A certain young man named McGirth,
Was born on the day of his birth,
He was married they say
On his wife’s wedding day,
And he died on his last day on earth.
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Pat was passing a graveyard one day and read on a tombstone, “I still
live.”
“Be jabbers,” said Pat, “if I was dead sure I’d own up to it.”
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