HEART-TO-HEART TALKS.

(_The PRESIDENT of the United States and Mr. GERARD._)

_The President._ Here you are then at last, my dear Mr. GERARD. I am afraid

you have had a long and uncomfortable journey.

_Mr. Gerard._ Don't say a word about that, Mr. President. It's all in the

day's work, and, anyhow, it's an immense pleasure to be back in one's own

country.

_The President._ Yes, I can well believe that. Living amongst Germans at

this time can be no satisfaction to an American citizen.

_Mr. G._ No, indeed, Mr. President; you never said a truer word than that

in your life. The fact is the Germans have all gone mad with self-esteem,

and are convinced that every criticism of their actions must have its

foundations in envy and malignity. And yet they feel bitterly, too, that,

in spite of their successes here and there, the War on the whole has been

an enormous disappointment for them, and that the longer it continues the

worse their position becomes. The mixture of these feelings makes them

grossly arrogant and sensitive to the last degree, and reasonable

intercourse with them becomes impossible. No, Mr. President, they are not

pleasant people to live amongst at this moment, and right glad am I to be

away from them.

_The President._ And as to their submarine warfare, do they realise that we

shall hold them to what they have promised, and that if they persist in

their policy of murder there must be war between them and us?

_Mr. G._ The certainty that you mean what you say has but little effect on

them. They argue in this way: Germany is in difficulties; the submarine

weapon is the only one that will help Germany, therefore Germany must use

that weapon ruthlessly and hack through with it, whatever may be urged on

behalf of international law or humanity at large. Humanity doesn't count in

the German mind because humanity doesn't wear a German uniform or look upon

the KAISER as absolutely infallible. Down, therefore, with humanity and,

incidentally, with America and all the smaller neutrals who may be disposed

to follow her lead.

_The President._ So you think patience, moderation and reasonable argument

are all useless?

_Mr. G._ See here, Mr. President, this is how the matter stands. They

imagine they can ruin England with their submarines--they 're probably

wrong, but that's their notion--but if they give way to America this

illegitimate weapon is blunted and they lose the war. Sooner than suffer

that catastrophe they will defy America. And they don't believe as yet that

America means what she says and is determined to fight rather than suffer

these outrages to continue. The Germans will try to throw dust in your

eyes, Mr. President, while continuing the submarine atrocities.

_The President._ The Germans will soon be undeceived. We will not suffer

this wrong, and we will fight, if need be, in order to prevent it. God

knows we have striven to keep the peace through months and years of racking

anxiety. If war comes it is not we who have sought it. Nobody can lay that

reproach upon us. Rather have we striven by all honourable means to avoid

it. But we have ideals that we cannot abandon, though they may clash with

German ambitions and German methods. There we are fixed, and to give way

even by an inch would be to dishonour our country and to show ourselves

unworthy of the freedom our forefathers won for us at the point of the

sword. That is the conclusion I have come to, having judged these matters

with such power of judgment as God has given me.

_Mr. G._ And to that every true American will say Amen.

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[Illustration: WAR-SAVINGS.

SULTAN. "THE OLD 'UN SEEMS TO WANT THE WHOLE WORLD AGAINST HIM, SO AS TO

SAVE HIS FACE WHEN HE'S BEATEN."

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