CHAPTER III.

SAN LUIS POTOSI.

And no more satisfactory city can be visited than San Luis, situated in

the crater of a fertile valley, while its suburbs extend to the rich

silver mines of the mountains which give it name.

The mines have been worked over three hundred years, but the city is

only two hundred years old. The mines were discovered to the Spaniards

by a pious monk, who named them Potosi, because of the resemblance to

the mines of Peru.

Three million dollars annually, are mined. A very unusual thing for

Mexico, the railroad station is in the heart of the city. Seventy-five

thousand people make their home here, and the law requires all houses to

be kept freshly painted; and what a restful revelation it is, with

asphalt pavements swept clean each night, and hotels that make a

traveler glad. The only drawback to complete happiness is a lack of

water. Most cities here draw their water from the mountains in

aqueducts, but San Luis has outgrown its supply.

At the public fountains, a stream of water-carriers by hundred stand

patiently in line to fill their vessels from the tiny, discouraged

stream trickling from the Dolphin’s mouth, and the police stand guard to

see that all are served in the order of arrival. All day and all night

this pitiful waiting goes on forever. It is like buying tickets for the

Symphony concerts in Boston, where the people come before day and buy

choice places in the long line of earnest waiters. The water is free,

but the successful ones sell to those in the city who do not care to

enter the crush, or to the hotels and wealthy ones who can buy. All

kinds of vessels are used, but the preference is given to the

five-gallon cans that brought kerosene into the city.

With two of these fastened to a shoulder yoke, the men peddle the water

at three cents a can. With the women, the favorite is the large Egyptian

model earthenware called _olla_. With this poised gracefully on one

shoulder and elbow, and the opposite hand held across the head to

balance, it completes one of the most picturesque scenes so common here.

Rebecca at the Well has simply stepped out of the old picture book and

assumed her ancient calling. The feature of the profession, however, is

a man with a nondescript wheel-barrow which no man can describe.

Rainfall is quite plentiful here, but the porous amygdaloid rocks can

not hold it. At present an American citizen is boring an artesian well,

and the interest displayed by the citizens is remarkable. All day long

hundreds of anxious watchers will stand around the drill, evincing the

same interest we used to show at our boarding house when the first

strawberry short-cake of the season was cut, and the anxious boarders

were watching to see who would get the strawberry.

The burro train has lost its hold upon San Luis. For three hundred years

all the silver was carried to the sea, two hundred and seventy-five

miles away, by burros, but now, with two railroads, things have changed.

The Mexican National leads to the capital, the Mexican Central to the

bay of Tampico.

Here are many fine buildings to see; the Governor’s palace, palace of

justice, State capitol, the museum, the library with a hundred thousand

volumes, cathedral, and the churches of Carmen, Merced, San Augustin,

San Francisco, Military College, and the _Teatro de la Paz_, one of the

finest opera houses in the country.

As in all the cities, the street ears start from the main Plaza, and

from here you may visit Guadalupe, Tequisquiapan, the baths of La

Soledad, Axcala and Santiago.

In the rainy season, the street cars bear this legend: “There is water

in the river.” As a matter of course, the cars do a land-office business

as long as the water lasts. The cars lead to the _Paseo_, a beautiful

shaded avenue two miles long, asphalt pavements, and fountains at either

end, with the usual scramble for water.

At the extreme end is the church of Guadalupe, with two tall towers, and

a fine clock presented by the king of Spain, in return for the gift of

the largest single piece of silver ore ever taken from a mine--the mine

of San Pedro.

The city of San Luis Potosi is building a hall that is to be the eighth

wonder of the world. It has cost millions and will cost millions more.

Seven years ago a dozen skilled stonemasons from Pennsylvania were

imported to do the ornamental carving on the front. One Fourth of July a

member of the party got drunk and killed a Mexican. He was tried and

condemned to be shot.

Then arose the certainty that with him in the grave there would be no

one to do the fancy carving on the City Hall, so it was decided to keep

him at work and shoot him when he had finished. Every day this workman

hangs like a fly against the great white wall and pecks away at

gargoyles and griffins’ heads, while a file of soldiers stand in the

streets looking at him.

His life ends with his job, and the Mexicans say he is the most

deliberate workman in the world. At the present rate of progress, by the

best obtainable calculations, the front of the City Hall will be

sufficiently scrolled and carved about the middle of 1950. All the

churches contain valuable paintings.

The most remarkable thing about these cities, there is no noise. There

is no steam, no manufactories, no wagons, no drays, and as the people go

without shoes, there is no noise of any kind. You may sit on the busiest

street here and close your eyes, and feel all the quiet and comfort of a

cemetery. Those who like to sleep late in the morning can better

appreciate this. The days and nights are of equal length, and you could

stop in the most populous hotel in the city and sleep until ten o’clock

in the day. No bell-boy, no breakfast bell; just quiet. The one

exception to noise is the market place; it was made for noise, and is

different from all the others in the country.

In other cities there are several market places which relieve the

congestion, but here there is but one. Before daylight the hubbub begins

and lasts till noon, and the main building is soon crowded, and its

overflow spreads to the four streets which pass it. There are no passing

vehicles, so from curb to curb are hundreds of women sitting flat upon

the ground with their gray _rebosas_ around their heads, and their

scanty wares spread about. They sell everything, and the streets are

redolent with unknown and unsavory odors from the charcoal braziers,

from which the designing maid or matron offers her concoctions to the

unsuspecting wayfarer.

Of course you try some of these experiments; you do not know what you

are eating, but it never kills. This compels me to say that very, very

few people eat at home, but go to the market for their meals, going from

one stall to the other. Another market feature, green corn is always

offered cooked, and the same is true of sweet potatoes. Some people buy

their supplies and take them home to be cooked, but green corn and

potatoes never. They are both boiled with their jackets on, and if a

vendor has a bushel, he or she boils the whole and stacks it up on the

pavement, and it may be five or six hours later, the purchaser buys an

ear and hulls the grains off and eats his dinner with no salt or

accompaniment whatever.

The market is never closed for three hundred and sixty five days in the

year. In many stalls are wholesale dealers who supply the retailers. In

unloading the corn or grain to put it in bins, there will be half a

dozen women or children in the dust under the cart, scrambling for the

grains as they fall from the sacks. When the cart has gone, they winnow

all the dust through their hands looking for the missing grain.

These market gatherings are the simon-pure article of the native

element, unadulterated by foreign influence. Here are Indians from the

mountains, peons from the haciendas and peasants from the surrounding

country and the gentry from the city, all hobnobbing together. The usual

dress of these women vendors is startling. The Indians wear a string of

beads around their necks and one or two yards of coarse cloth fastened

wherever it will fit best, and they are dressed up. The peasants wear a

string of beads and a chemise which commences too late above and stops

too soon below, and all are barefoot. The high-caste women all dress in

American or French styles, except that they wear no head gear but their

own black hair, and they wear the most ill fitting high-heel,

needle-pointed shoes that are made. The national color for Spanish and

Mexican women is black. Meet a hundred ladies at a time, and every dress

without exception is jet. I rather think it is vanity. We put salt on

watermelon to enhance its sweetness by comparison, and so with black

hair, black dress and fair skin, the contrast I think was the final end

sought.

Elite society never appears on the street here till six o’clock, unless

a fiesta or church service calls it out; and before that hour, what

careful preparation is had? The hair is usually braided and let alone. A

quantity of India ink along the eyebrows make a black _en rapport_ with

the hair, and a little belladonna in the eyes will add a sparkle that

will wither up men’s souls and scatter them prone at her

feet--metaphorically speaking, and when those cheeks have been

kalsomined--I mean whitewashed--that is--painted, if the dear ladies

will spare my life for mentioning it, and when mi-lady has thus

performed her renovation--I mean toilet, and placed her diamonds on her

neck where they will show best, and wrapped as to her shoulders with the

diaphanous mantilla and steps under the electric light, I tell you she

is--is indescribable.

The dress of the men of the lower class is just a kaleidoscope, that’s

all. Some of the Indians are dressed like their women, in their long

hair and a strip of cloth hung where it hangs the best. The high top

straw sombrero or the Panama hat with a string under the chin is the

prevailing style, although the more costly woolen hat is represented.

White cotton and brown linen constitute the dress goods.

The usual cut of coat is a short jacket or jumper. Others wear a long

sack coat, and instead of buttoning it they gather the two corners

together and tie them in a knot. This distinctive style has a kind of

freemasonry importance in which I was never initiated. Then his

pantaloons are white, with the bottom widened immensely. The shepherds

have a style all their own. They have a buckskin jacket cut short, and

buckskin pantaloons cut long, with a row of buttons on the outside. Then

he takes his knife and slits the legs inside and out, from the knee

down, then he gathers up the ends and tucks them under his belt, and

depends upon his underwear for effect on dress parade. He always scores.

Some people might say he looks badly, but with his clan he is in very

correct form and why should you object?

The porters, or public drays dress in white cotton, with one leg of

their pants rolled up to the knee, leaving the leg bare.

Around his neck he wears a large badge like a policeman’s, with his

official number, showing that he is licensed to carry packages, from

express money orders to upright pianos. He is the only express wagon

here, and is absolutely reliable. He will shoulder your Saratoga and

trot a mile without resting. I recall the case of one who stumbled with

an American drummer’s trunk on his back, and when the street

commissioners gathered up his remains, they were spread over two square

yards of pavement. P. S. the trunk was not injured.

Four of these _cargadors_ will carry your piano to any part of the city.

For moving household goods, they have vans made on the plan of a

hospital stretcher, with a man in the shafts at each end, and a rope

passing over his shoulders to the shafts, and they will carry a dray

load each time. Two dozen chairs by actual count is what I have seen one

man carry. The mule has been promoted to the street car, out of respect

to the two-legged express wagon.

The dress of the cow-boy and rural police is something to admire. A high

sombrero, costing from twelve to fifty dollars, weighted down with

monograms and silver ornament.

Leather or buckskin suit with silver buttons from boots to neckband.

Silver spurs and silver bridle bits. Saddle whose every piece of

ornament is solid silver, a horse-hair lariat, and if he is a _Rurale_,

a rifle, and he sits his horse like a centaur.

The dude is in a class alone, but he counts one when on dress parade. A

tall, black sombrero with silver ornaments. Scarlet jacket, reaching to

the waist, and sprayed with silver braid in fantastic designs. Buckskin

pantaloons, flaring at the bottom and silver buttons all the way up, and

along-side a series of cross-section slashes, interwoven with a

beautiful ribbon from spur to waistband. Silver spur and bridle bit, a

saddle worth as much as the horse, and a bright nickel-plated revolver

buckled around his waist.

At the fashionable hour for promenade, he mounts his horse, and slowly

rides over the town and graciously permits the populace to admire him. I

think he ought to be knighted for his liberality. Most people who go to

that much trouble to shine, generally make you buy a dollar theater

ticket for the pleasure of looking at him, strains his constitution and

bylaws showing off, and cannot ride a horse at all.

But commend me to the Mexican dude. After he has set the town agog, he

turns up a certain avenue, which contains a certain house, projecting

from which is a balcony, in which dwells the only girl in town, and,

after he has passed in all his silent glory, he throws bouquets at

himself for the wonderful impression he has made, and then goes home to

undress. Earth cannot hold him much longer. I fear his own ardor and

faith in himself will finally sublimate him, but our loss is heaven’s

gain. The children; there are no children; they are just vest-pocket

editions of old folks. Usually they are dressed in their innocence, but

that is a quality of goods that does not last long here. When a boy is

old enough to wear anything else, it is exactly like his father’s, tall

sombrero, pants that strike his heels, and a red sash around his waist.

Suspenders are not worn here. When a girl is no longer innocent, she

dresses in a _rebosa_. By wrapping it around her head it reaches her

feet. They don’t have much time to be little for they marry at eleven

and twelve. The upper class men, of course dress as Americans, but Paris

sets the fashion in Mexico always. All these things you see at the

market in San Luis Potosi, but you see them in hundreds, while I have

only described them as individuals, and have not half turned the

kaleidoscope yet.

The streets must be all vacated by eleven o’clock at night, and when the

hour for closing has arrived, nothing is locked up. The thousand and one

vendors have no care for their goods. A piece of canvas is spread over

them and a brickbat placed on to keep the wind from interfering, and

they go home.

The policeman does the rest--he never sleeps. Crime does not pay in

Mexico. The laws are as swift as a bolt of Jupiter. A person is arrested

this morning, tried and shot before night. They waste no sentiment on

criminals and they are too expensive to feed.

Another curious custom is, the money received during the day must always

be in sight. A wooden tray on top of a pile of goods holds the receipts

of the entire day and not a piece is hidden. The taxation law is very

rigid, and a certain per cent. of all sales is collected by the city,

and the inspector must be always free to look at your sales and figure

on his per cent.

As hard as the law is on poor people, you never hear them complain. They

respect the laws even though they do not like them. Just imagine an

American counting up square and even with a tax collector on a day’s

sale! When Bellamy gets his colony in working order and invites me to

come and see the wonder of the twentieth century, that is the sight I

want to see.

The wearing of pistols here is not a sign of revolution. Probably it is

not loaded, and a Mexican would not shoot you for anything. If his liver

was out of order to the extent of wanting your blood, he would take his

knife and reduce you to sausage meat, but shoot you, never. That is not

his style. A pistol is as much an article of full dress as a pair of

gloves would be in America, or a tin sword is to our military

organizations.

When Mexico had her monthly revolution, and when bandits used to come in

and take the town, every man had to go armed in order to find himself

after the cyclone; but she has comparative peace now, yet wearing

pistols for a hundred years has made it quite a habit. I went on an

excursion with a party of harmless looking Mexicans, and we tried to sit

down on a bench, and every man and boy of them had to unload his cannon

pocket before he could sit down--and the other fellow too.

At your work, the law supposes you to be unarmed, but in making a

journey, though it be the length of a street, you are allowed to arm

against bandits. On every first and second-class car, ten out of every

dozen men will carry huge revolvers, but you might live there for

months and never hear of a person getting shot.

In this great city, everything is so quiet you are constantly enquiring

if anything has happened, or is happening, or has any likelihood of

happening; you cannot understand the absence of noise and bustle.

It finally dawns upon you that the native never hurries. He has mastered

the ethics of rest, he never exerts himself. He does so delight to sit

himself down long and often and ponder over the wear and tear of the

foreigner. The state feels as he does about it, so it has placed

comfortable seats everywhere, where the native can rest. Just rest. He

never “Hellos” to an acquaintance across the street; if he wishes to

speak, he motions with his hand. All this saves wear and tear, and by

this means, the nation has saved vast stores of conservated energy to

use in the next world. He has been saving energy for four hundred years

and has never let any of it out.

There is no “hello” on the street, and no vehicles, and everybody is

barefooted, so there is no noise. They don’t “hello” in the telephone.

They talk some sweet, musical Spanish in it that is a real pleasure to

listen to. Instead of thundering back “Who’s that?” he sweetly says

“_Quien habla?_”--Who speaks?

The national watchword is, “Never do to-day what you can possibly put

off till to-morrow.” An excursion agent went to a large hotel and asked

what were the rates per day. “Four dollars,” said the major-domo. “But

my party contains seventy people, what rates do we get for the party?”

“Four dollars and a half each, more trouble.” The same in buying goods.

The man who buys wholesale quantities has to pay for the extra trouble

he causes the clerks.

“_Poco tiempo_,”--wait a little, is the national leveler for all

difficulties and broken contracts. You order a suit of clothes to be

delivered tomorrow. Tomorrow never comes--neither do the clothes, You

get down your dictionary and hunt up all the cuss words you can command,

and hurl them at that tailor, and expect to see him shrivel up before

you. Does he? Not a shrivel! He offers you a cigarette, carefully rolls

one for himself and forces wreaths of smoke through his nostrils, and

turning to you says: “_Poco tiempo_”--what’s your hurry? _Manana_ will

do, tomorrow, tomorrow, _manana_ comes, and also another _poco tiempo_.

You engage a guide and want to go see a place you have come a thousand

miles to see, and want to start this afternoon. “Well, why not _manana_?

You _Americanos_ do hurry through life so!” He works two days, carving a

wonderful cane he sells for a quarter. His two days _tiempo_ count for

nothing. He lives in yesterday and today, but never in tomorrow. He will

wait for the millennium but will never go to meet it. He will never

hurry from the comforts of today into anxieties of tomorrow. _Manana_,

the panacea for all ills, the _Nirvanah_.

The language of gesture has a new meaning here. When a person wants you

to approach him, he frantically motions you away. When you see your lady

acquaintance across the street, and she motions with her fingers and

thumb for you to come to her, you must read it backwards because she

does not mean it, she is simply recognizing you.

When ladies meet and re-enact the great American humbug of miscellaneous

kissing, it is always given and received on the cheek. When two

gentlemen meet, they rush into each others arms and rapidly pat each

other on the back with the right hand, and finally shake hands, and if

they meet each other a dozen times a day, they effusively shake.

At the railway station, the departing friend embraces, pats, shakes, and

jumps aboard, If the train is delayed, he gets out again and talks until

the conductor cries, “_Vamanos!_” then he goes through the same

performance again with each of his dozen friends, and when half a dozen

lugubrious groups are similarly engaged, the conductor simply waits

until they have finished.

Indeed, to such an extent does this leave-taking interfere with business

that signs are placed up asking the people not to delay business by

their long salutations.

At Guanajuato the following sign is tacked up:--“_Se suplica a los

pasajeros eviten las despididas y saludos prolongadosque retarder la

marcha de los carros._”

In all places the innate politeness and courtesy of the people show a

study for your comfort. In walking, your Mexican friend insists that you

walk on the inside next the wall, while he walks next the street. In

accepting an invitation for a carriage drive, you must enter first and

accept the rear seat; but if a lady invites a gentleman he is not

supposed to accept the rear seat when offered. After the drive your host

will alight first and assist you. In the street car, the gentlemen

always offer their places to ladies, and salute all passengers when

entering and leaving the ear. People have said they also shake hands

with the driver, but I do not believe all I hear.

When you are introduced to a gentleman, he tells you his house and all

his belongings are yours, giving you the street and number, and says:

“Now you know where your house is.” If you admire his horse or his

paintings or his wife, he says: “Take them, they are yours.” To be sure

you are not expected to take him too literally, but it shows that the

French are not the only people who claim politeness as a national trait.

If you are invited to his house for refreshments, you are to precede

your host on entering, but he will precede to the door when you signify

your readiness to depart.

The salutation on the street is “_adios_,” the equivalent of the French

_adieu_, but “_buenos dias_,” “_buenos tardes_,” and “_buenos noches_”

are also used for good morning, etc., and are always used in the plural.

Why, the deponent sayeth not. One of the adjuncts of an introduction, is

for the native to offer his cigarette case; and to refuse the invitation

to smoke, is to also refuse the introduction, and this little custom

nearly brought trouble upon the writer’s head. His early education had

been sadly neglected, and the manly art of smoking had never been taught

him, so he was forced to practice deception on his kind friends to keep

the peace. The deadly cigarette is rolled in the thin innershuck of the

Indian corn, and holds its shape whether filled or not, so I filled my

pocket with empty cases. When my new-made friend asked that I smoke

with him the pipe of peace, I replied cordially, “_Sí Señor_,” and took

the proffered cigarette, and with the same hand felt in my pocket for a

match and exchanged the loaded cigarette for a harmless one, and,

presto! I am in good form and all goes merry as a marriage bell. He

tells me his house, his sisters and all he has are mine for ever, and I

quietly add another item to my million dollar possessions. In one summer

I have acquired more wealth and real estate and beautiful maidens by

actual gift, than Jay G. and Brigham Y. acquired in a lifetime.

Already I have become a bloated aristocrat, and daily receive and give

away haciendas that cover nine square leagues of land.

The custom-house officials already have their eye on me, and are even

now figuring on the dividends they will declare when I attempt to leave

the country, but every bitter has its antidote, so I am congratulating

myself on the change of dates. A few years ago I was in this country

when each state collected its customs’ duties from every other state,

and that sometimes meant two or three inspections daily. Now things have

changed and they inspect only on the border, so I shall have fewer

bribes to offer the officials from my newly-acquired millions.

This people’s generosity runs them into bankruptcy. Once a kind friend

introduced himself to me, said he always did like my country and people,

said he had a beautiful sister named Inez and she was mine. “Take her,

señor, she is yours,” also a whole block of buildings. I thanked him

profusely and began to take stock of my new possessions, when he said

in excellent English, “Have you a loose quarter about your clothes you

could lend me to buy a supper?” We had reached a part of the street

where there was no light when he made his modest request, and he had his

hand on a very persuasive looking knife. I had my eye on him and my hand

on a good revolver, so in very choice Texas language I told him I had

the drop on him.

After reflecting that he had nearly impoverished himself by enriching me

with all his possessions, I took pity on him and gave him a pewter

quarter that some of my dear friends had passed on me that very morning.

Instinctively his native politeness came to the front, and with hat in

hand he _kotowed_, and in the softest of Spanish he thanked me a

thousand and one times, and incidentally let the quarter fall to the

pavement to catch the ring of it. Proving counterfeit money here is a

regular trade which they all learn.

Hereafter I shall positively refuse all gifts, because I am going to

call upon the president, and when I admire the national palace he will

of course say: “Take it, it is yours,” and it will appear ungrateful in

me to refuse it and mean in me to accept it, because all new presidents

have to start a revolution; and then he might not appreciate my motives,

and sometimes they do not understand American jokes till a week after

their perpetration. This is due to British influence at the embassy.

In the Capital I went once to a hotel, and before the carriage could

stop, three flunkies fell over themselves grabbing for my baggage, they

were so glad to see me. One got an umbrella, one a camera and one a

valise, and ran up stairs to my room to welcome me, and this welcome

only cost me twenty-five cents.

The proprietor wrung my hands and then wrung his own, and then spreading

them out with a magnanimous gesture said: “This hotel is yours señor,

and all my servants; just make yourself at home.” I blushed profusely

and told him I certainly appreciated a four-story stone front on San

Francisco Street, and I would remember him in my prayers.

After a week of his hospitality, when I offered to treat him to a cigar,

he incidentally mentioned that I owed him sixteen _reals_ for each day

of my pleasant sojourn. I asked him what for. “Your room, señor.” I told

him very forcibly that he told me to make myself at home. “So I did,”

said he. “But I never pay board at home,” said I, but the point was lost

on him. He was wearing a British hat, impervious to jokes. Next summer

he will ask me what I meant.

This is the second time I have got into trouble by accepting largesse,

and for the first time I understand what the old Trojans meant when they

said: “Beware of Greeks bearing gifts.”

Hereafter, I shall positively refuse all gifts, and sell off about

twenty hotels and villas and haciendas which I have accumulated beyond

my needs. That much wealth actually interferes with a man’s rest and the

color of his hair.

While in this state of mind and also in San Luis Potosi, I will

discourse on the Bill of Fare. I know a Boston friend who would have

said William of Fare, but I never could talk Bostonese, and just plain

bill of fare will do me, when I am traveling. The Texas lingo just says

“Hash.”

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