The Unexpected that Always Happened.
Everything depends on the point of view and is rich in varying aspects. A
picture is sublime from one corner of the room, a daub from another; a
woman's full face may be perfect, her profile a disappointment; above all,
what you admire in yourself becomes highly distasteful in your neighbor.
The moral is, I suppose, Tolerance; or if not that, something else which
has escaped me.
When the duchess said that "it"--by which she meant the whole position of
affairs--was "fun," I laughed; on the other hand, Gustave de Berensac,
after one astonished stare, walked to the hall door.
"Where is my carriage?" we heard him ask.
"It has started on the way back three, minutes ago, sir."
"Fetch it back."
"Sir! The driver will gallop down the hill; he could not be overtaken."
"How fortunate!" said I.
"I do not see," observed Mme. de Saint-Maclou, "that it makes all that
difference."
She seemed hurt at the serious way in which Gustave took her joke.
"If I had told the truth, you wouldn't have come," she said in
justification.
"Not another word is necessary," said I, with a bow.
"Then let us sup," said the duchess, and she took the armchair at the head
of the table.
We began to eat and drink, serving ourselves. Presently Gustave entered,
stood regarding us for a moment, and then flung himself into the third
chair and poured out a glass of wine. The duchess took no notice of him.
"Mlle, de Berensac was called away?" I suggested.
"She was called away," answered the duchess.
"Suddenly?"
"No," said the duchess, her eyes again full of complicated expressions. I
laughed. Then she broke out in a plaintive cry: "Oh! were you ever
dying--dying--dying of weariness?"
Gustave made no reply; the frown on his face persisted.
"Isn't it a pity," I asked, "to wreck a pleasant party for the sake of a
fine distinction? The presence of Mlle. de Berensac would have infinitely
increased our pleasure; but how would it have diminished our crime?"
"I wish I had known you sooner, Mr. Aycon," said the duchess; "then I
needn't have asked him at all."
I bowed, but I was content with things as they were. The duchess sat with
the air of a child who has been told that she is naughty, but declines to
accept the statement. I was puzzled at the stern morality exhibited by my
friend Gustave. His next remark threw some light on his feelings.
"Heavens! if it became known, what would be thought?" he demanded
suddenly.
"If one thinks of what is thought," said the duchess with a shrug, "one
is--"
"A fool," said I, "or--a lover!"
"Ah!" cried the duchess, a smile coming on her lips. "If it is that, I'll
forgive you, my dear Gustave. Whose good opinion do you fear to lose?"
"I write," said Gustave, with a rhetorical gesture, "to say that I am
going to the house of some friends to meet my sister!"
"Oh, you write?" we murmured.
"My sister writes to say she is not there!"
"Oh, she writes?" we murmured again.
"And it is thought--"
"By whom?" asked the duchess.
"By Lady Cynthia Chillingdon," said I.
"That it is a trick--a device--a deceit!" continued poor Gustave.
"It was decidedly indiscreet of you to come," said the duchess
reprovingly. "How was I to know about Lady Cynthia? If I had known about
Lady Cynthia, I would not have asked you; I would have asked Mr. Aycon
only. Or perhaps you also, Mr. Aycon--"
"Madame," said I, "I am alone in the world."
"Where has Claire gone to?" asked Gustave.
"Paris," pouted the duchess.
Gustave rose, flinging his napkin on the table.
"I shall follow her to-morrow," he said. "I suppose you'll go back to
England, Gilbert?"
If Gustave left us, it was my unhesitating resolve to return to England.
"I suppose I shall," said I.
"I suppose you must," said the duchess ruefully. "Oh, isn't it
exasperating? I had planned it all so delightfully!"
"If you had told the truth--" began Gustave.
"I should not have had a preacher to supper," said the duchess sharply;
then she fell to laughing again.
"Is Mlle. de Berensac irrecoverable?" I suggested.
"Why, yes. She has gone to take her turn of attendance on your rich old
aunt, Gustave."
I think that there was a little malice in the duchess' way of saying this.
There seemed nothing more to be done. The duchess herself did not propose
to defy conventionality to the extent of inviting me to stay. To do her
justice, as soon as the inevitable was put before her, she accepted it
with good grace, and, after supper, busied herself in discovering the time
and manner in which her guests might pursue their respective journeys. I
may be flattering myself, but I thought that she displayed a melancholy
satisfaction on discovering that Gustave de Berensac must leave at ten
o'clock the next morning, whereas I should be left to kick my heels in
idleness at Cherbourg if I set out before five in the afternoon.
"Oh, you can spend the time _en route_," said Gustave. "It will be
better."
The duchess looked at me; I looked at the duchess.
"My dear Gustave," said I, "you are very considerate. You could not do
more if I also were in love with Lady Cynthia."
"Nor," said the duchess, "if I were quite unfit to be spoken to."
"If my remaining till the afternoon will not weary the duchess--" said I.
"The duchess will endure it," said she, with a nod and a smile.
Thus it was settled, a shake of the head conveying Gustave's judgment. And
soon after, Mme. de Saint-Maclou bade us good-night. Tired with my
journey, and (to tell the truth) a little out of humor with my friend, I
was not long in seeking my bed. At the top of the stairs a group of three
girls were gossiping; one of them handed me a candle and flung open the
door of my room with a roguish smile on her broad good-tempered face.
"One of the greatest virtues of women," said I pausing on the threshold,
"is fidelity."
"We are devoted to Mme. la Duchesse," said the girl.
"Another, hardly behind it, is discretion," I continued.
"Madame inculcates it on us daily," said she. I took out a napoleon.
"Ladies," said I, placing the napoleon in the girl's hand, "I am obliged
for your kind attentions. Good-night!" and I shut the door on the sound of
a pleased, excited giggling. I love to hear such sounds; they make me
laugh myself, for joy that this old world, in spite of everything, holds
so much merriment; and to their jovial lullaby I fell asleep,
Moreover--the duchess teaching discretion! There can have been nothing
like it since Baby Charles and Steenie conversed within the hearing of
King James! But, then discretion has two meanings--whereof the one is "Do
it not," and the other "Tell it not." Considering of this ambiguity, I
acquitted the duchess of hypocrisy.
At ten o'clock the next morning we got rid of my dear friend Gustave de
Berensac. Candor compels me to put the statement in that form; for the
gravity which had fallen upon him the night before endured till the
morning, and he did not flinch from administering something very like a
lecture to his hostess. His last words were an invitation to me to get
into the carriage and start with him. When I suavely declined, he told me
that I should regret it. It comforts me to think that his prophecy, though
more than once within an ace of the most ample fulfillment, yet in the end
was set at naught by the events which followed.
Gustave rolled down the hill, the duchess sighed relief.
"Now," said she, "we can enjoy ourselves fora few hours, Mr. Aycon. And
after that--solitude!"
I was really very sorry for the duchess. Evidently society and gayety were
necessary as food and air to her, and her churl of a husband denied them.
My opportunity was short, but I laid myself out to make the most of it. I
could give her nothing more than a pleasant memory, but I determined to do
that.
We spent the greater part of the day in a ramble through the woods that
lined the slopes of the hill behind the house; and all through the hours
the duchess chatted about herself, her life, her family--and then about
the duke. If the hints she gave were to be trusted, her husband deserved
little consideration at her hands, and, at the worst, the plea of reprisal
might offer some excuse for her, if she had need of one. But she denied
the need, and here I was inclined to credit her. For with me, as with
Gustave de Berensac before the shadow of Lady Cynthia came between, she
was, most distinctly, a "good comrade." Sentiment made no appearance in
our conversation, and, as the day ruthlessly wore on, I regretted honestly
that I must go in deference to a conventionality which seemed, in this
case at least--Heaven forbid that I should indulge in general theories--to
mask no reality. Yet she was delightful by virtue of the vitality in her;
and the woods echoed again and again with our laughter.
At four o'clock we returned sadly to the house, where the merry girls
busied themselves in preparing a repast for me. The duchess insisted on
sharing my meal.
"I shall go supperless to bed to-night," said she; and we sat down glum as
two children going back to school.
Suddenly there was a commotion outside; the girls were talking to one
another in rapid eager tones. The duchess raised her head, listening. Then
she turned to me, asking:
"Can you hear what they say?"
"I can distinguish nothing except 'Quick, quick!'"
As I spoke the door was thrown open, and two rushed in, the foremost
saying:
"Again, madame, again!"
"Impossible!" exclaimed the duchess, starting up.
"No, it is true. Jean was out, snaring a rabbit, and caught sight of the
carriage."
"What carriage? Whose carriage?" I asked.
"Why, my husband's," said the duchess, quite calmly. "It is a favorite
trick of his to surprise us. But Algeria! We thought we were safe with
Algeria. He must travel underground like a mole, Suzanne, or we should
have heard."
"Oh, one hears nothing here!"
"And what," said the duchess, "are we to do with Mr. Aycon?"
"I can solve that," I observed. "I'm off."
"But he'll see you!" cried the girl. "He is but a half-mile off."
"Mr. Aycon could take the side-path," said the duchess.
"The duke would see him before he reached it," said the girl. "He would be
in sight for nearly fifty yards."
"Couldn't I hide in the bushes?" I asked.
"I hate anything that looks suspicious," remarked the duchess, still quite
calm; "and if he happened to see you, it would look rather suspicious! And
he has got eyes like a cat's for anything of that sort."
There was no denying that it would look suspicious if I were caught hiding
in the bushes. I sat silent, having no other suggestion to make.
Suzanne, with a readiness not born, I hope, of practice, came to the
rescue with a clever suggestion.
"The English groom whom madame dismissed a week ago--" said she. "Why
should not the gentleman pass as the groom? The man would not take his old
clothes away, for he had bought new ones, and they are still here. The
gentleman would put them on and walk past--_voilà_."
"Can you look like a groom?" asked the duchess. "If he speaks to you, make
your French just a _little_ worse"--and she smiled.
They were all so calm and businesslike that it would have seemed
disobliging and absurd to make difficulties.
"We can send your luggage soon, you know," said the duchess. "You had
better hide Mr. Aycon's luggage in your room, Suzanne. Really, I am afraid
you ought to be getting ready, Mr. Aycon."
The point of view again! By virtue of the duchess' calmness and Suzanne's
cool readiness, the proceeding seemed a most ordinary one. Five minutes
later I presented myself to the duchess, dressed in a villainous suit of
clothes, rather too tight for me, and wearing a bad hat rakishly cocked
over one eye. The duchess surveyed me with great curiosity.
"Fortunately the duke is not a very clever man," said she. "Oh, by the
way, your name's George Sampson, and you come from Newmarket; and you are
leaving because you took more to drink than was good for you. Good-by, Mr.
Aycon. I do hope that we shall meet again under pleasanter circumstances."
"They could not be pleasanter--but they might be more prolonged," said I.
"It was so good of you to come," she said, pressing my hand.
"The carriage is but a quarter of a mile off!" cried Suzanne warningly.
"How very annoying it is! I wish to Heaven the Algerians had eaten the
duke!"
"I shall not forget my day here," I assured her.
"You won't? It's charming of you. Oh, how dull it will be now! It only
wanted the arrival of--Well, good-by!"
And with a final and long pressure of the duchess' hand, I, in the garb
and personality of George Sampson, dismissed for drunkenness, walked out
of the gate of the _château_.
"One thing," I observed to myself as I started, "would seem highly
probable--and that is, that this sort of thing has happened before."
The idea did not please me. I like to do things first.