CHAPTER V.

PIPEOLOGY.

“It was his constant companion and solace. Was he gay, he smoked—was

he sad, he smoked—his pipe was never out of his mouth—it was a part of

his physiognomy; without it his best friends would not know him. Take

away his pipe—you might as well take away his nose.”——KNICKERBOCKER’S

_New York_.

Semele, in a death by fire, became a martyr to love. Thus Virginia

suffers herself to be burnt for the good of the world. From the ashes

of the old Phœnix the young Phœnix was born. From the smoke of the

Havana spring new visions, and eloquent delights. As the altars of the

gods received honour from men, and the censers from whence ascended the

burning incense were sacred to the deities, wherefore should not the

pipe receive honour, as well as the man who uses it, or the odorous

weed consumed within it. An enthusiast writes of it thus—“Philosophers

have drawn their best similes from their pipes. How could they have

done so, had their pipes first been drawn from them? We see the smoke

go upwards—we think of life; we see the smoke-wreath fade away—we

remember the morning cloud. Our pipe breaks—we mourn the fragility of

earthly pleasures. We smoke it to an end, and tapping out the ashes,

remember that ‘Dust we are, and unto dust we shall return.’ If we are

in love, we garnish a whole sonnet with images drawn from smoking, and

first fill our pipe, and then tune it. That spark kindles like her eye,

is ruddy as her lip; this slender clay, as white as her hand, and slim

as her waist; till her raven hair grows grey as these ashes, I will

love her. This perfume is not sweeter than her breath, though sweeter

than all else. The odour ascends me into the brain, fills it full of

all fiery delectable shapes, which delivered over to the tongue, which

is the birth become delectable wit.”

The instruments by which the “universal weed” is consumed, are almost

as variable in form and material as the nations indulging in their use.

The pipe of Holland is of porcelain, and that of our own island of

unglazed clay. These latter are made in large quantities, both at home

and abroad.[10] One factory at St. Omer employs 450 work-people, and

produces annually 100,000 gross, or nearly fifteen millions of pipes;

and another factory at the same place employs 850 work-people, and

produces 200,000 gross, or nearly thirty millions of pipes, consuming

nearly eight thousand tons of clay in their manufacture. The quantity

of pipes used annually in London is estimated at 364,000 gross, or

52,416,000 pipes; it requires 300 men, each man making 20 gross four

dozen per week, for one year, to make them; the cost of which is

£40,950. The average length of these pipes is twelve and a half inches;

and if laid down in a horizontal position, end to end together, they

would reach to the extent of 10,340 miles, 1,600 yards; if they were

piled one above another perpendicularly, they would reach 135,138 times

as high as St. Pauls; they would weigh 1,137 tons, 10 cwts., and it

would require 104 tons, 9 cwts., 32 lbs. of tobacco to fill them. In

1857 we imported clay pipes to the value of £7,614, which cannot be

short of 121,000 gross, or seventeen and a half millions. But even

with us, pipes were not always of clay. The earliest pipes used in

Britain are stated to have been made from a walnut-shell and a straw.

Dr. Royle describes a very primitive kind of clay pipe used by some of

the natives of India—it is presumed only in cases of necessity. “The

amateur makes two holes, one longer than the other, with a piece of

stick in a clay soil, inclining the stick so that they may meet; into

the shorter hole he places the tobacco, and applies his mouth to the

other, and thus, as he lies upon the ground, luxuriates in the fumes of

the narcotic herb.”

Turkish pipe-bowls, or Lules, are composed of the red clay of Nish,

mixed with the white earth of the Roustchouck. They are very graceful

in form, and are in some cases ornamented with gilding. The “regular

Turk” prefers a fresh bowl daily; therefore the plain ones are resorted

to on the score of economy. In Turkey and some other parts of the

Orient, it is not unusual to compute distances, or rather the duration

of a journey, by the numbers of pipes which might be smoked in the time

necessary to accomplish it.

The pipe of the German is, almost universally, the Meerschaum, that

pipe of fame so coveted by the Northern smoker. These articles are

composed of a kind of magnesian earth, known to the Tartars of the

Crimea as _keff-til_. Pallas erroneously supposed that this kind of

earth was so denominated from Caffa, and therefore the name signified

“Caffa earth.” From “Meninski’s Oriental Dictionary” it would appear to

be a derivation of two Turkish words which signify “foam” or “froth”

of the “earth.” The French name, _écume de mer_, or “scum of the sea,”

and the Germans’ “sea foam,” have doubtless an intimate relationship

with this same “keff til” of the Crimean Tartars.

Meerschaum earth is met with in various localities in Spain, Greece,

Crimea, and Moravia. The greatest quantity is derived from Asia Minor,

it being dug principally in the peninsula of Natolia, near the town of

Coniah. Before the capture of the Crimea, this earth is stated to have

formed a considerable article of commerce with Constantinople, where it

was used in the public baths to cleanse the hair of women. The first

rude shape was formerly given to the pipe-bowls on the spot where the

mineral was dug, by pressure in a mould; and these rude bowls were

more elegantly carved and finished at Pesth and Vienna. At the present

time, the greater part of the meerschaum is exported in the shape of

irregular blocks; these undergo a careful manipulation, after having

been soaked in a preparation of wax and oil. After being finished, and

sold at the German fairs, some of them have acquired such an exquisite

tint through smoking, in the estimation of connoisseurs, that they have

realized from £40 to £50.

Attempts have not been wanting to imitate this material, hitherto not

very successfully. The large quantity of parings that are left in

trimming up the bowls, has been rendered available for the manufacture

of what are called “massa bowls,” but they do not enjoy the reputation

of the genuine meerschaum bowls.

There is yet another mineral production, the use of which Turkish

smokers, at any rate, know how to appreciate. This is amber. The Turk

will expend an almost fabulous sum in an amber mouth-piece for his

_narghileh_. Four valuable articles of this description were exhibited

in the Turkish department of the Exhibition of 1851, which were

worth together £1000, two of them being valued at £305 each. There is

a current belief in Turkey that amber is incapable of transmitting

infection; and as it is considered a great mark of politeness to offer

the pipe to a stranger, this presumed property of amber accounts in

some measure for the estimation in which it is held.

The knowledge of amber extends backwards to a remote antiquity, as the

Phœnicians of old fetched it from Prussia. Since that period it has

been obtained there uninterruptedly, without any diminution in the

quantity annually collected. The greatest amount of amber is found

on the coast of Prussia proper, between Konigsberg and Dantzic. From

the amber-beds on the coast of Dirschkeim, extending under the sea, a

storm threw up, on the 1st of January, 1848, no less than 800 pounds.

The amber fishery of Prussia formerly produced to the king about

25,000 crowns per month. After a storm, the amber coasts are crowded

with gatherers, large masses of amber being occasionally cast up by

the waves. In digging for a well in the coal-mines near Prague, the

workmen lately discovered, between the bed of gritstone which forms the

roof of that mine and the first layer of coals, a bed of yellow amber,

apparently of great extent. Pieces weighing from two to three pounds

have been extracted. There are two kinds—the terrestrial, which is dug

in mines, and the marine, which is cast ashore during autumnal storms.

Opinions vary as to the origin of amber. Tacitus and others have

considered it a fossil resin exhaled by certain coniferous trees,

traces of which are frequently observed among the amber, whilst other

theorists contend that it is a species of wax or fat, having undergone

a slow process of putrefaction; this latter view being based upon the

fact that chemists are able to convert fatty or cerous substances into

succinic acid by artificial oxidation. One thing is, however, certain,

that amber, at some period of its history, must have existed in a state

of fluidity, since numerous insects, especially of the spider kind,

are found imbedded in it; and a specimen has been shown enclosing the

leg of a toad. Toads are in the habit of living for centuries, we

are informed, cooped up in stone and rock; but we are not aware that

hitherto any of these extraordinary reptiles have been found buried

alive in a mass of amber. Masses of amber have been found weighing from

4 lbs. to 6 lbs.—more than large enough to contain a toad or two of

ordinary dimensions.

For a knowledge of the pipes of modern Egypt, we must resort for

information to Mr. Lane, from whom we gather the following notes.

The pipe (which is called by many names, as “shibuk,” “ood,” &c.) is

generally between four and five feet long. Some pipes are shorter, and

some of greater length. The most common kind used in Egypt is made of

a kind of wood called “garmashak.” The greater part of the stick is

covered with silk, which is confined at each extremity by gold thread,

often intertwined with coloured silks, or by a tube of gilt silver;

and at the lower extremity of the covering is a tassel of silk. The

covering was originally designed to be moistened with water, in order

to cool the pipe, and consequently the smoke, by evaporation; but this

is only done when the pipe is old, or not handsome. Cherrystick pipes,

which are never covered, are used by some persons, particularly in the

winter. In summer, the smoke is not so cool from the cherrystick pipe

as from the kind before mentioned. The bowl is of baked earth, coloured

red or brown. The mouth-piece is composed of two or more pieces of

opaque, light-coloured amber, interjoined by ornaments of enamelled

gold, agate, jasper, carnelion, or some other precious substance. This

is the most costly part of the pipe. Those in ordinary use by persons

of the middle classes cost from £1 to £3 sterling. A wooden tube passes

through it; this is often changed, as it becomes foul from the oil of

the tobacco. The pipe also requires to be cleaned very often, which

is done with tow, by means of a long wire. Many poor men in Cairo

gain a livelihood by cleaning pipes. Some of the Egyptians use the

Persian pipe, in which the smoke passes through water. The pipe of this

kind most commonly used by persons of the higher classes is called

“nargeeleh,” because the vessel that contains the water is the shell

of a cocoa-nut, of which “nargeeleh” is an Arabic name. Another kind

which has a glass vase, is called “sheesheh,” from the Persian word

signifying “glass.” Each has a very long, flexible tube.

A kind of pipe commonly called “gozeh,” which is similar to the

nargeeleh, excepting that it has a short cane tube, instead of the

snake, and no stand. This is used by men of the lowest class for

smoking both the “tumbak” or Persian tobacco, and the narcotic hemp.

The Zoolus of Southern Africa have a kind of pipe or smoking horn

called “Egoodu,” which is constructed on a similar principle to the

Persian pipe. The herb is placed at the end of a reed introduced into

the side of an oxhorn, which is filled with water, and the mouth

applied to the upper or wide part of the horn, the smoke passing down

the reed and through the water.

The Delagoans of Eastern Africa smoke the “hubble-bubble,” a similar

instrument, having the upper part of the horn closed, excepting a

small orifice in the centre of the covering through which the smoke is

inhaled.

The Kaffirs form pipe bowls from a black, and also from a green stone;

they are in shape similar to the Dutch pipes, and without ornament. The

negroes of Western Africa have pipes of a reddish earth, some of them

of very uncouth and singular forms, others close imitations of European

pipe bowls. One kind of pipe consists of two bowls placed side by side

upon a single stem. Old Indian pipes have been found in America, also

fashioned out of green stone.

The natives of the South-West coast of Africa, near Elizabeth’s Bay,

use pipes in the shape of a cigar tube formed of a mottled green or

white mineral of the magnesian family, externally carved or roughly

ornamented.

Sailors, when on a voyage, are often in difficulties for the want

of pipes. Under such circumstances, numerous contrivances have at

different times been resorted to to remedy the defect; such as pipes

cast out of old lead, or cut out of wood. The sailors belonging to

H.M.S. _Samarang_ having lost their pipes in the Sarawak river, set to,

and in a very little while, manufactured excellent pipes from different

sized internodes of the bamboos that grew around them. In India, simple

pipes are used composed of two pieces of bamboo, one for the bowl cut

close to a knot, and a smaller one for the tube.

The aborigines of British Guiana use a pipe, or rather a tube, called a

“Winna.” It resembles a cheroot in outward appearance, but is hollow,

so as to contain the tobacco. It is said to be made from the rind of

the fruit of the manicot palm, growing on the river Berbice. Forasmuch

as it pleaseth us to borrow fashions from nations barbarous as well as

civilized, a form of tube much resembling the “Winna,” has been made

and sold in the tobacconist shops of the metropolis of old England.

Among the Bashee group, and particularly on the island of Ibayat,

the natives form very elegant and commodious pipes from different

species of shells, the columella and septa of the convolutions being

broken down, and a short ebony stem inserted into a hole at the apex

of the spire. These are more generally formed of the shells known as

the Bishop’s mitre (_Mitra episcopalis_) and the Pope’s mitre (_Mitra

papalis_). Species of _Terebra_ and _Turbo_ are also converted into

pipes.

In China, where M. Rondot calculates that there are not less than 100

millions, and Abbé Huc 300 millions of smokers, pipes are made in

immense numbers. Of these there are three kinds, the water pipe, the

straight pipe, and the opium pipe. Chinese pipes, and indeed those of

all the Indo-Chinese races, including the Tartars, Chinese, Koreans,

and Japanese, are provided with a small metallic bowl, and usually a

long bamboo stem; for with persons who are in the habit of smoking,

at short intervals, all day long, a large bowl would be inadmissible.

By inhaling but a pinch of tobacco on one occasion, they extend the

influence of a larger pipe over a greater space of time. In such cases

they suffer no inconvenience from the nature of the material of which

the bowl is composed. Nations that smoke larger pipes adopt some other

substance, as metal would become too hot; hence we have pipes of

“Samian ware” in Turkey, “Meerschaum” in Germany, and “Clay” in England

and other places. My “Uncle Toby” would have burnt his fingers with a

Chinese pipe of nickel silver many a time and often; and it would have

required a large amount of logic to have induced Doctor Riccabocca to

have exchanged his companion (his pipe, not his umbrella) for a bowl of

Japanese manufacture.

Isaac Browne thought, a century ago, that there was something in a

pipe worth writing about, or he had never given us the following

“ODE TO A TOBACCO PIPE.

“Little tube of mighty power,

Charmer of an idle hour,

Object of my warm desire,

Lip of wax, and eye of fire;

And thy snowy taper waist,

With thy finger gently braced;

And thy pretty swelling crest,

With thy little stopper prest;

And the sweetest bliss of blisses

Breathing from thy balmy kisses.

Happy thrice, and thrice again,

Happiest he of happy men;

Who, when again the night returns,

When again the taper burns,

When again the cricket’s gay

(Little cricket full of play),

Can afford his tube to feed

With the fragrant Indian weed;

Pleasure for a nose divine,

Incense of the god of wine.

Happy thrice, and thrice again,

Happiest he of happy men.”

In Virginia’s native country, the pipe sticks closer to a man than his

boots. An American is no more furnished without his pipe or cigar, than

a house is furnished without a looking glass. To the native Indian,

it supplies an important place; it becomes his treaty of peace—his

challenge of war. It is the instrument of a solemn ratification, and

the subject of more than one semi-sacred legend, which has woven about

the heart of the Red-man.

“At the Red-pipe Stone Quarry,” say they, “happened the mysterious

birth of the red-pipe, which has blown its fumes of peace or war to the

remotest corners of the Continent, which has visited every warrior,

and passed through its reddened stem, the irrevocable oath of war and

desolation. And here, also, the peace breathing calumet was born, and

fringed with the eagle’s quills, which has shed its thrilling fumes

over the land, and soothed the fury of the relentless savage. The

Great Spirit, at an ancient period, here called together the Indian

warriors, and standing on the precipice of the red-pipe stone rock,

broke from its wall a piece, and made a huge pipe, by turning it in his

hand, which he smoked over them, and to the north, the south, the east,

and the west; and told them that this stone was red—that it was their

flesh—that they must use it for their pipes of peace, that it belonged

to them all, and that the war club, and the scalping knife must not

be raised on its ground. At the last whiff of his pipe, his head went

into a great cloud, and the whole surface of the rock, for several

miles, was melted and glazed. Two great ovens were opened beneath, and

two women, guardian spirits of the place, entered them in a blaze of

fire, and they are heard there yet, answering to the invocations of the

priests or medicine men, who consult them when they are visitors to

this sacred place.”[11]

“From the red stone of the quarry

With his hand he broke a fragment,

Moulded it into a pipe head,

Shaped and fashioned it with figures.

From the margin of the river

Took a long reed for a pipe stem,

With its dark green leaves upon it;

Filled the pipe with bark of willow;

With the bark of the red willow;

Breathed upon the neighbouring forest,

Made its great boughs chafe together,

Till in flame they burst, and kindled;

And erect upon the mountains,

Gitche Manito, the mighty,

Smoked the calumet, the Peace Pipe,

As a signal to the nations,” &c.

The tribes of the Missouri make their pipes of a kind of stone called

Catlinite, from the red pipe stone quarries upon the head waters of

that river, the colour of which is brick red. These stones, when first

taken out of the quarry are soft, and easily worked with a knife, but

on exposure to the air become hard and take a good polish. The pipes of

the Rocky Mountain Indians are some of them wrought with much labour

and ingenuity of an argillaceous stone of a very fine texture, found at

the north of Queen Charlotte’s Island. This stone is of a blue black

colour, and in character similar to the red earth of the Missouri

quarry.

The Calumet or “pipe of peace” of the Sioux Indians is thus described

by Irving. “The bowl was of a species of red stone resembling porphyry,

the stem was six feet in length, decorated with tufts of horse hair

dyed red. The pipe bearer stepped within the circle, lighted the pipe,

held it towards the sun, then towards the different points of the

compass, after which he handed it to the principal chief. The latter

smoked a few whiffs, then, holding the head of the pipe in his hand,

offered the other end to their visitor, and to each one successively in

the circle. When all had smoked, it was considered that an assurance

of good faith and amity had been interchanged.” The use of the Uspogan

or Calumet among the Eythinyuwak, appears not to have been an original

practice of the Tinne, but was introduced with tobacco by Europeans;

while among the Chippeways, the plant has been grown from the most

ancient times.

Among the most uncultivated and uncivilized of nations, the pipe is

an object upon which is exercised all their ingenuity, and in the

decoration of which is concentrated all their taste. One might almost

classify the races of the world by means of a good collection of

their pipes, and not stray very far from the order resulting from more

scientific processes.

In the East, there is existing an almost incessant habit of smoking;

and the pipe is the prelude of all official acts, of all conversations,

and of all social relations. The Oriental seizes his pipe in the

morning, and scarcely relinquishes it till he goes to bed. Here there

is generally a special functionary—the pipe-bearer—as an appendage

to all officials. When the Sultan goes abroad, his pipe-bearer is

with him. In families of respectability, the care of the pipes is the

exclusive attribute of one or more servants, who occupy the highest

grade of the domestic establishment; and thus dignity is given to the

pipe, even in a country where less dignity is allowed to the fairer

portion of the community than in more highly cultivated countries.

In the Museum of the Botanic Gardens at Kew, are pipes and stems carved

out of boxwood, as used in Sweden; also pipe-bowls of pine and other

woods made by the native Indians near Sitka in North-West America, and

brought home from a late expedition. The latter are rude, but quite

equal in elegance to many which adorn the windows of fancy tobacconists

and cigar divans in this metropolis of the civilized world.

From a schism in tobacco-pipes, Knickerbocker dates the rise of parties

in the Niew Nederlandts. “The rich and self-important burghers, who

had made their fortunes, and could afford to be lazy, adhered to

the ancient fashion, and formed a kind of aristocracy, known as the

_Long-pipes_; while the lower order, adopting the reform of William

Kieft, as more convenient in their handicraft employments, were branded

with the plebeian name of _Short-pipes_.” Who may be considered as

the founder of the English Short-pipe school, is more difficult to

determine; it is nevertheless, of late years, a very popular one, and

considerably outnumbers the aristocracy of Long-pipes. The variety of

these instruments is almost infinite. There are all kinds of short

clays, cutties, St. Omer, Gambier, meerschaum washed, coloured clay,

and fancy clay of all shapes, grotesque, uncouth, stupid, and in some

instances graceful. Pipes also of wood, of black ebony, green ebony,

brier-root—whatever that may be—cherry-root, tulip-wood, rosewood, &c.

Glass pipes, with reservoirs and without, smokers’ friends, and, if we

may judge from their size, tobacconists’ friends; meerschaum bowls,

massa bowls, porcelain bowls, clay bowls, of uncouth and monstrous

heads, with eyes of glass and enamelled teeth, together with short

stems and mounts for broken clays. Add to these, one knows not how

many kinds of tobacco-pots, from a smiling damsel in all the glories

of crinoline, to the dissevered head of Poor Dog Tray. The windows

of retail tobacconists now-a-days more resemble a toy-shop, or a

fancy stall from an arcade or bazaar, than the sober-looking windows

of a retailer half a century ago. Mr. Frank Fowler informs us that

the same tastes have migrated to Australia. “The cutty is of all

shapes, sizes, and shades. Some are negro heads, set with rows of very

white teeth; some are mermaids, showing their more presentable halves

up the front of the bowls, and stowing away their weedy extremities

under the stems. Some are Turkish caps, some are Russian skulls,

some are houris, some are Empresses of the French, some are Margaret

Catchpoles, some are as small as my lady’s thimble, others as large as

an old Chelsea tea-cup. Everybody has one, from the little pinafore

schoolboy, who has renounced his hardbake for his Hardham’s, to the old

veteran who came out with the second batch of convicts, and remembers

George Barrington’s prologue. Clergymen get up their sermons over the

pipe; members of parliament walk the verandah of the Sydney House of

Legislature, with the black bowl gleaming between their teeth. One of

the metropolitan representatives was seriously ill just before I left,

from having smoked forty pipes of Latakia at one sitting. A cutty

bowl, like a Creole’s eye, is most prized when blackest. Some smokers

wrap the bowls reverently in leather during the process of colouring;

others buy them ready stained, and get (I suppose) the reputation of

accomplished whiffers at once. Every young swell glories in his cabinet

of dirty clay pipes. A friend of mine used to call a box of the little

black things his ‘_Stowe_ collection.’ Tobacco, I should add here, is

seldom sold in a cut form; each man carries a cake about with him, like

a card-case; each boy has his stick of Cavendish, like so much candy.

The cigars usually smoked are Manillas, which are as cheap and good

as can be met with in any part of the world. Lola Montez, during her

Australian tour, spoke well of them. What stronger puff could they have

than hers?”

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