A PROFANE MAN

Is one that denies God as far as the law gives him leave; that is, only

does not say so in downright terms, for so far he may go. A man that

does the greatest sins calmly, and as the ordinary actions of life, and

as calmly discourses of it again. He will tell you his business is to

break such a commandment, and the breaking of the commandment shall

tempt him to it. His words are but so many vomitings cast up to the

loathsomeness of the hearers, only those of his company[91] loath it

not. He will take upon him with oaths to pelt some tenderer man out of

his company, and makes good sport at his conquest over the puritan fool.

The Scripture supplies him for jests, and he reads it on purpose to be

thus merry: he will prove you his sin out of the Bible, and then ask if

you will not take that authority. He never sees the church but of

purpose to sleep in it, or when some silly man preaches, with whom he

means to make sport, and is most jocund in the church. One that

nick-names clergymen with all the terms of reproach, as "_rat,

black-coat_" and the like; which he will be sure to keep up, and never

calls them by other: that sings psalms when he is drunk, and cries "_God

mercy_" in mockery, for he must do it. He is one seems to dare God in

all his actions, but indeed would out-dare the opinion of Him, which

would else turn him desperate; for atheism is the refuge of such

sinners, whose repentance would be only to hang themselves.

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