VIRGINIA'S WILD OATS

I

"My dear Charles," observed the Honorable Virginia Lauriston in her

very clear voice, "you simply must realize that a girl isn't

necessarily a fool just because she _is_ a girl."

The great drawing-room at Wynwood disposes its noble proportions like

a graceful woman. The furniture was looted at the sack of a

continental palace, and upon its south wall hangs Titian's celebrated

_Pink Lady_. The French windows of the great drawing-room at Wynwood

give upon the first of sweeping tiers of terraces constructed in the

days when every one had plenty of money. Sir Charles Gillespie liked

to sit there in the summer when the cost of heating need not worry

him, thus combining spaciousness with economy.

Virginia, swathed in the softest old-rose, poised herself delicately

on a carved and gilded armchair, its silk tapestry frayed by the

limbs of distinguished generations. Her white shoulders, the most

perfect among society, quivered in the faintest shrug. The light

from a solitary chandelier high in the painted ceiling caressed her

beautifully waved hair; she turned her admirable profile, glanced at

her companion out of calm eyes neither gray nor green and went on

reproachfully:

"You don't seriously mean to be a beast to little Vingie, do you,

Charles?"

Sir Charles smiled at her a smile enriched by almost sixty years of

joyous bachelorhood. The ingredients of that smile are lost and

irreplaceable. Eton, two years in the Guards and then Embassy after

Embassy had gone to its making; the esteem of every head waiter in

Europe, the genuine interest of more than thirty reigning beauties

had mellowed it. Innumerable tight corners had steadied it. Vingie,

aged twenty, could see through it like glass.

"No woman with your looks is ever a fool. Sometimes, however, she's

a little ill-advised."

Vingie enlaced her slender fingers round one knee, exhibiting two of

the purest ankles in the world, never shifting her level glance.

"You've had your good time, Charles, and now you've got into the

stuffy stage and want to water down everybody else's. I should hate

you to drive me into deceit."

"The man is not born who could drive a woman into anything," replied

Sir Charles, making, however, a mental reservation in favor of

himself.

"You're so impossibly reasonable, Charles, dear. A lot of very

pretty women must have worked frightfully hard over you. It's very

difficult being a girl. You see, I want a career."

"Oh, my God!" murmured Sir Charles, staring out over the

umbrageousness of the park.

Vingie fluttered weightlessly across the deep-piled carpet and set

herself gently on his knee. One arm stole around his neck, and her

irreproachably waved hair just crushed his cheek. Sir Charles

suffered a desperate internal revolution. He knew she was his ward,

and the situation might not be exploited; he knew the powder from

that moonbeam arm would never really leave his dress coat, unless it

went to the cleaners.

Vingie, stroking the gray head with devilish fingers, proceeded to

intensify the torture.

"Lovely thick hair," she murmured. "Thank heaven you'll never go

bald, Charles. You're awf'ly young in some ways--but then

fifty-five's nothing for a man. I loathe boys--they're so shallow

and pig-headed. I don't mean a career in your sense of the word, you

old silly--not a typist nor a sanitary inspectress nor a she-doctor,

nor even a membress of Parliament. They wear simply odious clothes,

and men hate them. But I've only a thousand a year of my own and

that hardly buys stockings nowadays. Why, even these were four

guineas."

She extended one pure ankle. Sir Charles could see with his own eyes

just what one gets in the way of half a pair of stockings at four

guineas the pair.

"I want a career like Helen of Troy's or Cleopatra's,

Charles--something tremendous that lets a woman be a woman. I should

like to toy with statesmen and drive foreign offices mad."

Sir Charles removed the arm from about his neck and achieved a

deprecating smile.

"Marriage is the only career for a girl in our set, Virginia: wife of

a coming man, one of the great political hostesses; Rupert's for

instance."

Vingie slid lingeringly from his knee.

"I don't think little Vingie wants to be married," she said at last.

"My wild oats aren't sown--not one teeny little oat. Besides, Rupert

fatigues me. He dances rottenly, and he doesn't understand the first

thing about women. Where would you be if you hadn't understood women

to the very depths, Charles?"

"Probably among the ten richest men in the country, instead of

scraping to raise the interest on the mortgage. Rupert will go far,

Virginia. He's a worker; a damn' sound, plodding, ambitious fellow,

with the sort of face anybody's husband would trust and the instincts

of a gentleman. I should give my daughter to him without a pang, if

I had a daughter and he wanted to marry her and there were nobody in

a position to get up and forbid the banns."

The door opened casually and there entered Rupert Frack of the

Foreign Office, with knitted brow. He propelled his tall lank figure

into the family circle; his dark hair lay protestingly where it had

been put, his trousers hung in depressing folds, and his hands,

thrust into his jacket pockets, made the garment sag slantwise. He

had never really grasped the essential spirituality of tying a dress

tie.

Flinging a mechanical smile at Virginia like a bone to a dog, he said

gloomily to Sir Charles:

"I've had a wire from the Foreign Minister in code fourteen. Begins:

"J arrives by air on the tenth and goes to D. Very hush-hush.

Please arrange. Practically no servants and the telephone

disconnected. Radio set to be installed. Local supplies out of the

question; the whole show to be entirely self-supporting. Suitable

amusement essential. Ends."

Sir Charles raised his eyebrows and spread out his hands.

"The tenth," he murmured sorrowfully. "That's the opening day of the

Hampshire Summer Meeting. Bill Derringham was taking me down in his

Rolls. The Lovelace filly is practically a certainty for the

three-thirty race, and I've got a hatful on her at a very tempting

price. I shall go and ring up Fordingbridge and tell him what I

think of him."

Sir Charles went out jauntily, and if souls wore hats, the hat of Sir

Charles' soul would have been slightly on one side. Rupert Frack

dropped into a chair and stared fixedly before him. Vingie regarded

him with kind eyes, and said:

"Rupert, who is she? You can tell me because I'm frightfully

sympathetic--almost psychic, in fact. Does she wear black undies and

sniff cocaine, or is she one of those innocent-faced little cats with

the temperament of a fiend? Poor boy, you look simply worried to

death."

Rupert glanced up palely and smote her.

"I am not in love, if that's what you mean. I haven't time. My mind

is occupied with more important matters. When every day brings an

international crisis or two, one's private feelings must go by the

board."

Vingie seated herself before him.

"Then you ought to be thrown out of the Foreign Office. The whole

world is a wangle, Rupert, and nobody can wangle like a woman. I

can't think how you dare say you're not in love. It isn't safe.

Some day a Hungarian adventuress with cloth-topped boots and moldy

furs and a Shaftesbury Avenue hat will put it across you and you'll

have to go out and plant rubber in Ceylon to hide your disgrace. You

see, you might even fall in love with me one day. I'm considered

awfully pretty, Rupert. P'r'aps you've never noticed? Look!"

His mind working in its trivial rut, stumbled on an idea.

"By jove," he exclaimed, "there's that phrase in the telegram. You

might provide the essential amusement."

Vingie left him because some situations are beyond words. She went

up-stairs to her bedroom, undressed, curled herself in an armchair

and picked up a book. The night breeze kissed her bare throat and

stirred restlessly in her hair.

"Although Angela had dismissed Richard," said the book, "his image

remained graven immovably on her heart. She missed his strength, his

delicate courtesy, though behind it lurked ever the ruthlessness of

the male. She sensed the misery of loneliness. She had ceased to

belong to any one----"

Vingie threw the book peevishly across the room.

"Tosh!" she muttered, yawning shamelessly. She spent a deft

half-hour cold-creaming her face, dabbed a little powder here and

there, slid out of her cobwebby wrap and climbed slowly into bed. As

she switched off the light a faint giggle parted her lips. She was

thinking of Rupert.

At six A.M. Rupert Frack, looking longer and limper than ever in

pajamas and dressing-gown, entered Sir Charles' room quietly but

firmly, carrying a black leather portfolio. He coughed, drew an

armchair to the bedside, and sat waiting. Sir Charles merely opened

his eyes, saw Rupert Frack and closed them again.

"Are you just getting up or just going to bed, Rupert?" he murmured

without the least trace of ill-temper. "In either case I'm sure

they've given you a room of your own. P'r'aps you've mistaken the

door. One door looks very like another."

The visitor opened his portfolio and began arranging papers

methodically.

"The chief will be here at ten," he explained, "and I'd just like to

get everything cut and dried before he comes, Uncle Charles. This

Janowicz affair is going to be frightfully delicate. I want to have

all the ground clear for the chief."

Sir Charles opened his eyes again, experienced, patient, rather

heavy-lidded eyes.

"If the Angel of Death were calling for me at ten I should still have

my cup of tea and biscuit at eight," he complained. "I never attempt

anything whatever before my early cup of tea, Rupert. As for

Fordingbridge's getting here by ten, the idea is nonsense. He'll

arrive just in time for luncheon, if he comes at all."

"Still the matter is very complicated, and it will take one some time

to explain clearly," asserted Rupert. "I will begin with our note

dated April twenty-sixth."

Sir Charles' eyes glinted.

"Go away, you idiot boy," he commanded. "No wonder you look older

than I do, Rupert. No wonder you earn people's undying hatred by

your poisonous efficiency. No great man is ever efficient. He

leaves that to people like you, and then in the nick of time he comes

down wallop and settles the whole thing. Get out of my room. You

can say your piece after breakfast."

"It throws out my entire day, but of course if you insist----"

grumbled Rupert. He gathered his effects and departed. In his own

chamber he lighted a long black cigar, having an iron digestion, and

began to pore over a large-scale map of Bessarabia.

At half past seven the laughing feet of sunbeams running races over

her adorable face awoke Vingie. She too opened her eyes, and gazed

inquiringly round the room. Fortunately she did not find Rupert

Frack sitting beside her bed with a portfolio. Instead she dwelt

lovingly on the sycamore-wood furniture, the silk hangings and

upholstery, and cream Persian carpet, the dressing-table

fittings--ivory-backed brushes, and the table top swung back to

reveal rows and rows of tiny pots and bottles containing Beauty at

fabulous prices.

"How good Charles is to his little lamb!" she murmured contentedly.

"Dear, nice, wicked old thing. It takes a long and ill-spent life to

teach a man how to look after a girl properly. That's why Rupert's

so hopeless. He hasn't a mind above his wretched work. Could I

marry Rupert? No, not yet, anyhow. He's too clever and too

respectable. I adore a clever man, but he mustn't despise me.

Rupert does. He thinks I'm a fluffy empty-headed little nuisance.

He must be taught till he goes sick in the tummy when he hears my

footstep in the distance. That's what I call love in a man. A girl

goes sick in the tummy if she doesn't hear his footstep in the

distance, in case some other girl does."

A smile played round Vingie's delightful mouth, a mouth not too small

for kisses and not too large for beauty.

A knock fell on the door. There entered a pretty maid bearing a

morning tea set of egg-shell china. Virginia poured herself a cup,

drank thirstily and began to nibble a wafer of bread spread with

golden butter.

"'Morning, Mary," she said. The pretty maid smiled. She was folding

Vingie's clothes with caressing fingers. "Give me a hand glass,"

continued Vingie, and began to examine her face with the ruthless

scrutiny of a specialist exploring a possibly inflamed appendix.

"You'd better massage my skin with that Circassian cream," she

announced after deep thought. "I don't want to look a hag to-day."

Remote in the bachelors' wing, Rupert Frack's morning toilet afforded

no such charm. He stood moodily before the glass, his mind far away

in the Middle East, and the _kriss kriss_ of the razor against his

beard fell on deaf ears.

A sad-faced, silent valet struggled despondently with Rupert's

clothes. As fast as Grimes pressed them into shape, Rupert, like all

really clever men--genius as distinct from mere talent--dragged them

out again; and Grimes it "give 'im the fair 'ump, so it did--nothing

but h'iron, h'iron all day long."

Exactly at twelve-thirty the tires of Lord Fordingbridge's car

crunched fatly on the gravel outside the main entrance. That jaunty

and rubicund old gentleman sprang out with boyish abandon, removed

his gray tall hat, and danced over the smooth lawn to greet Vingie.

Exercising the privilege of an old friend he folded her willowy

figure against his double-breasted holland waistcoat and kissed her

in the manner of a connoisseur. They moved slowly side by side into

the house. Rupert received them solemnly on the threshold.

"Good morning, sir," he began with his excessive competence. "Since

receiving your code telegram I have worked out the whole matter in

great detail. No doubt you will wish to discuss it with Sir Charles

at once."

"Hey!" retorted Lord Fordingbridge genially, "not before luncheon,

young man, not before luncheon! God bless me, unheard of, absolutely

unheard of! Good morning, Charles! I have captured a young damsel.

She is the captive of my bow and spear. Let's toast her in a glass

of something. The dust on these roads is a perfect plague. My

throat's like sand-paper."

"Well," intoned Sir Charles absently, "here's jolly good luck." He

made a face at Rupert and drank.

"A little luncheon I think, if you please, Charles," said Lord

Fordingbridge at last. "A loaf of bread, a jug of wine, and Virginia

sitting beside me. Even at my age there are consolations."

"And the older one gets the more they cost," murmured Sir Charles

with gentle melancholy.

For an hour Vingie played skilfully with them all. Then she wandered

away on dreaming feet. Lord Fordingbridge watched her go, his eyes a

thought less innocent. Sir Charles lighted a cigar and said

resignedly: "Well, George, you bird of ill-omen, would you like to

come into my study and get it over? Rupert has the entire archives

of the Foreign Office in a medium-sized portfolio."

In oak and leather sanctuary Rupert unlocked certain dispatch cases

and glanced inquiringly at his chief.

"Go on, my boy," said that great man, closing his eyes and settling

deeper in his armchair.

Through many golden minutes the voice of Rupert Frack cut pitilessly,

reading documents of state. Lord Fordingbridge slept like a tired

child; Sir Charles, gazing out of the window, wondered wistfully if

the Lovelace filly had really been heard coughing in her stable. At

length the voice of Rupert ceased and Lord Fordingbridge woke

instantly.

"Good lad, good lad!" he exclaimed admiringly, and addressed himself

to his host.

"Y' see, Charles, Janowicz, the Prime Minister of Jugo-Czechia wants

a loan of thirty thousand million kronen. It's got to be hushed up

because if the rest of Europe knew, about ten States 'ud invade

Janowicz's country to get hold of the loot. He's coming over by air,

and I'd like him to go to your cottage in Dorset where nobody'll see

him. The money's safe because he's willing to lease us an oil-field

as security. It's a good oil-field; I've had a man go all over it;

but we'd rather not lend him quite so much on it--'tisn't safe. He

might double the army and start fighting. The thing is to get him

down in Dorset with just you and Rupert and me, and settle everything

comfortably. I'd like Virginia to be hostess if she will. Does it

rather well, I consider. You got my wire about the details. Hope

I'm not putting you out."

"It seems a lot of fuss. How much are all these kronen worth--about

fourpence?" asked Sir Charles. "All right, George, I'll arrange

everything except Vingie. You'd better do that yourself. Rupert,

old thing, if you've locked up all your murky past, why not come and

help me find her?"

They found her in a deep cane lounge within the shadow of the

terrace, a copy of Baudelaire's poems in her lap, a box of chocolates

by her side. She looked up at them with the supreme tolerance of a

girl for men, and they delivered their message.

Vingie rose delicately to her feet and passed into the house. Lord

Fordingbridge received her magnificently, bowing her into a chair.

For three minutes he outlined the position.

"I am very poor, m'lud," she announced at last. "You want me to use

such looks and such wits as I have for your benefit entirely free of

charge. It doesn't seem quite fair."

"My dear Virginia, what can I offer you? You wouldn't take money,

and my heart is sixty-five years old!"

"It's dreadful to be offered money; it's worse not to have any. Why

not call it my expenses? Clothes are frightfully important on these

occasions. Suppose we say a year's credit at my dressmaker's?"

"It sounds very terrible--very terrible indeed," murmured Lord

Fordingbridge dismally. "Of course there are ways and means. It

needn't come up on the estimates, or be debated in the House, but

still----"

"The very nicest stockings cost four guineas, and you can see what

one gets for the money," she complained.

His lordship glanced critically at two slender ankles. It did indeed

seem a pity that they should ever be unsuitably clad.

"Well, well," said he--so little does it take to turn the scale--"and

how much would you suggest for this annual credit?"

"Oh, about two thousand pounds. You see, if I'm to have any effect

on the negotiations I shall need to dress the part. I'm simply in

rags at the moment." She stood up and smiled, and Lord Fordingbridge

held the door for her respectfully.

"If I may say so, you display a positive genius for finance," he

observed. "You take a great weight off my aged shoulders."

Sir Charles' Dorset cottage stands on the slope of a hill declining

to the cliff edge. The grounds, some forty acres in extent, are

surrounded on the landward side by a high brick wall built when

bricks and bricklayers cost relatively nothing. From these reasons

it seemed ideal for a secret conference; nothing remained to be done

but erect a marquee for the detectives and import a few old servants

who had been bred up in the family from boy to man.

In the beginning of twilight Vingie from her rose-embowered casement

peeped down to watch the distinguished visitors arrive. Behind her

the housekeeper from Wynwood, sixty years old and completely out of

touch with modern feminine garments, struggled stonily with the

duties of a lady's maid. Sir Charles had proclaimed Mary on

diplomatic grounds.

A nondescript hired car, driven by a police chauffeur, a detective

beside him, drew up, and there descended two gentlemen in frock coats

and silk hats, having the appearance of an undertaker and his chief

of staff.

The taller she took to be Mr. Janowicz. Even the funereal garb could

not altogether obscure a certain charm, a breadth of shoulder and

narrowness of hip, a faint suggestion of swagger. He had a pale thin

face, a little black mustache and ironic eyes.

The smaller, Mr. Misch, was doubtless his secretary. Having regard

to Mr. Misch's prominent nose, his thin beard, his rotund presence

and a mannerism of washing his hands with invisible soap and water,

Vingie discovered his Christian name to be Lazarus without surprise.

Rupert Frack received them with distant courtesy. The featureless

car rolled fitfully away. Vingie turned back to her dressing.

"I have changed my mind, Vokes. Please give me the black frock and

my pearls," she said languidly.

She met him first at dinner. Sir Charles displayed his perfect

polished courtesy. Lord Fordingbridge wore his invariable dress

clothes of eighteenth-century cut with ruffled shirt and lace stock,

and Mr. Misch looked like a rather deplorable waiter. But Mr.

Janowicz bowed over her hand with a kind of passionate boredom yet

gracefully withal, and his eyes swept her in sardonic admiration.

He observed in French that he was enchanted. They spoke French for

the benefit of Mr. Misch, since no foreigner can grasp the

Jugo-Czechian tongue, and Mr. Misch knew no English.

On her left at the round dinner table in a bow window, scents of

roses and new-mown grass stealing beneath the raised sashes, and the

far-off sighing of the sea in the distance, Vingie felt his

personality react to hers as a rider feels his horse take hold of the

bit. Rupert was saying very correct things in very correct French,

Sir Charles and Lord Fordingbridge chatted impersonally, Mr. Misch

fawned. Vingie turned and said in English so that Mr. Misch might

not understand:

"Do you like my frock, Mr. Janowicz? I chose it specially for you

when I saw you get out of the car, because I thought you looked

rather difficult."

"I can not tell. I do not know you. When I know you I shall tell

you. We shall know each other very well very soon. It is so, is it

not?" he answered. "For three days I stay. In three days we shall

live a lifetime. In my heart I feel it. The heart is never wrong."

"It sounds topping!" drawled Vingie. She stared at him under

half-closed lids, giving him insolence for insolence, but he only

said:

"I do not mean to be rude. One can not help but know these things."

Vingie, a faint color stealing into her cheeks, heard the voice of

Rupert Frack say emphatically:

"I do not think we should trust too much to the League of Nations,

Mr. Janowicz."

"Personally," retorted Mr. Janowicz, raising his fine eyebrows, "I do

not trust anybody. In love, in war, in diplomacy, it is not safe.

"There is always one who interrupts, is there not?" he went on to

Vingie. "You who are beautiful have doubtless noticed it. Presently

we shall go where no one interrupts. For me there is no one but you

in this house. For such as these----" his glance indicated Sir

Charles, Rupert, Lord Fordingbridge--"I have provided Misch. There

are always such people and there is always a Misch. It is the

elementary justice of Providence."

"Mr. Janowicz," answered Vingie slowly, "I think you have very simple

and beautiful ideas. Perhaps after dinner I will show you the

rose-garden by moonlight. It isn't everybody who would understand or

appreciate the rose-garden by moonlight, but you're different. Your

soul isn't commonplace. As a rule men are deaf and dumb and blind to

the finer things of life. Don't you agree?"

"It is exactly what I would have said myself," declared Mr. Janowicz,

gazing scornfully at Sir Charles, Rupert, Lord Fordingbridge and Mr.

Misch.

When eventually Vingie left the table, Mr. Janowicz escorted her to

the door with the suppressed splendor of a well-trained equerry.

Returning to his place he made no attempt to conceal profound

boredom, treating the rest of the party like dirt. At the earliest

opportunity he sought Vingie's side. She smiled up at him with

grace, wisdom and understanding.

"In here we stifle," he said abruptly. "Let us, if you please, seek

the rose-garden. We shall find it more congenial."

She stood for one moment, surveying the scene: Rupert and Mr. Misch,

deep in diplomatic commonplaces, Sir Charles and Lord Fordingbridge

absorbed in a game of piquet. Then, on the arm of Mr. Janowicz, she

passed joyfully amid surroundings of roses and romance.

"For a one-time senior major in the Hussars of the Guard mine is a

dog's life," he complained. "But since the war all things are

changed. There are no Hussars and no Guard. Still a gentleman is

always a gentleman. Our prime minister, a worthy blacksmith,

realizes his shortcomings. He would be at a loss with our friends

indoors. Hence, against his will, he appoints me foreign minister.

You see, really I am Count Oscar Janowicz, but we do not talk of that

now. As for this quarreling over money, I shall leave it to Misch.

He is the sort of person who enjoys it."

"Poor Count Oscar!" murmured Vingie very sweetly. Her satin-shod

feet glided silently across the velvet lawn in a little romantic

dream. The tall figure on her left moved with slow and stately

stride. On his heels tinkled ghostly spurs, at his side trailed an

invisible sword.

"Ah! not poor Count Oscar to-night," he exclaimed. "To-night I am

the servant of beauty. There were never such roses as these roses

around us, and this moon, which has looked down on a myriad lovers,

never shone so brightly, and the infinite sweetness of this garden

was never so sweet before. There are moments in life, Virginia--is

it not so? If they endured longer than a moment we could not bear

them; we should die of ecstasy."

Virginia, standing beneath an arch of pink ramblers, pulled down a

spray and laid it against her cheek. Undoubtedly there was magic

abroad. Suddenly from a dark mass of trees one crystal note pealed

out. "Hush!" she exclaimed. "Listen!"

The bird sang on and on. He may have been sobbing out the bitterness

of a broken heart, or voicing that ecstasy more than a moment of

which is intolerable. In any case he achieved a desperate result.

Mr. Janowicz stretched out his sword arm, clasped Virginia's hand

that still enclosed the spray of pink beauty, and brushed lightly

with his lips the curve of her bare arm.

"It is beautiful, that music--yes, but you are the most beautiful

thing in the world!" he said.

As Virginia crossed the hall on her way to bed, Rupert Frack came out

of the smoking-room, saw her and frowned. He stood in front of her,

barring the path.

"Do you," he inquired, "altogether approve of your behavior with

Janowicz this evening?"

She raised to him the accusing eyes of a hurt child and replied

gently:

"He understands me better in one evening than you've done in a

lifetime, Rupert."

"How do you know that?"

"He told me I'm the most beautiful thing in the world, and that's

more than you ever did."

"If you think that a sufficient reward for a moonlight flirtation

with a stranger----" snarled Rupert, but she lifted a restraining

hand.

"You can't make an omelette without breaking eggs and you can't be an

essential amusement without breaking hearts," she explained, and

passed on trailing clouds of glory.

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