Height of Laziness

A fellow who gets up at five o’clock in the morning so that he’ll have

more time to loaf.

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Har, Har, Ha!

Heard a good joke this morning.

Is it really a good one?

Must be. My stenographer laughed until she almost fell off my lap when I

told it to her.

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A fast night makes a slow day. How well do I know it this morning.

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Captain Billy's Whiz Bang, Vol. 3, No. 25, October, 1921 America's Magazine of Wit, Humor and Filosophy · 第 36 / 62 题