LETTER IV.

THEN comes Mr. Isaac Hawkins Brown (the gentleman who danced so badly at

the Court of Naples), and asks if it is not an anomaly to educate men in

another religion than your own. It certainly is our duty to get rid of

error, and, above all, of religious error; but this is not to be done

_per saltum_, or the measure will miscarry, like the Queen. It may be

very easy to dance away the royal embryo of a great kingdom; but Mr.

Hawkins Brown must look before he leaps, when his object is to crush an

opposite sect in religion; false steps aid the one effect as much as they

are fatal to the other: it will require not only the lapse of Mr. Hawkins

Brown, but the lapse of centuries, before the absurdities of the Catholic

religion are laughed at as much as they deserve to be; but surely, in the

meantime, the Catholic religion is better than none; four millions of

Catholics are better than four millions of wild beasts; two hundred

priests educated by our own government are better than the same number

educated by the man who means to destroy us.

The whole sum now appropriated by Government to the religious education

of four millions of Christians is £13,000; a sum about one hundred times

as large being appropriated in the same country to about one-eighth part

of this number of Protestants. When it was proposed to raise this grant

from £8,000 to £13,000, its present amount, this sum was objected to by

that most indulgent of Christians, Mr. Spencer Perceval, as enormous; he

himself having secured for his own eating and drinking, and the eating

and drinking of the Master and Miss Percevals, the reversionary sum of

£21,000 a year of the public money, and having just failed in a desperate

and rapacious attempt to secure to himself for life the revenues of the

Duchy of Lancaster: and the best of it is, that this minister, after

abusing his predecessors for their impious bounty to the Catholics, has

found himself compelled, from the apprehension of immediate danger, to

grant the sum in question, thus dissolving his pearl in vinegar, and

destroying all the value of the gift by the virulence and reluctance with

which it was granted.

I hear from some persons in Parliament, and from others in the sixpenny

societies for debate, a great deal about unalterable laws passed at the

Revolution. When I hear any man talk of an unalterable law, the only

effect it produces upon me is to convince me that he is an unalterable

fool. A law passed when there was Germany, Spain, Russia, Sweden,

Holland, Portugal, and Turkey; when there was a disputed succession; when

four or five hundred acres were won and lost after ten years’ hard

fighting; when armies were commanded by the sons of kings, and campaigns

passed in an interchange of civil letters and ripe fruit; and for these

laws, when the whole state of the world is completely changed, we are

now, according to my Lord Hawkesbury, to hold ourselves ready to perish.

It is no mean misfortune, in times like these, to be forced to say

anything about such men as Lord Hawkesbury, and to be reminded that we

are governed by them, but as I am driven to it, I must take the liberty

of observing that the wisdom and liberality of my Lord Hawkesbury are of

that complexion which always shrinks from the present exercise of these

virtues by praising the splendid examples of them in ages past. If he

had lived at such periods, he would have opposed the Revolution by

praising the Reformation, and the Reformation by speaking handsomely of

the Crusades. He gratifies his natural antipathy to great and courageous

measures by playing off the wisdom and courage which have ceased to

influence human affairs against that wisdom and courage which living men

would employ for present happiness. Besides, it happens unfortunately

for the Warden of the Cinque Ports, that to the principal incapacities

under which the Irish suffer, they were subjected after that great and

glorious revolution, to which we are indebted for so many blessings, and

his Lordship for the termination of so many periods. The Catholics were

not excluded from the Irish House of Commons, or military commands,

before the 3rd and 4th of William and Mary, and the 1st and 2nd of Queen

Anne.

If the great mass of the people, environed as they are on every side with

Jenkinsons, Percevals, Melvilles, and other perils, were to pray for

divine illumination and aid, what more could Providence in its mercy do

than send them the example of Scotland? For what a length of years was

it attempted to compel the Scotch to change their religion: horse, foot,

artillery, and armed Prebendaries, were sent out after the Presbyterian

parsons and their congregations. The Percevals of those days called for

blood: this call is never made in vain, and blood was shed; but, to the

astonishment and horror of the Percevals of those days, they could not

introduce the book of Common Prayer, nor prevent that metaphysical people

from going to heaven their true way, instead of our true way. With a

little oatmeal for food, and a little sulphur for friction, allaying

cutaneous irritation with the one hand, and holding his Calvinistical

creed in the other, Sawney ran away to his flinty hills, sung his psalm

out of tune his own way, and listened to his sermon of two hours long,

amid the rough and imposing melancholy of the tallest thistles. But

Sawney brought up his unbreeched offspring in a cordial hatred of his

oppressors; and Scotland was as much a part of the weakness of England

then as Ireland is at this moment. The true and the only remedy was

applied; the Scotch were suffered to worship God after their own tiresome

manner, without pain, penalty, or privation. No lightning descended from

heaven: the country was not ruined; the world is not yet come to an end;

the dignitaries who foretold all these consequences are utterly

forgotten, and Scotland has ever since been an increasing source of

strength to Great Britain. In the six hundredth year of our empire over

Ireland we are making laws to transport a man if he is found out of his

house after eight o’clock at night. That this is necessary I know too

well; but tell me why it is necessary. It is not necessary in Greece,

where the Turks are masters.

Are you aware that there is at this moment a universal clamour throughout

the whole of Ireland against the Union? It is now one month since I

returned from that country; I have never seen so extraordinary, so

alarming, and so rapid a change in the sentiments of any people. Those

who disliked the Union before are quite furious against it now; those who

doubted doubt no more; those who were friendly to it have exchanged that

friendship for the most rooted aversion; in the midst of all this (which

is by far the most alarming symptom), there is the strongest disposition

on the part of the northern Dissenters to unite with the Catholics,

irritated by the faithless injustice with which they have been treated.

If this combination does take place (mark what I say to you), you will

have meetings all over Ireland for the cry of _No Union_; that cry will

spread like wild-fire, and blaze over every opposition; and if this be

the case, there is no use in mincing the matter; Ireland is gone, and the

death-blow of England is struck; and this event may happen

_instantly_—before Mr. Canning and Mr. Hookham Frere have turned Lord

Howick’s last speech into doggerel rhymne; before “_the near and dear

relations_” have received another quarter of their pension, or Mr.

Perceval conducted the Curates’ Salary Bill safely to a third reading.

If the mind of the English people, cursed as they now are with that

madness of religious dissension which has been breathed into them for the

purposes of private ambition, can be alarmed by any remembrances, and

warned by any events, they should never forget how nearly Ireland was

lost to this country during the American war; that it was saved merely by

the jealousy of the Protestant Irish towards the Catholics, then a much

more insignificant and powerless body than they now are. The Catholic

and the Dissenter have since combined together against you. Last war,

the winds, those ancient and unsubsidised allies of England; the winds,

upon which English ministers depend as much for saving kingdoms as

washerwomen do for drying clothes; the winds stood your friends: the

French could only get into Ireland in small numbers, and the rebels were

defeated. Since then, all the remaining kingdoms of Europe have been

destroyed; and the Irish see that their national independence is gone,

without having received any single one of those advantages which they

were taught to expect from the sacrifice. All good things were to flow

from the Union; they have none of them gained anything. Every man’s

pride is wounded by it; no man’s interest is promoted. In the seventh

year of that union four million Catholics, lured by all kinds of promises

to yield up the separate dignity and sovereignty of their country, are

forced to squabble with such a man as Mr. Spencer Perceval for five

thousand pounds with which to educate their children in their own mode of

worship, he, the same Mr. Spencer, having secured to his own Protestant

self a reversionary portion of the public money amounting to four times

that sum. A senior Proctor of the University of Oxford, the head of a

house, or the examining chaplain to a bishop, may believe these things

can last; but every man of the world, whose understanding has been

exercised in the business of life, must see (and see with a breaking

heart) that they will soon come to a fearful termination.

Our conduct to Ireland during the whole of this war has been that of a

man who subscribes to hospitals, weeps at charity sermons, carries out

broth and blankets to beggars, and then comes home and beats his wife and

children. We had compassion for the victims of all other oppression and

injustice except our own. If Switzerland was threatened, away went a

Treasury Clerk with a hundred thousand pounds for Switzerland; large bags

of money were kept constantly under sailing orders; upon the slightest

demonstration towards Naples, down went Sir William Hamilton upon his

knees, and begged for the love of St. Januarius they would help us off

with a little money; all the arts of Machiavel were resorted to to

persuade Europe to borrow; troops were sent off in all directions to save

the Catholic and Protestant world; the Pope himself was guarded by a

regiment of English dragoons; if the Grand Lama had been at hand, he

would have had another; every Catholic clergyman who had the good fortune

to be neither English nor Irish was immediately provided with lodging,

soap, crucifix, missal, chapel-beads, relics, and holy water; if Turks

had landed, Turks would have received an order from the Treasury for

coffee, opium, korans, and seraglios. In the midst of all this fury of

saving and defending this crusade for conscience and Christianity, there

was a universal agreement among all descriptions of people to continue

every species of internal persecution, to deny at home every just right

that had been denied before, to pummel poor Dr. Abraham Rees and his

Dissenters, and to treat the unhappy Catholics of Ireland as if their

tongues were mute, their heels cloven, their nature brutal, and

designedly subjected by Providence to their Orange masters.

How would my admirable brother, the Rev. Abraham Plymley, like to be

marched to a Catholic chapel, to be sprinkled with the sanctified

contents of a pump, to hear a number of false quantities in the Latin

tongue, and to see a number of persons occupied in making right angles

upon the breast and forehead? And if all this would give you so much

pain, what right have you to march Catholic soldiers to a place of

worship, where there is no aspersion, no rectangular gestures, and where

they understand every word they hear, having first, in order to get him

to enlist, made a solemn promise to the contrary? Can you wonder, after

this, that the Catholic priest stops the recruiting in Ireland, as he is

now doing to a most alarming degree?

The late question concerning military rank did not individually affect

the lowest persons of the Catholic persuasion; but do you imagine they do

not sympathise with the honour and disgrace of their superiors? Do you

think that satisfaction and dissatisfaction do not travel down from Lord

Fingal to the most potato-less Catholic in Ireland, and that the glory or

shame of the sect is not felt by many more than these conditions

personally and corporeally affect? Do you suppose that the detection of

Sir Henry Mildmay, and the disappointment of Mr. Perceval _in the matter_

of the Duchy of Lancaster, did not affect every dabbler in public

property? Depend upon it these things were felt through all the

gradations of small plunderers, down to him who filches a pound of

tobacco from the King’s warehouses; while, on the contrary, the acquittal

of any noble and official thief would not fail to diffuse the most

heart-felt satisfaction over the larcenous and burglarious world.

Observe, I do not say because the lower Catholics are affected by what

concerns their superiors, that they are not affected by what concerns

themselves. There is no disguising the horrid truth, _there must be some

relaxation with respect to tithe_: this is the cruel and heart-rending

price which must be paid for national preservation. I feel how little

existence will be worth having, if any alteration, however slight, is

made in the property of Irish rectors; I am conscious how much such

changes must affect the daily and hourly comforts of every Englishman; I

shall feel too happy if they leave Europe untouched, and are not

ultimately fatal to the destinies of America; but I am madly bent upon

keeping foreign enemies out of the British empire, and my limited

understanding presents me with no other means of effecting my object.

You talk of waiting till another reign before any alteration is made; a

proposal full of good sense and good nature, if the measure in question

were to pull down St. James’s Palace, or to alter Kew Gardens. Will

Bonaparte agree to put off his intrigues, and his invasion of Ireland?

If so, I will overlook the question of justice, and finding the danger

suspended, agree to the delay. I sincerely hope this reign may last many

years, yet the delay of a single session of Parliament may be fatal; but

if another year elapse without some serious concession made to the

Catholics, I believe, before God, that all future pledges and concessions

will be made in vain. I do not think that peace will do you any good

under such circumstances. If Bonaparte give you a respite, it will only

be to get ready the gallows on which he means to hang you. The Catholic

and the Dissenter can unite in peace as well as war. If they do, the

gallows is ready, and your executioner, in spite of the most solemn

promises, will turn you off the next hour.

With every disposition to please (where to please within fair and

rational limits is a high duty), it is impossible for public men to be

long silent about the Catholics; pressing evils are not got rid of,

because they are not talked of. A man may command his family to say

nothing more about the stone and surgical operations; but the ponderous

malice still lies upon the nerve, and gets so big, that the patient

breaks his own law of silence, clamours for the knife, and expires under

its late operation. Believe me, you talk folly when you talk of

suppressing the Catholic question. I wish to God the case admitted of

such a remedy; bad as it is, it does not admit of it. If the wants of

the Catholics are not heard in the manly tones of Lord Grenville, or the

servile drawl of Lord Castlereagh, they will be heard ere long in the

madness of mobs, and the conflicts of armed men.

I observe it is now universally the fashion to speak of the first

personage in the state as the great obstacle to the measure. In the

first place, I am not bound to believe such rumours because I hear them;

and in the next place, I object to such language, as unconstitutional.

Whoever retains his situation in the ministry while the incapacities of

the Catholics remain, is the advocate for those incapacities; and to him,

and to him only, am I to look for responsibility. But waive this

question of the Catholics, and put a general case:—How is a minister of

this country to act when the conscientious scruples of his Sovereign

prevent the execution of a measure deemed by him absolutely necessary to

the safety of the country? His conduct is quite clear—he should resign.

But what is his successor to do?—Resign. But is the King to be left

without ministers, and is he in this manner to be compelled to act

against his own conscience? Before I answer this, pray tell me in my

turn what better defence is there against the machinations of a wicked,

or the errors of a weak Monarch, than the impossibility of finding a

minister who will lend himself to vice and folly? Every English Monarch,

in such a predicament, would sacrifice his opinions and views to such a

clear expression of the public will; and it is one method in which the

Constitution aims at bringing about such a sacrifice. You may say, if

you please, the ruler of a state is forced to give up his object when the

natural love of place and power will tempt no one to assist him in its

attainment; this may be force; but it is force without injury, and

therefore without blame. I am not to be beat out of these obvious

reasonings, and ancient constitutional provisions, by the term

conscience. There is no fantasy, however wild, that a man may not

persuade himself that he cherishes from motives of conscience; eternal

war against impious France, or rebellious America, or Catholic Spain, may

in times to come be scruples of conscience. One English Monarch may,

from scruples of conscience, wish to abolish every trait of religious

persecution; another Monarch may deem it his absolute and indispensable

duty to make a slight provision for Dissenters out of the revenues of the

Church of England. So that you see, Brother Abraham, there are cases

where it would be the duty of the best and most loyal subjects to oppose

the conscientious scruples of their Sovereign, still taking care that

their actions were constitutional and their modes respectful. Then you

come upon me with personal questions, and say that no such dangers are to

be apprehended now under our present gracious Sovereign, of whose good

qualities we must be all so well convinced. All these sorts of

discussions I beg leave to decline. What I have said upon constitutional

topics, I mean of course for general, not for particular application. I

agree with you in all the good you have said of the powers that be, and I

avail myself of the opportunity of pointing out general dangers to the

Constitution, at a moment when we are so completely exempted from their

present influence. I cannot finish this letter without expressing my

surprise and pleasure at your abuse of the servile addresses poured in

upon the throne, nor can I conceive a greater disgust to a Monarch, with

a true English heart, than to see such a question as that of Catholic

Emancipation argued, not with a reference to its justice or importance,

but universally considered to be of no further consequence than as it

affects his own private feelings. That these sentiments should be mine

is not wonderful; but how they came to be yours does, I confess, fill me

with surprise. Are you moved by the arrival of the Irish Brigade at

Antwerp, and the amorous violence which awaits Mrs. Plymley?

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