_By_ R. Austin Freeman
_Royal Army Medical Corps_
The Reverend Deodatus Jawley had just sat down to the gate-legged table
on which lunch was spread and had knocked his knee, according to his
invariable custom, against the sharp corner of the seventh leg.
“I wish you would endeavour to be more careful, Mr. Jawley,” said the
rector’s wife. “You nearly upset the mustard-pot, and these jars are
exceedingly bad for the leg.”
“Oh, that’s of no consequence, Mrs. Bodley,” the curate replied
cheerfully.
“I don’t agree with you at all,” was the stiff rejoinder.
“It doesn’t matter, you know, so long as the skin isn’t broken,” Mr.
Jawley persisted with an ingratiating smile.
“I was referring to the leg of the table,” Mrs. Bodley corrected
frostily.
“Oh, I beg your pardon!” said the curate, and, blushing like a Dublin
Bay prawn, he abandoned himself in silence to the consideration of the
numerical ratios suggested by five mutton chops and three prospective
consumers. The problem thus presented was one of deep interest to Mr.
Jawley, who had a remarkably fine appetite for such an exceedingly small
man, and he awaited its solution with misgivings born of previous
disappointments.
“I hope you are not very hungry, Mr. Jawley,” said the rector’s wife.
“Er—no—er—not unusually so,” was the curate’s suave and casuistical
reply. The fact is that he was always hungry, excepting after the
monthly tea-meetings.
“Because,” pursued Mrs. Bodley, “I see that Walker has only cooked five
chops; and yours looks rather a small one.”
“Oh, it will be quite sufficient, thank you,” Mr. Jawley hastened to
declare; adding, a little unfortunately, perhaps: “Amply sufficient for
any moderate and temperate person.”
The Reverend Augustus Bodley emerged from behind the _Church Times_ and
directed a suspicious glance at his curate; who, becoming suddenly
conscious of the ambiguity of his last remark, blushed crimson and cut
himself a colossal slice of bread. There was an uncomfortable silence
which lasted some minutes, and was eventually broken by Mrs. Bodley.
“I want you to go into Dilbury this afternoon, Mr. Jawley, and execute a
few little commissions.”
“Certainly, Mrs. Bodley. With pleasure,” said the curate.
“I want you to call and see if Miss Gosse has finished my hat. If she
has, you had better bring it with you. She is so unreliable, and I want
to wear it at the Hawley-Jones’s garden party to-morrow. If it isn’t
finished, you must wait until it is. Don’t come away without it.”
“No, Mrs. Bodley, I will not. I will be extremely firm.”
“Mind you are. Then I want you to go to Minikin’s and get two reels of
whitey-brown thread, four balls of crochet cotton, and eight yards of
lace insertion—the same kind as I had last week. And Walker tells me
that she has run out of black-lead. You had better bring two packets;
and mind you don’t put them in the same pocket with the lace insertion.
Oh, and as you are going to the oil-shop, you may as well bring a jar of
mixed pickles. And then you are to go to Dumsole’s and order a fresh
haddock—perhaps you could bring that with you, too—and then to Barber’s
and tell them to send four pounds of dessert pears, and be sure they are
good ones and not over-ripe. You had better select them and see them
weighed yourself.”
“I will. I will select them most carefully,” said the curate, inwardly
resolving not to trust to mere external appearances, which are often
deceptive.
“Oh, and by the way, Jawley,” said the rector, “as you are going into
the town, you might as well take my shooting-boots with you, and tell
Crummell to put a small patch on the soles and set up the heels. It
won’t take him long. Perhaps he can get them done in time for you to
bring them back with you. Ask him to try.”
“I will, Mr. Bodley,” said the curate. “I will urge him to make an
effort.”
“And as you are going to Crummell’s,” said Mrs. Bodley, “I will give you
my walking shoes to take to him. They want soling and heeling, and tell
him he is to use better leather than he did last time.”
Half an hour later Mr. Jawley passed through the playground appertaining
to the select boarding-academy maintained by the Reverend Augustus
Bodley. He carried a large and unshapely newspaper parcel, despite which
he walked with the springy gait of a released schoolboy. As he danced
across the desert expanse, his attention was arrested by a small crowd
of the pupils gathered significantly around two larger boys whose
attitudes suggested warlike intentions; indeed, even as he stopped to
observe them, one warrior delivered a tremendous blow which expended
itself on the air within a foot of the other combatant’s nose.
“Oh! fie!” exclaimed the scandalised curate. “Joblett! Joblett! Do you
realise that you nearly struck Byles? That you might actually have hurt
him?”
“I meant to hurt him,” said Joblett.
“You meant to! Oh, but how wrong! How unkind! Let me beg you—let me
entreat you to desist from these discreditable acts of violence.”
He stood awhile gazing with an expression of pained disapproval at the
combatants, who regarded him with sulky grins. Then, as the hostilities
seemed to be—temporarily—suspended, he walked slowly to the gate. He was
just pocketing the key when an extremely somnolent pear impinged on the
gate-post and sprinkled him with disintegrated fragments. He turned,
wiping his coat-skirt with his handkerchief, and addressed the
multitude, who all, oddly enough, happened to be looking in the opposite
direction.
“That was very naughty of you. _Very_ naughty. Someone must have thrown
that pear. I won’t tempt you to prevarication by asking who? But pears
don’t fly of themselves—especially sleepy ones.”
With this he went out of the gate, followed by an audible snigger which
swelled, as he walked away, into a yell of triumph.
The curate tripped blithely down the village street, clasping his parcel
and scattering smiles of concentrated amiability broadcast among the
villagers. As he approached the stile that guarded the footpath to
Dilbury, his smile intensified from mere amiability to positive
affection. A small lady—a very small lady, in fact—was standing by the
stile, resting a disproportionate basket on the lower step; and we may
as well admit, at once and without circumlocution, that this lady was
none other than Miss Dorcas Shipton and the prospective Mrs. Jawley.
The curate changed over his parcel to hold out a welcoming hand.
“Dorcas, my dear!” he exclaimed. “What a lucky chance that you should
happen to come this way!”
“It isn’t chance,” the little lady replied. “I heard Mrs. Bodley say
that she would ask you to go into Dilbury; so I determined to come and
speed you on your journey” (the distance to Dilbury was about three and
a half miles) “and see that you were properly equipped. Why did not you
bring your umbrella?”
Mr. Jawley explained that the hat, the boots, the fresh haddock, and the
mixed pickles would fully occupy his available organs of prehension.
“That is true,” said Dorcas. “But I hope you are wearing your
chest-protector and those cork soles that I gave you.”
Mr. Jawley assured her that he had taken these necessary precautions.
“And have you rubbed your heels well with soap?”
“Yes,” replied the curate. “Thoroughly—most thoroughly. They are a
little sticky at present, but I shall feel the benefit as I go on. I
have obeyed your instructions to the letter.”
“That is right, Deodatus,” said Miss Dorcas; “and as you have been so
good, you shall have a little reward.”
She lifted the lid of the basket and took out a small paper bag, which
she handed to him with a fond smile. The curate opened the bag and
peered in expectantly.
“Ha!” he exclaimed. “Bull’s-eyes! How nice! How good of you, Dorcas! And
how discriminating!” (Bull’s-eyes were his one dissipation.) “Won’t you
take one?”
“No, thank you,” replied Dorcas. “I mustn’t go into the cottages
smelling of peppermint.”
“Why not?” asked Deodatus. “I often do. I think the poor creatures
rather enjoy the aroma—especially the children.”
But Dorcas was adamant; and after some further chirping and twittering,
the two little people exchanged primly affectionate farewells, and the
curate, having popped a bull’s-eye into his mouth, padded away along the
footpath, sucking joyously.
It is needless to say that Mrs. Bodley’s hat was not finished. The
curate had unwisely executed all his other commissions before calling on
the milliner: had ordered the pears, and even tested the quality of one
or two samples; had directed the cobbler to send the rector’s boots to
the hat-shop; and had then collected the lace, black-lead, cotton,
pickles, and the fresh haddock, and borne them in triumph to the abode
of Miss Gosse. It appeared that the hat would not be ready until seven
o’clock in the evening. But it also appeared that tea would be ready in
a few minutes. Accordingly the curate remained to partake of that meal
in the workroom, in company with Miss Gosse and her “hands”; and having
been fed to bursting-point with French rolls and cake, left his various
belongings and went forth to while away the time and paint the town of
Dilbury—not exactly red, but a delicate and attenuated pink.
After an hour or so of rambling about the town, the curate’s errant
footsteps carried him down to the docks, where he was delighted with the
spectacle of a military transport, just home from West Africa,
discharging her passengers. The khaki-clad warriors trooped down the
gang-planks and saluted him with cheerful greetings as he sat on a
bollard and watched them. One even inquired if his—Mr. Jawley’s—mother
knew he was out; which the curate thought very kind and attentive of
him. But what thrilled him most was the appearance of the chaplain; a
fine, portly churchman with an imposing, coppery nose, who was so
overjoyed at the sight of his native land that he sang aloud. Mr. Jawley
was deeply affected.
When the soldiers had gone, he slowly retraced his steps towards the
gates; but he had hardly gone twenty yards when his eye was attracted by
a small object lying in the thick grass that grew between the irregular
paving-stones of the quay. He stooped to pick it up and uttered an
exclamation of delight. It was a tiny effigy of a parrot, quaintly
wrought in bronze and not more than two and a half inches high including
the pedestal on which it stood. A perforation through the eyes had
furnished the means of suspension, and a strand of silken thread yet
remained, to show, by its frayed ends, how the treasure had been lost.
Mr. Jawley was charmed. It was such a dear little parrot, so quaint, so
naïve. He was a simple man, and small things gave him pleasure; and this
small thing pleased him especially. The better to examine his find, he
seated himself on a nice, clean white post and proceeded to polish the
little effigy with his handkerchief, having previously moistened the
latter with his tongue. The polishing improved its appearance
wonderfully, and he was inspecting it complacently when his eye lighted
on a chalked inscription on the pavement. The writing was upside-down as
he sat, but he had no difficulty in deciphering the words “Wet paint.”
He rose hastily and examined the flat top of the post. There is no need
to go into details. Suffice it to say that anyone looking at that post
could have seen that some person had sat on it. Mr. Jawley moved away
with an angry exclamation. It was very annoying. But that did not
justify the expressions that he used; which were not only out of
character with his usual mild demeanour but unsuitable to his cloth,
even if that cloth happened to be—but again we say there is no need to
go into details. Still frowning irritably, he strode out through the
dock gates and up the High Street on his way to Miss Gosse’s
establishment. As he was passing the fruiterer’s shop, Mr. Barber, the
proprietor, ran out.
“Good evening, Mr. Jawley. About those pears that you ordered of my
young man. You’d better not have those, sir. Let me send you another
kind.”
“Why?” asked the curate.
“Well, sir, those pears, to be quite candid, are not very good——”
“I don’t care whether they are good or bad,” interrupted Mr. Jawley. “I
am not going to eat them,” and he stamped away up the High Street,
leaving the fruiterer in a state of stupefaction. But he did not proceed
directly to the milliner’s. Some errant fancy impelled him to turn up a
side-street and make his way towards the waterside portion of the town;
and it was, in fact, nearly eight o’clock when he approached Miss
Gosse’s premises (now closed for the night) and rang the bell. The
interval, however, had not been entirely uneventful. A blue mark under
the left eye and a somewhat battered and dusty condition of hat and
clothing seemed reminiscent of recent and thrilling experiences; and the
satisfied grin that he bestowed on the astonished caretaker suggested
that those experiences, if strenuous, had not been wholly unpleasurable.
The shades of night had fallen on the village of Bobham when Mr. Jawley
appeared in the one and only street. He carried, balanced somewhat
unsteadily on his head, a large cardboard box, but was otherwise
unencumbered. The box had originally been of a cubical form, but now
presented a slightly irregular outline and from one corner a thin liquid
dripped on Mr. Jawley’s shoulder, diffusing an aroma of vinegar and
onions with an added savour that was delicate and fish-like. Up the
empty street the curate strode with a martial air, and having picked up
the box—for the thirteenth time—just outside the gate, entered the
rectory, deposited his burden on the drawing-room sofa, and went up to
his room. He required no supper. For once in a way he was not hungry. He
had, in fact, taken a little refreshment in town; and whelks are a very
satisfying food, if you only take enough of them.
In his narrow and bumpy bed the curate lay wakeful and wrapped in
pleasing meditation. Now his thoughts strayed to the little bronze
parrot, which he had placed, after a final polish, on the mantelpiece;
and now, in delightful retrospection, he recalled the incidents of his
little jaunt. There was, for instance, the slightly intoxicated marine
with whom he had enjoyed a playful interview in Mermaid Street.
Gleefully he reconstituted the image of that warrior as he had last seen
him sitting in the gutter attending to his features with a reddened
handkerchief. And there was the overturned whelk-stall and the two
bluejackets outside the “Pope’s Head.” He grinned at the recollection.
And yet there were grumblers who actually complained of the dulness of
the clerical life!
Again he recalled the pleasant walk home across the darkening fields,
the delightful rest by the wayside (on the cardboard box), and the
pleasantries that he had exchanged with a pair of rustic lovers—who had
told him that “he ought to be ashamed of himself; a gentleman and a
minister of religion, too!” He chuckled aloud as he thought of their
bucolic irritation and his own brilliant repartee.
But at this moment his meditations were broken into by a very singular
interruption. From the neighbourhood of the mantelpiece there issued a
voice—a very strange voice, deep, buzzing, resonant, chanting a short
sentence, framed of yet more strange and unfamiliar words:
“_Donköh e didi mä tūm. On esse?_”
This astounding phrase rang out in the little room with a deep, booming
emphasis on the “tūm,” and an interrogative note on the two final words.
There followed an interval of intense silence, and then, from some
distance, as it seemed, came the tapping of drums, imitating, most
curiously, the sound and accent of the words; “tūm,” for instance, being
rendered by a large drum of deep, cavernous tone.
Mr. Jawley listened with a pleased and interested smile. After a short
interval, the chant was repeated, and again, like a far-away echo, the
drums performed their curious mimicry of speech. Mr. Jawley was deeply
interested. After a dozen or so of repetitions, he found himself able to
repeat, with a fair accent, the mysterious sentence, and even to imitate
the tapping and booming of the drums.
But after all you can have too much of a good thing; and when the chant
had continued to recur, at intervals of about ten seconds, for a quarter
of an hour, Mr. Jawley began to feel bored.
“There!” said he, “that’ll do,” and he composed himself for slumber. But
the invisible chanter, ignoring his remark, continued the performance
_da capo_ and _ad lib._—in fact, _ad nauseam_. Then Mr. Jawley became
annoyed. First he sat up in bed and made what he considered appropriate
comments on the performance, with a few personal references to the
performer; and then, as the chant still continued with the relentless
persistence of a chapel bell, he sprang out and strode furiously over to
the mantelpiece.
“Shut up!” he roared, shaking his fist at the invisible parrot; and,
strange to say, both the chant and the drumming ceased forthwith. There
are some forms of speech, it would seem, that require no interpreter.
When Mr. Jawley entered the breakfast-room on the following morning, the
rector’s wife was in the act of helping her husband to a devilled
kidney, but she paused in the occupation to greet the curate with a
stony stare. Mr. Jawley sat down and knocked his knee as usual, but
commented on the circumstance in terms which were not at all usual. The
rector stared aghast and Mrs. Bodley exclaimed in shrill accents: “Mr.
Jawley, how dare——”
At this point she paused, having caught the curate’s eye. A deathly
silence ensued, during which Mr. Jawley glared at a solitary boiled egg.
Suddenly he snatched up a knife, and with uncanny dexterity, decapitated
the egg with a single stroke. Then he peered curiously into the
disclosed cavity. Now if there was one thing that Mr. Jawley hated more
than another, it was an underdone egg; and as his eye encountered a
yellow spheroid floating in a clear liquid, he frowned ominously.
“Raw, by Gosh!” he exclaimed hoarsely; and plucking the egg from its
calyx, he sent it hurtling across the room. For several seconds the
rector stared, silent and open-mouthed, at his curate; then, following
his wife’s gaze, he stared at the wall, on the chrysanthemum paper of
which appeared a new motive uncontemplated by the designer. And
meanwhile, Mr. Jawley reached across the table and stuck a fork into the
devilled kidney.
When the rector looked round and discovered his loss, he essayed some
spluttered demands for an explanation. But since the organs of speech
are associated with the act of mastication, the curate was not in a
position to answer him. His eyes, however, were disengaged at the
moment, and some compelling quality in them caused the rector and his
wife to rise from their chairs and back cautiously towards the door. Mr.
Jawley nodded them out blandly; and being left in possession, proceeded
to fill himself a cup of tea, and another of coffee, cleared the dish,
emptied the toast-rack, and having disposed of these trifles, concluded
a Gargantuan repast by crunching up the contents of the sugar-basin.
Never had he enjoyed such a breakfast, and never had he felt so
satisfied and joyous.
Having wiped his smiling lips on the table-cloth, he strolled out into
the playground, where the boys were waiting to be driven in to lessons.
At the moment of his appearance, Messrs. Joblett and Byles were in the
act of resuming adjourned hostilities. The curate strode through the
ring of spectators and beamed on the combatants with ferocious
benevolence. His arrival had produced a brief armistice, but as he
uttered no protests, the battle was resumed with a tentative prod on the
part of Joblett.
The curate grinned savagely. “That isn’t the way, Joblett,” he
exclaimed. “Kick him, man. Kick him in the stomach.”
“Beg pardon, sir,” said Joblett, regarding his preceptor with
saucer-eyes. “Did you say kick him?”
“Yes,” roared the curate. “In the stomach. Like this!”
He backed a few paces, and fixing a glittering eye on Byles’s abdomen,
rushed forward, and, flinging his right foot back until it was almost
visible over his shoulder, let out a tremendous kick. But Byles’s
stomach was not there. Neither was Byles, which, of course, follows. The
result was that Mr. Jawley’s foot, meeting with no resistance, flew into
space, carrying Mr. Jawley’s centre of gravity with it.
When the curate scrambled to his feet and glared balefully around, the
playground was empty. A frantic crowd surged in through the open house
door, while stragglers hurriedly climbed over the walls.
Mr. Jawley laughed hoarsely. It was time to open school, but at the
moment he was not studiously inclined. Letting himself out by the gate,
he strolled forth into the village and sauntered up the street. And here
it was, just opposite the little butcher’s shop, that he encountered the
village atheist. Now this philosopher—who, it is needless to say, was a
cobbler by profession—had a standing and perennial joke, which was to
greet the curate with the words: “How do, Jawley?” and thereby elicit a
gracious “Good morning, Mr. Pegg” and a polite touch of the hat. He
proceeded this morning to utter the invariable formula, cocking his eye
at the expectant butcher. But the anticipated response came not.
Instead, the curate turned on him suddenly and growled:
“Say ‘sir,’ you vermin, when you speak to your betters.”
The astounded cobbler was speechless for a moment. But only for a
moment.
“What!” he exclaimed, “me say ‘sir’ to a sneakin’ little sky-pilot,
what——”
Here Mr. Jawley turned and stepped lightly over to the shop. Reaching in
through the open front, he lifted a cleaver from its nail, and swinging
it high above his head, rushed with a loud yell at the offending
cobbler. But Mr. Pegg was not without presence of mind—which, in this
case, connoted absence of body. Before you could say “wax,” he had
darted into his house, bolted the door, and was looking down with
bulging eyes from the first-floor window on the crown of the curate’s
hat.
Meanwhile the butcher had emerged angrily from his shop and approached
the curate from behind.
“Here,” he exclaimed gruffly, “what are you doing with that chop——” Here
he paused suddenly as Mr. Jawley turned his head, and he continued with
infinite suavity:
“Could you, sir, manage to spare that cleaver? If you would be so
kind——”
Mr. Jawley uttered a sulky growl and thrust the great chopper into its
owner’s hands; then, as the butcher turned away, he gave a loud laugh,
on which the tradesman cleared his threshold at a single bound and
slammed the half-door behind him. But a terrified backward glance showed
him the curate’s face wreathed in smiles, and another glance made him
aware of the diminutive figure of Miss Dorcas Shipton approaching up the
street.
The curate ran forward to meet her, beaming with affection. But he
didn’t merely beam. Not at all. The sound of his greeting was audible
even to Mr. Pegg, who leaned out of window, with eyes that bulged more
than ever.
“Really, Deodatus!” exclaimed the scandalised Miss Dorcas. “What can you
be thinking about, in such a pub——” Her remonstrances were cut short at
this point by fresh demonstrations, which caused the butcher to wipe his
mouth with the back of his hand and Mr. Pegg to gasp with fresh
amazement.
“Pray, pray remember yourself, Deodatus!” exclaimed the blushing Dorcas,
wriggling, at length, out of his too-affectionate grasp. “Besides,” she
added with a sudden strategic inspiration, “you surely ought to be in
school at this time.”
“That is of no consequence, darling,” said Jawley, advancing on her with
open arms; “old Bod can look after the whelps.”
“Oh, but you mustn’t neglect your duties, Deodatus,” said Miss Dorcas,
still backing away. “Won’t you go in, just to please me?”
“Certainly, my love, if you wish it,” replied Jawley, with an amorous
leer. “I’ll go at once—but I _must_ have just one more,” and again the
village street rang with a sound as of the popping of a ginger-beer
cork.
As he approached the school, Mr. Jawley became aware of the familiar and
distasteful roar of many voices. Standing in the doorway, he heard Mr.
Bodley declare with angry emphasis that he “would not have this
disgraceful noise,” and saw him slap the desk with his open hand;
whereupon nothing in particular happened excepting an apparently
preconcerted chorus as of many goats. Then Mr. Jawley entered and looked
round; and in a moment the place was wrapped in a silence like that of
an Egyptian tomb.
Space does not allow of our recording in detail the history of the next
few days. We may, however, say in general terms that there grew up in
the village of Bobham a feeling of universal respect for the diminutive
curate, not entirely unmixed with superstitious awe. Rustics, hitherto
lax in their manners, pulled off their hats like clockwork at his
approach; Mr. Pegg, abandoning the village street, cultivated a taste
for footpaths, preferably remote and unobstructed by trees; the butcher
fell into the habit of sending gratuitous sweetbreads to the Rectory,
addressed to Mr. Jawley; and even the blacksmith, when he had recovered
from his black eye, adopted a suave and conciliatory demeanour.
The rector’s wife alone cherished a secret resentment (though outwardly
attentive in the matter of devilled kidneys and streaky bacon), and
urged the rector to get rid of his fire-eating subordinate; but her
plans failed miserably. It is true that the rector did venture
tentatively to open the subject to the curate, who listened with a
lowering brow and sharpened a lead pencil with a colossal pocket-knife
that he had bought at a ship-chandler’s in Dilbury. But the conclusion
was never reached. Distracted, perhaps, by Mr. Jawley’s inscrutable
manner, the rector became confused, and, to his own surprise, found
himself urging the curate to accept an additional twenty pounds a
year—an offer which Mr. Jawley immediately insisted on having in
writing.
The only person who did not share the universal awe was Miss Dorcas; for
she, like the sundial, “numbered only the sunny hours.” But she
respected him more than any, and, though dimly surprised at the rumours
of his doings, gloried in secret over his prowess.
Thus the days rolled on, and Mr. Jawley put on flesh visibly. Then came
the eventful morning when, on scanning the rector’s _Times_, his eye
lighted on an advertisement in the Personal Column:
“Ten Pounds Reward.—Lost: a small bronze effigy of a parrot on a square
pedestal; the whole two and a half inches high. The above Reward will be
paid on behalf of the owner by the Curator of the Ethnographical
Department of the British Museum, who has a photograph and description
of the object.”
Now Mr. Jawley had become deeply attached to the parrot. But after all,
it was only a pretty trifle, and ten pounds was ten pounds. That very
afternoon, the Curator found himself confronted by a diminutive
clergyman of ferocious aspect, and hurriedly disgorged ten sovereigns
after verifying the description; and to this day he is wont to recount,
as an instance of the power of money, the remarkable change for the
better in the clergyman’s manners when the transaction was completed.
It was late in the afternoon when Mr. Jawley reappeared in the village
of Bobham. He carried a gigantic paper parcel under one arm, and his
pockets bulged so that he appeared to suffer from some unclassified
deformity. At the stile, he suddenly encountered Mr. Pegg, who prepared
for instant flight and was literally stupefied when the curate lifted
his hat and graciously wished him “good evening.” But Mr. Pegg was even
more stupefied when, a few minutes later, he saw the curate seated on a
doorstep, with the open parcel on his knees, and a mob of children
gathered around him. For Mr. Jawley, with the sunniest of smiles, was
engaged in distributing dolls, peg-tops, skipping-ropes, and little
wooden horses to a running accompaniment of bull’s-eyes, brandy-balls,
and other delicacies, which he produced from inexhaustible pockets. He
even offered Mr. Pegg himself a sugar-stick, which the philosophic
cordwainer accepted with a polite bow and presently threw over a wall.
But he pondered deeply on this wonder, and is probably pondering still,
in common with the other inhabitants of Bobham.
But though, from that moment, Mr. Jawley became once more the gentlest
and most amiable of men, the prestige of his former deeds remained;
reverential awe attended his footsteps abroad, devilled kidneys and
streaky bacon were his portion at home; until such time as Miss Dorcas
Shipton underwent a quieter metamorphosis and became Mrs. Deodatus
Jawley. And thereafter he walked, not only amidst reverence and awe, but
also amidst flowers and sunshine.
* * * * *
_Postscript._—The curious who would know more about the parrot may find
him on his appropriate shelf in the West African Section, and read the
large descriptive label which sets forth his history.
“Bronze-gold weight in the form of a parrot. This object was formerly
the property of the great Ashanti war Chief, Amankwa Tia, whose clan
totem was a parrot. It was worn by him, attached to his wrist, as an
amulet or charm, and when on a campaign a larger copy of it, of gilded
wood, was carried by the chief herald, who preceded him and chanted his
official motto. It may be explained here that each of the Ashanti
generals had a distinguishing motto, consisting of a short sentence,
which was called out before him by his heralds when on the march, and
repeated, with remarkably close mimicry, by the message drums. Thus,
when several bodies of troops were marching through the dense forest,
their respective identities were made clear to one another by the sound
of the chant on the drums. Amankwa Tia’s motto was: ‘Donköh e didi mä
tūm. On esse?’ Which may be translated: ‘(Foreign) Slaves revile me.
Why?’ A somewhat meaningless sentence, but having, perhaps, a sinister
significance.”