AN UNTRAINED SOLDIER.

An untrained soldier is like a young hound, that when he first falls to

hunt, he knows not how to lay his nose to the earth; who, having his

name but in a book, and marched twice about a market-place, when he

comes to a piece of service knows not how to bestow himself. He marches

as if he were at plough, carries his pike like a pike-staff, and his

sword before him for fear of losing from his side. If he be a shot, he

will be rather ready to say a grace over his piece, and so to discharge

his hands of it, than to learn how to discharge it with a grace. He puts

on his armour over his ears, like a waistcoat, and wears his morion like

a nightcap. When he is quartered in the field, he looks for his bed, and

when he sees his provant, he is ready to cry for his victuals; and ere

he know well where he is, wish heartily he were at home again, with his

head hanging down as if his heart were in his hose. He will sleep till a

drum or a deadly bullet awake him; and so carry himself in all companies

that, till martial discipline have seasoned his understanding, he is

like a cipher among figures, an owl among birds, a wise man among fools,

and a shadow among men.

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