DR. HELMBOLD TO J.G. BENNETT, Jr. "Boo-shoo! fly."

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[Illustration: A BRIGHT IDEA.

_Customer_. "WAITER, BRING ME SOME FROZEN CLAMS."

_Waiter (lately caught)_. "YES, SIR; WILL YOU HAVE 'EM ROASTED OR

BILED?"]

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