CHAPTER IV

Kitty Conover had inherited brains and beauty, and nothing else but the

furniture. Her father had been a famous reporter, the admiration of

cubs from New York to San Francisco; handsome, happy-go-lucky, generous,

rather improvident, and wholly lovable. Her mother had been a comedy

actress noted for her beauty and wit and extravagance. Thus it will be

seen that Kitty was in luck to inherit any furniture at all.

Kitty was twenty-four. A body is as old as it is, but a brain is as old

as the facts it absorbs; and Kitty had absorbed enough facts to carry

her brain well into the thirties.

Conover had been dead twenty years; and Kitty had scarcely any

recollections of him. Improvident as the run of newspaper writers are,

Conover had fulfilled one obligation to his family--he had kept up his

endowment policies; and for eighteen years the insurance had taken care

of Kitty and her mother, who because of a weak ankle had not been able

to return to the scenes of her former triumphs. In 1915 this darling

mother, whom Kitty loved to idolatry, had passed on.

There was enough for the funeral and the cleaning up of the bills; but

that was all. The income ceased with Mrs. Conover's demise. Kitty saw

that she must give up writing short stories which nobody wanted, and

go to work. So she proceeded at once to the newspaper office where

her father's name was still a tradition, and applied for a job. It was

frankly a charity job, but Kitty was never to know that because she fell

into the newspaper game naturally; and when they discovered her wide

acquaintance among theatrical celebrities they switched her into the

dramatic department, where she had astonishing success as a raconteur.

She was now assistant dramatic editor of the Sunday issue, and her pay

envelope had four crisp ten-dollar notes in it each Monday.

She still remained in the old apartment; sentiment as much as anything.

She had been born in it and her happiest days had been spent there. She

lived alone, without help, being one of that singular type of womanhood

that is impervious to the rust of loneliness. Her daily activities

sufficed the gregarious instincts, and it was often a relief to move

about in silence.

Among other things Kitty had foresight. She had learned that a little

money in the background was the most satisfying thing in existence. So

many times she and her mother had just reached the insurance check, with

grumbling bill collectors in the hall, that she was determined never to

be poor. She had to fight constantly her love of finery inherited from

her mother, and her love of good times inherited from her father. So she

established a bank account, and to date had not drawn a check against

it; which speaks well for her will power, an attribute cultivated, not

inherited.

Kitty was as pleasing to the eye as a basket of fruit. Her beauty was

animated. There was an expression in her eyes and on her lips that spoke

of laughter always on tiptoe. An enviable inheritance, this, the desire

to laugh, to be searching always for a vent to laughter; it is something

money cannot buy, something not to be cultivated; a true gift of

the gods. This desire to laugh is found invariably in the tender and

valorous; and Kitty was both. Brown hair with running threads of

gold that was always catching light; slate-blue eyes with heavy black

fringe-Irish; colour that waxed and waned; and a healthy, shapely body.

Topped by a sparkling intellect these gifts made Kitty desirable of men.

Kitty had no beau. After the adolescent days beaux ceased to interest

her. This would indicate that she was inclined toward suffrage. Nothing

of the kind. Intensely romantic, she determined to await the grand

passion or go it alone. No experimental adventures for her. Be assured

that she weighed every new man she met, and finding some flaw discarded

him as a matrimonial possibility. Besides, her unusual facilities to

view and judge men had shown her masculine phases the average woman

would have discovered only after the fatal knot was tied. She did not

suspect that she was romantical. She attributed her wariness to common

sense.

If there is one place where a pretty young woman may labour without

having to build a wall of liquid air about her to fend off amatory

advances that place is the editorial room of a great metropolitan daily.

One must have leisure to fall in love; and only the office boys could

assemble enough idle time to call it leisure.

Her desk faced Burlingame's; and Burlingame was the dramatic editor, a

scholar and a gentleman. He liked to hear Kitty talk, and often he lured

her into the open; and he gathered information about theatrical folks

that was outside even his wide range of knowledge.

A drizzly fog had hung over New York since morning. Kitty was finishing

up some Sunday special. Burlingame was reading proofs. All day

theatrical folks had been in and out of this little ten-by-twelve

cubby-hole; and now there would be quiet.

But no. The door opened and an iron-gray head intruded.

“Will I be in the way?”

“Lord, no!” cried Burlingame, throwing down his proofs. “Come along in,

Cutty.”

The great war correspondent came in and sat down, sighing gratefully.

Cutty was a nickname; he carried and smoked--everywhere they

would permit him--the worst-looking and the worst-smelling pipe in

Christendom. You may not realize it, but a nickname is a round-about

Anglo-Saxon way of telling a fellow you love him. He was Cutty, but

only among his dear intimates, mind you; to the world at large, to

presidents, kings, ambassadors, generals, and capitalists he is known by

another name. You will find it on the roster of the Royal Geographical;

on the title page of several unique books on travel, jewels, and drums;

in magazines and newspapers; on the membership roll of the Savage in

London and the Lambs in New York. But you will not find it in this

story; because it would not be fair to set his name against the unusual

adventures that crossed his line of life with that of the young man who

wore the tobacco pouch suspended from his neck.

Tall, bony, graceful enough except in a chair, where his angles became

conspicuous; the ruddy, weather-bitten complexion of a deep-sea sailor,

and a sailor man's blue eye; the brow of a thinker and the mouth of a

humourist. Men often call another man handsome when a woman knows they

mean manly. Among men Cutty was handsome.

Kitty considerately rose and gathered up her manuscript.

“No, no, Kitty! I'd rather talk to you than Burly, here. You're always

reminding me of that father of yours. Best comrade I ever had. You laugh

just like him. Did your mother ever tell you that old Cutty is your

godfather?”

“Good gracious!”

“Fact. I told your dad I'd watch over you.”

“And a fat lot of watching you've done to date,” jeered Burlingame.

“Couldn't help that. But I can be on the job until I return to the

Balkans.”

Kitty laughed joyously and sat down, perhaps a little thrilled. She had

always admired Cutty from afar, shyly. Once in a blue moon he had in

the old days appeared for tea; and he and Mrs. Conover would spend

the balance of the afternoon discussing the lovable qualities of Tommy

Conover. Kitty had seen him but twice during the war.

“Every so often,” began Cutty, “I have to find listeners. Fact. I

used to hate crowds, listeners; but those ten days in an open boat, a

thousand miles from anywhere, made me gregarious. I'm always wanting

company and hating to go to bed, which is bad business for a man of

fifty-two.” Cutty's ship had been torpedoed.

To Kitty, with his tired eyes and weather-bitten face, his bony,

gangling body, he had the appearance of a lazy man. Actually she knew

him to be a man of tremendous vitality and endurance. Eagles when they

roost are heavy-lidded and clumsy. She wondered if there was a corner on

the globe he had not peered into.

For thirty years he had been following two gods--Rumour and War. For

thirty years he had been the slave of cables and telegrams. Even now he

was preparing to return to the Balkans, where the great fire had started

and where there were still some threatening embers to watch.

Cutty was not well known in America; his reputation was European. He

played the game because he loved it, being comfortably fortified with

worldly goods. He was a linguist of rare attainments, specializing in

the polyglot of southeastern Europe. He came and went like cloud shadow.

His foresight was so keen he was seldom ordered to go here or there; he

was generally on the spot when the orders arrived.

He was interested in socialism and its bewildering ramifications,

but only as an analytical student. He could fit himself into any

environment, interview a prime minister in the afternoon and take

potluck that night with the anarchist who was planning to blow up the

prime minister.

Burlingame, an intimate, often exposed for Kitty's delectation the

amazing and colourful facets of Cutty's diamond-brilliant mind. Cutty

wrote authoritatively on famous gems and collected drums. He had one

of the finest collections of chrysoprase in the world. He loved

these semi-precious stones because of their unmatchable, translucent

green--like the pulp of a grape. From Burlingame Kitty had learned

that Cutty, rather indifferent to women, carried about with him the

photographs--large size--of famous professional beauties and a case

filled with polished chrysoprase. He would lay a photograph on a table

and adorn the lovely throat with astonishing necklaces and the head with

wonderful tiaras, all the while his brain at work with some intricate

political puzzle.

And he collected drums. The walls of his apartment--part of the loft of

a midtown office building--were covered with a most startling assortment

of drums: drums of war, of the dance, of the temples of the feast,

ancient and modern, some of them dreadful looking objects, as Kitty had

cause to remember.

Though Cutty had known her father and mother intimately, Kitty was a

comparative stranger. He recollected seeing her perhaps a dozen times.

She had been a shy child, not given to climbing over visitors' knees;

not the precocious offspring of the average theatrical mother. So in

the past he had somewhat overlooked her. Then one day recently he had

dropped in to see Burlingame and had seen Kitty instead; which accounts

for his presence here this day. Neither Kitty nor Burlingame suspected

the true attraction. The dramatic editor accepted the advent as a

peculiar compliment to himself. And it is to be doubted if Cutty himself

realized that there was a true magnetic pole in this cubbyhole of a

room.

Kitty, however, had vivid recollections. Actually the first strange man

she had ever met. But not having been visible on her horizon, except in

flashes, she knew of the man only what she had read and what Burlingame

had casually offered during discussions.

“Well, anyhow,” said Burlingame, complacently, “the war is over.”

Cutty smiled indulgently. “That's the trouble with us chaps who tramp

round the world for news. We can't bamboozle ourselves like you folks

who stay at home. The war was only the first phase. There's a mess over

there; wanting something and not knowing exactly what, those millions;

milling cattle, with neither shed nor pasture. The Lord only knows how

long it will take to clarify. Would you mind if I smoked?”

“Wow!” cried Burlingame.

“Not at all,” answered Kitty. “I don't see how any pipe could be worse

than Mr. Burlingame's.”

“I apologize,” said the dramatic editor, humbly.

“You needn't,” replied the girl. She turned to the war correspondent.

“Any new drums?”

“I remember that day. You were scared half to death at my walls.”

“Small wonder! I was only twelve; and I dreamed of cannibals for weeks.”

“Drums! I wonder if any living man has heard a greater variety than

I? What a lot of them! I have heard them calling a jehad in the Sudan.

Tumpi-tum-tump! tumpitum-tump! Makes a white man's hair stand up when he

hears it in the night. I don't know what it is, but the sound drives the

Oriental mad. And that reminds me--I've had them in mind all day--the

drums of jeopardy!”

“What an odd phrase! And what are the drums of jeopardy?” asked

Kitty, leaning on her arms. Odd, but suddenly she felt a longing to go

somewhere, thousands and thousands of miles away. She had never been

west of Chicago or east of Boston. Until this moment she had never

felt the call of the blood--her father's. Cocoanut palms and birds of

paradise! And drums in the night going tumpi-tum-tump! tumpi-tum-tump!

“I've always been mad over green things,” began Cutty. “A wheat field in

the spring, leafing maples. It's Nature's choice and mine. My passion is

emeralds; and I haven't any because those I want are beyond reach.

They are owned by the great houses of Europe and Asia, and lie in royal

caskets; or did. If I could go into a mine and find an emerald as big

as my fist I should be only partly happy if it chanced to be of fine

colour. In a little while I should lose interest in it. It wouldn't be

alive, if you can get what I mean. Just as a man would rather have a

homely woman to talk to than a beautiful window dummy to admire. A

stone to interest me must have a story--a story of murder and loot, of

beautiful women, palaces.

“Br-r-r!” cried Burlingame.

“Why, I've seen emeralds I would steal with half a chance. I couldn't

help it. Fact,” declared Cutty, earnestly. “Think of the loot in the

Romanoff palaces! What's become of all those magnificent stones? In a

little while they'll be turning up in Amsterdam to be cut--some of them.

Or maybe Mister Bolsheviki's inamorata will be stringing them round her

neck. Loot.”

“But the drums of jeopardy!” said Kitty.

“Emeralds, green as an English lawn in May after a shower, Kitty. By the

way, do you mind if I call you Kitty? I used to.”

“And I've always thought of you as Cutty. Fifty-fifty.”

“It's a bargain. Well, the drums to my thinking are the finest two

examples of the green beryl in the world. Polished, of course, as

emeralds always should be. I should say that they were about the size of

those peppermint chocolate drops there.”

“Have one?” said Kitty.

“No. Spoil the taste of the pipe.”

“You ought to spoil that taste once in a while,” was Burlingame's

observation. “But go on.”

“I suppose originally there was a single stone, later cut into halves,

because they are perfect matches. The drums proper are exquisitely

carved ivory statuettes, of Hindu or Mohammedan drummers, squatting,

the golden base of the drums between the knees, and the drumheads the

emeralds. Lord, how they got to me! I wanted to run off with them. The

history of murder and loot they could tell! Some Delhi mogul owned them

first. Then Nadir Shah carried them off to Persia, along with the famous

peacock throne. I saw them in a palace on the Caspian in 1912. Russia

was very strong in Persia at one time. Perhaps they were gifts; perhaps

they were stolen--these emeralds. Anyhow, I'd never heard of them until

that year. And I travelled all the way up from Constantinople to get

a glimpse of them if it were possible. I had to do some mighty fine

wire-pulling. For one of those stones I would give half of all I own. To

see them in the possession of another man would be a supreme test to my

honesty.”

“You old pirate!” said Burlingame.

“But why the word jeopardy?” persisted Kitty, who was intrigued by the

phrase.

“Probably some Hindu trick. It is a language of flowery metaphors. It

means, I suppose, that when you touch the drums they bite. In journeying

from one spot to another they always leave misfortune behind, as I

understand it. Just coincidence; but you couldn't drive that into an

Oriental skull. This is what makes the study of precious stones so

interesting. There is always some enchantment, some evil spell. To

handle the drums is to invite a minor accident. Call it twaddle;

probably is; and yet I have reason to believe that there's something to

the superstition.”

Burlingame sniffed.

“I can prove it,” Cutty declared. “I held those drums in my hands one

day. I carried them to a window the better to observe them. On my return

to the hotel I was knocked down by a horse and laid up in bed for a

week. That same night someone tried to kill the man who showed me the

emeralds. Coincidence? Perhaps. But these days I'm shying at thirteen,

the wrong side of the street, ladders, and religious curses.”

“An old hard-boiled egg like you?” Burlingame threw up his hands in mock

despair.

“I laugh, too; but I duck, nevertheless. The chap who showed me

the stones was what you'd call the honorary custodian; a privileged

character because of his genius. Before approaching him I sent him a

copy of my monograph on green stones. I found that he was quite as crazy

over green as I. That brought us together; and while I drew him out I

kept wondering where I had seen him before. Both his name and his face

were vaguely familiar. It seems a superstition had come along with the

stones, from India to Persia, from there to Russia. A maid fortunate

enough to see the drums would marry and be happy. The old fellow

confessed that occasionally he secretly admitted a peasant maid to gaze

upon the stones. But he never let the male inmates of the palace find

this out. He knew them a little too intimately. A bad lot.”

“And this palace?” asked Kitty.

“Not one stone on another. The proletariat rose up and destroyed it. To

mobs anything beautiful is offensive. Palaces looted, banks, museums,

houses. The ignorant toying with hand grenades, thinking them sceptres.

All the scum in the world boiling to the top. After the Red Day comes

the Red Night.”

“Whatever will become of them--the little kings and princes and dukes?”

After all, thought Kitty, they were human beings; they would not suffer

any the less because they had been born to the purple.

“Maybe they'll go to work,” said Cutty, dryly. “Sooner or later, all

parasites will have to work if they want bread. And yet I've met some

men among them, big in the heart and the mind, who would have made

bully farmers and professors. The beautiful thing about the Anglo-Saxon

education is that the whole structure is based upon fair play. In

eastern and southeastern Europe few of them can play solitaire without

cheating. But I would give a good deal to know what has happened to

those emeralds--the drums of jeopardy. They'll probably be broken up and

sold in carat weights. The whole family was wiped out in a night.... I

say, will you take lunch with me to-morrow?”

“Gladly.”

“All right. I'll drop in here at half after twelve. Here's my telephone

number, should anything alter your plans. If I'm going to be godfather I

might as well start right in.”

“The drums of jeopardy; what a haunting phrase!”

“Haunting stones, too, Kitty. For picking them up in my hands I went to

bed with a banged-up leg. I can't forget that. We Occidentals laugh at

Orientals and their superstitions. We don't believe in the curse. And

yet, by George, those emeralds were accursed!”

“Piffle!” snorted Burlingame. “Mush! It's greed, pure and simple, that

gives precious stones their sinister histories. You'd have been hit by

that horse if you had picked up nothing more valuable than a rhinestone

buckle. Take away the gold lure, and precious stones wouldn't sell at

the price of window glass.”

“Is that so? How about me? It isn't because a stone is worth so much

that makes me want it. I want it for the sheer beauty; I want it for the

tremendous panorama the sight of it unfolds in my mind. I imagine what

happened from the hour the stone was mined to the hour it came into my

possession. To me--to all genuine collectors--the intrinsic value is

nil. Can't you see? It is for me what Balzac's La Peau de Chagrin would

be to you if you had fallen on it for the first time--money, love,

tragedy, death.”

An interruption came in the form of one of the office boys. The chief

was on the wire and wanted Cutty at once.

“At half after twelve, Kitty. And by the way,” added Cutty as he rose,

“they say about the drums that a beautiful woman is immune to their

danger.”

“There's your chance, Kitty,” said Burlingame.

“Am I beautiful?” asked Kitty, demurely.

“Lord love the minx!” shouted Cutty. “A corner in Mouquin's.”

“Rain or shine.” After Cutty had departed Kitty said: “He's the most

fascinating man I know. What fun it would be to jog round the world with

a man like that, who knew everybody and everything. As a little girl I

was violently in love with him; but don't you ever dare give me away.”

“You'll probably have nightmare to-night. And honestly you ought not to

live in that den alone. But Cutty has seen things,” Burlingame admitted;

“things no white man ought to see. He's been shot up, mauled by animals,

marooned, torpedoed at sea, made prisoner by old Fuzzy-Wuzzy. An

ordinary man would have died of fatigue. Cutty is as tough and strong

as a gorilla and as active as a cat. But this jewel superstition is all

rot. Odd, though; he'll travel halfway round the world to see a ruby or

an emerald. He says no true collector cares a cent for a diamond. Says

they are vulgar.”

“Except on the third finger of a lady's left hand; and then they are

just perfectly splendid!”

“Oho! Well, when you get yours I hope it's as big as the Koh-i-noor.”

“Thank you! You might just as well wish a brick on me!”

Kitty left the office at a quarter of six. The phrase kept running

through her head--the drums of jeopardy. A little shiver ran up her

spine. Money, love, tragedy, death! This terrible and wonderful old

world, of which she had seen little else than city streets, suddenly

exhibited wide vistas. She knew now why she had begun to save--travel.

Just as soon as she had a thousand she would go somewhere. A great

longing to hear native drums in the night.

Even as the wish entered her mind a new sound entered her ears. The

Subway car wheels began to beat--tumpitum-tump! tumpitum-tump! Fudge!

She opened her evening paper and scanned the fashions, the dramatic

news, and the comics. Being a woman she read the world news last. On the

front page she saw a queer story, dated at Albany: Mysterious guests at

a hotel; how they had fought and fled in the early morning. There had

been left behind a case with foreign orders incrusted with several

thousand dollars' worth of gems. Bolsheviki, said the police; just as

they said auto bandits a few years ago when confronted with something

they could not understand. The orders had been turned over to the

Federal authorities from whom it was learned that they were all royal

and demi-royal. Neither of the two guests had returned up to noon, and

one had fled, leaving even his hat and coat. But there was nothing to

indicate his identity.

“Loot!” murmured Kitty. “All the scum in the world rising to the

top”--quoting Cutty. “Poor things!” as she thought of the gentle ladies

who had died horribly in bedrooms and cellars.

Kitty was beginning to cast about for more congenial quarters. There

were too many foreigners in the apartments, and none of them especially

good housekeepers. Always, nowadays, somebody had a washing out on the

line, the odour of garlic was continuously in the air, and there were

noisy children under foot in the halls. The families she and her mother

had known were all gone; and Kitty was perhaps the oldest inhabitant in

the block.

The living-room windows faced Eightieth Street; bedrooms, dining room,

and kitchen looked out upon the court. From the latter windows one could

step out upon the fire-escape platform, which ran round the three sides

of the court.

Among the present tenants she knew but one, an old man by the name of

Gregory, who lived opposite. The acquaintance had never ripened into

friendship; but sometimes Kitty would borrow an egg and he would borrow

some sugar. In the summertime, when the windows were open at night, she

had frequently heard the music of a violin swimming across the court.

Polish, Russian, and Hungarian music, always speaking with a tragic

note; nothing she had ever heard in concerts. Once, however, she had

heard him begin something from Thais, and stop in the middle of it; and

that convinced her that he was a master. She was fond of good music. One

day she asked Gregory why he did not teach music instead of valeting

at a hotel. His answer had been illuminative. It was only his body that

pressed clothes; but it would have torn his soul to listen daily to the

agonized bow of the novice. Kitty was lonely through pride as much as

anything. As for friends, she had a regiment of them. But she rarely

accepted their hospitality, realizing that she could not return it. No

young men called because she never invited them. All this, however, was

going to change when she moved.

As she turned on the hail light she saw an envelope on the floor.

Evidently it had been shoved under the door. It was unstamped. She

opened it, and stepped out of the humdrum into the whirligig.

DEAR MISS CONOVER:

If anything should happen to me all the things in my apartment

I give to you without reservation.

STEPHEN GREGORY.

She read the letter a dozen times to make sure that it meant exactly

what it said. He might be ill. After she had cooked her supper she would

run round and inquire. The poor lonely old man!

She went into the kitchen and took inventory. There was nothing but

bacon and eggs and coffee. She had forgotten to order that morning. She

lit the gas range and began to prepare the meal. As she broke an egg

against the rim of the pan the nearby Elevated train rushed by,

drumming tumpitum-tump! tumpitum-tump! She laughed, but it wasn't honest

laughter. She laughed because she was conscious that she was afraid

of something. Impulse drove her to the window. Contact with men--her

unusual experiences as a reporter--had developed her natural

fearlessness to a point where it was aggressive. As she pressed the tip

of her nose against the pane, however, she found herself gazing squarely

into a pair of exceedingly brilliant dark eyes; and all the blood in her

body seemed to rush violently into her throat.

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