A SERGEANT, OR CATCH-POLE

Is one of God's judgments; and which our roarers do only conceive

terrible. He is the properest shape wherein they fancy Satan; for he is

at most but an arrester, and hell a dungeon. He is the creditors' hawk,

wherewith they seize upon flying birds, and fetch them again in his

talons. He is the period of young gentlemen, or their full stop, for

when he meets with them they can go no farther. His ambush is a

shop-stall, or close lane, and his assault is cowardly at your back. He

respites you in no place but a tavern, where he sells his minutes dearer

than a clockmaker. The common way to run from him is through him, which

is often attempted and atchieved, [[75]_and no man is more beaten out of

charity._] He is one makes the street more dangerous than the highways,

and men go better provided in their walks than their journey. He is the

first handsel of the young rapiers of the templers; and they are as

proud of his repulse as an Hungarian of killing a Turk. He is a moveable

prison, and his hands two manacles hard to be filed off. He is an

occasioner of disloyal thoughts in the commonwealth, for he makes men

hate the king's name worse than the devil's.

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