confederate breaks in and sets it on fire_. RENE _escapes. Curtain_.
YOUNG LADY. "Pa, why did you come here, if you intended to sleep all the
time, and never speak a word to me."
PA. "Because, my dear, I am troubled with inability to sleep. Morphine
won't help me, but WATTS PHILLIPS will. My physician tells me that he
always prescribes one of PHILLIPS'S plays in cases like mine."
COMIC PERSON. "Now here's another one. This will tickle you, for it's
first rate. You ought to read the "Drawer," and remember the anecdotes,
so that you can repeat them when you're in company. That's the way I get
up all the good things I say. O! this is the question I was going to ask
you. Said a man, 'Father and mother have I none, but this--'"
ACCOMPANYING FRIEND. (_With great precipitation_.) "Excuse me, but I see
a friend in a box whom I must speak to." (_Flies_.)
COMIC PERSON. "Never mind, I'll tell it to the usher the first time he
comes this way."