CHAPTER VI. WORDY WAR AT A DOLLAR A WORD

While the capable Mr. Skinner was preparing the reply to Matt Peasley's

cablegram, and dictating for Cappy Ricks' signature a letter to Noah

Kendall's widow, Cappy was busy at the telephone. First he retailed the

news to the Merchants' Exchange, to be bulletined on the blackboard and

read by Captain Noah's friends; next he called up the secretary of the

American Shipmasters' Association, of which the deceased had been a

member, and lastly he communicated the sad tidings to the water-front

reporters of all the daily papers. This detail attended to, Cappy's

active mind returned to more practical and profitable affairs, and he

took up Matt Peasley's cablegram. He was deep in a study of it when Mr.

Skinner entered with the letter to Mrs. Kendall.

“'Captain knifed, killed, Kru boy argument boat fare,'” Cappy read

aloud. “Skinner, my dear boy, what is the cable rate per word to Cape

Town?”

“Ninety-eight cents per word,” replied Mr. Skinner, who had just looked

it up.

“We will if you please, Skinner, confine ourselves to round numbers.

There is such a thing as being too exact. Call it a dollar. Figuring on

that basis, I see this garrulous mate has squandered five dollars of our

money to no purpose--yes, by jingo, more than that. He might have used

the code book! Hum-m-m! Ahem! Harump-h-h-h! Skinner, this fellow will

not do. He is too windy. Skinner, he tells the story in eight words, and

forgets to use his code book. Give me a skipper, Skinner, my boy, who

always has his owner's interest at heart and displays a commendable

discretion in limiting the depredations practiced by the cable company.

For instance, the man Peasley might have omitted the word knifed; also

the explanatory words, argument boat fare, and the word mate. Though

regretting Noah's demise most keenly, as business men we are not

cable-gramically interested in the means employed to accomplish his

removal. Neither do the causes leading up to the tragedy interest us.

The man Peasley should merely have said “Captain murdered.” Also, he

might have trusted to us to realize that when the captain dies the first

mate takes charge. He need not have identified himself--the infernal

chatter-box!”

Cappy read the next sentence. “Instruct consignees honor my drafts as

captain.”

“H'm! Harum-ph! He might have said 'please,' Skinner! Sounds devilishly

like an order, the way he puts it. Though he is temporarily in command

I challenge his right to handle our money until I know more about him.

Harum-ph! Reading between the lines, Skinner, I see he says: 'If you

send a skipper to Cape Town to bring the Retriever home while I'm on the

job, you're crazy.' Look over the vouchers in Cap'n Noah's last report

and let us ascertain how long this forceful mate has been in our

employ.”

Now, the ordinary form of receipt to which a seaman puts his signature

when signing clear bears upon its reverse side a series of blank spaces,

which the captain must fill in. These blanks provide for mention of

the date of signing on, date of discharge, station held on vessel

and remarks. On none of the vouchers of the Retriever's last voyage,

however, did the name of Matthew Peasley appear.

“Must have shipped in San Francisco just before the vessel sailed for

her loading port,” Cappy announced. “Send in a boy.”

One of Cappy's young men was summoned.

“Son,” said Cappy, “you run down, like a good boy, to the office of the

Deputy United States Shipping Commissioner and tell him Mr. Ricks

would like to see the duplicate copy of the crew list of the barkentine

Retriever.”

When an American vessel clears for a foreign port the law required

that her crew shall be signed on before a Deputy United States Shipping

Commissioner, who furnishes a certified copy of the crew list to the

captain and retains a duplicate for his own files.

The Blue Star youth returned presently with his duplicate list, on

consulting which, to his unspeakable amazement, Cappy Ricks discovered

that Matthew Peasley had shipped aboard the Retriever as an able seaman,

and that the first mate was one William Olson--which goes to prove that

in the heat of passion a skipper will often discharge a mate on the eve

of sailing for a foreign port and forget to tell the Deputy Shipping

Commissioner anything about it.

“Remarkable,” Cappy declared. “Ree-markable!”

“Dirty work here,” Mr. Skinner announced. “Captain dead and a common

A.B. cabling us for authority to draw drafts as captain, while posing as

first mate. Nigger in the woodpile somewhere, Mr. Ricks.”

“I'll smoke him out in five minutes, Skinner. Ring up the local

inspectors and inquire if, by any chance, they have ever issued a

captain's license to one Matthew Peasley.”

Skinner obeyed. After a brief wait he was informed that the said Peasley

had an unlimited license as first mate of sail, and was entitled to act

as second mate of steam vessels up to five hundred tons net register.

“Nothing doing!” Cappy piped. “Skinner, when a mate with an unlimited

license ships before the mast, THERE'S A REASON!”

“Drunkard!” Mr. Skinner suggested without an instant's hesitation.

“Eggs-actly, Skinner. Good seaman, I daresay, but worthless and

unreliable in an executive capacity, and I can't trust a ripping fine

barkentine like the Retriever with that kind of man. I suppose he feels

the hankering for a spree coming on right now. Skinner, if we gave the

man Peasley permission to draw drafts he'd paint Cape Town red. I feel

it in my bones.”

“So do I, sir.”

“What vessels have we in port at this moment, Skinner?”

“McBride is discharging the Nokomis at Oakland Long Wharf.”

“The ideal man.” Cappy smote his desk. “I've been wanting to promote Mac

into a larger vessel and pay him twenty-five dollars a month more for

the past two years. He's too good for a little hooker like the Nokomis,

and he's got a steady-going Norwegian mate that's been with him in the

Nokomis for three years. Time to take care of that mate. Skinner, I have

an idea. See that it is carried through. McBride's mate shall buy out

Mac's interest in the Nokomis. If he hasn't the money, tell him I'll

lend it to him, secured by the insurance, provided he and McBride can

come to terms. See that they do. Tell Mac he's to have the Retriever,

and I'll arrange to get Cap'n Noah's interest for him from the estate at

a fair figure. Give him expense money and his credentials and tell him

to start for Cape Town tomorrow night; and cable the man Peasley to

retain charge of the vessel at captain's pay until McBride arrives to

relieve him.”

Mr. Skinner retired to his office and got down his code book. The

general manager knew what he desired to say and hoped he might find

something in the code book to help him say it at cut rates, but

despairing after a diligent search he finally evolved and dispatched

this cablegram to Matt Peasley, addressing it to the cable address of

the Retriever.

San Francisco, Feb. 16th, 19--.

Rickstar,

Cape Town.

Peasley, your meager maritime experience renders prohibitive

compliance request. Retain charge master's pay pending arrival

successor.

Bluestar.

Having dispatched his message to Matt Peasley, Mr. Skinner, as he

thought, had dismissed Peasley from his thoughts forever. It would

appear, however, that in this particular the general manager was

counting Mother Carey s chickens before they were hatched. He little

suspected, in his desire to be fair, even at considerable expense, to

inform Matt Peasley just why the Blue Star Navigation Company couldn't

possibly hand over its fine barkentine to a stranger, that he had only

reopened the controversy; that his unfortunate reference to “meager

maritime experience” had flicked Matt Peasley on a raw spot and been

provocative of this reply, received the same day:

Cape Town, Feb. 16, 19--.

Bluestar,

San Francisco.

Skipper dying sea foreign port unwritten maritime law

stipulates mate succeeds. Yankee can sail anything afloat.

This my chance. Grant it or insure successor's life. Will

throw him overboard on arrival.

Peasley.

Mr. Skinner promptly carried this defi to Cappy Ricks.

“He's a sea-lawyer,” Cappy piped angrily. “The scoundrel! The

un-mi-ti-ga-ted--scoundrel! Cable him instantly, Skinner, that if he

spends another cent of our money in unnecessary cablegrams I'll fire

him.” He snapped his fingers. “Attend to it, Skinner, attend to it.”

Mr. Skinner attended to it, and the following morning he found this

reply on his desk when he came down to work:

Cape Town, Feb. 17, 19--.

Bluestar,

San Francisco.

Holler when you're hit. Paid for it myself. Am I to bring

Retriever home?

Peasley.

“I dare say the fellow did,” Mr. Skinner informed Cappy. “He has four

months' wages coming to him at sixty dollars a month--and if he didn't,

why, I'll instruct McBride to deduct the cable charges from his wages

when he pays him off.”

“I think your reference to his meager maritime experience annoyed him,

Skinner,” Cappy suggested thoughtfully. “It may be that he is a most

excellent sailor. At least, he spends his money like one.”

Cappy had no further comment to make, and the reply to this impudent

communication was accordingly left to Mr. Skinner, who cabled:

San Francisco, Feb. 17th, 19--.

Rickstar,

Cape Town.

No!

Bluestar.

“I think that will settle the upstart,” Mr. Skinner declared confidently

as he rang for a messenger boy.

It did not. Four hours later he received this:

Cape Town, Feb. 17, 19--.

Bluestar,

San Francisco.

Why?

Peasley.

Now it was a custom of Mr. Skinner's, when a subordinate laid claim

to an inalienable right which the general manager was not willing to

concede, to regard with very grave suspicion that subordinate's loyalty

to the company. If the subordinate protested Mr. Skinner would warn him,

kindly, quietly, but none the less forcefully; and if he persisted Mr.

Skinner would dispense with the services of that subordinate so fast the

offender, nine times out of ten, would be left standing in a sort of

fog and blinking at the suddenness with which the metaphorical can had,

metaphorically speaking, been tied to his caudal appendage. Every

large business office has its Skinner--a queer combination of decency,

honesty, brains and brutality, a worshiper at the shrine of Mammon

in the temple of the great god Business, a reactionary Republican,

treasurer of his church and eventually a total loss from diabetes,

brought on by lack of exercise and worry over trifles.

However, to return to our particular Mr. Skinner and Matt Peasley, the

rebellious. In all justice to Skinner it must be admitted that his first

impulse with reference to Matt Peasley was eminently fair. He really

desired to convey to this persistent person an intimation to the effect

that the latter was, colloquially speaking, monkeying with the buzz-saw

and in imminent danger of having his head lopped off; and he would have

given it, too, provided the delivery of the ultimatum should not

have cost the Blue Star Navigation Company ninety-eight cents a word,

including the address. Consequently, Skinner, always efficient and

realizing that McBride would doubtless be enabled to pick up another

mate in Cape Town, or in a pinch, could dispense with a first mate

altogether, made answer to Matt Peasley as follows:

San Francisco, Feb. 17th, 19--.

Rickstar,

Cape Town.

Peasley, you are hereby discharged. Turn over command second

mate, call consignees your wages immediately.

Bluestar.

Having dispatched this cablegram and ended it all, as it were, Mr.

Skinner next cast his cold gray glance adown the duplicate crew list

borrowed from the deputy shipping commissioner, and discovered that the

second mate shipped at San Francisco was one Christian Swenson.

“I do hope he's not a drinking man,” Skinner sighed. “The Retriever is

quite a responsibility to entrust to a man we have never seen or

heard of before, but the man Swenson can scarcely be as vicious and

insubordinate as this fellow Peasley, and under the circumstances we'll

have to run the risk.”

And having wotted the which, Mr. Skinner cabled Christian Swenson to

take charge of the Retriever, at master's wages, until the arrival of

his successor. Next he cabled The Harlow and Benton Company, Limited,

requesting them to pay off Matt Peasley and, if necessary, invoke the

authorities to remove him from the vessel.

“That fellow is a tough one to handle,” he remarked to Cappy Ricks, to

whom he showed all the cablegrams, “but I guess this will about cut off

his wind.”

“A sea lawyer is the curse of the Seven Seas!” Cappy declared waspishly.

He was very bitter against Matt Peasley, whom he now regarded as an ally

of the piratical cable company.

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