Moistening the tip of his immaculate handkerchief, M. Alphonse Marie
Louis Camille Pettipon deftly and daintily rubbed an almost
imperceptible speck of dust from the mirror in Stateroom C 341 of the
liner _Voltaire_ of the Paris-New York Steamship Company, and a little
sigh of happiness fluttered his double chins.
He set about his task of making up the berths in the stateroom with the
air of a high priest performing a sacerdotal ritual. His big pink hands
gently smoothed the crinkles from the linen pillow cases; the woolen
blankets he arranged in neat, folded triangles and stood off to survey
the effect as an artist might. And, indeed, Monsieur Pettipon considered
himself an artist.
To him the art of being a steward was just as estimable as the art of
being a poet; he was a Shelley of the dustpan; a Keats of the sheets. To
him the making up of a berth in one of the cabins he tended was a
sonnet; an orange pip or burnt match on the floor was as intolerable as
a false quantity. Few poets took as much pains with their pens as he did
with his whisk. He loved his work with a zeal almost fanatical.
Lowering himself to his plump knees, Monsieur Pettipon swept the floor
with a busy brush, humming the while a little Provence song:
_"My mama's at Paris,
My papa's at Versailles,
But me, I am here,
Sleeping in the straw._