THE PROFESSOR'S SECOND DILEMMA.
Early the next day old man McGee paid them a call. He came to take
back the burro they had hired from him for convenience in getting back
and forth from Yuma. He also wanted to get a ladder which had been
left at the deserted shanty. The old man rode into camp on a
razor-backed horse and professed great astonishment when he saw how
nearly completed the work on the Wondership was.
"But you kain't fool me," he said knowingly. "I may be old but I'm
wise. That thing fly? Why, you might as well tell me the Nat'nul Hotel
in Yuma could go kerflopping about in the air. By the way," he went
on, "frum ther talk in ther town you ain't ther only ones as is goin'
down ther river. There's three young chaps has bought two boats and
allows that they're fixin' to take a trip."
"Is that so?" exclaimed Jack with a significant look at his chums. "I
think we can guess who they are."
But old man McGee was busy fussing with the donkey and didn't hear
him. He was going to carry the ladder back to town on the little
creature's back. He lashed the ladder across the saddle so that it
stuck out on both sides of the burro, who viewed the proceedings with
a kind of mild surprise. It brayed loudly and flapped its long ears in
a way that made the boys laugh heartily.
"There," said old man McGee at last, "that's done. Now I reckon I'll
bid you so-long and good-luck, and be on my way. When are you goin'
ter start?"
"To-morrow morning," replied Jack, "if everything is all right."
"Hold on a minute," said Tom suddenly, as old man McGee was riding
off. "I've got a notion for some rabbit pie. Give me the rifle, Dick,
and I'll go a little way with Mr. McGee, as far as that little willow
wood where you got the cotton-tails."
"All right," said Dick, "and tell you what I'll do. I'll come, too. I
can borrow Jack's rifle."
"It's in the tent," said Jack. "Take good care of it."
"I'll do that," promised Dick.
Jack and Zeb went back to their task of putting the finishing touches
on the Wondership, stocking her lockers with provisions for the
Rattlesnake Island trip, while old man McGee, accompanied by the two
boys, rode out of the camp.
The professor was away collecting specimens somewhere and had not been
seen since breakfast time.
The donkey, carrying its odd burden, walked behind old McGee's horse
and the boys kept pace alongside, listening to the old prospector's
everlasting stories of how some day he would strike it rich. His faith
never wavered. He believed implicitly that eventually he would make
the "big strike" and live in affluence for the remainder of his life.
The willow grove, where Dick went rabbit-hunting, was up the river and
on its banks far away from the water nothing grew but cactus,
greasewood and mesquite. As they neared it the monotony of the walk
began to pall on Dick. He wanted to have some fun.
He fell behind and took a magnifying glass from his pocket. It was one
he used in his photographic work. Holding it up he focused the sun's
rays through it so that they fell in a tiny burning spot on the
donkey's back. After a few seconds the heat burned through. The donkey
gave a loud bray and kicked up its heels wildly.
Before old man McGee knew what was happening, the creature had jerked
the rope by which he was leading it out of the old man's hand and
dashed off toward the willow wood.
"Hey, come back, consarn ye!" shouted old McGee. "What's the matter
with ther critter, anyhow? He's gone plum daffy."
Dick, doubled up with laughter, watched the circus. There was the
donkey with the ladder across its back racing at full speed toward the
wood, and after it came old McGee on his bony old horse, shouting at
the top of his voice.
Straight for the wood the donkey raced, kicking up its heels and
braying loudly. It dashed in among the trees of the willow wood and at
the same instant there came an appalling yell from among the trees.
"Gracious, what's happened now!" gasped Tom, and then catching Dick's
laughing eye, he exclaimed:
"Dick, this is some of your work!"
"Maybe," said Dick, still choking with laughter, "but what on earth is
happening in the wood?"
"Help! Lions! Help! They're after me! Help!"
The cries came thick and fast.
"It's the professor," choked out Dick.
"He says there are lions in there," cried Tom, looking rather
alarmed, but at this juncture something happened to the donkey that
momentarily distracted their attention. In trying to pass between two
saplings the animal had bumped the ladder against them and brought
itself up with a round turn. But it still struggled forward and kept
up its braying:
"Cotched, by ginger!" shouted old man McGee. He galloped toward the
runaway donkey, but the next moment a curious thing happened.
In pressing forward, the donkey had bent the saplings over with the
ladder until it became entangled in their branches. Suddenly the
animal ceased struggling and the saplings sprang up, no longer having
any pressure on them, and the donkey was fairly lifted from its feet
and carried up into the air. And there he hung, threshing about with
his hoofs and suspended from the ladder. At the same instant the
figure of the professor emerged from the wood. He looked rather
sheepish.
The boys ran up to him.
"What's the matter, professor?" asked Dick.
"Yes, you called for help," added Tom.
"Um--er--ah did I call?" inquired the man of science.
"You certainly did. You scared us almost to death," said Dick.
"Something about lions," added Tom.
"Lions--er--did I say _lions_, boys?"
"You did," Dick assured him.
The professor gave a rather shamefaced smile. He looked at the donkey
suspended from the ladder between the two straightened saplings.
"Um--er--perhaps it would be better to say no more about it," he said.
"I do not suppose that I am the first man to have been scared by a
sheep in wolf's clothing."
"Or a donkey in a lion's skin," chuckled Dick.
In the meantime old man McGee had arrived at the donkey's side and was
scratching his head to think of some way to relieve it from its
predicament. The boys solved the problem for him by cutting the
branches that held the ladder and Mr. Donkey came down to earth. The
professor, with rather a red face, had gone back to his work of
collecting specimens, which the arrival of the long-eared beast had
interrupted in such a startling manner.
"Thar, I hope that's taught you some sense," said old man McGee, as
the donkey was once more on terra firma. As he rode off, Dick burst
into shouts of laughter. His little joke had certainly turned out to
be better than he expected and for many days after that he had only to
slyly introduce some talk about a lion to cause the professor to look
at him in a very quizzical way.