I was absolutely happy, and felt jolly hungry at the same time.

*CHAPTER XIV*

*"Old Lest" takes a Hand*

Holding on—"Old Lest’s" Sorry—The Marine Lands Again—"Old

Lest’s" going on—In the Fog—The Fog Lifts—After them!—The Maxim

Gun—Keeping ’em on the Run—Shelling the Town—Resting—"It’s Boss

Evans!"

_Written by Captain James A. Marshall,

Royal Marine Light Infantry_

Fancy me writing a book, or rather, helping to write one. I know a good

lot of people will think the world’s coming to an end, or that I’ve

turned over a new leaf, and am becoming really a credit to the family.

It’s about time I did become a credit to them, poor things! I should

imagine.

When I was asked to drive the giddy nib, I laughed. Laughed! why, I’ve

never laughed so much since father died, as a dear little girl from

Massachusetts told me once, when I tried to cheer her up, after that sad

event had happened to her family.

We tried to get old "B.-T."[#] to wield the flowing pen, and tell of all

his heroic deeds, but—well—he wasn’t taking any—thank you kindly—and

they got me to take on the job.

[#] Lieutenant Gore-Travers, known as Bored-Travers, or "B.-T."

You see, whilst old Truscott, the Commander, was lying on his downy

couch with a bullet in him somewhere, he couldn’t be expected to know

much of what happened outside him, could he? Old Mayhew, our boss

doctor man, wouldn’t say where the bullet really was. Why, bless your

soul, he wasn’t going to give himself away, not he, and hung round

Truscott’s cabin with a face as long as a jews’ harp whilst he was

outside it, and as round and smiling as a Dutch cheese with a slice out

of it when he went in.

It was all because that silly young ass Ford saw "red" that night we

landed with my chaps to have a bit of a plugging match, whilst Whitmore

went off with a No. 9 detonator and something in the gun-cotton "line"

to blow a gun of sorts.

He thought that he was half-back in a "footer" scrum, or something like

that, charged the whole blooming pack of Chinese, got "offside", and was

collared and carried off the ground before we could get the referee to

sound his whistle.

We argued it out with them for a while, but when old Truscott was

doubled up with a bullet in him (you’d better ask Mayhew where), and two

or three of my chaps had had holes made in them, we had to drop back to

the battery, and couldn’t even bring away Tuck, one of my men who’d been

killed. They were so jolly anxious to make our acquaintance, that it

was all we could do to hold on behind the wall, and the bank on the

beach, till Whitmore had said goodbye to his chums and got aboard the

cutter. Even then we couldn’t have got away, if young Withers in the

barge hadn’t dropped a few gentle hints with his Maxim and emptied a

couple of belts.

We pulled away back to Lawrence, who was waiting for us in the steam

pinnace, and I ought to have been standing up in the stern sheets,

waving my gory, glittering sword over my head and singing, "With a long,

long pull, and a strong, strong pull, cheerly! lads! pull away", to

encourage the sailor men. The only reason why I didn’t, was because in

the last rush to the boat I’d got a clap over the head which knocked me

silly, had been plumped down in the stern sheets, and didn’t know

anything about it till we’d got aboard the old _Vigilant_.

I opened my eyes to find myself in my own virtuous bunk, daylight

starting the flies skylarking, and Grainger, my servant, the trusty,

faithful and never-to-be-forgotten one, poking me to see if I was still

alive. I had the dickens of a headache, and at first thought it was due

to the usual cause; but Grainger held up the serge frock[#] which I had

worn the night before, and I remembered what had happened.

[#] Serge frock is a tunic made of serge, worn on undress occasions.

"That were your second best serge frock, sir," he said sadly, when he

had recovered from his surprise at finding me alive. "Cost you four

pun’, three-and-sixpence—with postage, sir."

It was soaked with mud, and had a bullet hole through one sleeve. There

was a dark patch of blood, too, just in the centre of my manly bosom,

which Grainger never could wash out. Whose blood it was I never knew,

and old Mayhew threw things at me when I afterwards asked him if he

could examine it, and see if it belonged to a Chinaman whom I had opened

up a little during the scrap.

"We ’aven’t paid for it, ’ave we, sir? We couldn’t send it back as a

misfit or some’ow, I s’pose? I knew you’d being doing som’ut like that,

sir, if I let you wear it, and your third best pair of trouses is all

split over one knee another three-pun’-ten gone slosh, sir—that is, if

they won’t take ’em back, and there’s another of our hye-glasses gone

too."

He shook his head reproachfully at me, and told me that I’d had a crack

on the "nut". When I pressed him as to who had been so kind as to see

me safely home, he wouldn’t answer, but went on brushing the mud still

more firmly in.

"Beggin’ your pardon, sir, I hauled on your legs—a little," he said at

last. "An’ I’m feared that ’twas I who split them trouses." He said it

as if he didn’t think he’d done a very praiseworthy thing in probably

saving my life; possibly he hadn’t.

"I’ll double your pay, Grainger; ’twas jolly good of you. Hope you came

out of it all right?"

"I came out of it all right. I don’t go ashore on one of these ’ere

shows with my second best things on. Thank you very much, sir, but

you’ve forgot to pay me anything for the last three months."

I knew that perfectly well, and it closed the discussion. Financial

matters are peculiarly distressing to me in the early morning.

He roused me presently with "’Ere’s your usual breakfast, sir," and put

down a tray with a bottle of soda water and a biscuit on it, and looked

amazed when I clambered out and demanded shaving water and a bath. It

was somewhat out of my ordinary routine to turn out much before 9.30,

and he, I saw, thought that that crack on my head had affected my brain.

The old Skipper came in whilst I was dressing. I had never seen the old

chap so gentle. "I’m all right, sir, thank you—right as a trivet—my

head’s the only part of me which would have stood it. Very sorry we

couldn’t do much for you last night. How’s the Commander?"

"Umph! Can’t say. Mayhew can’t say either. Pretty bad, I fear. The

others are doing all right. Ran you up against a bigger thing than I

thought. ’Old Lest’s’ sorry."

"Fortune of war, sir. I’m paid twelve-and-sevenpence a day for it by a

grateful country—less income tax."

The dear old chap grunted and went out again.

It wasn’t till I went into the ward room that I heard that, besides

young Ford and Tuck missing, Martin, one of my chaps, and Miller, an

armourer belonging to Whitmore’s party, had been left behind.

The Skipper sent a boat to try and communicate with the pirates, and

find out whether young Ford and these two men were alive and kicking.

The boss pirate man was most polite, wrote back that they were doing

well (we didn’t know whether that meant that they were wounded or not),

and implored the Skipper not to attack the island again, as he was

certain that it would provoke a massacre, or something equally

unpleasant, of all the Europeans there, including little Sally Hobbs

herself.

He added that he was keeping his prisoners, and as they would probably

be the first victims, he thought this knowledge might add force to his

entreaties to be let alone.

He didn’t know "Old Lest"—not by a long chalk.

The _Huan Min_ turned up during the morning, and that chap Ching (he was

a good enough chap to have been a marine, if they had luxuries like that

in the Chinese navy) and the skippers of the _Goldfinch_ and _Sparrow_

came across to the _Vigilant_, and had a regular pow-wow, talkee-talkee

in the Captain’s cabin.

Ching was to land at sunset with some fifty of his men, and Hoffman was

to go with him and guide him across country, straight to the walled

house on the hill. They were to get through at all costs. It was

Ching’s own suggestion; he and Hoffman thought they could do it, and I

knew they would, if it was possible. Whilst he made a dash for the

house, all the ships were to plug shell at two places in the island,

some distance from the town itself, in order to distract their

attention.

Hoffman wasn’t exactly dead, but that was about all you could say. He

must have had an enormous amount of vitality, or whatever you call it,

to keep "going". He looked most ghastly ill.

It was determined that every man we could fit out with a rifle and other

conveniences for hurrying his "dear brethren" into eternity was to land

from the _Vigilant_ and the four gunboats about an hour after Ching, and

the whole day was spent in communicating with the _Ringdove_ and the

_Omaha_ and completing these arrangements.

I’ve always longed to be a pirate myself, and the next best thing was to

have the job of collaring one. My detachment were just as keen as I

was, especially after last night’s shindy, and we fell in again and

prepared to land, and have another go at ’em, as cheerfully as ducks in

a thunderstorm.

"Ever shoved it into a ’uman afore, sir?" Grainger asked me, whilst he

was helping me on with my sword and leather gear. He’d been polishing

it outside my cabin, on and off, all day long.

"Never; nothing bigger than a cockroach."

"Well, sir, it ’ull be some’ut to ’ang up in the ’all at ’ome when we

draws our pension. Won’t it, sir?"

"If we don’t have to pawn it," I told him, and went off to look at

Truscott. Poor chap! he was worrying about what would happen to his

wife and kids if he "pegged out", so one couldn’t do much to cheer him.

He was very down on his luck.

We were a goodish bit behind time getting ashore, as the very dickens of

a fog came up from the south and wrapped us in its "blissful mantle of

white", as the young padré would have said if he’d been there. It was

beastly annoying, and took all the gloss out of my moustache; but old

Lawrence got us round to the back of the island somehow or other,

chiefly by the sound of the _Ringdove’s_ guns, I think. Of course, he

jolly well pretended that he did it with a boat’s compass and a pair of

parallel rulers on a chart he’d made. Bless me! I never could

understand why navigators make such a song about their job; it’s easy

enough—shove on till you hit up against the shore—push off again and go

on—that’s all that’s wanted. I bet I would navigate any ship you liked,

anywhere you liked, if she’d stand a bit of bumping sometimes. I’ve

often asked Lawrence to let me try, but, funnily enough, he won’t.

I’d had an awful job with Grainger to let me wear my other serge

tunic—my best one—and it was only by telling him that I wasn’t going to

bring discredit on "The Corps" by being found dead in the one I’d worn

last night, that he let me wear it.

"I make it a rule in life," I had told him, "never to wear any serge in

more than one battle," and he had gone away muttering that "he supposed

that they hadn’t either of ’em been paid for, and never would be, so it

didn’t hardly matter, though he was blowed if he knew what I was going

to wear to-morrow".

Some of his statements were remarkably accurate. We had brought along

one of Hoffman’s Chinamen to guide us, but, bless me! by the time we’d

got ashore, with wet feet, we couldn’t see two yards in front of us. The

fog was as thick as pea soup, and it was like trying to wade through

velvet.

I had a pocket compass—we all had—and Lawrence had given us the course

we were to steer, but I’m jiggered if I know how we got along at all. I

was supposed to be in front, with people thrown out on either flank, as

laid down in the "drill book", but it was all I could do to keep them

bunched up together, touching each other, and the section leaders

bawling out, every minute or two, to give the others a notion where they

were. My old sergeant-major nearly wept because he couldn’t know

whether they were "dressed" in proper line.

We stumbled through it somehow, going on for two minutes and halting for

five or ten, whilst they hauled one of our Maxims along on its carriage

behind us, and the shouting that went on to know who was there, and

where who was, was enough to wake the dead.

The Skipper landed with us, in an old pair of shooting-boots with huge

soles on them—the two-to-an-acre kind—and with a big oak stick in his

hands. Young Ponsonby came as his "doggy", and Whitmore had brought

Rawlings as his. My marines—Langham with the machine gun section, old

"B.-T." with "A" company, and Trevelyan with "B" company—brought our

"field state" up to a hundred and fifty-four, all of them _Vigilant’s_,

and Barclay came along with a dozen stokers as stretcher-bearers. About

two miles to our left, farther along the island, the other landing

party, which was supposed to make for the walled house, with Sally in

it, and join hands with us there, should have commenced their march

already, but we hadn’t the faintest notion whether they’d been able to

find the place to land. The skipper of the _Omaha_, Captain John A.

Parkinson, U.S.N.[#], was to have been in command, and to have had forty

men from his own gunboat and thirty each from our three with him,

bringing their brigade up to a strength of one hundred and

forty-two—that is, with a few details of stretcher parties.

[#] United States Navy.

We only hoped that they’d been able to find each other and get ashore.

"’Old Lest’ don’t care whether they come or not," the Skipper growled to

me, when we’d run up against each other in the fog. "’Old Lest’s’ going

on. Umph!"

Even Blucher was unhappy, and wagged his tail doubtfully. He had never

been on a shooting expedition like this before, and he didn’t know quite

what to make of it, or the fog, and stuck to the Skipper like a leech,

for fear of losing him.

We had heard a lot of desultory firing going on, even before we had

landed, and couldn’t quite understand it, as it came more from the

direction of the walled house than from where Ching should have been;

but we did not worry much about that.

We found ourselves running up against huts and bamboo fencing about two

hours after we’d landed; but there wasn’t a single soul there, and as we

were getting out of them I happened to bump into Trevelyan, who’d lost

himself. We were wondering what had become of the inhabitants.

"They’ve gone into town to the theatre, and supper afterwards at the

Savoy or the Carlton, I expect," he said jokingly.

"I jolly well wish I had," I said.

That set me thinking of the good times I’d had in London, and I forgot,

for a second, all about the beastly island and the beastly pirates, but

woke up again with the sound of heavy firing—volleys, too—from the same

place from where we’d heard the firing before.

"That’s Ching," I thought; "he’s got his hands full."

We ran into some people ourselves in front of us, heard them yelling,

and heard their footsteps, but never saw them. There must have been a

goodish lot of them, to judge by the noise they made, and sometimes they

fired rifles, and bullets went by, overhead, but they didn’t worry much,

and we pressed them before us. Eventually they got all round us,

yelling "blue murder", but daren’t come near enough to be "spitted",

which was a pity, as their noise was very irritating, and made the men

jumpy.

There was no sound of the other little brigade having landed, and in

about an hour after the heavy firing had started, it died down again.

We were rather worried lest this meant that Ching had failed, but an

occasional shot coming from the same direction told us that, at any

rate, he was still holding on. I don’t believe that we made half a mile

in the first three hours, the fog and darkness were so intense that one

actually couldn’t see one’s hand.

A halt was called—for the hundredth time, I should imagine—and presently

the Skipper came up, singing out for me, and being passed on from one

section to another. "The first bit of firm ground we come to I’m going

to stop there," he growled. "It’s no use going on like this. I haven’t

the shadowiest idea where I’m going."

"Not the foggiest, I imagine you mean, sir."

"Umph!" he grunted.

He rather liked my polished wit.

It really was the most extraordinary sensation you can imagine, to go

lumbering along at this snail’s pace, and to hear those fellows just

ahead booing and yelling, and to hear them running towards us, shouting

something rude and unladylike and running away, without ever seeing a

soul.

We ran up against a bank shortly afterwards, and stayed there for the

remainder of the night, the fog sometimes clearing away slightly, but

always shutting down, like a blanket, directly we thought of moving on.

We found a little gap in the bank for the Maxim, and formed more or less

of a hollow square all round it, with my chaps lining the bank.

We let rip a few rounds from it whenever we thought we could hear a lot

of those fellows close together, and thought we managed to wing one or

two. We certainly found two dead pigs in a sty alongside a hut, about

fifty yards away, when the fog did clear away next morning. Ask

Whitmore about his Maxim gun and the two pigs; but see that you’ve got a

clear start first!

We made ourselves as cosy as we could—from a "drill book" point of view,

I mean—and had to be on the alert all night.

The Skipper and Whitmore paced up and down behind the Maxim gun, the

Skipper smoking cigar after cigar, and worrying a good deal about not

being able to get on. Old "Blucher" came across to me presently, to

where I was sitting on the trail of the Maxim gun, eating some

sandwiches which Grainger had brought for me, and telling yarns to young

Rawlings and Ponsonby to pass away the time. He sat down between my

knees and finished off the gristly parts of the beef inside the

sandwiches, and wanted his ears played with. He wasn’t at all happy,

and the noises all round us and the yelping of dogs had got on his

nerves.

I had thrown out half a dozen marines as sentries—only ten yards in

front of our bank—and one or other of them kept on letting off their

rifles and scooting back. I had to lead them out again, firmly but

gently. It’s bad enough on an ordinary dark night to have to do sentry

business, but in this fog, when you couldn’t see anyone till he touched

you, it was only the steadiest old soldier who could "stick" it. I was

at last compelled to keep walking from one to another myself, and spent

most of the night doing this.

There were one or two, what you might call, "incidents".

One happened, once, when I’d brought Rawlings and Ponsonby with me, and

stumbled over a Chinaman, crawling along the ground. He fled like a

rabbit, but the two mids were on him like terriers, I shouting all the

time for them to come back. There were two or three revolver shots,

which started all my sentries easing "off", and then back they came,

bubbling over with excitement. It was lucky that my chaps hadn’t shot

them.

"Bagged him?" I asked.

"Rather! Got him with my second; he ran into a tree," Rawlings said,

but Ponsonby was much too excited to speak.

The other incident occurred just before we shoved on again.

I had put one of my "bad hats"—an old villain who spent most of his time

doing "cells" and 10A[#]—on the extreme left of the line of sentries,

and I thought I had heard a bit of a scuffle somewhere in his direction,

and presently managed to find him. He was standing over a Chinaman,

perfectly unconcerned. "Killed that ’ere little lot, sir; crawled up to

me and was going to knife me—the dirty thief; did it with this

bagonet—’arf an ’our ago, sir."

[#] 10A.—A particular scale of punishment.

"I wonder you didn’t shoot him," I said. And he snorted, "There’s

plenty as would ’ave," and gave the body a kick, "plenty as would ’ave,

and waked the ’ole blooming camp."

When he was eventually relieved, he dragged it back with him to show his

pals, and kept the knife as a trophy. The fog began to clear away about

six o’clock in the morning, and as it gradually became possible to see a

few yards ahead, we shoved again. We had just got up to the hut and

pigsty I told you about, and were chaffing Whitmore about the effect of

his Maxim, when we heard, about a mile off, the report of a gun. The

Skipper came swaggering up, his fierce old eyebrows covered with fog

(all of us were as wet as drowned rats with it)—"What’s that, Marshall?

What d’you make of that? Field gun, eh?"

"Sounds like it, sir;" and we heard it fire again, and it went on

regularly at about three or four minute intervals. We could hear

volleys, too, all from the same direction, and felt pretty certain that

good old Ching hadn’t let them have it all their own way.

"It means that they’re shelling that house. Umph! And that means that

Ching has got inside it," the Skipper growled, rubbing his great hands

in delight.

"Shove on! They’ve been waiting for us too long already;" and he came

along with me, Blucher yawning behind him, and wondering, I suppose,

when his job was coming on.

Directly we had moved forward we stirred up some Chinamen in front of

us; but they were not giving us much trouble, and we now felt a breeze

in our faces, and saw the fog streaming across our front. Almost

immediately afterwards we heard firing away to our left, where the other

"landing party" ought to be, and were jolly pleased, and knew that the

fog must have "lifted" over there as well.

"We shall have it clear in another quarter of an hour," the Skipper

growled, and went back to hurry everyone forward, for that gun ahead of

us was firing regularly, and made us all rather dread what was

happening.

We were getting on some high ground now, making fine progress, and

almost before you could tell when it happened, or how long it took to

clear, the fog had swept past us, and, quite suddenly, we saw frightened

Chinamen flying in front of us, to take cover behind a bank somewhere

about a quarter of a mile away. I couldn’t help laughing to see them

tumbling over each other in their hurry to escape, now that the fog had

uncovered them. We bagged a good many before they got over that bank.

"Don’t give ’em any time; after ’em, Marshall," I heard the Skipper

shouting, and we simply did a record sprint, "Blucher" going on ahead of

us, thinking that his show had come along at last, and barking loudly,

like the useless, untrained, old brute he was. We were over that bank

before they could fife half a dozen shots, and had bayoneted half a

dozen before you could say "Jack Robinson". My men were so glad to get

a sight of the fellows who’d been worrying them all night, and were so

keen to pay them "out", that there was no stopping them. Those few

shots, though, were quite enough for old "Blucher", who went yelping

back to the Skipper, with his tail between his legs, more mystified than

ever.

The ground sloped upwards behind the bank, and we were after them like

redshanks. I knew that Trevelyan with "B" company was somewhere on my

right, and that "B.-T." was coming along in reserve, and that the Maxim

kept chipping in occasionally; but I had all my work cut out to keep my

marines in hand, and did not pay much attention to anything else. One

or two of my chaps got bowled over before we got to the top of the

slope; but we were up it and over it in a "jiffy", and saw the cowardly

brutes running down the other side, dodging in between some native

graves and some big boulders, and shooting up at us.

I made my men halt and take cover to get their breath, and waited for

the Skipper. He came grunting and puffing after me.

After that beastly night, it was grand to be able to use one’s eyes

again, and see where we were and what we were doing. The ground sloped

down from our feet to a little shallow valley of paddy fields,

intersected by banks and small irrigation streams. It rose again on the

opposite side to form a ridge about eight hundred yards away, a little

tree-topped ridge, with the walled house, where Ching and Sally and all

the rest of them were, at its right end, and a few huts on its left end.

As the Skipper came up, I saw a cloud of white smoke burst out from

behind those huts, and heard that gun fire again. I pointed it out to

him.

"There’s someone showing on top of that house, sir," Trevelyan sang out.

"Where’s one of the signalmen?" the Skipper roared. "There you are—are

you—wave something; get on top of that hut and wave your flags." (We

were standing close to a small mud hut.)

"He’ll draw their fire all right," I chuckled to Trevelyan—there were a

good many bullets flying past us—and when he did scramble up to the top

and begin waving his semaphore flags, they left off firing at us, and

paid all their attention to him, bullets whistling round him and

smacking up against the side of the hut.

"A jolly good ’wheeze’ that," and Trevelyan winked at me. "You must put

that in your blessed drill book, eh, soldier?"

The signalman stood there with his telescope between his knees, calmly

trying to attract attention, whilst the Skipper stood below and cursed

him, and "Blucher" went smelling up every time a bullet splodged against

the mud wall, and then ran away, thinking people were throwing stones at

him. He didn’t know what to make of this picnic.

"There’s someone waving on top of that house," several sang out; and we

saw someone "wagging" a long stick.

"’E’s only got one arm, whoever ’e is," the signalman muttered, "an’ ’e

don’t know much about Morse."

"It’s Mr. Ford, sir," he sang out. "He says, ’All well so far—Mr. Ching

here—gun doing damage’."

"Splendid!" we all shouted; and just then the signalman came toppling

down with a bullet through his leg, and sat there holding it and looking

very white.

Old Barclay was on him in a moment—terrible keen chap he was.

When we looked again, young Ford had disappeared. I expect that he had

found it a pretty warm corner up there.

Old "B.-T.’s" little lot in the rear were having trouble now. They were

below us, at the foot of the slope we had just climbed, and were lying

down and shooting at a crowd of Chinese clustering round the huts near

that pigsty.

"We must have got round ’em in the fog," Trevelyan chuckled.

"Where’s that darned Maxim?" the Skipper roared. "Get it up here."

Young Rawlings rushed away to hurry it, and it came rattling up,

Langham, who was in charge of it, and his men panting and tugging for

all they were worth.

He was ordered to try and stop that gun firing, and then fat little

Ponsonby was sent flying downhill to tell Travers to leave the Chinamen

alone and come along after us.

The Maxim gun began its "tut-tut-tut-tut", "B.-T." and his chaps came

bounding up the hill, and we all roared with laughter as little Ponsonby

came running after them, his eyes and mouth wide open with fright at

being left behind. "B.-T." was sent down the slope in front of us, with

his company, to clear out the chaps who were sniping us; and very

prettily he and his two Mids, Jones and Withers, did the job, whilst

Trevelyan looked after the brutes in our rear.

They were simply swarming down there behind those huts, and there was

not the least doubt that we had got round their main body in the fog.

They did not dare to come out in the open, and were keeping up a very

wild fire at us.

Langham couldn’t get near that gun, and just as it fired again, and

someone had sung out that they could see stones and bits of wood flying

from a corner of the house, we saw Chinamen streaming across the paddy

fields on our left, running and turning, and firing backwards. We could

hear heavy firing from somewhere out of sight, and the noise of another

Maxim and the chip-chip of a Colt automatic gun.

We all knew that it was the gunboat’s brigade driving the Chinese in

front of them.

"The other chaps will be there before ’Old Lest’, if we don’t get a move

on. ’Old Lest’ ain’t going to be beaten by them," the Skipper grunted,

and sent me and my marines flying down into the paddy fields below us,

after Travers, who had halted and taken cover behind a bank on the other

side of them, just before the ground began to rise gently up towards the

walled house, and where the gun was a little farther to the left.

"Take ground to your left, and both of you ’go’ for that confounded

gun," the Skipper had roared after me. "I’m coming along after you."

It’s all jolly fine to tell one to charge along through paddy fields.

Grainger was just behind me, and I felt sorry for him, because I kept on

going in up to my knees in beautiful, rich, black mud, and knew that he

had his eye on me and my second best pair of trousers. But we got up to

old "B.-T." all right, and I shouted for him to come along and shove on

for the gun, got my men extended well to the left, gave them a

"breather" whilst he swung his men a little to the left as well (brought

his right shoulder up, as they say in the drill book), and then off we

went, howling and cheering, straight towards two little white huts

behind which the gun was still firing.

Whitmore appeared from somewhere and took charge (he was the senior),

Rawlings and a bugler boy legging it after him for all they were worth.

A good many bullets came whizzing past, and I saw chaps dodging about

round those huts and under some trees. My men were coming along well,

and old "B.-T." with his long legs was sprinting along in front of his

chaps like a camel.

Away to the left people began cheering—"Rah! Rah! Rah!"—and I knew that

came from the _Omaha’s_ crowd, and wasn’t going to be beaten by them.

Nor was more either; and though I knew that the "show" was not quite

according to the "drill book", I wasn’t going to let the "U.S.N." or our

gunboats get there first.

Young Wilkins, running just behind me, gave a cry and fell; I heard the

old sergeant-major cursing and hurrying on the men; we got in among the

trees, my chaps half a dozen paces behind me; a chap got in my way and

fell down—I suppose I did it; two or three fellows rushed out from the

side of a hut and came for me with swords; but the well-beloved Grainger

wasn’t going to let them damage my best "serge", if he could prevent it,

and we got rid of them between us. "B.-T.’s" chaps and mine were now

all mixed up. There were a few "bickerings" going on round the huts and

among the trees, and then we saw the gun standing by its "lonesome", and

went dashing across to it.

One of "B.-T.’s" able seamen was the first to get to it, Whitmore and

Rawlings close behind, and "B.-T." and I made a dead heat for fourth

place.

"Don’t ’hee-haw’ like a jackass," Whitmore said, when he’d got his

breath. "What’s to be done now?"

I’m hanged if I could help laughing at the sight of old "B.-T." legging

it, with little Withers, only about half his height, trying to keep up

with him.

"Give us a cigarette, and don’t be an ass, soldier!" "B.-T." sang out.

"Your legs are funnier looking than mine, any day."

"Drill book, Whitmore, old chap! Drill book! When you’ve got ’em on

the run, keep ’em on the run," I said, when I could stop laughing, and

he agreed, and "B.-T." agreed, and we got our people together and

followed them. As we left the gun we saw the _Omaha’s_ people "doubling"

up to it.

We must have followed them for the best part of a mile, I should

imagine, but they ran a jolly sight faster than we could. We were

pretty well "winded", and when we’d driven them back to the outskirts of

the town, they rallied there, and we had to pull up and go back again,

carrying along three fellows who’d been knocked over in the last hundred

yards. They began pressing along after us, and a lot of chaps—some of

those who had run away from the other brigade—began worrying our flank,

streaming across the paddy fields and firing at us. We managed to keep

them back, alternate sections lying down and firing whilst the others

ran back fifty yards and lay down in their turn, and covered the retreat

of the first little lot. A nice little show it was too—all done

according to the drill book—and when we’d got back to within a hundred

yards of the walled house, and were passing through the remains of a lot

of burnt huts, young Ponsonby came running up with orders from the

Skipper to halt there and take up a position.

"He’s pretty angry, sir," he told Whitmore; "he’s been sounding the

recall for the last half-hour."

The fact was that the Chinese hadn’t yet had a sufficient lesson, and

didn’t quite know what it was to run up against us in the daylight, and

were now coming for us "hammer and tongs".

Instead of going back to the walled house, and bending on one knee

before Princess Sally as her gallant knight, who had lost a couple of

eyeglasses, and spoiled serge frocks, two in number, and two pairs of

embroidered overalls—bills not yet paid—in her service, and receiving

her gracious thanks, I had jolly well to dodge beastly bullets for a

couple of hours.

The old Skipper often came round, with "Blucher", to see if things were

going all right, and generally stopped to have a yarn with me.

It was from him I learnt that poor old Hoffman had been killed.

"Jolly hard luck after all he’s done for us, sir," I had said; but the

Skipper only growled "Umph!" and for some reason or other didn’t seem so

sure.

He had managed to get a signal through to the _Vigilant_, and ordered

her and the gunboats to shell the town and that six-inch gun which

Whitmore had tried to destroy.

From my position, looking across the Chinese town and the little creek

crowded with junks, I could see them steaming slowly inshore, and

presently they began firing very deliberately. (Of course they had only

a few seaman ratings left on board to man the guns.)

Their shells burst all over the town; but it takes a lot of shells to

set fire to a house, and it was some time before they got a good fire

going. A few shells which didn’t burst ricochetted over our heads, and

one or two fell pretty close to the house; but the Skipper didn’t worry

about them now. He had lowered little Sally down a shallow well,

somewhere in the garden behind the house, and so long as she was safe,

he didn’t worry about anyone else.

His idea was that if we set fire to the town, most of the people would

go back there to try and extinguish the flames, and that then we would

tramp back across the island to where we had landed last night.

Certainly a good number of fellows did go back, and except from that

hill on the other side of the paddy fields, from where we had seen

Ford’s signal, we were not much bothered with rifle fire.

It was at the back of the house, where the ground fell steeply towards

the creek, and was covered with scrubby bushes, that the Chinese seemed

now to be trying to force their way in. The lower slopes were simply

swarming with them, and more kept moving up the creek in boats to assist

them.

The Skipper came across to me. "Umph!" he growled. "You’re a soldier,

aren’t you?" and when I had acknowledged the soft impeachment, "Umph!

What would you do? I’m not a soldier. ’Old Lest’s’ not much good

ashore except after ’birds’. How’d you get out of this mess! Ugh!" and

he growled at me as if he would have liked to eat me, and so fiercely

that old "Blucher" thought he was in for a row, and cleared off to have

a yarn with his chums, the marines. He took me across, behind the

house, to have a look at the state of affairs there.

Don’t think that he wanted advice. He only wanted someone to talk to,

and everyone else was too busy. I wouldn’t have suggested anything to

him for "worlds".

It was then that I saw Hobbs and Sally for the first time since they had

been "burgled". They had fished her up from the well, and she had come

across to the Skipper, looking like a ghost, her sad little face all

pinched and careworn, hardly the princess I’d all my life been longing

to rescue, and throw myself and all my unpaid bills at her feet. She

was a most distressful little object, and when the Skipper put his great

hand very gently on her shoulder, and told her we were going to start

off almost directly, she began crying, and said she didn’t want to go.

"She’s gone daft about that man Evans," Hobbs whispered to me. He

looked more like a monkey than ever.

So that was it, was it? And our little princess didn’t want to be

rescued! Poor little princess! I just noticed that the front of the

house had been pretty well battered in by the Chinese gun, and then

caught sight of Ford and Rawlings looking like long-lost brothers. Ford

was a pretty ludicrous spectacle, with one side of his face black and

blue, one eye closed, and his left arm slung up inside his monkey

jacket. This was the first time I had seen him since we had landed to

destroy that gun, and he got very red; I remembered that he hadn’t taken

my jokes in very good part, so went across to make my peace with him.

"We all saw you signalling to us this morning, Ford, on the top of that

roof. You must have been under a very hot fire, eh?"

He wasn’t quite certain whether he was going to make peace, but he

couldn’t stand out against a little delicate flattery, and we made

friends again, and he went off with Rawlings, looking very conceited and

happy.

Fat little Rashleigh was there, too, buzzing about like a bumble bee,

and offering everyone a drink from his flask, and patronizing Ching, and

talking about the gun he had captured. I never realized what he meant

till afterwards.

Old Ching was pretty well played out, but looked proud and happy, and I

gave him one of my last three cigarettes, and told him one or two yarns,

though he didn’t take much interest in them, and kept his eyes fixed on

little Sally.

The Skipper had given him the job of escorting her down to the coast,

and jolly well he had earned it too.

Parkinson, the _Omaha’s_ skipper, had a yarn with me. "Guess I shall be

a flag officer before I’m sixty. Reckon they’ll have my picture in all

the journals in the States, and maybe they’ll remember John A. Parkinson

is still alive and kicking, up at Washington. They seem to have

forgotten him awhile." He was "talking sarcastic". He was a fine

grim-looking chap, without an ounce of spare flesh on him, and as old as

most of the rear-admirals in our navy, though only in command of a small

gunboat.

There was an old Scotchman who had helped Ford and the two men escape

from the town to the walled house, and had been helping to defend it all

night. He was a funny old bird, and didn’t quite know where to "place"

himself, and wasn’t looking particularly happy. Old "B.-T." had

recognized him as the chap who’d run the show at the other island, when

"B.-T." was a prisoner, so he knew that we had sufficient evidence to

hang him, and was only too jolly anxious to escape being killed by

Chinamen in the meantime.

He thought that our best plan would be to go back the way we had come.

It was more open country, and, except for the first three-quarters of a

mile, better "going" and more open than if we attempted to work round

the outskirts of the town itself, where the ground was nothing but

swamps.

It was now about half-past one o’clock, and the Skipper thought that it

was about time to be starting back.

The great trouble was the number of wounded who would have to be

carried. Of Ching’s original fifty men only forty-two could walk, and

the two landing parties now had six men too badly wounded to walk.

Young Wilkins, my bugler, and a seaman belonging to the _Goldfinch_ were

the only two Englishmen killed so far.

These two, Hoffman, and five of Ching’s people had been buried during

the morning, under the trees in the garden, behind the house.

The Skipper also wanted to go back the way he had come. He told me that

I should have the first job—to seize the hill opposite us across the

paddy fields and hold it whilst he, Trevelyan, and "B" company and

Ching’s bluejackets brought along Sally, her father, and the wounded.

Parkinson, the _Omaha’s_ skipper, was to stay behind with the gunboat’s

brigade and act as rearguard till the Skipper had got safely across to

me, and then I was going to do "rearguard", whilst they all went on.

He hoped to get in touch with the _Ringdove_ and _Omaha_ a mile from the

shore and obtain some assistance from their guns, if he was much pressed

by the Chinese. He was just going to give the order to "carry on", when

we saw a little party of people approaching with a white flag waving

over their heads. It was headed by a most respectable-looking old

"josser" beautifully dressed in silks, with a mandarin button on his

cap, and a most benign, fatherly expression on his face. He was brought

along to the Skipper, and the old Scotchman acted as interpreter.

He had come to offer to let us go back to our ships without being

molested, if we would only leave off shelling the town, and was very

surprised when the Skipper refused to do so. Then he called up a man

who was standing behind him with a bundle in his hand, and made him

empty it on the ground, looking at us and expecting to see us beam with

delight. Ugh! I was nearly sick, for out rolled the head of a white

man.

"It’s Boss Evans!" I heard the Scotchman mutter under his breath.

We all involuntarily stepped back in disgust, and the old gentleman

opened his eyes in amazement when he saw that we were not pleased, and

explained that it was the Boss Pirate himself, the chap who’d done

everything he ought not to have done, and that now they had killed him,

and that we had seen that he was really dead, and had got Hobbs and the

girl, "it all makee end—all belong plenty too much bobberie—no can

do—vely good—vely good", and he rubbed his hands together, and bowed and

beamed at us again from behind his great horn-rimmed spectacles.

"Chuck him out!" the Skipper roared, and walked away.

The poor dear old Chinee chap was almost in tears when he was led home

again, and wasn’t allowed to take the head with him either.

We buried it alongside the other dead.

Someone must have told my poor little princess, because she was now only

too anxious to get away, and looked more mournful and heartbroken than

ever.

It was half-past two before this little business was concluded, and

Whitmore and I were jolly anxious to start.

"The old man’s wasting daylight with a vengeance," he said to me, but

had hardly spoken before young Ponsonby came running up—"From the

Captain, sir; you’re to carry on."

As I hurried past the Skipper, he sang out, "Drive those fellows off

that hill!"—pointing with his big stick. "Travers will go with you, and

I’ll send a Maxim along after you, and am coming on directly."

"Very good, sir," and I saluted and went off to tell my men what we had

to do, and sang out to Travers, "Come along, old ’B.-T.’, bring your

people along."

We started off.

[Illustration: U.S.S. Omaha and H.M.S. Ringdove shelling Hector Island.]

*CHAPTER XV*

*The Retreat*

Old B.-T. Wins—A Hard Retreat—A Case of Speed—A Race against the

Fog—Hand-to-hand Fighting—Captain Marshall is Wounded—The

Captain’s Life Attempted—Round the Fire—Ford is Indignant—On

Board Again

_Written by Captain Marshall, Royal Marine Light Infantry_

Old "B.-T." and I extended our people, ran down towards the paddy

fields, crawled and dodged across them, and prepared for the "do-or-die

business" up the farther slope.

It was a bit of a rush, and old "B.-T." looked "bored" when we met again

at the top. The blighters had never given us a show, but had cleared

out, pretty well most of them. A few had run into "B.-T.’s" little lot

by accident, and been polished off, that was all.

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