SIGSBEE AS A PRACTICAL JOKER

Charles D. Sigsbee, writer, artist, hydrographic expert, mathematician,

inventor, and incidentally the central figure, composed and dignified, in

the greatest marine tragedy of modern times, is the kind of a man most

people--men, women, and children,--like to see and know. His brow can

be stern, and no one knows that better than the people who have sailed

under him; but he loves peace better than war, and the twinkle behind his

glasses never quite dies out.

As a midshipman he was always the prime mover in any affair which could

contribute to the gayety of existence; was a better judge of people than

he was of test-tubes, and a practical joker of ability, which is saying

much. The fascination which the ocean holds for all boys of sound mind

gained an early sway over young Sigsbee. He received his appointment to

the Naval Academy just before the Civil War, in 1859.

He liked the practical work, but could never settle down to the

desperate grind of the academic course. He found himself more often

making caricatures of “Dom Roget,” the teacher of Spanish (a language

he has since mastered), than in poring over the verbs and adverbs in the

text-book. They were good caricatures, too, and when the other youngsters

in the section saw them there was merriment which poor Dom Roget could not

understand. But the professor solved the matter satisfactorily by marking

all the delinquents on a low scale of credit, and, to be certain of the

right culprit, Sigsbee lowest of all.

The young artist used to make pictures of everything and everybody he

saw, and write pieces about them,--sprightly literature which went from

one end of the Academy to the other. And so when the end of the year came

round he found that, instead of being enrolled on the academic scroll of

fame, he was relegated to the lower half of the class, which they called

the “wooden” half.

He went back into the next class,--which entered in 1860,--and with

the advantage of a year of experience he obtained a position in the new

class which he held until graduation time. He never quite got over his

propensities for making fun.

He began as a joke, and afterwards kept it up, an anonymous correspondence

with a member of his class. Sigsbee disguised his hand, and in the

guise of “Lily Gaines,” a very fascinating young woman of susceptible

tendencies, wrote to Midshipman Mullan in such endearing terms that

for three months that young gentleman was kept in a state of alternate

suspense and rapture. At last, in a burst of confidence some one told

Mullan of the deception, and the correspondence suddenly ceased.

But in spite of all this Midshipman Sigsbee went out into the world to

practise his profession in stirring times, and ever acquitted himself as

a valiant officer and accomplished gentleman. As the months rolled into

years the naval service could boast of no officer who studied harder or

who brought more steadfast qualities into his work.

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