"20 Dozens Bottles Excellent Old Tawny Port, sold without
reserve by the Port of London Authority to pay for charges, the
owner having been lost sight of, and bottled by us last year."
We hope that, after this callous confession, Scotland Yard will now take
action.
***
Musical Candour.
"The singing of the Bradshaw choirs broke up a happy
evening."--_Local Paper._
***
We understand that the famous Presidential biography, _From Log-Cabin to
White House_, is to be followed by another, entitled, _From White House
to Semi-attached Villa_.
***
"'Reflection,' a picture of an elderly gentleman lost in thought
after a lonely dinner, not only suggests a story, but how
effective Mr. Jack is with interiors."
_Cork Constitution._
In this picture, however, the gentleman's interior is wisely left to the
imagination.
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