IV

To illustrate, I recall when on a certain season the lucky sport of print

and fancy was an Englishman. In one of those farragos of stupidity and

inaccuracy which are syndicated and sent from abroad to America, I found

the following piece with the stuff and nonsense habitually worked off on

the American press as "foreign correspondence":

"Now and then the newspapers report authentic instances of large sums

having been won at the gaming tables at Monte Carlo. One of the most

fortunate players at Monte Carlo for a long time past has been a Mr.

Darnbrough, an Englishman, whose remarkable run of luck had furnished the

morsels of gossip in the capitals of Continental Europe recently.

"If reports are true, he left the place with the snug sum of more than

1,000,000 francs to the good as the result of a month's play. But this, I

hear, did not represent all of Mr. Darnbrough's winnings. The story goes

that on the opening day of his play he staked 24,000 francs, winning all

along the line. Emboldened by his success, he continued playing, winning

again and again with marvelous luck. At one period, it is said, his credit

balance amounted to no less than 1,850,000 francs; but from that moment

Dame Fortune ceased to smile upon him. He lost steadily from 200,000 to

300,000 francs a day, until, recognizing that luck had turned against him,

he had sufficient strength of will to turn his back on the tables and

strike for home with the very substantial winnings that still remained.

"On another occasion a well-known London stock broker walked off with

little short of £40,000. This remarkable performance occasioned no small

amount of excitement in the gambling rooms, as such an unusual incident

does invariably.

"Bent on making a 'plunge,' he went from one table to another, placing the

maximum stake on the same number. Strange to relate, at each table the same

number won, and it was his number. Recognizing that this perhaps might be

his lucky day, the player wended his way to the trente-et-quarante room

and put the maximum on three of the tables there. To his amazement, he

discovered that there also he had been so fortunate as to select the

winning number.

"The head croupier confided to a friend of the writer who happened to be

present that that day had been the worst in the history of the Monaco bank

for years. He it was also who mentioned the amount won by the fortunate

Londoner, as given above."

It is prudent of the space-writers to ascribe such "information" as this

to "the head croupier," because it is precisely the like that such an

authority would give out. People upon the spot know that nothing of the

kind happened, and that no person of that name had appeared upon the scene.

The story on the face of it bears to the knowing its own refutation, being

absurd in every detail. As if conscious of this, the author proceeds to

quality it in the following:

"It is a well-known fact that one of the most successful players at the

Monte Carlo tables was Wells, who as the once popular music-hall song put

it, 'broke the bank' there. He was at the zenith of his fame, about twenty

years ago, when his escapades--and winnings--were talked about widely and

envied in European sporting circles and among the demi-monde.

"In ten days, it was said, he made upward of £35,000 clear winnings at

the tables after starting with the modest capital of £400. It must not be

forgotten, however, that at his trial later Wells denied this, stating

that all he had made was £7,000 at four consecutive sittings. He made the

statement that, even so, he had been a loser in the end.

"The reader may take his choice of the two statements, but among

frequenters of the rooms at Monte Carlo it is generally considered

impossible to amass large winnings without risking large stakes. Even then

the chances are 1,000 to 1 in favor of the bank. Yet occasionally there

are winnings running into four or five figures, and to human beings the

possibility of chance constitutes an irresistible fascination.

"Only a few years ago a young American was credited with having risen from

the tables $75,000 richer than when first he had sat down. It was his first

visit to Monte Carlo and he had not come with any system to break the bank

or with any 'get-rich-quick' idea. For the novelty of the thing he risked

about $4,000, and lost it all in one fell swoop without turning a hair.

Then he 'plunged' with double that amount, but the best part of that, too,

went the same way. Nothing daunted, he next ventured $10,000. This time

fickle fortune favored him. He played on with growing confidence and when

his winnings amounted to the respectable sum of $75,000 he had the good

sense to quit and to leave the place despite the temptation to continue."

V

The "man who broke the bank at Monte Carlo," and gave occasion for the

song, was not named "Wells" and he was not an Englishman. He was an

American. I knew him well and soon after the event had from his own lips

the whole story.

He came to Monte Carlo with a good deal of money won at draw-poker in a

club at Paris and went away richer by some 100,000 francs (about $20,000)

than he came.

The catch-line of the song is misleading. There is no such thing as

"breaking the bank at Monte Carlo." This particular player won so fast upon

two or three "spins" that the table at which he played had to suspend until

it could be replenished by another "bank," perhaps ten minutes in point of

time. There used to be some twenty tables. Just how one man could play at

more than one of them at one time a "foreign correspondent," but only

a "foreign correspondent," might explain to the satisfaction of the

horse-marines.

I very much doubt whether any player ever won more than 100,000 francs at a

single sitting. To do even that he must plunge like a ship in a hurricane.

There is, of course, a saving limit set by the Casino Company upon the

play. It is to the interest of the Casino to cultivate the idea, and the

letter writers are willing tools. Not only at Monte Carlo, but everywhere,

in dearth of news, gambling stories come cheap and easy. And the cheaper

the story the bigger the play. "The Jedge raised him two thousand dollars.

The Colonel raised him back ten thousand more. Both of 'em stood pat. The

Jedge bet him a hundred thousand. The Colonel called. 'What you got?' says

he. 'Ace high,' says the Jedge; 'what you got?' 'Pair o' deuces,' says the

Colonel."

Assuredly the "play" in the Casino is entirely fair. It could hardly be

otherwise with such crowds of players at the tables, often covering the

whole "layout." But there is no such thing as "honest gambling." The

"house" must have "the best of it." A famous American gambler, when I had

referred to one of his guild, lately deceased, as "an honest gambler," said

to me: "What do you mean by 'an honest gambler'?"

"A gambler who will not take unfair advantage!" I answered.

"Well," said he, "the gambler must have his advantage, because gambling is

his livelihood. He must fit himself for its profitable pursuit by learning

all the tricks of trade like other artists and artificers. With him it is

win or starve."

Among the variegate crowds that thronged the highways and byways of Monte

Carlo in those days there was no single figure more observed and striking

than that of Leopold the Second, King of the Belgians. He had a bungalow

overlooking the sea where he lived three months of the year like a country

gentleman. Although I have made it a rule to avoid courts and courtiers,

an event brought me into acquaintance with this best abused man in Europe,

enabling me to form my own estimate of his very interesting personality.

He was not at all what his enemies represented him to be, a sot, a gambler

and a roué. In appearance a benignant burgomaster, tall and stalwart; in

manner and voice very gentle, he should be described as first of all a man

of business. His weakness was rather for money than women. Speaking of

the most famous of the Parisian dancers with whom his name had been

scandalously associated, he told me that he had never met her but once in

his life, and that after the newspaper gossips had been busy for years with

their alleged love affair. "I kissed her hand," he related, "and bade her

adieu, saying, 'Ah, ma'mselle, you and I have indeed reason to congratulate

ourselves.'"

It was the Congo business that lay at the bottom of the abuse of Leopold.

Henry Stanley had put him up to this. It turned out a gold mine, and then

two streams of defamation were let loose; one from the covetous commercial

standpoint and the other from the humanitarian. Between them, seeking to

drive him out, they depicted him as a monster of cruelty and depravity.

A King must be an anchorite to escape calumny, and Leopold was not an

anchorite. I asked him why I never saw him in the Casino. "Play," he

answered, "does not interest me. Besides, I do not enjoy being talked

about. Nor do I think the game they play there quite fair."

"In what way do you consider it unfair, your Majesty?" I asked.

"In the zero," he replied. "At the Brussels Casino I do not allow them to

have a zero. Come and see me and I will show you a perfectly equal chance

for your money, to win or lose."

Years after I was in Brussels. Leopold had gone to his account and his

nephew, Albert, had come to the throne. There was not a roulette table in

the Casino, but there was one conveniently adjacent thereto, managed by a

clique of New York gamblers, which had both a single "and a double O,"

and, as appeared when the municipality made a descent upon the place, was

ingeniously wired to throw the ball wherever the presiding coupier wanted

it to go.

I do not believe, however, that Leopold was a party to this, or could have

had any knowledge of it. He was a skillful, not a dishonest, business man,

who showed his foresight when he listened to Stanley and took him under his

wing. If the Congo had turned out worthless nobody would ever have heard of

the delinquencies of the King of the Belgians.

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