A SCOLD

Is a much more heard of, than least desired to be seen or known,

she-kind of serpent; the venomed sting of whose poisonous tongue, worse

than the biting of a scorpion, proves more infectious far than can be

cured. She's of all other creatures most untameablest, and covets more

the last word in scolding than doth a combater the last stroke for

victory. She loudest lifts it standing at her door, bidding, with

exclamation, flat defiance to any one says black's her eye. She dares

appear before any justice, nor is least daunted with the sight of

constable, nor at worst threatenings of a cucking-stool. There's nothing

mads or moves her more to outrage than but the very naming of a wisp, or

if you sing or whistle when she is scolding. If any in the interim

chance to come within her reach, twenty to one she scratcheth him by the

face; or do but offer to hold her hands, she'll presently begin to cry

out murder. There's nothing pacifies her but a cup of sack, which taking

in full measure of digestion, she presently forgets all wrongs that's

done her, and thereupon falls straight a-weeping. Do but entreat her

with fair words, or flatter her, she then confesseth all her

imperfections, and lays the guilt upon her maid. Her manner is to talk

much in her sleep, what wrongs she hath endured of that rogue her

husband, whose hap may be in time to die a martyr; and so I leave them.

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