A MAN OF IDEAS

He lived with his mother, a grey, silent woman with a peculiar ashy

complexion. The house in which they lived stood in a little grove of

trees beyond where the main street of Winesburg crossed Wine Creek. His

name was Joe Welling, and his father had been a man of some dignity in

the community, a lawyer, and a member of the state legislature at

Columbus. Joe himself was small of body and in his character unlike

anyone else in town. He was like a tiny little volcano that lies silent

for days and then suddenly spouts fire. No, he wasn’t like that—he was

like a man who is subject to fits, one who walks among his fellow men

inspiring fear because a fit may come upon him suddenly and blow him

away into a strange uncanny physical state in which his eyes roll and

his legs and arms jerk. He was like that, only that the visitation that

descended upon Joe Welling was a mental and not a physical thing. He

was beset by ideas and in the throes of one of his ideas was

uncontrollable. Words rolled and tumbled from his mouth. A peculiar

smile came upon his lips. The edges of his teeth that were tipped with

gold glistened in the light. Pouncing upon a bystander he began to

talk. For the bystander there was no escape. The excited man breathed

into his face, peered into his eyes, pounded upon his chest with a

shaking forefinger, demanded, compelled attention.

In those days the Standard Oil Company did not deliver oil to the

consumer in big wagons and motor trucks as it does now, but delivered

instead to retail grocers, hardware stores, and the like. Joe was the

Standard Oil agent in Winesburg and in several towns up and down the

railroad that went through Winesburg. He collected bills, booked

orders, and did other things. His father, the legislator, had secured

the job for him.

In and out of the stores of Winesburg went Joe Welling—silent,

excessively polite, intent upon his business. Men watched him with eyes

in which lurked amusement tempered by alarm. They were waiting for him

to break forth, preparing to flee. Although the seizures that came upon

him were harmless enough, they could not be laughed away. They were

overwhelming. Astride an idea, Joe was overmastering. His personality

became gigantic. It overrode the man to whom he talked, swept him away,

swept all away, all who stood within sound of his voice.

In Sylvester West’s Drug Store stood four men who were talking of horse

racing. Wesley Moyer’s stallion, Tony Tip, was to race at the June

meeting at Tiffin, Ohio, and there was a rumor that he would meet the

stiffest competition of his career. It was said that Pop Geers, the

great racing driver, would himself be there. A doubt of the success of

Tony Tip hung heavy in the air of Winesburg.

Into the drug store came Joe Welling, brushing the screen door

violently aside. With a strange absorbed light in his eyes he pounced

upon Ed Thomas, he who knew Pop Geers and whose opinion of Tony Tip’s

chances was worth considering.

“The water is up in Wine Creek,” cried Joe Welling with the air of

Pheidippides bringing news of the victory of the Greeks in the struggle

at Marathon. His finger beat a tattoo upon Ed Thomas’s broad chest. “By

Trunion bridge it is within eleven and a half inches of the flooring,”

he went on, the words coming quickly and with a little whistling noise

from between his teeth. An expression of helpless annoyance crept over

the faces of the four.

“I have my facts correct. Depend upon that. I went to Sinnings’

Hardware Store and got a rule. Then I went back and measured. I could

hardly believe my own eyes. It hasn’t rained you see for ten days. At

first I didn’t know what to think. Thoughts rushed through my head. I

thought of subterranean passages and springs. Down under the ground

went my mind, delving about. I sat on the floor of the bridge and

rubbed my head. There wasn’t a cloud in the sky, not one. Come out into

the street and you’ll see. There wasn’t a cloud. There isn’t a cloud

now. Yes, there was a cloud. I don’t want to keep back any facts. There

was a cloud in the west down near the horizon, a cloud no bigger than a

man’s hand.

“Not that I think that has anything to do with it. There it is, you

see. You understand how puzzled I was.

“Then an idea came to me. I laughed. You’ll laugh, too. Of course it

rained over in Medina County. That’s interesting, eh? If we had no

trains, no mails, no telegraph, we would know that it rained over in

Medina County. That’s where Wine Creek comes from. Everyone knows that.

Little old Wine Creek brought us the news. That’s interesting. I

laughed. I thought I’d tell you—it’s interesting, eh?”

Joe Welling turned and went out at the door. Taking a book from his

pocket, he stopped and ran a finger down one of the pages. Again he was

absorbed in his duties as agent of the Standard Oil Company. “Hern’s

Grocery will be getting low on coal oil. I’ll see them,” he muttered,

hurrying along the street, and bowing politely to the right and left at

the people walking past.

When George Willard went to work for the _Winesburg Eagle_ he was

besieged by Joe Welling. Joe envied the boy. It seemed to him that he

was meant by Nature to be a reporter on a newspaper. “It is what I

should be doing, there is no doubt of that,” he declared, stopping

George Willard on the sidewalk before Daugherty’s Feed Store. His eyes

began to glisten and his forefinger to tremble. “Of course I make more

money with the Standard Oil Company and I’m only telling you,” he

added. “I’ve got nothing against you but I should have your place. I

could do the work at odd moments. Here and there I would run finding

out things you’ll never see.”

Becoming more excited Joe Welling crowded the young reporter against

the front of the feed store. He appeared to be lost in thought, rolling

his eyes about and running a thin nervous hand through his hair. A

smile spread over his face and his gold teeth glittered. “You get out

your note book,” he commanded. “You carry a little pad of paper in your

pocket, don’t you? I knew you did. Well, you set this down. I thought

of it the other day. Let’s take decay. Now what is decay? It’s fire. It

burns up wood and other things. You never thought of that? Of course

not. This sidewalk here and this feed store, the trees down the street

there—they’re all on fire. They’re burning up. Decay you see is always

going on. It doesn’t stop. Water and paint can’t stop it. If a thing is

iron, then what? It rusts, you see. That’s fire, too. The world is on

fire. Start your pieces in the paper that way. Just say in big letters

_‘The World Is On Fire.’_ That will make ’em look up. They’ll say

you’re a smart one. I don’t care. I don’t envy you. I just snatched

that idea out of the air. I would make a newspaper hum. You got to

admit that.”

Turning quickly, Joe Welling walked rapidly away. When he had taken

several steps he stopped and looked back. “I’m going to stick to you,”

he said. “I’m going to make you a regular hummer. I should start a

newspaper myself, that’s what I should do. I’d be a marvel. Everybody

knows that.”

When George Willard had been for a year on the _Winesburg Eagle_, four

things happened to Joe Welling. His mother died, he came to live at the

New Willard House, he became involved in a love affair, and he

organized the Winesburg Baseball Club.

Joe organized the baseball club because he wanted to be a coach and in

that position he began to win the respect of his townsmen. “He is a

wonder,” they declared after Joe’s team had whipped the team from

Medina County. “He gets everybody working together. You just watch

him.”

Upon the baseball field Joe Welling stood by first base, his whole body

quivering with excitement. In spite of themselves all the players

watched him closely. The opposing pitcher became confused.

“Now! Now! Now! Now!” shouted the excited man. “Watch me! Watch me!

Watch my fingers! Watch my hands! Watch my feet! Watch my eyes! Let’s

work together here! Watch me! In me you see all the movements of the

game! Work with me! Work with me! Watch me! Watch me! Watch me!”

With runners of the Winesburg team on bases, Joe Welling became as one

inspired. Before they knew what had come over them, the base runners

were watching the man, edging off the bases, advancing, retreating,

held as by an invisible cord. The players of the opposing team also

watched Joe. They were fascinated. For a moment they watched and then,

as though to break a spell that hung over them, they began hurling the

ball wildly about, and amid a series of fierce animal-like cries from

the coach, the runners of the Winesburg team scampered home.

Joe Welling’s love affair set the town of Winesburg on edge. When it

began everyone whispered and shook his head. When people tried to

laugh, the laughter was forced and unnatural. Joe fell in love with

Sarah King, a lean, sad-looking woman who lived with her father and

brother in a brick house that stood opposite the gate leading to the

Winesburg Cemetery.

The two Kings, Edward the father, and Tom the son, were not popular in

Winesburg. They were called proud and dangerous. They had come to

Winesburg from some place in the South and ran a cider mill on the

Trunion Pike. Tom King was reported to have killed a man before he came

to Winesburg. He was twenty-seven years old and rode about town on a

grey pony. Also he had a long yellow mustache that dropped down over

his teeth, and always carried a heavy, wicked-looking walking stick in

his hand. Once he killed a dog with the stick. The dog belonged to Win

Pawsey, the shoe merchant, and stood on the sidewalk wagging its tail.

Tom King killed it with one blow. He was arrested and paid a fine of

ten dollars.

Old Edward King was small of stature and when he passed people in the

street laughed a queer unmirthful laugh. When he laughed he scratched

his left elbow with his right hand. The sleeve of his coat was almost

worn through from the habit. As he walked along the street, looking

nervously about and laughing, he seemed more dangerous than his silent,

fierce-looking son.

When Sarah King began walking out in the evening with Joe Welling,

people shook their heads in alarm. She was tall and pale and had dark

rings under her eyes. The couple looked ridiculous together. Under the

trees they walked and Joe talked. His passionate eager protestations of

love, heard coming out of the darkness by the cemetery wall, or from

the deep shadows of the trees on the hill that ran up to the Fair

Grounds from Waterworks Pond, were repeated in the stores. Men stood by

the bar in the New Willard House laughing and talking of Joe’s

courtship. After the laughter came the silence. The Winesburg baseball

team, under his management, was winning game after game, and the town

had begun to respect him. Sensing a tragedy, they waited, laughing

nervously.

Late on a Saturday afternoon the meeting between Joe Welling and the

two Kings, the anticipation of which had set the town on edge, took

place in Joe Welling’s room in the New Willard House. George Willard

was a witness to the meeting. It came about in this way:

When the young reporter went to his room after the evening meal he saw

Tom King and his father sitting in the half darkness in Joe’s room. The

son had the heavy walking stick in his hand and sat near the door. Old

Edward King walked nervously about, scratching his left elbow with his

right hand. The hallways were empty and silent.

George Willard went to his own room and sat down at his desk. He tried

to write but his hand trembled so that he could not hold the pen. He

also walked nervously up and down. Like the rest of the town of

Winesburg he was perplexed and knew not what to do.

It was seven-thirty and fast growing dark when Joe Welling came along

the station platform toward the New Willard House. In his arms he held

a bundle of weeds and grasses. In spite of the terror that made his

body shake, George Willard was amused at the sight of the small spry

figure holding the grasses and half running along the platform.

Shaking with fright and anxiety, the young reporter lurked in the

hallway outside the door of the room in which Joe Welling talked to the

two Kings. There had been an oath, the nervous giggle of old Edward

King, and then silence. Now the voice of Joe Welling, sharp and clear,

broke forth. George Willard began to laugh. He understood. As he had

swept all men before him, so now Joe Welling was carrying the two men

in the room off their feet with a tidal wave of words. The listener in

the hall walked up and down, lost in amazement.

Inside the room Joe Welling had paid no attention to the grumbled

threat of Tom King. Absorbed in an idea he closed the door and,

lighting a lamp, spread the handful of weeds and grasses upon the

floor. “I’ve got something here,” he announced solemnly. “I was going

to tell George Willard about it, let him make a piece out of it for the

paper. I’m glad you’re here. I wish Sarah were here also. I’ve been

going to come to your house and tell you of some of my ideas. They’re

interesting. Sarah wouldn’t let me. She said we’d quarrel. That’s

foolish.”

Running up and down before the two perplexed men, Joe Welling began to

explain. “Don’t you make a mistake now,” he cried. “This is something

big.” His voice was shrill with excitement. “You just follow me, you’ll

be interested. I know you will. Suppose this—suppose all of the wheat,

the corn, the oats, the peas, the potatoes, were all by some miracle

swept away. Now here we are, you see, in this county. There is a high

fence built all around us. We’ll suppose that. No one can get over the

fence and all the fruits of the earth are destroyed, nothing left but

these wild things, these grasses. Would we be done for? I ask you that.

Would we be done for?” Again Tom King growled and for a moment there

was silence in the room. Then again Joe plunged into the exposition of

his idea. “Things would go hard for a time. I admit that. I’ve got to

admit that. No getting around it. We’d be hard put to it. More than one

fat stomach would cave in. But they couldn’t down us. I should say

not.”

Tom King laughed good naturedly and the shivery, nervous laugh of

Edward King rang through the house. Joe Welling hurried on. “We’d

begin, you see, to breed up new vegetables and fruits. Soon we’d regain

all we had lost. Mind, I don’t say the new things would be the same as

the old. They wouldn’t. Maybe they’d be better, maybe not so good.

That’s interesting, eh? You can think about that. It starts your mind

working, now don’t it?”

In the room there was silence and then again old Edward King laughed

nervously. “Say, I wish Sarah was here,” cried Joe Welling. “Let’s go

up to your house. I want to tell her of this.”

There was a scraping of chairs in the room. It was then that George

Willard retreated to his own room. Leaning out at the window he saw Joe

Welling going along the street with the two Kings. Tom King was forced

to take extraordinary long strides to keep pace with the little man. As

he strode along, he leaned over, listening—absorbed, fascinated. Joe

Welling again talked excitedly. “Take milkweed now,” he cried. “A lot

might be done with milkweed, eh? It’s almost unbelievable. I want you

to think about it. I want you two to think about it. There would be a

new vegetable kingdom you see. It’s interesting, eh? It’s an idea. Wait

till you see Sarah, she’ll get the idea. She’ll be interested. Sarah is

always interested in ideas. You can’t be too smart for Sarah, now can

you? Of course you can’t. You know that.”

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