"I am afraid," he said, "Monsieur de Beaulieu, that you do not perfectly

understand the choice I have to offer you. Follow me, I beseech you, to

this window." And he led the way to one of the large windows which stood

open on the night. "You observe," he went on, "there is an iron ring in

the upper masonry, and reeved through that a very efficacious rope. Now,

mark my words: if you should find your disinclination to my niece's

person insurmountable, I shall have you hanged out of this window before

sunrise. I shall only proceed to such an extremity with the greatest

regret, you may believe me. For it is not at all your death that I

desire, but my niece's establishment in life. At the same time, it must

come to that if you prove obstinate. Your family, Monsieur de Beaulieu,

is very well in its way; but if you sprang from Charlemagne, you should

not refuse the hand of a Maletroit with impunity--not if she had been as

common as the Paris road--not if she were as hideous as the gargoyle

over my door. Neither my niece nor you, nor my own private feelings,

move me at all in this matter. The honour of my house has been

compromised; I believe you to be the guilty person; at least you are now

in the secret; and you can hardly wonder if I request you to wipe out

the stain. If you will not, your blood be on your own head! It will be

no great satisfaction to me to have your interesting relics kicking

their heels in the breeze below my windows; but half a loaf is better

than no bread, and if I cannot cure the dishonour, I shall at least stop

the scandal."

There was a pause.

"I believe there are other ways of settling such imbroglios among

gentlemen," said Denis. "You wear a sword, and I hear you have used it

with distinction."

The Sire de Maletroit made a signal to the chaplain, who crossed the

room with long, silent strides and raised the arras over the third of

the three doors. It was only a moment before he let it fall again; but

Denis had time to see a dusky passage full of armed men.

"When I was a little younger, I should have been delighted to honour

you, Monsieur de Beaulieu," said Sire Alain; "but I am now too old.

Faithful retainers are the sinews of age, and I must employ the strength

I have. This is one of the hardest things to swallow as a man grows up

in years; but with a little patience, even this becomes habitual. You

and the lady seem to prefer the salle for what remains of your two

hours; and as I have no desire to cross your preference, I shall resign

it to your use with all the pleasure in the world. No haste!" he added,

holding up his hand, as he saw a dangerous look come into Denis de

Beaulieu's face. "If your mind revolts against hanging, it will be time

enough two hours hence to throw yourself out of the window or upon the

pikes of my retainers. Two hours of life are always two hours. A great

many things may turn up in even as little a while as that. And, besides,

if I understand her appearance, my niece has still something to say to

you. You will not disfigure your last hours by a want of politeness to a

lady?"

Denis looked at Blanche, and she made him an imploring gesture.

It is likely that the old gentleman was hugely pleased at this symptom

of an understanding; for he smiled on both, and added sweetly: "If you

will give me your word of honour, Monsieur de Beaulieu, to await my

return at the end of the two hours before attempting anything desperate,

I shall withdraw my retainers, and let you speak in greater privacy with

mademoiselle."

Denis again glanced at the girl, who seemed to beseech him to agree.

"I give you my word of honour," he said.

Messire de Maletroit bowed, and proceeded to limp about the apartment,

clearing his throat the while with that odd musical chirp which had

already grown so irritating in the ears of Denis de Beaulieu. He first

possessed himself of some papers which lay upon the table; then he went

to the mouth of the passage and appeared to give an order to the men

behind the arras; and lastly he hobbled out through the door by which

Denis had come in, turning upon the threshold to address a last smiling

bow to the young couple, and followed by the chaplain with a hand-lamp.

No sooner were they alone than Blanche advanced towards Denis with her

hands extended. Her face was flushed and excited, and her eyes shone

with tears.

"You shall not die!" she cried, "you shall marry me after all."

"You seem to think, madam," replied Denis, "that I stand much in fear of

death."

"Oh, no, no," she said; "I see you are no poltroon. It is for my own

sake--I could not bear to have you slain for such a scruple."

"I am afraid," returned Denis, "that you underrate the difficulty,

madam. What you may be too generous to refuse, I may be too proud to

accept. In a moment of noble feeling towards me, you forget what you

perhaps owe to others."

He had the decency to keep his eyes upon the floor as he said this, and

after he had finished, so as not to spy upon her confusion. She stood

silent for a moment, then walked suddenly away, and falling on her

uncle's chair, fairly burst out sobbing. Denis was in the acme of

embarrassment. He looked round, as if to seek for inspiration, and

seeing a stool, plumped down upon it for something to do. There he sat,

playing with the guard of his rapier, and wishing himself dead a

thousand times over, and buried in the nastiest kitchen-heap in France.

His eyes wandered round the apartment, but found nothing to arrest

them. There were such wide spaces between the furniture, the light fell

so baldly and cheerlessly over all, the dark outside air looked in so

coldly through the windows, that he thought he had never seen a church

so vast nor a tomb so melancholy. The regular sobs of Blanche de

Maletroit measured out the time like the ticking of a clock. He read the

device upon the shield over and over again, until his eyes became

obscured; he stared into shadowy corners until he imagined they were

swarming with horrible animals; and every now and again he awoke with a

start, to remember that his last two hours were running, and death was

on the march.

Oftener and oftener, as the time went on, did his glance settle on the

girl herself. Her face was bowed forward and covered with her hands, and

she was shaken at intervals by the convulsive hiccup of grief. Even thus

she was not an unpleasant object to dwell upon, so plump, and yet so

fine, with a warm brown skin, and the most beautiful hair, Denis

thought, in the whole world of womankind. Her hands were like her

uncle's; but they were more in place at the end of her young arms, and

looked infinitely soft and caressing. He remembered how her blue eyes

had shone upon him full of anger, pity, and innocence. And the more he

dwelt on her perfections, the uglier death looked, and the more deeply

was he smitten with penitence at her continued tears. Now he felt that

no man could have the courage to leave a world which contained so

beautiful a creature; and now he would have given forty minutes of his

last hour to have unsaid his cruel speech.

Suddenly a hoarse and ragged peal of cockcrow rose to their ears from

the dark valley below the windows. And this shattering noise in the

silence of all around was like a light in a dark place, and shook them

both out of their reflections.

"Alas, can I do nothing to help you?" she said, looking up.

"Madam," replied Denis, with a fine irrelevancy, "if I have said

anything to wound you, believe me it was for your own sake and not for

mine."

She thanked him with a tearful look.

"I feel your position cruelly," he went on. "The world has been bitter

hard on you. Your uncle is a disgrace to mankind. Believe me, madam,

there is no young gentleman in all France but would be glad of my

opportunity, to die in doing you a momentary service."

"I know already that you can be very brave and generous," she answered.

"What I _want_ to know is whether I can serve you--now or afterwards,"

she added, with a quaver.

"Most certainly," he answered, with a smile. "Let me sit beside you as

if I were a friend, instead of a foolish intruder; try to forget how

awkwardly we are placed to one another; make my last moments go

pleasantly; and you will do me the chief service possible."

"You are very gallant," she added, with a yet deeper sadness; "very

gallant----and it somehow pains me. But draw nearer, if you please; and

if you find anything to say to me, you will at least make certain of a

very friendly listener. Ah! Monsieur de Beaulieu," she broke forth--"ah!

Monsieur de Beaulieu, how can I look you in the face?" And she fell to

weeping again with a renewed effusion.

"Madam," said Denis, taking her hand in both of his, "reflect on the

little time I have before me, and the great bitterness into which I am

cast by the sight of your distress. Spare me, in my last moments, the

spectacle of what I cannot cure even with the sacrifice of my life."

"I am very selfish," answered Blanche. "I will be braver, Monsieur de

Beaulieu, for your sake. But think if I can do you no kindness in the

future--if you have no friends to whom I could carry your adieux. Charge

me as heavily as you can: every burden will lighten, by so little, the

invaluable gratitude I owe you. Put it in my power to do something more

for you than weep."

"My mother is married again, and has a young family to care for. My

brother Guichard will inherit my fiefs: and if I am not in error, that

will content him amply for my death. Life is a little vapour that

passeth away, as we are told by those in holy orders. When a man is in a

fair way and sees all life open in front of him, he seems to himself to

make a very important figure in the world. His horse whinnies to him;

the trumpets blow and the girls look out of window as he rides into town

before his company; he receives many assurances of trust and

regard--sometimes by express in a letter--sometimes face to face, with

persons of great consequence falling on his neck. It is not wonderful if

his head is turned for a time. But once he is dead, were he as brave as

Hercules or as wise as Solomon, he is soon forgotten. It is not ten

years since my father fell, with many other knights around him, in a

very fierce encounter, and I do not think that any one of them, nor so

much as the name of the fight, is now remembered. No, no, madam, the

nearer you come to it, you see that death is a dark and dusty corner,

where a man gets into his tomb and has the door shut after him till the

judgment-day. I have few friends just now, and once I am dead I shall

have none."

"Ah, Monsieur de Beaulieu!" she exclaimed, "you forget Blanche de

Maletroit."

"You have a sweet nature, madam, and you are pleased to estimate a

little service far beyond its worth."

"It is not that," she answered. "You mistake me if you think I am so

easily touched by my own concerns. I say so, because you are the noblest

man I have ever met; because I recognise in you a spirit that would have

made even a common person famous in the land."

"And yet here I die in a mousetrap--with no more noise about it than my

own squeaking," answered he.

A look of pain crossed her face, and she was silent for a little while.

Then a light came into her eyes, and with a smile she spoke again.

"I cannot have my champion think meanly of himself. Any one who gives

his life for another will be met in Paradise by all the heralds and

angels of the Lord God. And you have no cause to hang your head.

For----Pray, do you think me beautiful?" she asked, with a deep flush.

"Indeed, madam, I do," he said.

"I am glad of that," she answered heartily. "Do you think there are many

men in France who have been asked in marriage by a beautiful

maiden--with her own lips--and who have refused her to her face? I know

you men would half-despise such a triumph; but believe me, we women know

more of what is precious in love. There is nothing that should set a

person higher in his own esteem; and we women would prize nothing more

dearly."

"You are very good," he said; "but you cannot make me forget that I was

asked in pity and not for love."

"I am not so sure of that," she replied, holding down her head. "Hear me

to an end, Monsieur de Beaulieu. I know how you must despise me; I feel

you are right to do so; I am too poor a creature to occupy one thought

of your mind, although, alas! you must die for me this morning. But when

I asked you to marry me, indeed, and indeed, it was because I respected

and admired you, and loved you with my whole soul, from the very moment

that you took my part against my uncle. If you had seen yourself, and

how noble you looked, you would pity rather than despise me. And now,"

she went on, hurriedly checking him with her hand, "although I have laid

aside all reserve and told you so much, remember that I know your

sentiments towards me already. I would not, believe me, being nobly

born, weary you with importunities into consent. I too have a pride of

my own: and I declare before the holy Mother of God, if you should now

go back from your word already given, I would no more marry you than I

would marry my uncle's groom."

Denis smiled a little bitterly.

"It is a small love," he said, "that shies at a little pride."

She made no answer, although she probably had her own thoughts.

"Come hither to the window," he said, with a sigh. "Here is the dawn."

And indeed the dawn was already beginning. The hollow of the sky was

full of essential daylight, colourless and clean; and the valley

underneath was flooded with a grey reflection. A few thin vapours clung

in the coves of the forest or lay along the winding course of the river.

The scene disengaged a surprising effect of stillness, which was hardly

interrupted when the cocks began once more to crow among the steadings.

Perhaps the same fellow who had made so horrid a clangour in the

darkness not half an hour before now sent up the merriest cheer to greet

the coming day. A little wind went bustling and eddying among the

tree-tops underneath the windows. And still the daylight kept flooding

insensibly out of the east, which was soon to grow incandescent and cast

up that red-hot cannon-ball, the rising sun.

Denis looked out over all this with a bit of a shiver. He had taken her

hand, and retained it in his almost unconsciously.

"Has the day begun already?" she said; and then, illogically enough:

"the night has been so long! Alas! what shall we say to my uncle when he

returns?"

"What you will," said Denis, and he pressed her fingers in his.

She was silent.

"Blanche," he said, with a swift, uncertain, passionate utterance, "you

have seen whether I fear death. You must know well enough that I would

as gladly leap out of that window into the empty air as lay a finger on

you without your free and full consent. But if you care for me at all do

not let me lose my life in a misapprehension; for I love you better than

the whole world; and though I will die for you blithely, it would be

like all the joys of Paradise to live on and spend my life in your

service."

As he stopped speaking, a bell began to ring loudly in the interior of

the house; and a clatter of armour in the corridor showed that the

retainers were returning to their post, and the two hours were at an

end.

"After all that you have heard?" she whispered, leaning towards him with

her lips and eyes.

"I have heard nothing," he replied.

"The captain's name was Florimond de Champdivers," she said in his ear.

"I did not hear it," he answered, taking her supple body in his arms and

covered her wet face with kisses.

A melodious chirping was audible behind, followed by a beautiful

chuckle, and the voice of Messire de Maletroit wished his new nephew a

good morning.

PROVIDENCE AND THE GUITAR

CHAPTER I

Monsieur Leon Berthelini had a great care of his appearance, and

sedulously suited his deportment to the costume of the hour. He affected

something Spanish in his air, and something of the bandit, with a

flavour of Rembrandt at home. In person he was decidedly small, and

inclined to be stout; his face was the picture of good-humour; his dark

eyes, which were very expressive, told of a kind heart, a brisk, merry

nature, and the most indefatigable spirits. If he had worn the clothes

of the period you would have set him down for a hitherto undiscovered

hybrid between the barber, the innkeeper, and the affable dispensing

chemist. But in the outrageous bravery of velvet jacket and flapped hat,

with trousers that were more accurately described as fleshings, a white

handkerchief cavalierly knotted at his neck, a shock of Olympian curls

upon his brow, and his feet shod through all weathers in the slenderest

of Moliere shoes--you had but to look at him and you knew you were in

the presence of a Great Creature. When he wore an overcoat he scorned to

pass the sleeves; a single button held it round his shoulders; it was

tossed backwards after the manner of a cloak, and carried with the gait

and presence of an Almaviva. I am of opinion that M. Berthelini was

nearing forty. But he had a boy's heart, gloried in his finery, and

walked through life like a child in a perpetual dramatic performance. If

he were not Almaviva after all, it was not for lack of making believe.

And he enjoyed the artist's compensation. If he were not really

Almaviva, he was sometimes just as happy as though he were.

I have seen him, at moments when he has fancied himself alone with his

Maker, adopt so gay and chivalrous a bearing, and represent his own part

with so much warmth and conscience, that the illusion became catching,

and I believed implicitly in the Great Creature's pose.

But, alas! life cannot be entirely conducted on these principles; man

cannot live by Almavivery alone; and the Great Creature, having failed

upon several theatres, was obliged to step down every evening from his

heights, and sing from half a dozen to a dozen comic songs, twang a

guitar, keep a country audience in good humour, and preside finally over

the mysteries of a tombola.

Madame Berthelini, who was art and part with him in these undignified

labours, had perhaps a higher position in the scale of beings, and

enjoyed a natural dignity of her own. But her heart was not any more

rightly placed, for that would have been impossible; and she had

acquired a little air of melancholy, attractive enough in its way, but

not good to see like the wholesome, sky-scraping, boyish spirits of her

lord.

He, indeed, swam like a kite on a fair wind, high above earthly

troubles. Detonations of temper were not unfrequent in the zones he

travelled; but sulky fogs and tearful depressions were there alike

unknown. A well-delivered blow upon a table, or a noble attitude,

imitated from Melingue or Frederic, relieved his irritation like a

vengeance. Though the heaven had fallen, if he had played his part with

propriety, Berthelini had been content! And the man's atmosphere, if not

his example, reacted on his wife; for the couple doated on each other,

and although you would have thought they walked in different worlds, yet

continued to walk hand in hand.

It chanced one day that Monsieur and Madame Berthelini descended with

two boxes and a guitar in a fat case at the station of the little town

of Castel-le-Gachis, and the omnibus carried them with their effects to

the Hotel of the Black Head. This was a dismal, conventual building in a

narrow street, capable of standing siege when once the gates were shut,

and smelling strangely in the interior of straw and chocolate and old

feminine apparel. Berthelini paused upon the threshold with a painful

premonition. In some former state, it seemed to him, he had visited a

hostelry that smelt not otherwise, and been ill received.

The landlord, a tragic person in a large felt hat, rose from a

business-table under the key-rack, and came forward, removing his hat

with both hands as he did so.

"Sir, I salute you. May I inquire what is your charge for artists?"

inquired Berthelini, with a courtesy at once splendid and insinuating.

"For artists?" said the landlord. His countenance fell and the smile of

welcome disappeared. "Oh, artists!" he added brutally; "four francs a

day." And he turned his back upon these inconsiderable customers.

A commercial traveller is received, he also, upon a reduction--yet is he

welcome, yet can he command the fatted calf; but an artist, had he the

manners of an Almaviva, were he dressed like Solomon in all his glory,

is received like a dog and served like a timid lady travelling alone.

Accustomed as he was to the rubs of his profession, Berthelini was

unpleasantly affected by the landlord's manner.

"Elvira," said he to his wife, "mark my words: Castel-le-Gachis is a

tragic folly."

"Wait till we see what we take," replied Elvira.

"We shall take nothing," replied Berthelini; "we shall feed upon

insults. I have an eye, Elvira; I have a spirit of divination; and this

place is accursed. The landlord has been discourteous, the Commissary

will be brutal, the audience will be sordid and uproarious, and you will

take a cold upon your throat. We have been besotted enough to come; the

die is cast--it will be a second Sedan."

Sedan was a town hateful to the Berthelinis, not only from patriotism

(for they were French, and answered after the flesh to the somewhat

homely name of Duval), but because it had been the scene of their most

sad reverses. In that place they had lain three weeks in pawn for their

hotel bill, and had it not been for a surprising stroke of fortune they

might have been lying there in pawn until this day. To mention the name

of Sedan was for the Berthelinis to dip the brush in earthquake and

eclipse. Count Almaviva slouched his hat with a gesture expressive of

despair, and even Elvira felt as if ill-fortune had been personally

evoked.

"Let us ask for breakfast," said she, with a woman's tact.

The Commissary of Police of Castel-le-Gachis was a large red Commissary,

pimpled, and subject to a strong cutaneous transpiration. I have

repeated the name of his office because he was so very much more a

Commissary than a man. The spirit of his dignity had entered into him.

He carried his corporation as if it were something official. Whenever he

insulted a common citizen it seemed to him as if he were adroitly

flattering the Government by a side-wind; in default of dignity he was

brutal from an over-weening sense of duty. His office was a den, whence

passers-by could hear rude accents laying down, not the law, but the

good pleasure of the Commissary.

Six several times in the course of the day did M. Berthelini hurry

thither in quest of the requisite permission for his evening's

entertainment; six several times he found the official was abroad. Leon

Berthelini began to grow quite a familiar figure in the streets of

Castel-le-Gachis; he became a local celebrity, and was pointed out as

"the man who was looking for the Commissary." Idle children attached

themselves to his footsteps, and trotted after him back and forward

between the hotel and the office. Leon might try as he liked; he might

roll cigarettes, he might straddle, he might cock his hat at a dozen

different jaunty inclinations--the part of Almaviva was, under the

circumstances, difficult to play.

As he passed the market-place upon the seventh excursion the Commissary

was pointed out to him, where he stood, with his waistcoat unbuttoned

and his hands behind his back, to superintend the sale and measurement

of butter. Berthelini threaded his way through the market-stalls and

baskets, and accosted the dignitary with a bow which was a triumph of

the histrionic art.

"I have the honour," he asked, "of meeting M. le Commissaire?"

The Commissary was affected by the nobility of his address. He excelled

Leon in the depth if not in the airy grace of his salutation.

"The honour," said he, "is mine!"

"I am," continued the strolling player, "I am, sir, an artist, and I

have permitted myself to interrupt you on an affair of business.

To-night I give a trifling musical entertainment at the Cafe of the

Triumphs of the Plough--permit me to offer you this little

programme--and I have come to ask you for the necessary authorisation."

At the word "artist" the Commissary had replaced his hat with the air of

a person who, having condescended too far, should suddenly remember the

duties of his rank.

"Go, go," said he, "I am busy; I am measuring butter."

"Heathen Jew!" thought Leon. "Permit me, sir," he resumed, aloud. "I

have gone six times already--"

"Put up your bills if you choose," interrupted the Commissary. "In an

hour or so I will examine your papers at the office. But now go; I am

busy."

"Measuring butter!" thought Berthelini. "O France, and it is for this

that we made '93!"

The preparations were soon made; the bills posted, programmes laid on

the dinner-table of every hotel in the town, and a stage erected at one

end of the Cafe of the Triumphs of the Plough; but when Leon returned to

the office, the Commissary was once more abroad.

"He is like Madame Benoiton," thought Leon: "Fichu Commissaire!"

And just then he met the man face to face.

"Here, sir," said he, "are my papers. Will you be pleased to verify?"

But the Commissary was now intent upon dinner.

"No use," he replied, "no use; I am busy; I am quite satisfied. Give

your entertainment."

And he hurried on.

"Fichu Commissaire!" thought Leon.

CHAPTER II

The audience was pretty large; and the proprietor of the cafe made a

good thing of it in beer. But the Berthelinis exerted themselves in

vain.

Leon was radiant in velveteen; he had a rakish way of smoking a

cigarette between his songs that was worth money in itself; he

underlined his comic points so that the dullest numskull in

Castel-le-Gachis had a notion when to laugh; and he handled his guitar

in a manner worthy of himself. Indeed, his play with that instrument was

as good as a whole romantic drama; it was so dashing, so florid, and so

cavalier.

Elvira, on the other hand, sang her patriotic and romantic songs with

more than usual expression; her voice had charm and plangency; and as

Leon looked at her, in her low-bodied maroon dress, with her arms bare

to the shoulder, and a red flower set provocatively in her corset, he

repeated to himself for the many hundredth time that she was one of the

loveliest creatures in the world of women.

Alas! when she went round with the tambourine, the golden youth of

Castel-le-Gachis turned from her coldly. Here and there a single

halfpenny was forthcoming; the net result of a collection never exceeded

half a franc; and the Maire himself, after seven different applications,

had contributed exactly twopence. A certain chill began to settle upon

the artists themselves; it seemed as if they were singing to slugs;

Apollo himself might have lost heart with such an audience. The

Berthelinis struggled against the impression; they put their back into

their work, they sang louder and louder, the guitar twanged like a

living thing; and at last Leon arose in his might, and burst with

inimitable conviction into his great song, "Y a des honnetes gens

partout!" Never had he given more proof of his artistic mastery; it was

his intimate, indefeasible conviction that Castel-le-Gachis formed an

exception to the law he was now lyrically proclaiming, and was peopled

exclusively by thieves and bullies; and yet, as I say, he flung it down

like a challenge, he trolled it forth like an article of faith; and his

face so beamed the while that you would have thought he must make

converts of the benches.

He was at the top of his register, with his head thrown back and his

mouth open, when the door was thrown violently open, and a pair of

new-comers marched noisily into the cafe. It was the Commissary,

followed by the Garde Champetre.

The undaunted Berthelini still continued to proclaim, "Y a des honnetes

gens partout!" But now the sentiment produced an audible titter among

the audience. Berthelini wondered why; he did not know the antecedents

of the Garde Champetre; he had never heard of a little story about

postage-stamps. But the public knew all about the postage-stamps and

enjoyed the coincidence hugely.

The Commissary planted himself upon a vacant chair with somewhat the air

of Cromwell visiting the Rump, and spoke in occasional whispers to the

Garde Champetre, who remained respectfully standing at his back. The

eyes of both were directed upon Berthelini, who persisted in his

statement.

"Y a des honnetes gens partout," he was just chanting for the twentieth

time; when up got the Commissary upon his feet and waved brutally to

the singer with his cane.

"Is it me you want?" inquired Leon, stopping in his song.

"It is you," replied the potentate.

"Fichu Commissaire!" thought Leon, and he descended from the stage and

made his way to the functionary.

"How does it happen, sir," said the Commissary, swelling in person,

"that I find you mountebanking in a public cafe without my permission?"

"Without?" cried the indignant Leon. "Permit me to remind you----"

"Come, come, sir!" said the Commissary, "I desire no explanations."

"I care nothing about what you desire," returned the singer. "I choose

to give them, and I will not be gagged. I am an artist, sir, a

distinction that you cannot comprehend. I received your permission and

stand here upon the strength of it; interfere with me who dare."

"You have not got my signature, I tell you," cried the Commissary. "Show

me my signature! Where is my signature?"

That was just the question; where was his signature? Leon recognised

that he was in a hole; but his spirit rose with the occasion, and he

blustered nobly, tossing back his curls. The Commissary played up to him

in the character of tyrant; and as the one leaned farther forward, the

other leaned farther back--majesty confronting fury. The audience had

transferred their attention to this new performance, and listened with

that silent gravity common to all Frenchmen in the neighbourhood of the

Police. Elvira had sat down, she was used to these distractions, and it

was rather melancholy than fear that now oppressed her.

"Another word," cried the Commissary, "and I arrest you."

"Arrest me?" shouted Leon. "I defy you!"

"I am the Commissary of Police," said the official.

Leon commanded his feelings, and replied, with great delicacy of

innuendo--

"So it would appear."

The point was too refined for Castel-le-Gachis; it did not raise a

smile; and as for the Commissary, he simply bade the singer follow him

to his office, and directed his proud footsteps towards the door. There

was nothing for it but to obey. Leon did so with a proper pantomime of

indifference, but it was a leek to eat, and there was no denying it.

The Maire had slipped out and was already waiting at the Commissary's

door. Now the Maire, in France, is the refuge of the oppressed. He

stands between his people and the boisterous rigours of the Police. He

can sometimes understand what is said to him; he is not always puffed up

beyond measure by his dignity. 'Tis a thing worth the knowledge of

travellers. When all seems over, and a man has made up his mind to

injustice, he has still, like the heroes of romance, a little bugle at

his belt whereon to blow; and the Maire, a comfortable _deus ex

machina_, may still descend to deliver him from the minions of the law.

The Maire of Castel-le-Gachis, although inaccessible to the charms of

music as retailed by the Berthelinis, had no hesitation whatever as to

the rights of the matter. He instantly fell foul of the Commissary in

very high terms, and the Commissary, pricked by this humiliation,

accepted battle on the point of fact. The argument lasted some little

while with varying success, until at length victory inclined so plainly

to the Commissary's side that the Maire was fain to re-assert himself by

an exercise of authority. He had been out-argued, but he was still the

Maire. And so, turning from his interlocutor, he briefly but kindly

recommended Leon to get back instanter to his concert.

"It is already growing late," he added.

Leon did not wait to be told twice. He returned to the Cafe of the

Triumphs of the Plough with all expedition. Alas! the audience had

melted away during his absence; Elvira was sitting in a very

disconsolate attitude on the guitar-box; she had watched the company

dispersing by twos and threes, and the prolonged spectacle had somewhat

overwhelmed her spirits. Each man, she reflected, retired with a certain

proportion of her earnings in his pocket, and she saw to-night's board

and to-morrow's railway expenses, and finally even to-morrow's dinner,

walk one after another out of the cafe-door and disappear into the

night.

"What was it?" she asked languidly.

But Leon did not answer. He was looking round him on the scene of

defeat. Scarce a score of listeners remained, and these of the least

promising sort. The minute-hand of the clock was already climbing upward

towards eleven.

"It's a lost battle," said he, and then taking up the money-box, he

turned it out. "Three francs seventy-five!" he cried, "as against four

of board and six of railway fares; and no time for the tombola! Elvira,

this is Waterloo!" And he sat down and passed both hands desperately

among his curls. "O fichu Commissaire!" he cried, "fichu Commissaire!"

"Let us get the things together and be off," returned Elvira. "We might

try another song, but there is not six halfpence in the room."

"Six halfpence?" cried Leon, "six hundred thousand devils! There is not

a human creature in the town--nothing but pigs and dogs and

commissaries! Pray heaven we get safe to bed."

"Don't imagine things!" exclaimed Elvira, with a shudder.

And with that they set to work on their preparations. The tobacco-jar,

the cigarette-holder, the three papers of shirt-studs, which were to

have been the prizes of the tombola had the tombola come off, were made

into a bundle with the music; the guitar was stowed into the fat

guitar-case; and Elvira having thrown a thin shawl about her neck and

shoulders, the pair issued from the cafe and set off for the Black Head.

As they crossed the market-place the church bell rang out eleven. It was

a dark, mild night, and there was no one in the streets.

"It is all very fine," said Leon: "but I have a presentiment. The night

is not yet done."

CHAPTER III

The Black Head presented not a single chink of light upon the street,

and the carriage gate was closed.

"This is unprecedented," observed Leon. "An inn closed by five minutes

after eleven! And there were several commercial travellers in the cafe

up to a late hour. Elvira, my heart misgives me. Let us ring the bell."

The bell had a potent note; and being swung under the arch it filled the

house from top to bottom with surly, clanging reverberations. The sound

accentuated the conventual appearance of the building; a wintry

sentiment, a thought of prayer and mortification, took hold upon

Elvira's mind; and, as for Leon, he seemed to be reading the stage

directions for a lugubrious fifth act.

"This is your fault," said Elvira; "this is what comes of fancying

things!"

Again Leon pulled the bell-rope; again the solemn tocsin awoke the

echoes of the inn; and ere they had died away, a light glimmered in the

carriage entrance, and a powerful voice was heard upraised and tremulous

with wrath.

"What's all this?" cried the tragic host through the spars of the gate.

"Hard upon twelve, and you come clamouring like Prussians at the door of

a respectable hotel? Oh!" he cried, "I know you now! Common singers!

People in trouble with the Police! And you present yourselves at

midnight like lords and ladies? Be off with you!"

"You will permit me to remind you," replied Leon, in thrilling tones,

"that I am a guest in your house, that I am properly inscribed, and that

I have deposited baggage to the value of four hundred francs."

"You cannot get in at this hour," returned the man. "This is no thieves'

tavern, for mohocks and night-rakes and organ-grinders."

"Brute!" cried Elvira, for the organ-grinders touched her home.

"Then I demand my baggage," said Leon, with unabated dignity.

"I know nothing of your baggage," replied the landlord.

"You detain my baggage? You dare to detain my baggage?" cried the

singer.

"Who are you?" returned the landlord. "It is dark--I cannot recognise

you."

"Very well, then--you detain my baggage," concluded Leon. "You shall

smart for this. I will weary out your life with persecutions; I will

drag you from court to court; if there is justice to be had in France,

it shall be rendered between you and me. And I will make you a

by-word--I will put you in a song--a scurrilous song--an indecent

song--a popular song--which the boys shall sing to you in the street,

and come and howl through these spars at midnight!"

He had gone on raising his voice at every phrase, for all the while the

landlord was very placidly retiring; and now, when the last glimmer of

light had vanished from the arch, and the last footstep died away in the

interior, Leon turned to his wife with a heroic countenance.

"Elvira," said he, "I have now a duty in life. I shall destroy that man

as Eugene Sue destroyed the concierge. Let us come at once to the

Gendarmerie and begin our vengeance."

He picked up the guitar-case, which had been propped against the wall,

and they set forth through the silent and ill-lighted town with burning

hearts.

The Gendarmerie was concealed beside the telegraph-office at the bottom

of a vast court, which was partly laid out in gardens; and here all the

shepherds of the public lay locked in grateful sleep. It took a deal of

knocking to waken one; and he, when he came at last to the door, could

find no other remark but that "it was none of his business." Leon

reasoned with him, threatened him, besought him; "here," he said, "was

Madame Berthelini in evening dress--a delicate woman--in an interesting

condition"--the last was thrown in, I fancy, for effect; and to all this

the man-at-arms made the same answer--

"It is none of my business," said he.

"Very well," said Leon, "then we shall go to the Commissary." Thither

they went; the office was closed and dark; but the house was close by,

and Leon was soon swinging the bell like a madman. The Commissary's wife

appeared at the window. She was a thread-paper creature, and informed

them that the Commissary had not yet come home.

"Is he at the Maire's?" demanded Leon.

She thought that was not unlikely.

"Where is the Maire's house?" he asked.

And she gave him some rather vague information on that point.

"Stay you here, Elvira," said Leon, "lest I should miss him by the way.

If, when I return, I find you here no longer, I shall follow at once to

the Black Head."

And he set out to find the Maire's. It took him some ten minutes'

wandering among blind lanes, and when he arrived it was already half an

hour past midnight. A long white garden wall overhung by some thick

chestnuts, a door with a letter-box, and an iron bell-pull--that was all

that could be seen of the Maire's domicile. Leon took the bell-pull in

both hands, and danced furiously upon the side-walk. The bell itself was

just upon the other side of the wall; it responded to his activity, and

scattered an alarming clangour far and wide into the night.

A window was thrown open in a house across the street, and a voice

inquired the cause of this untimely uproar.

"I wish the Maire," said Leon.

"He has been in bed this hour," returned the voice.

"He must get up again," retorted Leon, and he was for tackling the

bell-pull once more.

"You will never make him hear," responded the voice. "The garden is of

great extent, the house is at the farther end, and both the Maire and

his housekeeper are deaf."

"Aha!" said Leon, pausing. "The Maire is deaf, is he? That explains."

And he thought of the evening's concert with a momentary feeling of

relief. "Ah!" he continued, "and so the Maire is deaf, and the garden

vast, and the house at the far end?"

"And you might ring all night," added the voice, "and be none the better

for it. You would only keep me awake."

"Thank you, neighbour," replied the singer. "You shall sleep."

And he made off again at his best pace for the Commissary's. Elvira was

still walking to and fro before the door.

"He has not come?" asked Leon.

"Not he," she replied.

"Good," returned Leon. "I am sure our man's inside. Let me see the

guitar-case. I shall lay this siege in form, Elvira; I am angry; I am

indignant: I am truculently inclined; but I thank my Maker I have still

a sense of fun. The unjust judge shall be importuned in a serenade,

Elvira. Set him up--and set him up."

He had the case opened by this time, struck a few chords, and fell into

an attitude which was irresistibly Spanish.

"Now," he continued, "feel your voice. Are you ready? Follow me!"

The guitar twanged, and the two voices upraised, in harmony and with a

startling loudness, the chorus of a song of old Beranger's:--

"Commissaire! Commissaire!

Colin bat sa menagere."

The stones of Castel-le-Gachis thrilled at this audacious innovation.

Hitherto had the night been sacred to repose and night-caps; and now

what was this? Window after window was opened; matches scratched, and

candles began to flicker; swollen, sleepy faces peered forth into the

starlight. There were the two figures before the Commissary's house,

each bolt upright, with head thrown back and eyes interrogating the

starry heavens; the guitar wailed, shouted, and reverberated like half

an orchestra; and the voices, with a crisp and spirited delivery, hurled

the appropriate burden at the Commissary's window. All the echoes

repeated the functionary's name. It was more like an entr'acte in a

farce of Moliere's than a passage of real life in Castel-le-Gachis.

The Commissary, if he was not the first, was not the last of the

neighbours to yield to the influence of music, and furiously threw open

the window of his bedroom. He was beside himself with rage. He leaned

far over the window-sill, raving and gesticulating; the tassel of his

white nightcap danced like a thing of life: he opened his mouth to

dimensions hitherto unprecedented, and yet his voice, instead of

escaping from it in a roar, came forth shrill and choked and tottering.

A little more serenading, and it was clear he would be better acquainted

with the apoplexy.

I scorn to reproduce his language; he touched upon too many serious

topics by the way for a quiet story-teller. Although he was known for a

man who was prompt with his tongue, and had a power of strong expression

at command, he excelled himself so remarkably this night that one maiden

lady, who had got out of bed like the rest to hear the serenade, was

obliged to shut her window at the second clause. Even what she had

heard disquieted her conscience; and next day she said she scarcely

reckoned as a maiden lady any longer.

Leon tried to explain his predicament, but he received nothing but

threats of arrest by way of answer.

"If I come down to you!" cried the Commissary.

"Ay," said Leon, "do!"

"I will not!" cried the Commissary.

"You dare not!" answered Leon.

At that the Commissary closed his window.

"All is over," said the singer. "The serenade was perhaps ill-judged.

These boors have no sense of humour."

"Let us get away from here," said Elvira, with a shiver. "All these

people looking--it is so rude and so brutal." And then giving way once

more to passion--"Brutes!" she cried aloud to the candle-lit

spectators--"brutes! brutes! brutes!"

"_Sauve qui peut_," said Leon. "You have done it now!"

And taking the guitar in one hand and the case in the other, he led the

way with something too precipitate to be merely called precipitation

from the scene of this absurd adventure.

CHAPTER IV

To the west of Castel-le-Gachis four rows of venerable lime-trees

formed, in this starry night, a twilit avenue with two side aisles of

pitch darkness. Here and there stone benches were disposed between the

trunks. There was not a breath of wind; a heavy atmosphere of perfume

hung about the alleys; and every leaf stood stock-still upon its twig.

Hither, after vainly knocking at an inn or two, the Berthelinis came at

length to pass the night. After an amiable contention, Leon insisted on

giving his coat to Elvira, and they sat down together on the first bench

in silence. Leon made a cigarette, which he smoked to an end, looking

up into the trees, and beyond them at the constellations, of which he

tried vainly to recall the names. The silence was broken by the church

bell; it rang the four quarters on a light and tinkling measure; then

followed a single deep stroke that died slowly away with a thrill; and

stillness resumed its empire.

"One," said Leon. "Four hours till daylight. It is warm; it is starry; I

have matches and tobacco. Do not let us exaggerate, Elvira--the

experience is positively charming. I feel a glow within me; I am born

again. This is the poetry of life. Think of Cooper's novels, my dear."

"Leon," she said fiercely, "how can you talk such wicked, infamous

nonsense? To pass all night out of doors--it is like a nightmare! We

shall die!"

"You suffer yourself to be led away," he replied soothingly. "It is not

unpleasant here; only you brood. Come, now, let us repeat a scene. Shall

we try Alceste and Celimene? No? Or a passage from the _Two Orphans_?

Come, now, it will occupy your mind; I will play up to you as I never

have played before; I feel art moving in my bones."

"Hold your tongue," she cried, "or you will drive me mad! Will nothing

solemnise you--not even this hideous situation?"

"Oh, hideous!" objected Leon. "Hideous is not the word. Why, where would

you be? '_Dites, la jeune belle, ou voulez-vous aller?_'" he carolled.

"Well, now," he went on, opening the guitar-case, "there's another idea

for you--sing. Sing '_Dites, la jeune belle_'! It will compose your

spirits, Elvira, I am sure."

And without waiting an answer he began to strum the symphony. The first

chords awoke a young man who was lying asleep upon a neighbouring bench.

"Hullo!" cried the young man, "who are you?"

"Under which king, Bezonian?" declaimed the artist. "Speak or die!"

Or if it was not exactly that, it was something to much the same purpose

from a French tragedy.

The young man drew near in the twilight. He was a tall, powerful,

gentlemanly fellow, with a somewhat puffy face, dressed in a grey tweed

suit, with a deer-stalker hat of the same material; and as he now came

forward he carried a knapsack slung upon one arm.

"Are you camping out here too?" he asked, with a strong English accent.

"I'm not sorry for company."

Leon explained their misadventure; and the other told them that he was a

Cambridge undergraduate on a walking tour, that he had run short of

money, could no longer pay for his night's lodging, had already been

camping out for two nights, and feared he should require to continue the

same manoeuvre for at least two nights more.

"Luckily, it's jolly weather," he concluded.

"You hear that, Elvira," said Leon.--"Madame Berthelini," he went on,

"is ridiculously affected by this trifling occurrence. For my part, I

find it romantic and far from uncomfortable; or at least," he added,

shifting on the stone bench, "not quite so uncomfortable as might have

been expected. But pray be seated."

"Yes," returned the undergraduate, sitting down, "it's rather nice than

otherwise when once you're used to it; only it's devilish difficult to

get washed. I like the fresh air and these stars and things."

"Aha!" said Leon, "Monsieur is an artist."

"An artist?" returned the other, with a blank stare. "Not if I know it!"

"Pardon me," said the actor. "What you said this moment about the orbs

of heaven--"

"Oh, nonsense!" cried the Englishman. "A fellow may admire the stars and

be anything he likes."

"You have an artist's nature, however, Mr. ---- I beg your pardon; may

I, without indiscretion, inquire your name?" asked Leon.

"My name is Stubbs," replied the Englishman.

"I thank you," returned Leon. "Mine is Berthelini--Leon Berthelini,

ex-artist of the theatres of Montrouge, Belleville, and Montmartre.

Humble as you see me, I have created with applause more than one

important _role_. The Press were unanimous in praise of my Howling Devil

of the Mountains, in the piece of the same name. Madame, whom I now

present to you, is herself an artist, and I must not omit to state, a

better artist than her husband. She also is a creator; she created

nearly twenty successful songs at one of the principal Parisian

music-halls. But to continue: I was saying you had an artist's nature,

Monsieur Stubbs, and you must permit me to be a judge in such a

question. I trust you will not falsify your instincts; let me beseech

you to follow the career of an artist."

"Thank you," returned Stubbs, with a chuckle. "I'm going to be a

banker."

"No," said Leon, "do not say so. Not that. A man with such a nature as

yours should not derogate so far. What are a few privations here and

there, so long as you are working for a high and noble goal?"

"This fellow's mad," thought Stubbs: "but the woman's rather pretty, and

he's not bad fun himself, if you come to that." What he said was

different: "I thought you said you were an actor?"

"I certainly did so," replied Leon. "I am one, or, alas! I was."

"And so you want me to be an actor, do you?" continued the

undergraduate. "Why, man, I could never so much as learn the stuff; my

memory's like a sieve; and as for acting, I've no more idea than a cat."

"The stage is not the only course," said Leon. "Be a sculptor, be a

dancer, be a poet or a novelist; follow your heart, in short, and do

some thorough work before you die."

"And do you call all these things art?" inquired Stubbs.

"Why, certainly!" returned Leon. "Are they not all branches?"

"Oh! I didn't know," replied the Englishman. "I thought an artist meant

a fellow who painted."

The singer stared at him in some surprise.

"It is the difference of language," he said at last. "This Tower of

Babel, when shall we have paid for it? If I could speak English you

would follow me more readily."

"Between you and me, I don't believe I should," replied the other. "You

seem to have thought a devil of a lot about this business. For my part,

I admire the stars, and like to have them shining--it's so cheery--but

hang me if I had an idea it had anything to do with art! It's not in my

line, you see. I'm not intellectual; I have no end of trouble to scrape

through my exams., I can tell you! But I'm not a bad sort at bottom," he

added, seeing his interlocutor looked distressed even in the dim

star-shine, "and I rather like the play, and music, and guitars, and

things."

Leon had a perception that the understanding was incomplete. He changed

the subject.

"And so you travel on foot?" he continued. "How romantic! How

courageous! And how are you pleased with my land? How does the scenery

affect you among these wild hills of ours?"

"Well, the fact is," began Stubbs--he was about to say that he didn't

care for scenery, which was not at all true, being, on the contrary,

only an athletic undergraduate pretension; but he had begun to suspect

that Berthelini liked a different sort of meat, and substituted

something else: "The fact is, I think it jolly. They told me it was no

good up here; even the guide-book said so; but I don't know what they

meant. I think it is deuced pretty--upon my word, I do."

At this moment, in the most unexpected manner, Elvira burst into tears.

"My voice!" she cried. "Leon, if I stay here longer I shall lose my

voice!"

"You shall not stay another moment," cried the actor.

"If I have to beat in a door, if I have to burn the town, I shall find

you shelter."

With that, he replaced the guitar, and, comforting her with some

caresses, drew her arm through his.

"Monsieur Stubbs," said he, taking off his hat, "the reception I offer

you is rather problematical; but let me beseech you to give us the

pleasure of your society. You are a little embarrassed for the moment;

you must, indeed, permit me to advance what may be necessary. I ask it

as a favour; we must not part so soon after having met so strangely."

"Oh, come, you know," said Stubbs, "I can't let a fellow like you----"

And there he paused, feeling somehow or other on a wrong tack.

"I do not wish to employ menaces," continued Leon, with a smile; "but if

you refuse, indeed I shall not take it kindly."

"I don't quite see my way out of it," thought the undergraduate; and

then, after a pause, he said, aloud and ungraciously enough, "All right.

I--I'm very much obliged, of course." And he proceeded to follow them,

thinking in his heart, "But it's bad form, all the same, to force an

obligation on a fellow."

CHAPTER V

Leon strode ahead as if he knew exactly where he was going; the sobs of

Madame were still faintly audible, and no one uttered a word. A dog

barked furiously in a courtyard as they went by; then the church clock

struck two, and many domestic clocks followed or preceded it in piping

tones. And just then Berthelini spied a light. It burned in a small

house on the outskirts of the town, and thither the party now directed

their steps.

"It is always a chance," said Leon.

The house in question stood back from the street behind an open space,

part garden, part turnip-field; and several outhouses stood forward from

either wing at right angles to the front. One of these had recently

undergone some change. An enormous window, looking towards the north,

had been effected in the wall and roof, and Leon began to hope it was a

studio.

"If it's only a painter," he said, with a chuckle, "ten to one we get as

good a welcome as we want."

"I thought painters were principally poor," said Stubbs.

"Ah!" cried Leon, "you do not know the world as I do. The poorer the

better for us!"

And the trio advanced into the turnip-field.

The light was in the ground floor; as one window was brightly

illuminated and two others more faintly, it might be supposed that there

was a single lamp in one corner of a large apartment; and a certain

tremulousness and temporary dwindling showed that a live fire

contributed to the effect. The sound of a voice now became audible; and

the trespassers paused to listen. It was pitched in a high, angry key,

but had still a good, full, and masculine note in it. The utterance was

voluble, too voluble even to be quite distinct; a stream of words,

rising and falling, with ever and again a phrase thrown out by itself,

as if the speaker reckoned on its virtue.

Suddenly another voice joined in. This time it was a woman's; and if the

man were angry, the woman was incensed to the degree of fury. There was

that absolutely blank composure known to suffering males; that

colourless unnatural speech which shows a spirit accurately balanced

between homicide and hysterics; the tone in which the best of women

sometimes utter words worse than death to those most dear to them. If

Abstract Bones-and-Sepulchre were to be endowed with the gift of speech,

thus, and not otherwise, would it discourse. Leon was a brave man, and I

fear he was somewhat sceptically given (he had been educated in a

Papistical country), but the habit of childhood prevailed, and he

crossed himself devoutly. He had met several women in his career. It was

obvious that his instinct had not deceived him, for the male voice broke

forth instantly in a towering passion.

The undergraduate, who had not understood the significance of the

woman's contribution, pricked up his ears at the change upon the man.

"There's going to be a free fight," he opined.

There was another retort from the woman, still calm, but a little

higher.

"Hysterics?" asked Leon of his wife. "Is that the stage direction?"

"How should I know?" returned Elvira, somewhat tartly.

"Oh, woman, woman!" said Leon, beginning to open the guitar-case. "It is

one of the burdens of my life, Monsieur Stubbs; they support each other;

they always pretend there is no system; they say it's nature. Even

Madame Berthelini, who is a dramatic artist!"

"You are heartless, Leon," said Elvira; "that woman is in trouble."

"And the man, my angel?" inquired Berthelini, passing the ribbon of his

guitar. "And the man, _m'amour_?"

"He is a man," she answered.

"You hear that?" said Leon to Stubbs. "It is not too late for you. Mark

the intonation. And now," he continued, "what are we to give them?"

"Are you going to sing?" asked Stubbs.

"I am a troubadour," replied Leon. "I claim a welcome by and for my art.

If I were a banker, could I do as much?"

"Well, you wouldn't need, you know," answered the undergraduate.

"Egad," said Leon, "but that's true. Elvira, that is true."

"Of course it is," she replied. "Did you not know it?"

"My dear," answered Leon impressively, "I know nothing but what is

agreeable. Even my knowledge of life is a work of art superiorly

composed. But what are we to give them? It should be something

appropriate."

Visions of "Let dogs delight" passed through the under-graduate's mind;

but it occurred to him that the poetry was English and that he did not

know the air. Hence he contributed no suggestion.

"Something about our houselessness," said Elvira.

"I have it," cried Leon. And he broke forth into a song of Pierre

Dupont's:--

"Savez-vous ou gite

Mai, ce joli mois?"

Elvira joined in; so did Stubbs, with a good ear and voice, but an

imperfect acquaintance with the music. Leon and the guitar were equal to

the situation. The actor dispensed his throat-notes with prodigality and

enthusiasm; and, as he looked up to heaven in his heroic way, tossing

the black ringlets, it seemed to him that the very stars contributed a

dumb applause to his efforts, and the universe lent him its silence for

a chorus. That is one of the best features of the heavenly bodies, that

they belong to everybody in particular; and a man like Leon, a chronic

Endymion who managed to get along without encouragement, is always the

world's centre for himself.

He alone--and it is to be noted, he was the worst singer of the

three--took the music seriously to heart, and judged the serenade from a

high artistic point of view. Elvira, on the other hand, was preoccupied

about their reception; and as for Stubbs, he considered the whole affair

in the light of a broad joke.

"Know you the lair of May, the lovely month?" went the three voices in

the turnip-field.

The inhabitants were plainly fluttered; the light moved to and fro,

strengthening in one window, paling in another; and then the door was

thrown open, and a man in a blouse appeared on the threshold carrying a

lamp. He was a powerful young fellow, with bewildered hair and beard,

wearing his neck open; his blouse was stained with oil-colours in a

harlequinesque disorder; and there was something rural in the droop and

bagginess of his belted trousers.

From immediately behind him, and indeed over his shoulder, a woman's

face looked out into the darkness; it was pale and a little weary,

although still young; it wore a dwindling, disappearing prettiness, soon

to be quite gone, and the expression was both gentle and sour, and

reminded one faintly of the taste of certain drugs. For all that, it was

not a face to dislike; when the prettiness had vanished, it seemed as if

a certain pale beauty might step in to take its place; and as both the

mildness and the asperity were characters of youth, it might be hoped

that, with years, both would merge into a constant, brave, and not

unkindly temper.

"What is all this?" cried the man.

CHAPTER VI

Leon had his hat in his hand at once. He came forward with his customary

grace; it was a moment which would have earned him a round of cheering

on the stage. Elvira and Stubbs advanced behind him, like a couple of

Admetus's sheep following the god Apollo.

"Sir," said Leon, "the hour is unpardonably late, and our little

serenade has the air of an impertinence. Believe me, sir, it is an

appeal. Monsieur is an artist, I perceive. We are here three artists

benighted and without shelter, one a woman--a delicate woman--in evening

dress--in an interesting situation. This will not fail to touch the

woman's heart of Madame, whom I perceive indistinctly behind Monsieur

her husband, and whose face speaks eloquently of a well-regulated mind.

Ah! Monsieur, Madame--one generous movement, and you make three people

happy! Two or three hours beside your fire--I ask it of Monsieur in the

name of Art--I ask it of Madame by the sanctity of womanhood."

The two, as by a tacit consent, drew back from the door.

"Come in," said the man.

"_Entrez_, Madame," said the woman.

The door opened directly upon the kitchen of the house, which was to all

appearance the only sitting-room. The furniture was both plain and

scanty; but there were one or two landscapes on the wall, handsomely

framed, as if they had already visited the committee-rooms of an

exhibition and been thence extruded. Leon walked up to the pictures and

represented the part of a connoisseur before each in turn, with his

usual dramatic insight and force. The master of the house, as if

irresistibly attracted, followed him from canvas to canvas with the

lamp. Elvira was led directly to the fire, where she proceeded to warm

herself, while Stubbs stood in the middle of the floor and followed the

proceedings of Leon with mild astonishment in his eyes.

"You should see them by daylight," said the artist.

"I promise myself that pleasure," said Leon. "You possess, sir, if you

will permit me an observation, the art of composition to a T."

"You are very good," returned the other. "But should you not draw nearer

to the fire?"

"With all my heart," said Leon.

And the whole party was soon gathered at the table over a hasty and not

an elegant cold supper, washed down with the least of small wines.

Nobody liked the meal, but nobody complained; they put a good face upon

it, one and all, and made a great clattering of knives and forks. To see

Leon eating a single cold sausage was to see a triumph; by the time he

had done he had got through as much pantomime as would have sufficed for

a baron of beef, and he had the relaxed expression of the over-eaten.

As Elvira had naturally taken a place by the side of Leon, and Stubbs as

naturally, although I believe unconsciously, by the side of Elvira, the

host and hostess were left together. Yet it was to be noted that they

never addressed a word to each other, nor so much as suffered their eyes

to meet. The interrupted skirmish still survived in ill-feeling; and the

instant the guests departed it would break forth again as bitterly as

ever. The talk wandered from this to that subject--for with one accord

the party had declared it was too late to go to bed; but those two never

relaxed towards each other; Goneril and Regan in a sisterly tiff were

not more bent on enmity.

It chanced that Elvira was so much tired by all the little excitements

of the night, that for once she laid aside her company manners, which

were both easy and correct, and in the most natural manner in the world

leaned her head on Leon's shoulder. At the same time, fatigue suggesting

tenderness, she locked the fingers of her right hand into those of her

husband's left; and, half-closing her eyes, dozed off into a golden

borderland between sleep and waking. But all the time she was not

unaware of what was passing, and saw the painter's wife studying her

with looks between contempt and envy.

It occurred to Leon that his constitution demanded the use of some

tobacco; and he undid his fingers from Elvira's in order to roll a

cigarette. It was gently done, and he took care that his indulgence

should in no other way disturb his wife's position. But it seemed to

catch the eye of the painter's wife with a special significancy. She

looked straight before her for an instant, and then, with a swift and

stealthy movement, took hold of her husband's hand below the table.

Alas! she might have spared herself the dexterity. For the poor fellow

was so overcome by this caress that he stopped with his mouth open in

the middle of a word, and by the expression of his face plainly declared

to all the company that his thoughts had been diverted into softer

channels.

If it had not been rather amiable, it would have been absurdly droll.

His wife at once withdrew her touch; but it was plain she had to exert

some force. Thereupon the young man coloured and looked for a moment

beautiful.

Leon and Elvira both observed the by-play, and a shock passed from one

to the other; for they were inveterate match-makers, especially between

those who were already married.

"I beg your pardon," said Leon suddenly. "I see no use in pretending.

Before we came in here we heard sounds indicating--if I may so express

myself--an imperfect harmony."

"Sir----" began the man.

But the woman was beforehand.

"It is quite true," she said. "I see no cause to be ashamed. If my

husband is mad I shall at least do my utmost to prevent the

consequences. Picture to yourself, Monsieur and Madame," she went on,

for she passed Stubbs over, "that this wretched person--a dauber, an

incompetent, not fit to be a sign-painter--receives this morning an

admirable offer from an uncle--an uncle of my own, my mother's brother,

and tenderly beloved--of a clerkship with nearly a hundred and fifty

pounds a year, and that he--picture to yourself!--he refuses it! Why?

For the sake of Art, he says. Look at his art, I say--look at it! Is it

fit to be seen? Ask him--is it fit to be sold? And it is for this,

Monsieur and Madame, that he condemns me to the most deplorable

existence, without luxuries, without comforts, in a vile suburb of a

country town. _O non!_" she cried, "_non--je ne me tairai pas--c'est

plus fort que moi!_ I take these gentlemen and this lady for judges--is

this kind? is it decent? is it manly? Do I not deserve better at his

hands after having married him and"--(a visible hitch)--"done everything

in the world to please him?"

I doubt if there ever were a more embarrassed company at a table; every

one looked like a fool; and the husband like the biggest.

"The art of Monsieur, however," said Elvira, breaking the silence, "is

not wanting in distinction."

"It has this distinction," said the wife, "that nobody will buy it."

"I should have supposed a clerkship----" began Stubbs.

"Art is Art," swept in Leon. "I salute Art. It is the beautiful, the

divine; it is the spirit of the world and the pride of life. But----"

And the actor paused.

"A clerkship----" began Stubbs.

"I'll tell you what it is," said the painter. "I am an artist, and as

this gentleman says, Art is this and the other; but of course, if my

wife is going to make my life a piece of perdition all day long, I

prefer to go and drown myself out of hand."

"Go!" said his wife. "I should like to see you!"

"I was going to say," resumed Stubbs, "that a fellow may be a clerk and

paint almost as much as he likes. I know a fellow in a bank who makes

capital water-colour sketches; he even sold one for seven-and-six."

To both the women this seemed a plank of safety; each hopefully

interrogated the countenance of her lord; even Elvira, an artist

herself!--but indeed there must be something permanently mercantile in

the female nature. The two men exchanged a glance; it was tragic; not

otherwise might two philosophers salute, as at the end of a laborious

life each recognised that he was still a mystery to his disciples.

Leon arose.

"Art is Art," he repeated sadly. "It is not water-colour sketches, nor

practising on a piano. It is a life to be lived."

"And in the meantime people starve!" observed the woman of the house.

"If that's a life, it is not one for me."

"I'll tell you what," burst forth Leon; "you, Madame, go into another

room and talk it over with my wife; and I'll stay here and talk it over

with your husband. It may come to nothing, but let's try."

"I am very willing," replied the young woman; and she proceeded to light

a candle. "This way, if you please." And she led Elvira upstairs into a

bedroom. "The fact is," said she, sitting down, "that my husband cannot

paint."

"No more can mine act," replied Elvira.

"I should have thought he could," returned the other; "he seems clever."

"He is so, and the best of men besides," said Elvira; "but he cannot

act."

"At least he is not a sheer humbug like mine; he can at least sing."

"You mistake Leon," returned his wife warmly. "He does not even pretend

to sing; he has too fine a taste; he does so for a living. And, believe

me, neither of the men are humbugs. They are people with a

mission--which they cannot carry out."

"Humbug or not," replied the other, "you came very near passing the

night in the fields; and, for my part, I live in terror of starvation. I

should think it was a man's mission to think twice about his wife. But

it appears not. Nothing is their mission but to play the fool. Oh!" she

broke out, "is it not something dreary to think of that man of mine? If

he could only do it, who would care? But no--not he--no more than I

can!"

"Have you any children?" asked Elvira.

"No; but then I may."

"Children change so much," said Elvira, with a sigh.

And just then from the room below there flew up a sudden snapping chord

on the guitar; one followed after another; then the voice of Leon joined

in; and there was an air being played and sung that stopped the speech

of the two women. The wife of the painter stood like a person

transfixed; Elvira, looking into her eyes, could see all manner of

beautiful memories and kind thoughts that were passing in and out of

her soul with every note; it was a piece of her youth that went before

her; a green French plain, the smell of apple-flowers, the far and

shining ringlets of a river, and the words and presence of love.

"Leon has hit the nail," thought Elvira to herself. "I wonder how."

The how was plain enough. Leon had asked the painter if there were no

air connected with courtship and pleasant times; and having learned what

he wished, and allowed an interval to pass, he had soared forth into

"O mon amante,

O mon desir,

Sachons cueillir

L'heure charmante!"

"Pardon me, Madame," said the painter's wife, "your husband sings

admirably well."

"He sings that with some feeling," replied Elvira critically, although

she was a little moved herself, for the song cut both ways in the upper

chamber; "but it is as an actor and not as a musician."

"Life is very sad," said the other; "it so wastes away under one's

fingers."

"I have not found it so," replied Elvira. "I think the good parts of it

last and grow greater every day."

"Frankly, how would you advise me?"

"Frankly, I would let my husband do what he wished. He is obviously a

very loving painter; you have not yet tried him as a clerk. And you

know--if it were only as the possible father of your children--it is as

well to keep him at his best."

"He is an excellent fellow," said the wife.

They kept it up till sunrise with music and all manner of

good-fellowship; and at sunrise, while the sky was still temperate and

clear, they separated on the threshold with a thousand excellent wishes

for each other's welfare. Castel-le-Gachis was beginning to send up its

smoke against the golden east; and the church bell was ringing six.

"My guitar is a familiar spirit," said Leon, as he and Elvira took the

nearest way towards the inn; "it resuscitated a Commissary, created an

English tourist, and reconciled a man and wife."

Stubbs, on his part, went off into the morning with reflections of his

own.

"They are all mad," thought he, "all mad--but wonderfully decent."

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