CHAPTER VIII

Hard Times—Health restored—Rabbit-catching—Hunting in Iowa—A Gentleman

Tramp—The Hobo Business—Free Travelling.

It was certainly a hard struggle which ended in my breakdown in Chicago

and going to Iowa, but I have never regretted going through it. I got

small helps—first and last $150—and to be sure they came at opportune

times. For instance, one of the remittances came just after the incident

I mentioned about the penny saving-bank. We never starved, but I have

eaten free lunches once in a while—that is, a good lunch you can get in

most saloons, with a glass of beer, which you purchase for 5 cents.

I have borne these things in mind since I became an employer, and I can

feel for poor fellows who are clamouring for work; for man must eat,

and, if he is willing to work, he will have work, or some one will

suffer. I have really once or twice had the thought flash through my

mind to take my pistol and hold up the first man I met, if things got

any worse than they were at the time. However, God has been very good to

me, and I have always pulled through when things looked their blackest.

It is in moments like this that one thinks of one’s family, and would

die rather than bring disgrace on them. How any man with experience such

as I have had could deny the existence of a God is more than I can

understand, and yet lots of them pretend to do so.

My wife’s uncle had a farm a couple of miles from Iowa City; he had also

a vineyard. The family consisted of himself, wife, and five children,

all grown up. Most of their grapes they made into wine, of which they

kept a liberal supply for home consumption, and the old man believed it

to be a cure for everything. The first thing when we drove up to the

door, he was there to welcome us with a jug of wine and some glasses.

For the first month I was there it used to be, every couple of hours,

“You are looking pale or tired; you must have a glass of wine,” and,

willy-nilly, I had to down a tumblerful, as he did not believe in

wineglasses. I drank more wine in the three months we stayed at his

house than I have ever drunk before or since in my life. Under this

treatment, plenty of good food, and no worry, I was strong as a mule in

no time. The boys were all great hunters, and, as work is very slack in

wintertime on a farm, they had plenty of time to indulge themselves. At

first I used to walk out about a mile and then go slowly home, but it

was not long before I could carry my gun and keep up my end with any of

them over ten or fifteen miles of heavy walking in the snow. My wife,

too, bloomed out (she was much pulled down with looking after me),

having nothing to do but eat and sleep and amuse herself. Here I was

initiated into the method of catching a rabbit alive in the snow. In the

winter, after a rabbit has fed, he hunts up a nice place to keep warm

and take his siesta. His method is as follows: After reaching the

neighbourhood where he wishes to camp, he will stop in his tracks,

crouch, and take a prodigious leap off to one side or the other; this he

will continue till he has made eight or ten such jumps and reaches the

place he had in his mind, when he will burrow a hole in the snow

parallel with the surface and only about a foot underneath it, coil up,

and go to sleep. This jumping business is to throw any coyote or fox off

the track, and makes it a hard job even for a man to track him. We would

come to one of these tracks, follow it, and, when we came to the

jumping-off place, look carefully for the place he landed, and so on to

his hole. Now if the hole was very long and the snow loose, you

generally had to get your rabbit with a gun as he bolted; but if there

was a slight crust to the snow, and the hole fairly short, you quietly

inserted your hand in the hole. Then with a rush you followed up the

hole with your hand and arm, and you had the rabbit by the hind-legs

before he could kick his way out. I have seen the boys catch

half-a-dozen rabbits in succession in this way, and even got pretty good

at it myself. It is quite exciting, and should you miss him, you still

have a chance with your gun.

The hunting of small game round Iowa was very good—quail, rabbit,

squirrels (red and black), and duck in the fall of the year. There was

also excellent fishing to be had in the river, and splendid skating in

the winter. We also had some luck with pole-cats, or skunks, as they are

called, but skinning a skunk is worth all one gets for the hide. My

uncle-in-law had a very fine colt, which had thrown all his boys, and

when they found out I had broken horses on a ranch, they asked me to

break him. I took him out into the deep snow, saddled and mounted him

against his protests, but he could not do much in the way of bucking on

account of the snow. After I had galloped him a mile or two through the

drifts, he was as gentle as a cat, and I rode him back to the house.

When I arrived, the boys were outside waiting for me; and to show them

how quiet he was, I threw one leg over the horn of the saddle and joked

them a little about their horsemanship. This was more than one of the

boys could stand, so he threw a snowball at the horse from behind, which

hit him on the inside of the flank. How I got my leg back into position

I don’t know, for things were lively for a minute; but I managed to

stick to him, though I wrenched my leg pretty severely, so as to stop my

hunting for a few days.

It was here I met my first genuine hobo (tramp) in a social way, though

I have met a few of the same breed since. He was a young man about

twenty-three years of age, the only son of a wealthy widow, who loved

the road for the road’s sake, though he would periodically come home for

a breath of civilisation; and it was because of this I happened to meet

him. His mother idolised him, and would have supplied him with all the

money he needed to travel as a gentleman and see the world. But, as he

used to tell me, it was such a relief to take off a white collar and

dress like a tramp, besides the excitement and danger of the life. The

only intimation his mother would get would be a note left on his pillow.

He would walk down to the railroad water-tank some night dressed in his

old clothes, and ride the truss-rods, or coupler, of the first freight

which stopped for water, out of town to wherever it might happen to take

him. For he told me he never planned his route beforehand. So he

travelled, seeing many towns, where he stopped as fancy took him, and

kept moving till his money gave out; then he went to work till he had a

few dollars saved up, and then on the move again. He would write to his

mother from different places, and when finally tired would head home. He

had been coal-passer on the “whale-back” at the Chicago Fair, had herded

sheep in the west, been barkeeper, and a hundred other things. He would

talk hobo-talk, so that I could hardly understand a word he said; but,

withal, he was as well-dressed, well-mannered, well-educated a young

fellow as you will meet anywhere in the West. I met him again five years

later, when he had gone broke on a tramp, and had got a job as chainman

on a railroad survey in Mexico.

This hobo business is not all cream, as my hobo friends have all told

me. There is little fun in getting turned out of an empty box-car by an

irate conductor at some water-tank twenty miles from the nearest town

where you can get food; still less fun when, hanging on the ladder on

the side of a box-car at night, trying to argue with a brakeman, he cuts

short the argument by the simple expedient of stamping on your fingers,

and you perforce have to take a wild jump off the moving train, hoping

and praying that the landing may be soft. But in all this lies the

fascination and excitement. Even when all goes well, and you are

carefully laid out on a plank across the truss-rods under a car, the

flying gravel and sand make travelling, when rapid, uncomfortable. There

is also always the danger (when you travel without knowing your

destination) of running into some large terminal and being arrested by

the police. Still, there must be a huge fascination in the life to

attract young fellows of this man’s position in life. It is not the

loafing, as hoboes of this description are ready to work when they are

out of funds, and do not steal for a living as some tramps will do.

It is always, of course, a point of honour with railroad men not to let

a hobo travel on their train unless he is willing to pay something, and

this a hobo will never do unless in the direst extremity. I once was

witness of a rather amusing thing at a little wayside station in West

Texas. A freight pulled in while I was chatting with the station agent,

and side-tracked to let the passenger train go by. When they stopped,

besides the train crew three tramps got off, and when they first came in

sight, the hind-brakeman and the station agent got into an argument as

to where they had come from, the agent affirming that they had come in

on the freight, and the brakeman sticking out that it was impossible, or

he would have seen them, and that they must have walked. Finally, they

each bet some money, handing it to me, and decided to leave the matter

with the tramps. When the latter came up, the brakeman asked them how

they had come in, and one of them answered they “had come in on the

train, and intended going out on it.” This answer, coming on top of the

fact that he had lost the bet, so angered the brakeman that he started

in to lick the tramp spokesman; but to our amusement and delight the

tramp did him up brown. He was mad as a wet hen; and the last I saw of

him, as the train pulled out, he was sitting on top of the caboose

(guard’s van) threatening to kill the first tramp who got on the train.

But what he had not seen, which added to our amusement, was the three

tramps climb into an empty box-car before the train started.

Some of these tramps are really “bad-men,” and will kill a trainman

before they allow themselves to be ditched; but most of them are either

like my hobo friend, or are working men out of employment and cash,

moving to where work is more plentiful. Most freight conductors carry

these last for a small sum (contrary to railroad regulations), and I

have seen twenty or thirty cotton-pickers in one empty car on their way

to the cotton-fields. If you can convince the conductor that you are

really destitute and hunting work, more likely than not he will not only

carry you free, but feed you on the road as well. I have heard of this

being done in many cases.

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