PICK-ME-UP PEPPER is a new irritating and explosive Stimulant.
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PICK-ME-UP PEPPER is the Universal Restorer.
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PICK-ME-UP PEPPER sends the sleeping baby instantly flying out of the
cradle.
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PICK-ME-UP PEPPER makes the invalid Grandfather suddenly mount to the
fifth storey by leaps and bounds.
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PICK-ME-UP PEPPER induces immediate influenza.
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PICK-ME-UP PEPPER turns head-ache into delirium.
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PICK-ME-UP PEPPER literally blows up the brain tissues.
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PICK-ME-UP PEPPER sets a whole household on the sneeze.
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PICK-ME-UP PEPPER establishes fever in the Infant School.
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PICK-ME-UP PEPPER paralyses the Hippopotamus.
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PICK-ME-UP PEPPER drives a Chief Justice off the Bench.
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PICK-ME-UP PEPPER irritates the Solicitor.
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PICK-ME-UP PEPPER maddens the dentist.
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PICK-ME-UP PEPPER sets the Archbishop dancing a break-down.
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PICK-ME-UP PEPPER hurries the Philosopher into a Lunatic Asylum.
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PICK-ME-UP PEPPER staggers the rising Politician.
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PICK-ME-UP PEPPER causes the resignation of the Prime Minister.
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PICK-ME-UP PEPPER makes a four-wheeler cab-horse win the Derby.
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PICK-ME-UP PEPPER is the sheet-anchor for Practical Jokers.
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PICK-ME-UP PEPPER may be safely relied on by Master TOMMY.
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PICK-ME-UP PEPPER, put in the baby's bottle, will divert the Nursery.
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PICK-ME-UP PEPPER, introduced into the Soup at a dinner-party, will
lead to a serious riot in the dining-room.
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PICK-ME-UP PEPPER, administered in a sandwich, will choke an Uncle.
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PICK-ME-UP PEPPER is the general disorganiser of every Household.
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PICK-ME-UP PEPPER.--A Pinch will thoroughly banish sleep for a whole
fortnight.
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PICK-ME-UP PEPPER.--"An Octogenarian Consumer" writes:--"I was in a
comatose condition for twenty years, when I came across your Pepper.
I had scarcely tried it ere I bounded up from my arm-chair, and have
danced a continual fandango ever since. I carry it loose in all my
pockets, and scatter it on all my friends whenever I meet them. This
has got me kicked out of all their houses in turn; but I do not in the
least mind. I'm as merry and as mad as a March hare--and your Pepper
has done it."
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PICK-ME-UP PEPPER.--The Proprietors beg to inform their Friends and
Patrons that they can supply this highly combustible and explosive
compound in felt safety cases, carefully packed at their bomb-proof
establishment in Barking Marshes, at the usual retail prices, viz.,
1s. 1-1/2d., 2s. 9d., 11s., 21s., and 31s. 6d., &c, &c.
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