A TINKER

Is a movable, for he hath no abiding-place; by his motion he gathers

heat, thence his choleric nature. He seems to be very devout, for his

life is a continual pilgrimage, and sometimes in humility goes barefoot,

thereon making necessity a virtue. His house is as ancient as Tubal

Cain's, and so is a renegade by antiquity: yet he proves himself a

gallant, for he carries all his wealth upon his back; or a philosopher,

for he bears all his substance about him. From his art was music first

invented, and therefore he is always furnished with a song, to which his

hammer keeping tune, proves that he was the first founder for the

kettledrum. Note, that where the best ale is, there stands his music

most upon crochets. The companion of his travels is some foul sun-burnt

quean, that, since the terrible statute, recanted gipseyism and is

turned pedlaress. So marches he all over England with his bag and

baggage. His conversation is unreprovable, for he is ever mending. He

observes truly the statutes, and therefore he can rather steal than beg,

in which he is unremovably constant in spite of whip or imprisonment;

and so a strong enemy to idleness, that in mending one hole he had

rather make three than want work, and when he hath done, he throws the

wallet of his faults behind him. He embraceth naturally ancient custom,

conversing in open fields and lowly cottages. If he visit cities or

towns, 'tis but to deal upon the imperfections of our weaker vessels.

His tongue is very voluble, which with canting proves him a linguist. He

is entertained in every place, but enters no further than the door, to

avoid suspicion. Some will take him to be a coward, but believe it, he

is a lad of metal; his valour is commonly three or four yards long,

fastened to a pike in the end for flying off. He is provident, for he

will fight but with one at once, and then also he had rather submit than

be counted obstinate. To conclude, if he escape Tyburn and Banbury, he

dies a beggar.

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