CHAPTER XVI

A "Periodical"—Italian treachery—Bitumen extractors—The Mexican

disregard for orders—In charge of the stills—A vote canvasser.

Henry Burns had once to arrest a man who was a “periodical.” He would

not touch a drink for weeks, even months, at a time, then he would go on

an awful spree, paint the town red, and end by shooting up the saloon.

After one of these strenuous sprees, Henry told him that he had reached

the limit, and that he would be arrested the next time he caused any

trouble. A month later the man went on another spree and started in to

enliven the town. After a while he heard that Henry was after him, so he

went over to his office in the Court House (he was county clerk) and

locked himself in, sending word to Henry not to disturb him or he would

shoot him. Henry picked up two or three deputies and went to make the

arrest. When they reached the locked door Henry made his deputies stand

on either side, while he broke it down. “Now,” he said, “boys, I will go

in alone and try to arrest him quietly; but, if he shoots me, take no

chances, but kill him.” As he broke in the door, the man, who sat behind

his desk with a shot-gun resting on it and pointing at the door, called

out, “Henry, I will have to kill you if you come in.” Henry did not even

draw his pistol, but walked quietly up to the desk and took the gun

away. The man’s nerve failed at the last minute, and, as Henry laid his

hand on the gun, he turned and jumped out of the window, with Henry

after him. The drop was slight, with grass below, and he was arrested

and put in jail. A month or so later he was again arrested and locked

up, got into a fight with another prisoner, and was killed by the

latter. His son ever after claimed that Henry had hired the man to kill

him, which was manifestly absurd.

Texans, as a rule, will give a man a fair fight and some chance for his

life, but all the men at the mines were not Texans, not even Americans.

There were two Italians from New York, expert mastic-makers, who were

sent down by the company to instal a mastic plant. One of them had

trouble with the foreman and laid a trap for him. On the third storey of

the mastic-house there was a balcony exactly over the main entrance.

Here the Italian took his stand, leaning on the rail, and at his feet a

piece of plank. When the foreman passed underneath, he timed things very

nicely, tipped the plank over the edge with his foot as he turned, and

went into the building, not stopping to see the result. Fortunately,

some one saw the whole performance and yelled. The foreman ducked, and

the plank struck him a glancing blow on the shoulder. Of course it was

“an accident”; but both Italians were discharged at once.

The branch railroad on which I was employed being completed, I was put

in the extractor house as apprentice to learn the work. After the rock

is crushed to about two inches in diameter, it is put into large

steam-jacketed extractors holding five tons each. The top is sealed down

and naphtha pumped in on the rock till the extractors are full; then

steam is turned into the jacket, and the hot naphtha extracts all the

bitumen from the rock. After a while the asphalt-laden naphtha is drawn

off; the rock is then washed with fresh naphtha, which, in turn, is

drawn off. The live steam is turned in on the rock and drawn off through

condensers, carrying with it the last of the naphtha. The condensed

steam and naphtha are run through a settler having two pipes, one at the

top to carry off the naphtha to its tank, and one at the bottom for the

water. Two or three days after I started in the extractor house the man

in charge let the water run too low, and thus some naphtha got out

through the water-pipe into the creek, for which he was discharged. I

was then put in charge, and though I hardly knew anything about the

business, I dared not let the opportunity for advancement slip by me.

There were five of these extractors and two pumps to look after, and it

kept me on the move. The second or third day one of the pumps went on

strike, and I had to take it down and get it working again. When I got

through I went my rounds, and found to my horror that I also had let the

water get too low in one of the settlers. Here was an opportunity to get

rid of me, and I very soon got my “time.” Then Providence took a hand in

my behalf, for my predecessor had left the camp and the day man got

sick. The night man took one of his shifts, and then tried to take his

own, but gave out; and so at 12 P.M. the foreman came and woke me up to

go back again. We had the naphtha stored in overhead tanks, and the

orders were most strict against smoking or carrying matches near the

works; yet one day we caught one of the extractor loaders sitting on top

of the overhead naphtha tanks smoking a cigarette, endangering not only

his own life but that of every man on the place.

It seems natural to Mexicans to disobey orders if they think there is

the bare chance of their not getting caught; and the more danger there

is the more they seem to like it. There used to be a standing order that

no one was to ride on the ore cars that ran on the incline down into the

pit. One day while I was still working on the crusher I saw a rather

amusing thing occur through a man disobeying this order. One of the

Padillas, brother of the hoister man, was riding the car down to the

pit, when his brother, thinking to have some fun with him, slipped the

clutch, and let the car go at a tremendous pace. When, however, it

neared the switch at the bottom of the incline, where the cars branched

off to the different parts of the pit, the hoister man got scared and

lost his head; instead of gently slipping the clutch in, he jammed it

down hard and stopped the car dead, standing his brother on his head in

the car. Talking of car accidents, another happened a couple of years

later, when we had enlarged the plant and built a new extractor house up

on the hill. To get the crushed rock up to this house we built a double

track incline 900 feet long, with a rise of about 70 feet. The ore bin

was set up over these tracks, and behind the bin was a platform on

struts, on which was placed a double drum hoisting engine. One day I had

just come out of the pit when I heard some one shout, and, looking up, I

saw that the cable had parted and the car with two tons of rock in it

had started down the incline from near the top. I shouted to the

hoisting man to get down out of the way, but he seemed fascinated by

that car, and stood there with his mouth open watching it come. By the

time it reached the bottom it was going like an express train, and the

way it took the struts out from under the engineer’s platform was a

sight to see. Down came the engineer, but he was up and dusting himself

by the time I reached him; and all he said was, “H—l! she was sure

travelling!”

I was working with Himan, the civil engineer, when we built this

incline. We built the bents on the ground, marked a centre, then hoisted

them upright, and while Mexicans held it steady with guy-ropes, I

climbed on top and gave Himan a “sight” with a pencil, while the men

moved it on the mud-sill, with bars, one way or another as he directed.

I did not relish the job, as I had a very poor head for working on

heights, and had little faith in the men on the guy-ropes. Himan used to

laugh at me, but one day we were up in the extractor house and he walked

out on a 2-inch by 12-inch plank that was laid out to the first bent. A

2-inch plank over a 15-foot span bends considerably under a man.

However, he got out all right on the bent, and, after looking at the

placing of some sheave wheels, he started back. He had already begun to

get giddy, and, when he stepped on the plank and it bent, he lost his

nerve so much that in spite of my laughing at him he crawled in on his

hands and knees. After the incline was completed, we put up a 4-inch by

12-inch plank “run-way” the whole length between the tracks for the men

to go up and oil the sheaves. Working on heights is all a matter of

practice, and few men can do it the first time, though of course there

are exceptions. Once when shingling a very steep roof I worked the first

two days sitting in a sling and expecting every few minutes to fall off;

but after a while, with three or four pair of heavy woollen socks to

keep me from slipping, I was running all over the same roof and never

thought of falling. I have won many bets from cow-punchers who came to

the mine that they could not run up the 900-foot incline in two minutes.

They would start away at racing gait, then, as the incline left the

ground, they would slow down to a walk, and finally they could be seen

carefully placing one foot in front of the other, till generally they

gave up and came back. As one fellow said, “Down here that plank is wide

enough for me to ride my horse on, but up there it is like walking a

tight-rope.”

After some time in the extractor house I was given charge of the stills,

where the naphtha was driven off, cooled, and returned to its tank, and

the pure bitumen left, which was run into barrels. A short while after I

got this move, a firm in New York contracted to take our entire output

to make into paint and varnish. They were looking for a local agent, and

I got the position. I had to see that all the output was up to a certain

grade, and when stored in the warehouse or shipped I gave receipts for

it on which the company got their money. One day when I was at work a

man came out to the warehouse, got into conversation, and after a while

offered me a cigar. I told him I could not smoke there, but he insisted

on my taking it anyway and smoking it later. He and I had quite a chat,

and after a long while he finally drew a card out of his pocket and

asked for my vote, as he was running for some county office. The look of

disgust that spread over his face when I informed him that I was a

British subject and had no vote was truly ludicrous, as he thought of

his wasted time and cigar. On railway journeys sometimes this canvassing

is a nuisance; moreover, the excuse that you are a Britisher is not

always cordially accepted. I said in an early part of these

reminiscences that I had been roasted by Americans for many years, and

now had a chance when they could not reply to me of getting back a

little. But it is a fact that among a certain class of people in the

States that the instant they find you are English they immediately drop

all other topics of conversation to refer to the time “we licked you

badly,” or to discuss the degeneracy of the House of Lords, or some

other topic which they think will be of interest to you. At first I used

to get very angry and try to argue with them, but later I gave this up,

and found the only position to take was one of superiority, and say in

so many words, “How can people be so ignorant of facts, so dense as to

talk such utter rot? Yet they look intelligent.”

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