CHAPTER XXXVI

Macdonald Institute at Guelph—Agricultural College—Their value to

students—Back to work through Texas.

In March 1908 the doctor advised me to send my wife north for a change,

as she had lived too many years in a southern climate, so I sent her

back to Guelph, Canada, where she was born. In October of the same year

I got leave from the company, and went to bring the family back, my

first holiday in four years. On my way up I stopped some hours in St.

Louis, where I saw Taft, the president-elect, who was then on a

stumping-tour, and was speaking in St. Louis. The country was election

crazy, and all that men could talk about was the elections, and, as is

always the case in America, election stories were on everybody’s lips.

Two that I heard I will give here. A republican orator was holding forth

in New York, and after his speech he said he would be glad to answer any

arguments brought by the other side. After two or three men had made

remarks and been answered, an old Irish-American got up and said, "Eight

years ago they told us to vote for Bryan and that we would be

prosperous. Oi did vote for Bryan, and Oi’ve niver been so prosperous in

all my loife, so now, begory, Oi’m going to vote for Bryan again." For

the benefit of those who do not understand American politics I may say

that Bryan was the Democratic candidate who ran against Taft, and had

run each time for the eight years previously and been beaten each time.

The other story relates to a Democratic big gun who was to speak in a

small Texas town where the people were mostly prohibitionists. He

arrived on the speakers’ stand pretty intoxicated; not incapable of

making his speech, but his unsteady walk and flushed face told the tale

to the people, and the audience hissed and howled. He held up his hand

for silence, and when it was restored he said, “Ladies and gentlemen,

when a statesman of my prominence consents to appear in such a small

one-horse town as this is, he must be either drunk or crazy. I prefer to

be considered an inebriate.”

When I arrived in Guelph, which I had not seen for nearly fourteen

years, I found it wonderfully changed for the better, and as for the old

college I should hardly have known it. Since I was there they had built,

with money bestowed by Sir William C. Macdonald (the tobacco millionaire

of Canada), a woman’s institute called the Macdonald Institute. Here

young women are taught domestic science, which includes—elementary

chemistry, and chemistry of foods, cooking, sanitation, household

administration, laundry work, sewing, child-study, biology,

bacteriology, home nursing, and emergency nursing. Then there are also

many short courses, one teaching advanced sewing, which takes in

dressmaking, millinery, embroidery, textiles, colour and design. After

they have grasped all this they should be ready to marry and make good

housewives.

This Macdonald Institute and the various short courses are simply

crowded, girls coming from all over the country to take them. Some to

learn to be housekeepers, some to prepare for marriage, and even girls

of wealthy families to learn to take proper care of their homes.

Attached to the Institute is the Macdonald Hall, also given by the same

gentleman, where 110 students board and lodge at a charge of from $3 to

$3.50 per week. Those that cannot be accommodated in the hall are found

lodgings round town in well-known, respectable boarding-houses. For

farmers’ daughters, and more especially for young women whose families

have come from abroad to settle in the country, this Institute is

invaluable, as is the Agricultural College for young men.

I heard in Guelph of a case of an English widow, her two daughters, and

one son who had come to take up land and settle in the country. The

mother and the two daughters went to the Institute while the son took a

course in the College. When they had all graduated they moved west,

bought a farm, and are doing well. In the college, too, there have been

many changes. The course now is four years for the degree of B.S.A.

(Bachelor of the Science of Agriculture), instead of three as formerly,

and the range of studies has been much extended. It now includes animal

husbandry, agriculture, arithmetic, book-keeping, botany, chemistry,

dairying, farm mechanics, field husbandry, geology, zoology,

bacteriology, horticulture, poultry, veterinary, entomology, forestry,

French, or German. And under the head of physics: agricultural

engineering, electricity, surveying, and drainage, calorimetry, cold

storage, and meteorology.

This seems to cover the ground pretty well for a farmer, but farming is

now becoming a science as much as other professions. The cost to a

non-resident student (_i.e._ one whose parents do not reside and pay

taxes in Ontario) is for tuition $40 per year, laboratory fees $1.50 per

year for the first two years, and $5 per year for the last two years,

and between $4 and $5 per year for chemicals and other materials. The

board is $3 per week, but the net cost for board and tuition during the

first two years need not pass $125 per year for a non-resident student

who works regularly and faithfully in the outside departments.

One of the new rules practically does away with what I before said was

one of the handicaps of an English student. He must now produce

certificates of having spent _at least one year on a farm_, and must

have a practical knowledge of ordinary farm operations, such as

harnessing and driving horses, ploughing, harrowing, drilling, &c. And

his knowledge will be tested by an examination at entrance. The terms

are from 15th September to 22nd December, and from 4th January to 15th

April, thus allowing farmers’ sons to go home for seeding, haying, and

harvesting, and non-resident students to get work on a farm during these

operations; or, if they prefer, they can remain at the college and work

on its farm, for which they are paid. Since I was there the college has

made great improvements in its accommodation. Mr. Massey built and

presented to the college the Massey Hall and Library, in which are held

the literary meetings, concerts, &c., and which has a seating capacity

for 450 people, while the library has room for 80,000 volumes. They have

also a fine gymnasium with a swimming-bath in the basement, besides

another open-air swimming-bath. A new machinery hall, 146 feet by 64

feet, has been built, in which manual training and farm mechanics are

taught. There are also other new buildings too numerous to mention. Last

year 367 students attended Macdonald’s Institute, and 794 students

attended the College, either taking the entire course or the various

short courses. To show how the college is patronised by people from all

over the world I took this list of the hailing-places of the foreign

students: nine from the Argentine Republic, Belgium one, England

twenty-nine, Egypt one, Scotland eight, France one, Germany one, Ireland

three, India two, Japan three, Jamaica two, Mexico one, South Africa

one, Spain two, United States twenty-four. My old friend Creelman is now

president of the college through which he worked his way, and in his

hands the reputation of the college is spreading far and wide.

After spending a month in Guelph, we started back by easy stages, and

stopped one day in St. Louis, one day in San Antonio, and two days at

Cline, my old stamping-ground. Texas has boomed in the past ten years,

and land that was selling there for $2.50 per acre at the time I left in

1902 is now, 1912, worth from $60 to $100 per acre, and cotton is being

raised on what was considered rather poor grazing-land. And as Texas is

getting wealthy, it is also getting very moral. No more gun-plays, no

more gambling, and not even any more whisky in the greater part of the

state. There is even a state-law prohibiting a man from taking a drink

out of his own bottle on the trains, or playing a game of cards for fun

in any public place, which includes trains. They tell about Judge J——,

of San Antonio, going to the smoking-room on the Pullman to get a drink

of water. When he picked up the glass he smelled whisky. He glared round

the room, and demanded who had been drinking whisky on the train

contrary to law. After he had repeated his question a couple of times a

young fellow said in a shaky voice, “I did, judge.” “Well,” thundered

the judge, “how dare you hide the bottle?” They also tell a story about

this judge’s memory for faces. A prisoner was before him who denied ever

having been arrested before, yet the judge was positive he knew him for

an old offender. Finally the judge said, "Oh, I know you, and you can’t

fool me; now, own up, have I not seen you often before me?" “Yes,”

finally replied the prisoner, "I’m the bar-tender in the saloon across

the way."

Of course, these strict prohibition laws in some of the counties have

started every known scheme for secret whisky selling. They tell about a

secret-service man who was trying to catch a nigger whom he suspected of

acting as distributor for the whisky men. He met him on the street one

day and asked him, in a whisper, if he knew where he could get some

whisky to drink. "I specs I can get you some if you gimme $2," said the

nigger. The detective handed the $2 to the coon, who said, “You hold

this box of shoes till I come back,” and hurried off round the corner.

The detective waited patiently for a couple of hours and no nigger. So

he decided he had been buncoed, and went up to the police station with

the box of shoes. When the box was opened, inside it, carefully wrapped

in tissue paper, was a quart of whisky! I was telling a Texan about the

thieving qualities of the Mexican here, and he argued that they could

not be any worse than the negro in the south. Said he, a nigger preacher

was warning his congregation against the evils of drinking, of theft,

against robbing chicken-coops, and stealing melons. When he got to this

part of his discourse up jumped one of the members and started for the

door. "Whar am yer goin' brudder?" said the preacher. "I’se goin' fer

mah coat kase yo jes minds me whar I lef it." They also tell about a

lady who left $2 at the cottage of a sick, coloured lady to buy a

chicken to make into broth. As she stepped out of the door she heard the

sick woman say to her boy, “Here, you Mose, bring me dat money, and go

get the chicken in the natural way.”

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