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Is a noun adjective of the present tense. He hath no more of a

conscience than fear, and his religion is not his but the prince's. He

reverenceth a courtier's servant's servant; is first his own slave, and

then whosesoever looketh big. When he gives he curseth, and when he

sells he worships. He reads the statutes in his chamber, and wears the

Bible in the streets; he never praiseth any, but before themselves or

friends; and mislikes no great man's actions during his life. His New

Year's gifts are ready at Allhallowmas, and the suit he meant to

meditate before them. He pleaseth the children of great men, and

promiseth to adopt them, and his courtesy extends itself even to the

stable. He strains to talk wisely, and his modesty would serve a bride.

He is gravity from the head to the foot, but not from the head to the

heart. You may find what place he affecteth, for he creeps as near it as

may be, and as passionately courts it; if at any time his hopes be

affected, he swelleth with them, and they burst out too good for the

vessel. In a word, he danceth to the tune of Fortune, and studies for

nothing but to keep time.

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