It Can’t Be Done
“Dress up,” roared the Topper, “y’ grinnin’ baboon;”
“Dress up,” bawled the Topper, “y’ half-witted loon.”
“How can I?” asked Riley, adjusting his spur.
“How can I dress up on thirty beans per?”
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Captain Billy's Whiz Bang, Vol. 3, No. 25, October, 1921 America's Magazine of Wit, Humor and Filosophy · 第 59 / 62 题