THE MYSTERIOUS MONSIEUR
Ten days later Tommy and I--and Bilkins, whom I had begged of my father
at the eleventh hour--stepped off the train at Miami, stretched our arms
and breathed deep breaths of balmy air. Gates, his ruddy face an augury
of good cheer, was there to meet us, and as he started off well laden
with a portion of our bags, Tommy whispered:
"Reminds me of the old chap in that picture 'The Fisherman's Daughter'!"
The description did fit Gates like an old glove, yet his most dominant
characteristic was an unfailing loyalty to our family and an honest
bluntness, both of which had become as generally recognized as his skill
in handling the _Whim_--"the smartest schooner yacht," he would have
told you on a two-minute acquaintanceship, "that ever tasted salt."
"We might open the cottage for a few days, Gates," I said, as we were
getting into the motor.
"Bless you, sir," he replied, caressing a weather-beaten chin with thumb
and finger, "the _Whim_'s been tugging at her cable mighty fretful this
parst fortnight! The crew hoped you'd be coming aboard at once, sir.
Fact is, we're wanting to be told how you and Mr. Thomas, here, licked
those Germans."
"Angels of the Marne protect me," Tommy groaned. "Gates, I wouldn't
resurrect those scraps for the Kaiser's scalp!"
"Yes, he will," I promised, smiling at the old fellow's look of
disappointment. "He'll probably talk you to death, though; that's the
only trouble."
"I'll tell you what," Tommy said, "we'll chuck the cottage idea and go
aboard; then tonight, Gates, you pipe the crew--if that's the nautical
term--whereupon I'll hold a two-hour inquest over our deceased war, on
condition that we bury the subject forever more. We came down here to
lose the last eighteen months of our lives, Gates, not keep 'em green.
Maybe you don't know it, but we're after the big adventure!"
His eyes twinkled as he said this, and his face was lighted by a rare
smile that no one possessed more engagingly than Tommy. While he treated
the probability of an adventure with tolerant amusement, such was his
inherent love of it and so developed was his capacity for
"playing-true," that he sometimes made me think almost anything might
turn up. I was quite unaware that my mother had written him, or that he,
in return, had promised to keep her fully advised of my improvement--a
state which was already beginning.
"I carn't see how you help talking of it, sir--all that gas, and liquid
fire, and bursting shells," Gates stared at him in perplexity.
"It's an effort, but I refuse to turn phonograph like some of the old
timers--not that I love 'em any less for it, Lord knows!" Then he began
to laugh, and turned to me, adding: "One of the first things I did after
getting home was to drop in on a very dear gentleman who's been a friend
of our family since the Ark. He came at me with open arms, crying:
'Well, Thomas, sit right down and tell me about your experiences!' I
side-tracked that--for I hate the word. We didn't go over for
_experiences_! But he wouldn't be denied. 'Try to think,' he commanded.
'Why, Thomas, old as I am, I remember when Stonewall Jackson struck that
brilliant blow----' and you can shoot me for a spy, Jack, if he didn't
keep me there five hours while he fought the entire Civil War! No
sir-ee! After tonight, never again!"
But Tommy's talk, to which the crew listened in rapt attention, consumed
nearer six than two, or even five hours. These men were hungry for
authentic first-hand information--being too old to have sought it for
themselves.
It must not be inferred that the _Whim's_ crew consisted of the ancient
and decrepit. More than once my father had said that if ever he should
get in a tight place there was no band of six he would rather have at
his back than this one headed by Gates; nor did he except Pete, the
prince of cooks. Yet who, by the wildest stretch of fancy, could have
contemplated tight places or dangers as the trim yacht rode peacefully
at anchor an eighth of a mile off our dock at smiling Miami? To every
man aboard such things as death and the shedding of blood had ceased
with the armistice, and Gates would have taken his oath, were it asked
of him, that our course pointed only toward laughing waters, blue skies,
and emerald shore-lines.
Early next morning we were under way when Tommy pounded on my stateroom
door, challenging me to a dip overboard. There was a glorious joy in his
voice, as far reaching as reveille, that found response in the cockles
of my heart. Gates, never happier than when standing beneath stretched
canvas, hove-to as he saw us dash stark naked up the companionway stairs
and clear the rail head-first, but he laid by only while we had our
splash and continued the course southward the moment our hands grasped
the gangway.
"We're cruising, not swimming," he said bluntly, as we reached the deck.
"But I'll say this," he called after us, "you're both in about as fine
condition as men get to be. I'll give _that_ to the Army!" Which was
true, except for the fact that I might have been pronounced overtrained.
Tommy and I were as hard as nails, our skin glowed like satin--but,
better than this, his spirit was quick with the love of living, charged
with a contagion that had already begun to touch my own.
Half an hour later he mumbled through a crumbling biscuit:
"If Pete ever cooked better grub than this it was in a previous
incarnation!"
"Man achieves his greatest triumph but once in life," I admitted. "It's
self-evident."
One loses track of time while sailing in south Florida waters. There is
a lassitude that laughs at clocks; the lotus floats over the waves even
as over the land, and a poetic languor steals into the soul breeding an
indifference to hours and days--wretched things, at best, that were only
meant for slaves! Neither of us realized our passing into Barnes Sound,
and saw only that the _Whim_, sails gracefully drawing, cut the water as
cleanly as a knife.
Another day passed during which we shot at sharks, or trawled, or lay on
deck smoking and occasionally gazing over the side at displays of fish
and flora twenty feet beneath us. But upon the third morning I asked:
"Where are we bound, Gates?"
"Mr. Thomas says Key West, sir, and then Havana."
"Mr. Thomas, indeed," I laughed, for it was exactly like Tommy to take
over the command of a ship, or anything else that struck his fancy.
Before leaving Miami he had received a twenty page letter from the
Bluegrass region of Kentucky which threw him into a state of such
volatile ineptitude that I was well satisfied to let him give what
orders he would, sending us to the world's end for all I cared. In a
very large measure Tommy's happiness was my own, as I knew that mine
would always be dear to him.
During our most trying hours in France, thoughts of this wonderful girl,
whose name was Nell, unfailingly kept his spirits high. In moments of
confidence that come to pals on the eve of battle I saw that some day
they might be eternal "buddies"--certainly if he had his way; and toward
this achievement he had been, since graduating from the University of
Virginia, directing every effort to build up a stock farm which his
family had more or less indifferently carried for generations. Next to
winning Nell, his greatest ambition was to raise a Derby
winner--according to him a more notable feat than being President.
The sixth of April, 1917, had caught him with a promising string of
yearlings, each an aristocrat in the equine world of blue-bloods, each a
hope for that most classic of American races. But he had thrown these
upon the hands of a trainer and submerged his personal interests six
hours after Congress declared war. At the same moment, indeed, all of
Kentucky was turning to a greater tradition than that of "horses and
whiskey"; and, by the time the draft became operative, the board of one
county searched it from end to end without finding a man to
register--because those in the fighting age, married or single, with
dependents or otherwise, had previously rushed to the Colors. This, and
the fact that his state, with three others, headed the nation with the
highest percentage in physical examinations, added luster to the shield
of his old Commonwealth--though he roundly insisted that 'twas not
Kentucky's manhood, but her womanhood, who deserved the credit. After
our cruise he was going back to the thoroughbreds, now within a few
months of the required Derby age; and of course I had promised to be on
hand at Churchill Downs when his colors flashed past the grandstand.
Late in the afternoon the _Whim_ docked at Key West and, while Gates was
ashore arranging for our clearance, Tommy and I ambled up town in search
of daily papers. We were seated in the office of a rather seedy hotel
when its proprietor approached, saying:
"'Scuse me, gents,--are you from that boat down there?"
I answered in the affirmative.
"Going to Havana?"
This, too, I admitted.
"Well, there's a feller by the desk who missed the steamer, and he
hoped--er----"
"We'd take him over," Tommy supplied the halting words. "Where is he?"
Turning, we easily distinguished the man by his timid glances in our
direction.
"Whiz-bang," Tommy whispered. "What the deuce would you call it, Jack?"
Except for his age, that might have been sixty, he was most comical to
look upon--in stature short and round, suggesting kinship with a gnome.
His head seemed too large for the body, yet this might have been because
it carried a plenteous shock of straw-colored hair, with mustache and
beard to match. He was attired in "knickers" and pleated jacket, that
looked as if he'd slept in them, and his fat legs were knock-kneed. On
the floor about his feet lay almost every conceivable type and age of
traveling bag, with the inevitable camera.
"What's his name?" Tommy asked, not that that would have made any
difference if his passport were in order.
"Registered as 'Monsieur Dragot, of Roumania,'" the proprietor answered.
"Roumania!" Tommy looked at me. "Let's go meet him, Jack."
Monsieur Dragot turned out to be the original singed cat, for assuredly
he possessed more attractive qualities inside than were exteriorly
visible, and from a first shyness that did not lack charm he expanded
briskly. After visiting a "dry" cafe, to seal this fortunate
acquaintanceship--as he insisted upon calling it--he warmed up to us and
we to him, with the result that his bags were soon carried down and
stowed in our spare stateroom. Leaving him there, we went on deck.
"Dragot," Tommy mused. "Speaks with a slight accent, but I can't make
out what!"
"Roumanian, possibly," I suggested, "as he comes from there."
"You rather excel yourself," he smiled. "Registering from Roumania,
however, isn't prima facie evidence that he's a Roumanian."
"He's a clever little talker, all the same."
"Right O! Too clever. I'm wondering if we aren't a pair of chumps to
take him."
"Why?"
"He may be a crook, for all we know. Did you notice what he said about
holding a commission from Azuria, and then hurrying to explain that
Azuria isn't on the ordinary maps--just a wee bit of a kingdom up in the
Carpathians, yet in the confines of Roumania? I call that fishy!"
"Not entirely so, Tommy. When you said it might now be turning into a
republic, did you notice how proudly he declared that the descendants of
Basil the Wolf couldn't be humbled?--that, situated in Moldavia, and
escaping the ravages of the Bulgarian army, they were stronger today
than ever?"
"Sounds like raving, sonny. Who the dickens is Basil the Wolf? No, Jack,
that doesn't tell us anything."
"It tells us he couldn't have been inspired like that unless the place
and people were real to him!"
"Well, pirate or priest," Tommy laughed, "he'll do if he waltzes us up
to the big adventure. You're about fit enough to tackle one now!" During
the past forty-eight hours he had openly rejoiced with Gates at my
improvement and tried, with the indifferent success of an unbeliever, to
play up at top speed that silly idea of an approaching adventure.
We had strolled aft, and now stopped to watch a tall Jamaica negro--or
so we thought him to be--asking Gates for a place in the crew. His
clothing was too scant to hide the great muscles beneath, and Tommy
touched my arm, saying:
"There's a specimen for you!"
Had he been cast in bronze a critic might have said that the sculptor,
by over-idealizing masculine perfection, had made the waist too small,
the hips too slender, for the powerful chest and shoulders; the wrists
and ankles might have been thought too delicate as terminals for the
massive sinews leading into them. He smiled continually, and spoke in a
soft, almost timid voice.
"I like that big fellow," I said. Perhaps I had been well called a
pantheist, having always extravagantly admired the perfect in form or
face or the wide outdoors.
Feeling my interests he turned from Gates, looking at me with dog-like
pathetic trustfulness. Among the things he told us briefly--for the crew
stood ready to cast off--was that he once followed the sea, but in more
recent years lived by fishing up sponges and at times supplying shark
meat to the poorer quarter of Key West. The carcass of a water fowl tied
to his boat, while he occupied himself with sponges, would sometimes
attract a shark; then he would strip, take a knife in his teeth, and
dive.
I glanced at Gates, but saw no incredulity in his face.
In another hour, at nearly dusk, Key West had grown small and finally
sank below the horizon, leaving only its three skeleton-like towers
standing against the sky--standing erect with all nerves strained,
watch-dogs of the darkening sea; ears cocked, to catch a distressed cry
from some waif out in the mysterious night.
Looking back along our wake I imagined the big black man standing as we
had left him on the dock, gazing after us with patient regret; and I was
glad to have given him the handful of coins at parting, little dreaming
how many times that loaf upon the water would come floating in to me.
Monsieur Dragot revealed himself more and more to our astonished eyes as
we sat that night on deck. He had been a professor in the University of
Bucharest, and hinted at an intimate entente with the reigning house of
Azuria. Besides being versed in many sciences, including medicine, he
spoke seven languages and read several others. But these things were
drawn from him by Tommy's artful questions, rather than being said in
boastfulness. Indeed, Monsieur was charmingly, almost touchily, modest.
Of his business in Havana he gave no hint, yet this happened to be the
one piece of information that Tommy seemed most possessed to find out.
"You'll be in Cuba long, Monsieur?" he asked.
"No one can say. A day, a week, a month, a year--it is an elusive search
I follow, my young friends. May I call you that?"
We bowed, and I deferentially suggested:
"If we can help you in any way?----"
"It is the beautiful spirit of America," he sighed, "to help those in
distress, yet there is nothing to do but watch--watch. For you have not
yet been here long enough to see a child in these waters--no?"
Tommy, perhaps because he came from the South and was on more or less
friendly terms with superstitions, glanced over the rail as if an infant
might be floating around almost anywhere. Our strange guest's mysterious
hints were, indeed, rather conducive to creeps.
Then, without further comment, he arose, tossed his cigar overboard, ran
his fingers through his mass of hair, and went below.
"What d'you suppose he meant?" I asked, in a guarded voice.
"Simple enough," Tommy whispered. "He's got apartments to let
upstairs."
"Get out, man," I laughed. "That chap has more sense than either of us!"
"Then he'd better come across with some of it. You remember the freckled
lad at Soissons who got fuzzy-headed from too much concussion? Well, he
saw children around everywhere, too! It's a sure sign, Jack!" But now he
laughed, adding: "Oh, I suppose our little Roumanian's all right,
only----"
He was interrupted by Monsieur, himself, who emerged from the
companionway door.
"I come again," he smiled apologetically, "because tomorrow our journeys
part, and I have shown scant consideration for your kindness."
"It's we who feel the obligation," Tommy murmured. "Now, if we could
only help you find the child--supposing, of course, that's what you're
watching for!"
Monsieur gave a deep sigh, appearing to be quite overcome by a secret
grief; but after a moment he looked at us, asking ingenuously:
"You think my behavior unusual?"
"Well, since you make a point of it," I laughed, and hesitated.
"I see, I see! But, my young friends, you must take my word that I
cannot tell you much." He drew us nearer. "This I may say: that, after
Roumania dropped out of the war, the new Chancellor of Azuria wired
imploringly for me to leave my classes at the University and come to
him--because for years I have advised with Azurian statesmen, frequently
going on special missions. By the recent death of the old Chancellor a
certain paper came to light. This was a secret agent's report sent from
Havana in 1914----I may not divulge its contents. But for the war it
would have been followed up at once. Whether the same hopes exist
now--well, I am here to discover. Ah, my young friends," his voice
trembled, "much depends upon this! I must--I must find the child if it
lives!"
Tommy's eyes grew round.
"I can say no more," Monsieur added. "Accept my thanks and gratitude for
the help you have given me. And now--_bon soir_."
He bowed, backing himself toward the stairs as though leaving a royal
presence, doing it so easily, so naturally, that we did not even smile.
When he had quite disappeared we turned and faced each other.
"What do you think now?" I asked.
"I think he's a treasure," Tommy cried. His face had lighted with a new
excitement. "If we want any fun on this trip, don't let him get out of
our sight! Stick to him! I won't deny he has a screw loose, but----"
"That makes it all the better," I laughed, adding: "Looks like the
Mater's toast might come true, after all, doesn't it!"--for I had
described our New Year's Eve to Tommy.
"Sonny, I've a hunch we won't even have to tiptoe over the hill to find
adventures with him around! He's their regular hanging-out place!"
Gates came up, and seemed vastly amused when we told him of our hopes.
"He doesn't look like much of an adventurer, sir, but he's certainly a
change from the great run of people I've met. Still, I carn't see how
we're going to keep him against his will!"
"Neither can I, Tommy."
"Use a little persuasion."
"But suppose he won't persuade?"
"What's the use of crossing bridges," Tommy grinned. "If he won't
persuade, then sit on his head--anything, I don't care! The main thing
is--keep him!"