A New Melody

One of the latest song hits in Southern California is “And we will get a

little bungalow in Hollywood and live our own sweet way.”

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_Indeed, Aloysius, you’re right—socks are the most frugal things in the

world. They wouldn’t think of dropping a scent until they’re washed.

Hoping you are the same, I am,_

_Antiseptically speaking,_

_Yours for safety first,_

_Bilious Billy._

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Do you need any typewriter supplies? Yes, send me two pounds of candy and

a box of chewing gum.

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About the only amusement women appear to have nowadays is smoking

cigarettes, shaking the shimmy, and shooting their husbands.

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=_We wonder where the pictures that used to hang in the bar rooms are

now?_=

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Captain Billy's Whiz Bang, Vol. 3, No. 25, October, 1921 America's Magazine of Wit, Humor and Filosophy · 第 38 / 62 题