HIS YEOMAN

Is the hanger that a sergeant wears by his side; it is a false die of

the same ball but not the same cut, for it runs somewhat higher and does

more mischief. It is a tumbler to drive in the conies. He is yet but a

bungler, and knows not how to cut up a man without tearing, but by a

pattern. One term fleshes him, or a Fleet Street breakfast. The devil is

but his father-in-law, and yet for the love he bears him will leave him

as much as if he were his own child. And for that cause (instead of

prayers) he does every morning at the Counter-gate ask him blessing, and

thrives the better in his actions all the day after. This is the hook

that hangs under water to choke the fish, and his sergeant is the quill

above water, which pops down so soon as ever the bait is swallowed. It

is indeed an otter, and the more terrible destroyer of the two. This

counter-rat hath a tail as long as his fellows, but his teeth are more

sharp and he more hungry, because he does but snap, and hath not his

full half-share of the booty. The eye of this wolf is as quick in his

head as a cutpurse's in a throng, and as nimble is he at his business as

an hangman at an execution. His office is as the dogs do worry the sheep

first, or drive him to the shambles; the butcher that cuts his throat

steps out afterwards, and that's his sergeant. His living lies within

the city, but his conscience lies bed-rid in one of the holes of a

counter. This eel is bred too out of the mud of a bankrupt, and dies

commonly with his guts ripped up, or else a sudden stab sends him of his

last errand. He will very greedily take a cut with a sword, and suck

more silver out of the wound than his surgeon shall. His beginning is

detestable, his courses desperate, and his end damnable.

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