JOURNALISTIC.

"_The Police have a clue._" _Meaning_--"The Police know nothing about

it, and are doing all they know."

"_An exceptionally experienced Detective has charge of the case, and is

actively engaged in investigating all matters concerning it_;" _i.e._,

"A promoted constable in plain clothes is loafing about the neighbouring

public-houses, and standing drinks, generally without the exercise of

much discrimination, to unlikely people."

"_A young Woman of prepossessing appearance_;" _i.e._, "A rather showy

female."

"_The Police are, however, very reticent about the whole affair_;"

_i.e._, "When ignorance is rife, 'tis folly to give tongue."

"_It is believed that the most important discoveries will result from

the investigations now in progress_;" _i.e._, "Nothing is known as to

whether anything is being done: but it finishes off the paragraph, and

sounds well."

"_I am assured on the best authority, that there is no truth in the

rumour that H.S.H. the Prince of Katzendlenbogen has been laid up with

chicken-pox_;" _i.e._, "As there's no news, I may as well invent some,

for the sake of contradicting it."

"_As everybody knows_;" _i.e._, "I have a certain space to fill, and

nothing new to say, so I'll tell an ancient story, or bring in

MACAULAY'S New Zealander."

"_As all the world knows_," "except myself (the writer), who has met

with the information for the first time in a most valuable book of

reference."

"_We regret to hear that, &c._;" _i.e._, "Our sorrow is tempered by the

fact that we are utter strangers to the individual in question, and that

his or her affliction provides us with a certain amount of 'copy.'"

"_The hall was tastefully decorated_;" _i.e._, "two hired flags and an

evergreen hoop."

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