AN OPEN CONGRESSIONAL COUNTENANCE.

It is oddly enough objected to the re-election of a certain Member of

Congress from Massachusetts, that "he can't open his mouth." It might be

answered that Gen. BUTLER is quite able to open his mouth wide enough

for the whole delegation. The mouth may be opened for two purposes,

viz., speech-making and swallowing; and it never appeared to us that

there was any lack either of Bolting or Bellering in the House of

Representatives. However notably Honorable Gentlemen may play the game

either of Gab or Grab, it isn't so clear that their constituents are

much benefited by these accomplishments. If all they want is an

open-mouthed Member, why don't the Massachusetts men import a

first-class crocodile, and send him to the National Menagerie in

Washington?

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