A SERVING MAN

Is one of the makings up of a gentleman as well as his clothes, and

somewhat in the same nature, for he is cast behind his master as

fashionably as his sword and cloak are, and he is but _in querpo_[79]

without him. His properness[80] qualifies him, and of that a good leg;

for his head he has little use but to keep it bare. A good dull wit best

suits with him to comprehend commonsense and a trencher; for any greater

store of brain it makes him but tumultuous, and seldom thrives with him.

He follows his master's steps, as well in conditions as the street: if

he wench or drink, he comes him in an under kind, and thinks it a part

of his duty to be like him. He is indeed wholly his master's; of his

faction,--of his cut,--of his pleasures:--he is handsome for his credit,

and drunk for his credit, and if he have power in the cellar, commands

the parish. He is one that keeps the best company, and is none of it;

for he knows all the gentlemen his master knows, and picks from thence

some hawking and horse-race terms,[81] which he swaggers with in the

ale-house, where he is only called master. His mirth is evil jests with

the wenches, and, behind the door, evil earnest. The best work he does

is his marrying, for it makes an honest woman, and if he follows in it

his master's direction, it is commonly the best service he does him.

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