hand, in the same bustling town, is the Mouton d'Argent,

equally as excellent in its catering (perhaps more so), where the

kitchen is about the most up-to-date thing imaginable, with a modern

range, mechanical egg-beaters, etc. This last is nothing very

wonderful to an American, but is remarkable in France, where the

average cook usually does the work quite as efficiently with a

two-tined fork, or something which greatly resembles a chop-stick.

In the _cuisine_ electric lights are everywhere, but the

up-to-dateness here stops abruptly; the _salle à manger_ is bare and

uninviting, and the rooms above equally so, and the electric light

has not penetrated beyond the ground floor. Instead one finds ranged

on the mantel, above the cook-stove in the kitchen, a regiment of

candlesticks, in strange contrast to the rest of the furnishings.

Electric bells, too, are wanting, and there is still found the row of

jangling _grelots_, their numbers half-obliterated, hanging above the

great doorway leading to the courtyard.

The European waiter is never possessed of that familiarity of speech

with those he serves, which the American negro waiter takes for

granted is his birthright. It's all very well to have a

cheerful-countenanced waiter bobbing about behind one's chair, indeed

it's infinitely more inspiring than such of the old brigade of

mutton-chopped English waiters as still linger in some of London's

City eating-houses, but the disposition of the coffee-coloured or

coal-black negro to talk to you when you do not want to be talked to

should be suppressed.

The genuine French, German, or Swiss waiter of hotel, restaurant, or

café is neither too cringingly servile, nor too familiar, though

always keen and agile, and possessed of a foresight and initiative

which anticipates your every want, or at any rate meets it promptly,

even if you ask for it in boarding-school French or German.

There is a keen supervision of food products in France, by

governmental inspection and control, and one is certain of what he is

getting when he buys his _filet_ at the butcher's, and if he

patronizes hotels and restaurants of an approved class he is equally

sure that he is eating beef in his _bouille_ and mutton in his

_ragoût_.

Horse-meat is sold largely, and perhaps certain substitutes for

rabbit, but you only buy horsemeat at a horse butcher's, so there is

no deception here. You buy horse-meat as horse-meat, and not as beef,

in the same way that you buy oleomargarine as oleomargarine, and not

as butter, and the French law deals hardly with the fraudulent seller

of either.

The law does not interfere with one's private likes and dislikes, and

if you choose to make your breakfast off of oysters and Crême

Chantilly--as more than one American has been known to do on the

Paris boulevards--there is no law to stop you, as there is in

Germany, if you want beer and fruit together. Doubtless this is a

good law; it sounds reasonable; but the individual should have sense

enough to be able to select a menu from non-antagonistic ingredients.

Foreigners, by which English and Americans mean people of Continental

Europe, know vastly more of the art of catering to the traveller than

do Anglo-Saxons. This is the first, last, and intermediate verse of

the litany of good cheer. We may catch up with our Latin and Teuton

brothers, or we may not. Time will tell, if we don't expire from the

over-eating of pie and muffins before that time arrives.

[Illustration: Road Map of France]

Chapter V

The Grand Tour

[Illustration: Grand Tour]

The advantages of touring by automobile are many: to see the country,

to travel agreeably, to be independent of railways, and to be an

opportunist--that is to say to be able to fly off at a tangent of

fifty or a hundred kilometres at a moment's notice, in order to take

in some fête or fair, or celebration or pilgrimage.

"_Le tourisme en automobile_" is growing all over the world, but

after all it is generally only in or near the great cities and towns

that one meets an automobile on the road. They hug the great towns

and their neighbouring resorts with astonishing persistency. Of the

one thousand automobiles at Nice in the season it is certain that

nine-tenths of the number that leave their garages during the day

will be found sooner or later on the famous "Corniche," going or

coming from Monte Carlo, instead of discovering new tracks for

themselves in the charming background of the foot-hills of the

Maritime Alps.

In England, too, the case is not so very different. There are a

thousand "week-enders" in automobiles on the way to Brighton,

Southsea, Bournemouth, Scarborough, or Blackpool to ten genuine

tourists, and this even though England and Wales and Scotland form a

snug little touring-grounds with roads nearly, if not always,

excellent, and with accommodations--of a sort--always close at hand.

In Germany there seems to be more genuine touring, in proportion to

the number of automobiles in use, than elsewhere. This may not prove

to be wholly the case, as the author judges only from his

observations made on well-worn roads.

Switzerland is either all touring, or not at all; it is difficult to

decide which. At any rate most of the strangers within its frontiers

are tourists, and most of the tourists are strangers, and many of

them take their automobiles with them in spite of the "feeling"

lately exhibited there against stranger automobilists.

Belgium and Holland, as touring-grounds for automobilists, do not

figure to any extent. This is principally from the fact that they are

usually, so far as foreign automobilists are concerned, included in

more comprehensive itineraries. They might be known more intimately,

to the profit of all who pass through them. They are distinctly

countries for leisurely travel, for their areas are so restricted

that the automobilist who covers two or three hundred kilometres in

the day will hardly remember that he has passed through them.

Northern Italy forms very nearly as good a touring-ground as France,

and the Italian engineers have so refined the automobile of native

make, and have so fostered automobilism, that accommodations are

everywhere good, and the tourist to-day will not lack for supplies of

_benzina_ and _olio_ as he did a few years ago.

The bulk of the automobile traffic between France and Italy enters

through the gateway of the Riviera, and, taken all in all, this is by

far the easiest, and perhaps the most picturesque, of routes.

Alternatives are through Gap and Cuneo, Briançon and Susa, Moutiers

and Aosta, or by the Swiss passes, the latter perhaps the most

romantic of routes in spite of their difficulties and other

objections.

[Illustration: On English Roads]

Automobiling in Spain is a thing of the future, and it will be a big

undertaking to make the highroads, to say nothing of the by-roads,

suitable for automobile traffic. The present monarchs' enthusiasm for

the sport may be expected, however, to do wonders. The most that the

average tourist into Spain by automobile will want to undertake is

perhaps the run to Madrid, which is easily accomplished, or to

Barcelona, which is still easier, or to just step over the border to

Feuntarabia or San Sebastian, if he does not think overrefined

Biarritz will answer his purpose.

More than one hardy traveller, before the age of automobiles, and

even before the age of steam, has made "the grand tour," and then

come home and written a book about it until there seems hardly any

need that a modern traveller should attempt to set down his

impressions of the craggy, castled Rhine, the splendid desolation of

Pompeii, or the romantic reminders still left in old Provence to tell

the story of the days of the troubadours and the "Courts of Love."

It is conceivable that one can see and enjoy all these classic

splendours from an automobile, but automobilists from overseas have

been known to rush across France in an attempt to break the record

between some Channel port and Monte Carlo, or dash down the Rhine and

into Switzerland for a few days, and so on to Rome, and ultimately

Naples, where ship is taken for home in the western world.

This is, at any rate, the itinerary of many a self-made millionaire

who thinks to enjoy himself between strenuous intervals of

international business affairs. It is a pity he does not go slower

and see more.

The real grand tour, or, as the French call it, the "_Circuit

Européen,_" may well begin at Paris, and descend through Poitou to

Biarritz, along the French slope of the Pyrenees, finally skirting

the Mediterranean coast by Marseilles and Monte Carlo, thence to

Genoa, in Italy, and north to Milan, finally reaching Vienna. This

city is generally considered the outpost of comfortable automobile

touring, and rightly so, for the difficulty of getting gasoline and

oil, along the route, and such small necessities as an automobile

requires, continually oppresses one, and dampens his enthusiasm for

the beauties of nature, the fascination of historic shrines, or the

worship of art, the three chief things for which the most of us

travel, unless we be mere vagabonds, and journey about for the sheer

love of being on the move. From Vienna to Prague, to Breslau, to

Berlin, Hanover, and Cologne, and finally to Paris via Reims finishes

the "_circuit,_" which for variety and excellence of the roads cannot

elsewhere be equalled.

This, or something very near to it, would be the very best possible

course for a series of reliability trials, and certainly nothing

quite so suitable or enjoyable for the participants could otherwise

be found. It is much better than a mere pegging away round and round

a two hundred and fifty kilometre circuit, as some trials and races

have been run. In all the distance is something like five thousand

kilometres, which easily divides itself into stages of two hundred

kilometres daily, and gives one an enjoyable twenty-five days or a

month of travel, which, in all its illuminating variety, is far and

away ahead of the benefits our forefathers derived from the box seat

of a diligence or a post-chaise.

On this trip one runs the whole gamut of the European climate, and

eats the food of Paris, of the Midi, of Italy, Austria, and Germany,

and wonders why it is that he likes the last one partaken of the

best. Given a faultlessly running automobile (and there are many

today which can do the work under these conditions) and no tire

troubles, and one could hardly improve upon the poetry of motion

which enables one to eat up the long silent stretches of roadway in

La Beauce or the Landes, to climb the gentle slopes skirting the

Pyrenees, or the ruder ones of Northern Italy, until finally he makes

that bee-line across half of Europe, from Berlin to Paris. One's

impressions of places when touring _en automobile_ are apt to be

hazy; like those of the energetic American who, when asked if he had

been to Rome, replied, "Why, yes; that's where I bought my panama

_(sic)_ hat!"

Such a "grand tour" as outlined by the "_Circuit Européen_" presents

a variety which it is impossible to equal. It is a tour which

embraces country widely differing in characteristics--one which takes

in both the long, broad, ribbon-like roads of Central France, flanked

by meadows, orchards, and farmsteads, and lofty mountains from the

peaks of which other peaks capped with glistening snow may be gazed

upon, sunlit valleys and sparkling lakes. It is a tour which no man

could possibly make without a good machine, and yet it is a tour

which, with a good machine, can be considered easy and comparatively

inexpensive.

One does not require a car with excessive horsepower for the trip,

though he does need a machine which has been carefully constructed

and adjusted, and above all he must guard carefully that his motor

does not overheat, for the hills are stiff for the most part.

When touring on an itinerary as varied as that here indicated one

should have anti-skidding tires on the rear wheels, take descents

with care, and, if you be the owner of a powerful machine, do not

make that an excuse for rushing up the tortuous, twisting, and

frightfully dangerous roads, banked by a cliff on one hand, and by a

precipice on the other, which abound in all mountainous regions.

In taking turnings on such roads also always keep to the right, even

if this necessitates slowing down at the bends. One never knows what

is descending, and in such parts slow-moving carts drawn by cattle

are numerous, and generally keep the middle of the road. Most of the

automobile accidents which take place on mountain roads are due to

this swishing round bends, heedless of what may be on the other side,

and in allowing one's machine to gather too much speed on the long

descents. This is gospel! There is both sport and pleasure to be had

from such an itinerary as this, but it is a serious affair, for one

has to have a lookout for many things that are unthought of in a two

hours' afternoon suburban promenade. The _chauffeur_, be he

professional or amateur, who brings his automobile back from the

_Circuit Européen_ under its own power is entitled to be called

expert.

As for the value to automobilism of this great trial one can hardly

overestimate it. There is no place here for the freak machine or

scorching _chauffeur_, such as one has found in many great events of

the past. A great touring contest over such a course would be bound

to have important results in many ways. The ordinary class of

_circuit_ is a very close approach to a racing-track, with gasoline

and tire stations established at many points of the course. On the

European Circuit such advantages would be out of the question,

everything would have to be taken as it exists naturally. In a sense,

such a competition would be a return to the contests organized in the

early days of the automobile, the Paris-Bordeaux and Paris-Berlin

races, when the driver had ever to be on the alert for unforeseen

difficulties unknown on the racing-circuit as understood in recent

years.

To follow the _Circuit Européen_ one traverses France, Italy,

Austria, Germany, and Belgium; and one may readily enough, if time

and inclination permit, get also a glimpse of Spain, Switzerland, and

Holland. Generally the automobile tourist has confined his trip to

France, as properly he might, but, if he would go further afield, the

European Circuit, as it has become classically known, is an itinerary

vouched for as to its practicability and interest by the allied

automobile and touring clubs of many lands.

France is still far in the lead in the accommodation which it offers

to the automobilist, but Germany has made great strides of late, and

the other frontier boundary states have naturally followed suit.

Roads improvement in Germany has gone on at a wonderful rate of late,

due, it is said, to the interest of the German emperor in the

automobile industry, both from a sportive and a very practical side.

From Paris to the Italian frontier one finds the roads uniformly

excellent; but, as one enters Italy, they deteriorate somewhat,

except along the frontiers, where, curiously enough, nations seem to

vie with each other in a careful maintenance of the highroads, which

is, of course, laudable. This is probably due to strategic military

reasons, but so long as it benefits the automobilist he will not cry

out for disarmament.

The Austrian roads are fair--near Vienna and Prague they are quite

good; but they are dangerous with deep ditches and gullies which the

French know as _canivaux_, the Austrians by some unpronounceable

name, and the Anglo-Saxon as "thank-you-marms." From Prague to

Breslau the roads are twisting and turning, and large stones jut here

and there above the actual road level. This is a real danger, a very

considerable annoyance. From Breslau to Potsdam one gets as dusty a

bit of road travelling as he will find in all Europe. One side of the

road only is stone-rolled, the other apparently being merely loose

sand, or some variety of dust which whirls up in clouds and even

penetrates one's tightly closed bags and boxes. Hanover, the home of

Continental tires, is surrounded in every direction with execrable

cobblestones, or whatever the German equivalent is--"pflaster," the

writer thinks. Probably the makers of the excellent tires for

automobiles have nothing to do with the existence of this awful

_pavé_, and perhaps if you accused them of it they would repair your

tires without charge! The writer does not know.

From Hanover to Minden the roads improve, and when one actually

strikes the trail of Napoleon he finds the roads better and better.

Napoleon nearly broke up Europe, or saved it--the critics do not

agree, but he was the greatest road-builder since the Romans.

Finally, crossing the Rhine at Cologne and passing through Belgium,

one enters France by the valley of the Meuse.

One of the most remarkable tours was that undertaken in 1904 by

Georges Cormier, in a tiny six horse-power De Dion Populaire. He left

the Automobile Club de France in mid-October for Sens, his first

stop, 101 kilometres from Paris. His route thenceforth was by Dijon,

Les Rousses, and the Col de la Faucille, whence he reached Geneva,

after crossing the Swiss frontier, in a torrential rain.

From Geneva he reentered France by the Pont de la Caille, then to

Aiguebelle and St. Jeanne de Maurienne, where the women wear the most

theatrical picturesque costumes to be seen in France.

After passing Modane and Lanslebourg he followed the ascent of Mont

Cenis for ten kilometres before he reached the summit of the pass.

Within three kilometres he struck the snow-line, and the falling snow

continued to the summit. Here he found two _douaniers_ and two

_gendarmes_, who appeared glad enough to have the monotony of their

lonely vigil relieved by the advent of an automobile, quite unlooked

for at this season of the year.

The descent to Susa and the great plain of the Po was long and

dangerous. It is sixty-two kilometres from Modane to Susa, either

up-hill or down-hill, with the descent by far the longest. It is one

of the most enjoyable routes between France and Italy. Once on the

Italian side the whole climatic aspect of things changes. The towns

are highly interesting whenever met with, and the panoramas superb,

but there is a marked absence of that active life of the fields, of

cattle and human labourers that one remarks in France.

From Turin the route of this energetic little car passed Plaisance,

crossed the Appenines between Bologna and Florence, and so to Venice,

or rather to Mestre, where the car was put in a garage while the

conductor paid his respects to the Queen of the Adriatic.

From Mestre the route lay by Udine, Pontebba, Pontafel, Villac

Judenburg, and Murzzuschlag, through Styria to Vienna, with the

roadways continually falling off in excellence. Here are M. Cormier's

own words: "_Mais, par exemple, comme routes, Dieu que c'est mauvais!

Malgré cela, j'y retournerai; le pays vaut la peine que l'on affronte

les cailloux, les ornières, les dos d'âne at les dérapages sur le sol

mouillé, comme je l'ai trop trouvé, hélas!_"

Of the road from Vienna, through Moravia and Bohemia, the tourist

wrote also feelingly. "May I never see those miserable countries

again," he said. Things must have improved in the last two or three

years, but the cause of the little De Dion's troubles was the

frequent recurrence of culverts or _canivaux_ across the road. Five

hundred in one day nearly did for the little De Dion, or would have

done so had not it been carefully driven.

From Prague the German frontier was crossed at Zinnwalo, a tiny

hamlet well hidden on a mountain-top, beyond which is a descent of

fifty kilometres to Dresden. From Dresden to Berlin the way lay over

delightful forest roads, little given to traffic, and most enjoyable

at any season of the year, unless there be snow upon the ground.

From Berlin the route was by Magdebourg, Hanover, Munster, and Wesel,

and Holland was entered at Beek, a little village ten kilometres from

Nymegen. At Nymegen the Waal was crossed by a steam ferry-boat, and

at Arnhem the Rhine was passed by a bridge of boats, a surviving

relic in Continental Europe still frequently to be found, as at Wesel

and Dusseldorf in Germany, and even in Italy, near Ferrara on the Po.

Utrecht came next, then Amsterdam--"a little tour of Holland," as the

De Dion's conductor put it. In the suburbs of the large Dutch towns,

notably Utrecht, one makes his way through miles and miles of garden

walls, half-hiding coquettish villas. The surface of the roads here

is formed of a peculiar variety of paving that makes them beloved of

automobilists, it being of small brick placed edgewise, and very

agreeable to ride and drive upon.

From Utrecht the route was more or less direct to Antwerp. At the

Belgian frontier acquaintance was made with that horrible

granite-block road-bed, for which Belgium is notorious. After

Antwerp, Brussels, then forty-five kilometres of road even worse--if

possible--than that which had gone before. (The Belgian _chauffeurs_

call that portion of the route between Brussels and Gemblout a

disgrace to Belgium.) The French frontier was gained, through Namur,

at Rocroi, and Paris reached, via Meaux, thirty-nine days after the

capital had previously been quitted.

[Illustration: How Not To Travel]

This was probably the most remarkable "grand tour" which had been

made up to that time, and it was done with a little six horse-power

car, which suffered no accidents save those that one is likely to

meet with in an afternoon's promenade. The automobile itself weighed,

with its baggage and accessories, practically six hundred kilos, and

with its two passengers 760 kilos. The distance covered was 4,496

kilometres.

Part II

Touring In France

[Illustration: Touring France]

Chapter I

Down Through Touraine: Paris To Bordeaux

As old residents of Paris we, like other automobilists, had come to

dread the twenty-five or thirty kilometres which lead from town out

through Choisy-le-Roi and Villeneuve St. Georges, at which point the

road begins to improve, and the execrable suburban Paris pavement,

second to nothing for real vileness, except that of Belgium, is

practically left behind, all but occasional bits through the towns.

At any rate, since our automobile horse was eating his head off in

the garage at St. Germain, we decided on one bright May morning to

conduct him forthwith by as comfortable a road as might be found from

St. Germain around to Choisy-le-Roi.

Getting across Paris is one of the dreaded things of life. For the

traveller by train who, fleeing from the fogs of London, as he

periodically does in droves from November to February of each year,

desires to make the south-bound connection at the Gare de Lyon, it is

something of a problem. He may board the "_Ceinture_" with a distrust

the whole while that his train may not make it in time, or he may go

by cab, provided he will run the risk of some of his numerous

impedimenta being left behind, for--speak it lightly--the Englishman

is still found who travels with his bath-tub, though, if he is at all

progressive, it may be a collapsible india-rubber affair which you

blow up like the tires of an automobile.

For the automobilist there is the same dread and fear. To avoid this

one has simply to make his way carefully from St. Germain, via Port

Marly, or Marly-Bailly, to St. Cyr (where is the great military

school), to Versailles, thence to Choisy-le-Roi via the _Route

Nationale_ which passes to the south of Sceaux. The route is not,

perhaps, the shortest, and it takes something of the skill of the old

pathfinders to worry it out, but it absolutely avoids the pavements

between St. Germain and Versailles and equally avoids the drive

through Paris with its attendant responsibilities.

The automobilist, once clear of Paris, has only to think of the open

road. There will be little to bother him now, save care in

negotiating the oft-times narrow, awkward turnings of an occasional

small town where, if it is market-day, untold disaster may await him

if he does not look sharp.

On the occasion of our flight south, nothing on the whole journey

happened to give us any concern, save at Pithiviers, where a

market-wagon with a staid old farm-horse--who did not mean any

harm--charged us and lifted off the right mud-guard, necessitating an

hour's work or more at the blacksmith's to straighten it out again.

[Illustration: Wayside Inn in France]

At any rate, we had covered a trifle over a hundred kilometres from

Paris, and that was something. We lunched well at the Hôtel de la

Poste, and sent off to city-bound friends in the capital samples of

the lark patties for which the town is famous.

Nearly every town in France has its specialty; Pithiviers its _pâté

des allouettes;_ Montélimar its _nougat_; Axat its _mousserons_;

Perigueux its _truffes_, and Tours its _rillettes_. When one buys

them away from the land of their birth he often buys dross, hence it

is a real kindness to send back eatable souvenirs of one's round,

much more kind than would be the tawdry jugs and plates emblazoned in

lurid colours, or white wood napkin-rings and card-cases, usually

gathered in as souvenirs.

It is forty-two kilometres to Orleans, one of the most historic and,

at the same time, one of the most uninteresting cities in France, a

place wholly without local dignity and distinction. Its hotels,

cafés, and shops are only second-rate for a place of its rank, and

the manners and customs of its people but weak imitations of those of

Paris. You can get anything you may need in the automobile line most

capably attended to, and you can be housed and fed comfortably enough

in either of the two leading hotels, but there is nothing inspiring

or even satisfying about it, as we knew from a half-dozen previous

occasions.

We slept that night beneath the frowning donjon walls of Beaugency's

L'Ecu de Bretagne, for something less than six francs apiece for

dinner, lodging, and morning coffee, and did not regret in the least

the twenty-five kilometres we had put between us and Orleans.

At one time it was undecided whether we should come on to Beaugency,

or put in at Meung, the attraction of the latter place being, for the

sentimentalist, that it is the scene of the opening pages of Dumas's

"Trois Mousquetaires," and, in an earlier day, the cradle of Jehan de

Meung, the author of the "Roman de la Rose." No evidences of Dumas's

"Franc Meunier" remained, and, as there was no inn with as romantic a

name as that at Beaugency, we kept on another seven kilometres.

We had made it a rule, while on the trip, not to sleep in a large

town when we could do otherwise, and that is why Orleans and Blois

and Bordeaux are mere guide-posts in our itinerary.

From Beaugency to Blois is thirty odd kilometres only, along the

flat, national highway, with glimpses of the broad, shining ribbon of

the Loire here and there gleaming through the trees.

Blois is the gateway of the châteaux country; a score of them are

within a day's compass by road or rail; but their delights are worthy

of a volume, so they are only suggested here.

The châteaux of Blois, Chambord, Cheverny, Amboise, Chaumont,

Chenonceaux, Loches, Azay le Rideau, Luynes, and Langeais, at any

rate, must be included in even a hurried itinerary, and so we paid a

hasty visit to them all in the order named, and renewed our

acquaintance with their artistic charms and their historical memories

of the days of François and the Renaissance. For the tourist the

châteaux country of the Loire has no beginning and no end. It is a

sort of circular track encompassing both banks of the Loire, and is,

moreover, a thing apart from any other topographical division of

France.

Its luxuriant life, its splendidly picturesque historical monuments,

and the appealing interest of its sunny landscape, throughout the

length and breadth of old Touraine, are unique pages from a volume of

historical and romantic lore which is unequalled elsewhere in all the

world.

The climate, too, combines most of the gentle influences of the

southland, with a certain briskness and clearness of atmosphere

usually found in the north.

By road the Loire valley forms a magnificent promenade; by rail,

even, one can keep in close and constant touch with its whole length;

while, if one has not the time or inclination to traverse its entire

course, there is always the delightful "tour from town," by which one

can leave the Quai d'Orsay by the Orleans line at a comfortable

morning hour and, before lunch-time, be in the midst of the splendour

and plenty of Touraine and its châteaux.

We made our headquarters at Blois, and again at Tours, for three days

each, and we explored the châteaux country, and some other more

humble outlying regions, to our hearts' content.

Blois is tourist-ridden; its hotels are partly of the tourist orders,

and its shopkeepers will sell you "American form" shoes and "best

English" hats. It is really too bad, for the overpowering splendours

of the château, the quaint old Renaissance house-fronts, the streets

of stairs, and the exceedingly picturesque and lively congregation of

countryside peasants on a market-day would make it a delightful

artists' sketching-ground were one not crowded out by "bounders" in

bowler hats and others of the genus tripper.

The Hôtel d'Angleterre et de Chambord is good, well-conducted, and

well-placed, but it is as unsympathetically disposed an hostelry as

one is likely to find. Just why this is so is inexplicable, unless it

be that it is a frankly tourist hotel.

At Tours we did much better. The praises of the Hôtel de l'Univers

are many; they have been sung by most latter-day travellers from

Henry James down; and the Automobile Club de France has bestowed its

recommendation upon it--which it deserves. For all this one is not

wholly at his ease here. We remembered that on one occasion, when we

had descended before its hospitable doors, travel-worn and weary, we

had been pained to find a sort of full-dress dinner going on where we

expected to find an ordinary _table d'hôte_. For this reason alone we

passed the hotel by, and hunted out the quaintly named Hotel du

Croissant, in a dimly lighted little back street, indicated by a

flaring crescent of electric lights over its _porte-cochère_.

[Illustration: In Touraine]

We drove our automobile more or less noisily inside the little

flagged courtyard, woke up two dozing cats, who were lying

full-length before us, and disturbed a round dozen of sleek French

commercial travellers at their evening meal.

They treated us remarkably well at Tours's Hôtel du Croissant.

"Follow the _commis-voyageur_ in France and dine well (and cheaply)"

might readily be the motto of all travellers in France. The bountiful

fare, the local colour, the hearty greeting, and equally hearty

farewell of the _patronne_, and the geniality of the whole personnel

gave us an exceedingly good impression of the contrast between the

tourist hotel of Blois and the _maison bourgeois_ of Tours, always to

the advantage of the latter.

The banks of the Loire immediately below Tours grow the only grape in

France--perhaps in all the world--which is able to produce a

satisfactory substitute for champagne.

Vineyard after vineyard line the banks for miles on either side and

give great crops of the celebrated _vin mosseaux_, the most of which

finds its way to Paris, to be sold by second-rate dealers as the

"vrai vin de champagne." There's no reason why it shouldn't be sold

on its own merits; it is quite good enough; but commerce bows down to

American millionaires, English dukes, and the German emperor, and the

king of wines of to-day must be labelled champagne.

From Tours to Niort is 170 kilometres, and we stopped not on the way

except to admire some particularly entrancing view, to buy gasoline

for the automobile, and for lunch at Poitiers.

The whole aspect of things was changing; there was a breath of the

south already in the air; and there was an unspeakable tendency on

the part of everybody to go to sleep after the midday meal.

We passed Chatellerault and its quaint old turreted and bastioned

bridge at just the hour of noon, and were tempted to stop, for we had

just heard of the latest thing in the way of a hotel which was

brand-new, with steam heat, and hot and cold water, electric lights,

baths, etc. Nothing was said about the bill of fare, though no doubt

it was equally excellent. The combination didn't appeal, however; we

were out after novelty and local colour, and so we rolled on and into

Poitiers's Hôtel de l'Europe and lunched well in the most charmingly

cool garden-environed dining-room that it were possible to conceive.

We had made a wise choice, though on a hit-or-miss formula, and we

were content.

Here at least the dim echo of the rustle and bustle of Paris, which

drifts down the valley of the Loire from Orleans to the sea, was left

behind; a whole new chromatic scale was being built up. No one

hurried or rushed about, and one drank a "_tilleuil_" after _déjeuner_,

instead of coffee, with the result that he got sleepy forthwith.

There are five magnificent churches at Poitiers, dating from Roman

and mediæval times, but we saw not one of them as we passed through

the town. Again we had decided we were out after local manners and

customs, and, for the moment, churches were not in the category of

our demands.

We had only faint glimmerings as to where Niort was, or what it stood

for, but we were bound thither for the night. We left Poitiers in

mid-afternoon, gaily enough, but within five kilometres we had

stopped dead. The sparking of course; nothing else would diagnose the

case! It took three hours of almost constant cranking of the unruly

iron monster before the automobile could be made to start again.

Once started, the automobile ran but fitfully the seventy-five

kilometres to Niort, the whole party, with fear and trembling,

scarcely daring to turn sidewise to regard the landscape, or take an

extra breath. There was no assistance to be had this side of Niort,

and should the sparking arrangements go back on us again, and we were

not able to start, there was no hope of being towed in at the back of

a sturdy farm-horse; the distance was too great. Once we thought we

had nearly lost it again, but before we had actually lost our

momentum the thing recovered itself, and we ran fearingly down the

broad avenue into Niort, and asked anxiously as to whether there

might be a _grand maison des automobiles_ in the town.

Indeed there was, and in the twinkling of an eye we had shunted our

poor lame duck into the courtyard of a workshop which gave employment

to something like seventy-five hands, all engaged in the manufacture

of automobiles which were exported to the ends of the earth.

Here was help surely. Nothing could be too great or too small for an

establishment like this to undertake, and so we left the machine with

an easy heart and hunted out the excellent Hôtel de France--the best

hotel of its class between Paris and Bordeaux. We dined sumptuously

on all the good things of the north and the south, to say nothing of

fresh sardines from La Rochelle, not far distant, and we gave not a

thought to the automobile again that night, but strolled on the quay

by the little river Sêvre-Niortaise, and watched the moon rise over

the old château donjon, and heard the rooks caw, and saw them circle

and swing around its battlement in a final night-call before they

went to rest. It was all very idyllic and peaceful, although Niort

is, as may be inferred, an important centre for many things.

We had planned to be on the road again by eight the next morning,

but, on arrival at the garage, or more correctly stated, the _usine_,

where we had left the automobile the night before, we found it the

centre of a curious group who were speculating--and had been since

six o'clock that morning--as to what might be the particular new

variety of disease that had attacked its vital parts so seriously

that it still refused to go.

It was twelve o'clock, high noon, before it was discovered--with the

aid of the electrician from the electric light works--that two tiny

ends of copper wire, inside the coil (which a Frenchman calls a

_bobine_), had become unsoldered, and only when by chance they

rattled into contact would the sparking arrangements work as they

ought.

This was something new for all concerned. None of us will be likely

to be caught that way again. The cost was most moderate. It was not

the automobile owner who paid for the experience this time, a thing

which absolutely could not have happened outside of France. Pretty

much the whole establishment had had a hand in the job, and, if the

service had been paid for according to the time spent, it might have

cost anything the establishment might have chosen to charge.

Ten francs paid the bill, and we went on our way rejoicing, after

having partaken of a lunch, as excellent as the dinner we had eaten

the night before, at the Hôtel de France.

La Rochelle, the city of the Huguenots, and later of Richelieu, was

reached just as the setting sun was slanting its red and gold over

the picturesque old port and the Tour de Richelieu. If one really

wants to know what it looked like, let him hunt up Petitjean's "Port

de la Rochelle" in the Musée de Luxembourg at Paris. Words fail

utterly to describe the beauty and magnifycence of this hitherto

unoverworked artists' sketching-ground.

[Illustration: La Rochelle]

We threaded our way easily enough through the old sentinel gateway

spanning the main street, lined with quaint old arcaded,

Spanish-looking houses, and drew up abreast of the somewhat

humble-looking Hôtel du Commerce, on the Place d'Armes, opposite the

ugly little squat cathedral, once wedded to the haughty Richelieu

himself.

The Hôtel du Commerce at La Rochelle is the equal of the Hôtel de

France at Niort, and has the added attraction of a glass-covered

courtyard, where you may take your coffee and watch the household

cats amusing themselves with the goldfish in the pool of the fountain

which plays coolingly in the centre.

La Rochelle and its Hôtel du Commerce are too good to be treated

lightly or abruptly by any writer; but, for fear they may both become

spoiled, no more shall be said here except to reiterate that they are

both unapproachable in quaintness, comfort, and charm by anything yet

found by the writer in four years of almost constant wanderings by

road and rail up and down France.

Offshore four kilometres is the Ile de Ré, an isle thirty kilometres

long, where the inhabitants wear the picturesque _coiffe_ and costume

which have not become contaminated with Paris fashions. The one thing

to criticize is the backwardness of the lives of the good folk of the

isle and their enormous _pieds plats_.

Northward from La Rochelle is a region, almost within sight of the

Ile de Ré, where the women wear the most highly theatrical costumes

to be seen anywhere in modern France, not even excepting the peasants

of Brittany. The chief distinction of the costume is a sort of tiny

twisted bandanna over the head, a tight-fitting or folded fichu, a

short ballet sort of a skirt, black stockings, and a gaily bordered

apron and dainty, high-heeled, tiny shoes--in strong contrast in size

and form to the ungainly feet of the women of the Ile de Ré.

We left La Rochelle with real regret, passed the fortified town of

Rochefort without a stop, and, in something over two hours, reeled

off some sixty-eight kilometres of sandy, marshy roadway to Saintes.

Saintes is noted for many things: its antiquity, its religious

history, its Roman remains, and the geniality of its toddling old

dealer in sewing-machines (of American make, of course), who, as a

"side" line, sells gasoline and oil at considerably under the

prevailing rates elsewhere. Truly we were in the ideal touring-ground

for automobilists.

To Cognac is sixty-seven kilometres. If we had ever known that Cognac

was the name of a town we had forgotten it, for we had, for the

moment, at any rate, thought it the name of the region where were

gathered the grapes from which cognac was made.

Cognac is famous for the subtle spirit which is sold the world over

under that name, and from the fact that it was the birthplace of the

art-loving monarch, François Premier.

For these two reasons, and for the bountiful lunch of the Hôtel

d'Orleans, and incidentally for the very bad cognac which we got at a

café whose name is really and truly forgotten, Cognac is writ large

in our note-books.

The house where was born François Premier is easily found, sitting by

the river's bank. To-day it is the counting-house of one of the great

brandy shippers whose name is current the world over. Its

associations have changed considerably, and where once the new art

instincts were born, in the person of the gallant François, is now

the cradle of commercialism.

The question as to what constitutes good brandy has ever been a

favourite one among possessors of a little knowledge. The same class

has also been known to state that there is no good brandy nowadays,

no _vrai cognac_. This is a mistake, but perhaps a natural one, as

the cognac district in the Charente was almost wholly devastated in

the phylloxera ravages of half a century ago.

Things have changed, however, and there is as good cognac to-day as

there ever was, though there is undoubtedly much more poor stuff

being sold.

Down through the heart of the cognac region we sped, through Blaye to

Bordeaux and all the busy traffic of its port.

Bordeaux is attractive to the automobilist in that one enters, from

any direction, by wide, broad avenues. It is one of the great

provincial capitals of France, a great gateway through which much of

the intercourse with the outside world goes on.

It is not so cosmopolitan as Marseilles, nor so historically or

architecturally interesting as Rouen, but it is the very ideal of an

opulent and well-conducted city, where one does not need to await the

arrival of the daily papers from Paris in order to know what has

happened during the last round of the clock.

Hotels? The town is full of them! You may put up your automobile in

the garage of the Hôtel du Chapon-Fin, along with forty others, and

you yourself will be well cared for, according to city standards, for

twelve or fifteen francs a day,--which is not dear. On the other

hand, Bordeaux possesses second-class hotels where, all found, you

may sleep and eat for the modest sum of seven francs a day. One of

these is the Hôtel Français, a somewhat extensive establishment in a

tiny back street. It is the cheapest _city_ hotel the writer has

found in France. There was no garage at the Hotel Français, and we

were forced to house our machine a block or two away, where, for the

moderate sum of two francs, you might leave it twenty-four hours, and

get it back washed and rubbed down, while for another fifty centimes

they would clean the brass work,--a nasty job well worth the price.

Yes! Bordeaux is pleasant for the automobilist!

[Illustration: Bourdeaux, the Gateway to the Landes]

Two things the stranger, who does not want to go too far back into

antiquity, will remark upon at Bordeaux, the exceeding ampleness,

up-to-date-ness, and cleanliness of the great open space in front of

the Opera, and the imposing and beautifully laid out Place des

Quinconces, with its sentinel pillars and its waterside traffic of

railway and shipping, blending into a whole which inspired one of the

world's greatest pictures of the feverish life of modern activity,

the painting by Eugene Boudin, known as the "Port de Bordeaux," in

the Luxembourg.

You may find a good low-priced hotel at Bordeaux, but you pay

inflated prices for your refreshments in the cafés; a _café-glacê_

cost fifteen sous and a _glace à café_ twenty-five on the terrace of

the magnificent establishment opposite the Opera.

[Illustration: Map of Pyrenees]

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