CHAPTER XIX

ART OR APTITUDE

At the risk of being severely snubbed for my presumption I venture to

add a few words for the benefit of that numerous class of persons who

feel an intense desire to address their fellows, but either do not

possess the confidence or ability to do so. But I do realise the great

difficulty of advising such people, because I am fully persuaded that

there are many of them that will never be able to address an audience

with any satisfaction to themselves or benefit to their hearers.

And there are others who will never have any difficulty beyond the

commencement. Nature has fitted them for public speakers, and the only

thing necessary to their complete equipment is that they shall be

thoroughly acquainted with their subject.

Now I am well aware that elocution and voice production are taught

both by book and voice, but I do not know anything of the results.

It has never been my lot knowingly to listen to a public speaker who

has studied elocution as an art, but I may have done so unknowingly.

I have, however, listened to men with a high reputation as public

speakers, and have wondered mightily how anybody, not compelled thereto

by any cause, could endure them for five minutes. And I have listened

with sheer delight to others whom I have known to be men and women

who had never even given a thought to training their voice or their

gestures, but who were filled with intense love and knowledge of their

subject, who apparently had only to open their mouths and let the

stream of eloquence flow.

Of course; and therein lies, I fully believe, the prime principle

and art of public speaking. At the same time I do fully recognise

that there is a third great class between the two I have mentioned

who without a little training or a little encouragement will never

deliver the message they undoubtedly possess. Shyness, indolence, want

of confidence in themselves: these are all heavy handicaps against a

budding public speaker, and it is for such as these that I would speak

now.

In the first place, I would say get rid of self-consciousness. Do not

dare to allow yourself to think of your personal appearance. If you

haven’t done your best for that in the solitude of your dressing-room

before your mirror you are hopeless, but if you have, and then continue

to wonder how you are appearing to the audience, you are equally

hopeless. Forget your appearance and believe what is undoubtedly true,

that if your message is worth listening to, all the better part of the

audience are attending to it and are not caring a bit what you look

like. At one of the most successful meetings I have ever had, one side

of my dress-shirt front had a big patch of oil on it, which compared

most strangely with the immaculate whiteness of the other half. My

chest was very queer, and I wore a chest-protector which I had too

liberally sprinkled with camphorated oil. This had come through my vest

and spoiled my shirt-front. But I didn’t know anything about it until

the affair was over, and then I realised that my audience didn’t know

either, or if they did, it hadn’t affected their enthusiasm.

Of course, I do not in the least mean to suggest or imply that

a speaker should be careless of or neglect his or her personal

appearance; on the contrary, I regard it as a duty to the audience you

have the honour to address that you should appear as neat and trim as

possible without showing yourself eccentric or bizarre. Any fool can

do that, and I may add with conviction that only fools will try by

means of long hair and quaint clothing to attract the attention they

could not gain otherwise. Of course, there are exceptions even to this

rule. But what I do mean is that no public speaker, having dressed

decently and reasonably, should thenceforth think about his appearance

but should devote the entire powers of his mind to the service of his

audience.

In the second place I would advise all young speakers to cultivate

unconsciousness of their audience as individuals. Rather look upon

and think of them as one individual with whom you are going to have

an earnest confidential chat. While always cultivating that cosy

air of confidence and conversational manner, beware of becoming

slipshod, slangy or allusive. I know that this sounds like a counsel

of perfection, but I know too how greatly it is needed. For although

I hate the ultra-pessimistic assumed by so many middle-aged men

with regard to manners and customs in general, it is impossible to

avoid the conclusion that among reasonably intelligent men of the

“hupper suckles” present-day conversation is largely made up of “I

meantersay, dontcherknow” and “what!” (explosive). And, alas! the upper

middle-class do ape this detestable habit. I have heard men, occupying

responsible positions, whose conversation was quite unintelligible

from this cause, and I could only think that they used the idiotic

convention because they did not want to talk--I knew that they were

highly intelligent.

A great friend of mine, who was at the time managing director of

a great Australasian newspaper, visited me some years ago and his

comments upon this habit among our otherwise intelligent classes were

continual and lurid.

“It seems to me,” he would say, “that the men I meet in England to-day

have never learned how to talk, or else they have nothing to say. Their

whole conversation seems to be made up of a few misapplied adverbs

such as ‘frightfully, beastly, awfully’ and ‘well, I meantersay,

doncherknow’ and ‘hwhatt!’ They drive me nearly crazy, and only that I

do occasionally find a man who talks rationally I would not stop in the

country another day.”

I told him what I gratefully acknowledged to be the fact, that the

people of whom he complained, though a far too numerous class, are

but the fringe of the intelligence of the nation. Still it may not

be denied that in spite of reason and nature, both men and women of

education and high position do cultivate this maddening convention.

I certainly would not have dealt with it at the length I have were

it not that I have advised a conversational manner with an audience,

and I must make it clear that I mean conversation and not the silly

ejaculations I have noted above.

And notwithstanding this real drawback I maintain that where a speaker

can get upon those confidential conversational terms with his hearers

he is absolutely sure of their attention, sure too of conveying his

meaning to their minds. His speech will not be oratory. That may at

once be admitted. Oratory has its distinct uses, its well-defined

place, but it is not for teaching or amusement. It belongs to great

occasions and to great orators. To the ordinary successful speaker or

preacher it is like the panoply of Saul upon the immature shoulders of

David. There may come occasions when the successful speaker will rise

to the sublime heights of oratory and carry his audience with him in a

torrent of enthusiasm, but with those peaks we have not to deal, we are

discussing the high road.

Next I would say, avoid all mannerisms of speech or gesture as you

would suggestions of the evil one. I once was told by a gentleman who

had heard me lecturing that I used rather too frequently the phrase “as

a matter of fact.” I am afraid I was not at all grateful, I know that

I flushed hotly, but I have since often recalled that quiet remark as

one of the most valuable hints I ever received. For thenceforth I was

on my guard, and if I found myself (as I often did) rolling a certain

expression caressingly under my tongue I immediately set a watch for

it and ruthlessly cut it out. Gesture is another pitfall for some

people. It cannot be taught satisfactorily, although rules for its use

are in all the books. I believe that the only effective gesture is the

natural one--any gesture that you have to learn and practise up is

unnatural, stilted, and stagey. That last word may be misunderstood;

let me explain what I mean. All great actors are nearly natural in

their gestures, those who miss greatness, those whom it is right to

call theatrical are not. The late Rev. Joseph Parker was an actor and

a very poor one; to my mind some of his theatricalities on the City

Temple platform would have got him hissed off the stage. I have known

him drop his voice until he was entirely inaudible, at the same time

solemnly wagging his great head from side to side, then suddenly

bounding forward with impassioned gesture he would roar like a lion. It

was all stagey and transpontine, but the magnetism of the man carried

it off triumphantly and the people to whom he preached felt that he was

the first of preachers and the rest nowhere.

In all of the foregoing I have assumed that you whom I am advising

have a good voice and have had some practice in using it. There may

be, yes, I remember that there are, some people who will try to speak

from a public platform without possessing that first requisite, a

voice. But I am not talking to idiots, but ordinarily sensible men and

women who are able to make themselves heard at a considerable distance

without shouting. If they have not had the opportunity as I had for

fifteen years of practising the art, I suppose I may call it, of voice

production in the open air, let them go to a professor of elocution,

who will teach them so to use their voices that they will not have

clergyman’s sore throat at the end of a short address, and feel as if

they can never speak again.

When I tell you that I bear the burden of chronic laryngitis, and have

done for a quarter of a century, yet never have known a “tired” throat

or a clergyman’s sore throat, I am sure that if you believe me you

will admit that practice has done great things for me. I have lectured

with an ulcerated throat, with a severe cold, with influenza; lectured

when the pain of inflammation in my throat was almost maddening; but

never once can I honestly say that speaking had anything to do with my

sufferings. Indeed, I have usually gone on addressing audiences each

night until quite well, although told at the beginning by medical men

that to address an audience in my then condition amounted to suicide.

Now this must be owing to my practical knowledge of voice production.

I cannot teach it, I wish I could, because it would help my meagre

finances very much just now, but I know it, and if it were necessary I

could produce a great cloud of witnesses to the fact. People who have

seen me crawling gaspingly up the steps of a lecture hall apparently

unable to speak. One of the commonest remarks I remember during the

last three or four years of my lecturing was:

“Why, Mr. Bullen, you’ll never be able to lecture to-night!” But

I always was, and I am grateful to recall that I never broke an

engagement for that cause, although I know that at the last I ran it

very fine indeed, because I could hardly speak for coughing. But the

ordinary individual with a good voice must be taught in some way how to

produce it, or he will never make an efficient speaker, never be able

to hit the happy mean between shouting and whispering, the audible mean

between two forms of unintelligibility.

Throughout it will be noticed that I have assumed a complete knowledge

of the subject in hand on the part of the would-be lecturer. That

would seem to go without saying, yet strangely enough it does not. It

is passing strange that any man should dream of addressing an audience

upon a topic about which it is dollars to doughnuts that they know as

much or more than he does, yet there are such people. Of course, they

do not go very far, still they exist. One such asked me if I would

kindly lend him my notes (I never had any, by the way) of the whaling

lecture, and the negatives of my slides, as he felt sure he could work

up quite a nice little connection for himself in South Wales. It was a

subject he said that had always interested him very much. I know this

hardly sounds true, but it is actually so in every detail.

Assuming then as I do that the would-be lecturer knows his subject

thoroughly, in what style should he deliver an address thereupon? This

is a matter upon which I hold very strong views. To copy anyone else’s

style is fatal, to strain after effect equally so, and I am firmly of

opinion that the only sensible plan is to tell your story naturally

as if you were just yarning to a chum. In doing so, however, one must

bear in mind all that I have said before, or else the talk will be a

jumble. It is little short of delightful to sit and listen to a speaker

who is telling you strange facts in an easy, confidential, colloquial

manner, compelling you to strain neither your hearing nor intellect,

but interesting you in spite of yourself; interesting you so much that

when the end is suddenly reached you start with amazement, hardly able

to believe that you have been listening for an hour and thirty or forty

minutes, so rapidly and easily has the time flown.

Here I feel moved to interpolate a remark which does not really

apply to the learner or beginner, but to men who are very fluent and

enthusiastic. Gentlemen, forgive me for saying so, but the human brain

is like a sponge, it will only hold so much at a time; afterwards you

can pour as much liquid as you like on it, it will not absorb another

drop. Also the average listener’s attention with the best of intentions

will flag after ninety minutes at the outside, much quicker than that

if he or she has a train to catch. I have often heard it said:

“Oh, yes, I like Mr. So-and-so very much for the first hour and a half,

after that I feel that I want to kill him. I’ll never go to hear him

again.”

For your own sakes, gentlemen, do not allow that to be said of you.

Do not let the curse of not knowing how to leave off descend upon you

and mar fatally what is otherwise your very delightful performance.

You may possibly think me unfit to advise you upon this or any other

subject, you may indignantly deny that you ever were or could be guilty

of overstaying your welcome, but you cannot imagine that in being thus

emphatic I have any other object in view than your good. And this is

especially the case as regards the beginner. When a man is always well

received, finds his audiences enthusiastic and listens to incessant

eulogies upon himself and his messages, then he needs especially to

keep his eye upon his watch. Never tire your auditors is an excellent

rule, and I am perfectly certain that more harm has been done to

themselves by individual lecturers in this way than in any other that

can be mentioned.

I must end this chapter as I began it by humbly disclaiming any idea of

presumption. I do not arrogate to myself any title to instruct except

that conferred by experience and success. But I will add that I do not

think that any man, however great his other qualifications as a public

speaker may be, can possibly succeed as a lecturer unless he enjoys

his work, unless he is able to feel that glorious thrill of sympathy

emanating from his audience lifting him on to a far higher plane than

he could ever reach otherwise. When he sees all those rows of faces

with their hundreds of eyes uplifted to him and realises that he for

the moment at any rate is the centre of attraction--well, I repeat, if

this does not inspire him and lift him out of himself I would give very

little for his elocution or knowledge or steadiness of nerve.

Of course, the highest form of all, when the message must be delivered

at whatever personal cost, is only possible to a few of us, and is

moreover not at all necessary for the equipment of a professional

lecturer. Amazing though it may seem, we do, in spite of so many

repetitions, maintain a great enthusiasm for our various messages,

nor can anyone say truthfully that such enthusiasm is manufactured or,

in vulgar parlance, pumped up. But even that is seen at its best where

aptitude has been assisted by art to present the message in the most

acceptable form to an eager audience.

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