THE AFFECTED OR FORMAL

Is a piece of clockwork, that moves only as it is wound up and set, and

not like a voluntary agent. He is a mathematical body, nothing but

_punctum, linea, et superficies_, and perfectly abstract from matter. He

walks as stiffly and uprightly as a dog that is taught to go on his

hinder legs, and carries his hands as the other does his fore-feet. He is

very ceremonious and full of respect to himself, for no man uses those

formalities that does not expect the same from others. All his actions

and words are set down in so exact a method that an indifferent

accountant may cast him up to a halfpenny-farthing. He does everything

by rule, as if it were in a course of Lessius's diet, and did not eat,

but take a dose of meat and drink; and not walk, but proceed; not go,

but march. He draws up himself with admirable conduct in a very regular

and well-ordered body. All his business and affairs are junctures and

transactions, and when he speaks with a man he gives him audience. He

does not carry but marshal himself, and no one member of his body

politic takes place of another without due right of precedence. He does

all things by rules of proportion, and never gives himself the freedom

to manage his gloves or his watch in an irregular and arbitrary way, but

is always ready to render an account of his demeanour to the most strict

and severe disquisition. He sets his face as if it were cast in plaster,

and never admits of any commotion in his countenance, nor so much as the

innovation of a smile without serious and mature deliberation, but

preserves his looks in a judicial way, according as they have always

been established.

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