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THE TWICKENHAM PEERAGE
BY THE SAME AUTHOR
THE BEETLE: A MYSTERY
MARVELS AND MYSTERIES
THE SEEN AND THE UNSEEN
BOTH SIDES OF THE VEIL
THE JOSS: A REVERSION
THE ADVENTURES OF AUGUSTUS SHORT
THE GODDESS: A DEMON
AMUSEMENT ONLY
FRIVOLITIES
THE CHASE OF THE RUBY
THE
TWICKENHAM PEERAGE
BY
RICHARD MARSH
METHUEN & CO.
36 ESSEX STREET, W.C.
LONDON
1902
CONTENTS
BOOK I.--THE SLEEPING MAN
CHAP.
I. A SIDE SHOW.
II. LADY DESMOND GIVES A DINNER PARTY.
III. CROSS-QUESTIONS AND CROOKED ANSWERS.
IV. MR. MONTAGU BABBACOMBE AWAKES.
V. AT THE YORK HOTEL.
VI. A MESSAGE FROM THE MARQUIS.
VII. MR. FOSTER INTERRUPTS.
VIII. DYING.
IX. DEAD.
X. AND BURIED.
BOOK II.--THE LOST HUSBAND
XI. AN ENCOUNTER IN PICCADILLY.
XII. MRS. MERRETT IS OVER-PERSUADED.
XIII. WHO'S THAT CALLING?
XIV. HELPING TO MAKE THE PUDDING.
XV. THE NEW PEER: AND HIS MOTHER.
XVI. MR. FITZHOWARD OPENS THE DOOR.
XVII. THE MARCHIONESS IN SPITE OF HERSELF.
XVIII. MR. HOWARTH AGAINST THE WORLD.
XIX. IN TELEPATHIC COMMUNICATION.
XX. THE OPENING OF THE COFFIN.
BOOK III.--THE GENTLEMAN WITH NINE LIVES
XXI. A PEER IN EMBRYO.
XXII. A MARQUIS IN FACT.
XXIII. SURPRISES.
XXIV. AN IDYLL.
XXV. A REVERSION FROM THE IDYLLIC.
XXVI. THE SCALES OF JUSTICE.
XXVII. A WHIPPING BOY.
XXVIII. THE GOING: AND THE COMING.
BOOK IV.--THE SINNER
XXIX. BACK TO THE WORLD.
XXX. THE ONE MAN--AND THE OTHER.
XXXI. AN INTERIOR.
XXXII. THE LAST JOURNEY TO TWICKENHAM HOUSE.
XXXIII. THE TWINKLE IN THE FATHER'S EYES.
XXXIV. THE PENITENT.
BOOK I.--THE SLEEPING MAN
THE STORY IS BEGUN BY THE HON.
DOUGLAS HOWARTH
CHAPTER I
A SIDE SHOW
'You and I can never marry.'
Edith's words had been in my thoughts ever since she had uttered them.
All night; all the morning; now that in the afternoon I had come out
to take the air. I was strolling from the club to George Douglas's
rooms in Ashley Gardens. More for the sake of the exercise than in the
desire of seeing him. As I was passing the Abbey I glanced at the
Aquarium on my right. My eye was caught by the words on a board which
ran right across the front of the building, 'At No Place In The World
Can So Many Sights Be Seen.' I hesitated. It was years since I had
been in the place. One might as well spend half an hour beneath its
roof as with George Douglas. I crossed the road and entered.
The first thing which struck me was the general grimness of
everything. A winter garden it was called. Anything less garden-like
one could hardly fancy. Coming from the clear sunshine of the autumn
afternoon, the effect was curious. There was a larger audience than I
had expected. The people were gathered, for the most part, round the
central stage, on which a performance was taking place. Three girls in
tights were displaying themselves on a trapeze. A moment's glance was
enough. It was the sort of thing one has seen a thousand times. I
passed on.
There were numerous side shows. There was a Harem; a Giant Lady; a
Miraculous Dwarf; a Working Gold Mine; a Palace of Mirrors; the old
familiar things. On the extreme left a huge placard was displayed:
THE MARVELLOUS SLEEPING MAN.
THIS IS THE TWENTY-EIGHTH DAY OF MONTAGU
BABBACOMBE'S THIRTY-DAYS' SLEEP, WITHOUT
EATING OR DRINKING.
COME AND SEE THE MOST WONDERFUL SIGHT IN THE WORLD.
I am not consciously attracted by such spectacles, even granting their
genuineness--which is to grant a good deal. But, at the moment, I had
nothing to do, and the idea of a man being able to forget, at will,
for thirty consecutive days, the worries and troubles of life appealed
to me with singular force. I went to see the sleeping man.
In the centre of a good-sized apartment stood a table. It was entirely
covered by a large glass case. Under the case was a mattress. On the
mattress lay a man. He had no pillows or bolster; no bedclothes with
which to cover himself; and the fact that he was clad, so far as one
could see, only in a suit of white linen pyjamas lent him, as one
first caught sight of him on coming in, an appearance of peculiar
uncanniness. One's first impression was that under the glass case was
an effigy, not a man.
If it was a trick, it was certainly well done. He lay on his back, his
legs stretched out, his arms gathered to his sides. In his attitude
there was a starkness, a rigidity, which suggested death. It seemed
incredible that a man could lie like that for twenty-eight days and be
alive. This was borne in upon me so soon as I saw the peculiar
position of his body. Then I saw his face.
It was Twickenham!
The shock was so overwhelming, that in a moment my whole physical
organisation seemed at a standstill. I lost my balance. The whole
place swam before me. I felt myself swaying to and fro. If I had not
leaned against the glass case, I believe I should have fallen. In my
whole life I had never before behaved so stupidly. A voice recalled me
to myself.
'Take care there, sir! Do you want to break the glass?--or to knock
the whole thing over?'
A person who seemed to have charge of the place addressed to me this,
under the circumstances, not unnatural inquiry. I steadied myself as
best I could. After a second or two I began to see things with
something approaching to clearness. By degrees I got the man inside
the case, as it were, in focus.
Was it Twickenham? I could not decide. It was fifteen years since I
had seen him. As regards certain details my memory had possibly become
a trifle blurred. Yet it was absurd to suppose that I could by any
possibility fail to recognise him if we met. If it was not he, then it
was his double. His very self, reproduced in another form.
Fifteen years make a difference in a man's appearance--especially
fifteen such years as it might be taken for granted that Twickenham
had lived. Allowing, in my mind's eye, for that difference, I became
more and more at a loss to determine whether this was or was not the
absentee. Never before had I been conscious of such a condition of
mental bewilderment. I lost my presence of mind; was unable to arrange
my thoughts; became incapable of deciding what to say or do. The
situation was the very last I had expected. Coming at such a moment it
found me wholly unprepared.
If this was Twickenham, this uncanny-looking mountebank in the guise
of death, then the entire edifice we had been laboriously constructing
for fifteen years crumbled at a touch. Edith's words, 'You and I can
never marry,' would be indeed proved true. And Reggie and Vi--what of
them? Where would Reggie be if his brother turned up at this hour of
the day? And I? Reggie was my debtor to the extent of nearly every
penny I had ever had. If he was not the Marquis, because Leonard still
was in the flesh, then he and Vi, and I, were ruined. And Edith could
never marry a pauper.
Down toppled our whole card edifice, never again to be rebuilt by us.
But the question was--was the man under the glass case, lying on the
mattress, in the white pyjamas, Leonard Sherrington, third Marquis of
Twickenham? The Twickenham peerage carried with it rather over than
under a hundred thousand pounds a year. It might, therefore, on the
face of it, seem absurd to suppose that its present holder could be
found posing as the Marvellous Sleeping Man in a side show at the
Westminster Aquarium. But that was only seeming. To those who had the
honour of the present peer's acquaintance, such a state of affairs
seemed about as likely as any other. Twickenham was born mad, and
continued as he was born. His father was, if anything, madder than he
was. They consistently, and persistently quarrelled. Some of the
capers Leonard cut were a trifle high. The old man resented any one's
cutting higher capers than he did. As Leonard spent money like water,
his sire let him have as little to spend as he could help. The result
was disastrous. Leonard got money in ways which suggested congenital
insanity. Then there came the crash. When Leonard was thirty-one, it
became known that Morris Acrodato held a bill for five and twenty
thousand pounds to which he had forged his father's name. Leonard
vanished. The old man declined to pay. Six months after he was dead.
His wife had predeceased him. He left two sons--Leonard, and a second
son, born seventeen years later, Reginald. Oddly enough, considering
the terms on which he had lived with him, a will was found in which he
left everything to his firstborn. Under these circumstances one
wondered why he had not handed over that five and twenty thousand
without a fuss. But both father and son were men who were, in all
things, superior to the ordinary rules of common sense. The thing
which every reasonable creature did, was the one thing they never did.
Nothing had been seen of Leonard since the day of his flight. Although
it was not generally known, something had, however, been heard. On
seven different occasions his lawyers, Foster, Charter, and Baynes,
had received intimations that he was alive. He had dropped these
hints, it would seem, in a spirit of pure 'cussedness.' They had come
at varying intervals, from different parts of the world. They all took
the form of holograph notes, in which the writer curtly observed that
he was alive and in good health, and trusted that the firm was giving
to his interests all the attention they required. They bore no
address, and it proved impossible to trace by whom they had been
posted; but that they were bona-fide emanations from Twickenham
himself seemed undoubted.
The last of these notes had come to hand more than seven years back.
Since then he had given no sign. As, previously, no two years had
elapsed without advice being received of his existence, the continued
silence seemed to suggest that, at last, he might be dead. That he was
so, I, for one, devoutly hoped. All that I required was proof of his
decease.
When the old man died, all that his second son, Reginald, had he
inherited from his mother. It was barely enough to keep him alive. He
was fourteen years of age. Soon after he was in the twenties he was as
good as penniless. By this time I had become mixed up with his
fortunes in rather a curious fashion. I had a sister, Violet, who was
a year younger than he was. He had a cousin, Edith Desmond, who was
four younger than myself. Violet and he, and Edith and I, belonged, as
it were, to two different generations. I had a tiny place on the
borders of Hants, which adjoined his aunt's. He lived with her when
his father died; she was Lady Desmond, the baronet's widow. Edith and
I always had a liking for one another. If my father had left me a
little better off, or if Violet had been older, we should have been
married years ago. But she was an only child; the most beautiful I
ever saw. Her mother hoped, by her help, to restore the faded glories
of the Desmonds. That meant that she was to marry money.
I was hardly in a position to marry at all, with Vi on my hands,
regarding me as a sort of father. When Reggie came to live at the Moat
House Vi and he became acquainted. In course of time I was informed
that they were engaged. Almost in the same breath he told me that he
was practically without a penny piece. I lent him something to go on
with. Later I lent him more. Then again. And again. I did not like the
business, but, partly for Edith's sake, partly for Vi's, partly for
his own, by degrees I was practically financing him. Until it came to
this--that I had invested in him, on the strength of Twickenham's
death, nearly everything I had. As time went on he became convinced
that his brother was dead. The brothers were practically strangers;
Reggie had scarcely seen his senior a dozen times. There were enormous
accumulations, amounting to over a million. If Reggie succeeded I
should do well. Edith and I could be married to-morrow. If, on the
other hand, Reggie did not succeed, and that soon, so far as I could
see, he and I were ruined together.
And here, at the crucial moment, if I could trust my eyes, ruin was.
It was not surprising that, momentarily, I became a trifle giddy.
Had the man stepped into a room in which I was, I should
unhesitatingly have recognised him as Leonard, Marquis of Twickenham.
There would have been no necessity for him to announce his name and
title. I should have known him then and there. But, as matters stood,
the case was altered. There was room for doubt. Or I tried to persuade
myself there was. To begin with, a man with practically unlimited
resources at his command, would hardly be likely to masquerade in such
a fashion. That was what I told myself. At the bottom of my heart I
was aware that it would be quite in keeping with what I myself knew of
Leonard's character. He had never lost an opportunity of making an
exhibition of himself, but always had an insane leaning in the
direction of the esoteric and the bizarre.
I was on safer ground when I came to the questions of the likeness.
There were points of difference between the two. This man looked a
little shorter and thinner; smaller altogether; too old for
Twickenham. Twickenham was only forty-six; his double looked sixty.
Then he had a scar on his right cheek, which Twickenham had never had.
Still these things, I had perforce to admit, were quite reconcilable
with the fact that the man was Twickenham. What alterations might not
have taken place in such a fifteen years!
The exhibition was not liberally patronised. There had been two or
three other spectators when I came in, but they had gone, and no
others had taken their place. The duration of my visit, and the
unmistakable interest which I took in the figure on the mattress,
probably, also, the peculiar quality of my interest, attracted the
attention of the individual in charge. This was the gentleman who had
requested me not to lean against the glass case. He was a short,
slight person, with red hair and moustache. He wore a frock coat and a
hat which had seen better days, and had a trick of stroking his
moustache with one of the dirtiest right hands I had ever seen; which,
however, matched the voluminous shirt-cuff which protruded from the
sleeve of his coat. I was conscious that for some seconds he had been
eyeing me askance. Now he came sidling up--his dirty hand on his
moustache.
'Wonderful man, sir.'
He alluded to the figure on the mattress.
'I suppose he really is asleep?'
'What do you think he is--dead?'
'He looks to me as if he were dead.'
'That's not surprising, considering that for eight-and-twenty days
he's tasted neither bite nor sup.'
'Is that really the case?'
'Certainly. He hasn't had so much as a drop of water. The case is
locked; the key is in possession of the manager of the Aquarium.
Doctors are constantly in and out to see there's no collusion. You'll
find their reports outside. It's will-power does it. He wills that he
shall go to sleep for thirty days, and he goes to sleep for thirty
days. To try to wake him up before the end of the thirty days, to give
him, say, a glass of water, would probably cause his death.'
'That's very curious.'
'It's more than curious; it's the greatest marvel of the age.'
'And when does he wake?'
'At ten o'clock on Saturday evening next--in the presence of the
manager and staff of the Aquarium, and a large representative body of
distinguished medical gentlemen. It will be the sensation of the hour.
Though we shall charge double prices for admission, the room won't
hold the people.'
I wondered. At present there seemed a good deal of space to spare.
'What is his name?'
'Montagu Babbacombe--a name known all over the world.'
The little man eyed me sharply.
'I meant, what is his real name?'
'His real name? What do you mean? That is his real name.'
'How long have you known him?'
'May I ask, sir, what prompts you to put that inquiry to me?'
'I merely thought that Mr. Babbacombe resembles a person with whom I
was once acquainted, and I wondered if he might be any relation of
his; that is all.'
'Ah, as to that, I know nothing. I am only here to testify to Mr.
Montagu Babbacombe's bona-fides as a sleeping man, and that I
unhesitatingly do.'
I held out a sovereign between my finger and thumb.
'Can you give me Mr. Babbacombe's private address?'
'If my becoming the possessor of that coin is contingent on my doing
what you require, then it can't be done. There's an etiquette in my
profession which on me is binding.'
'Your sentiments do you credit, Mr.----'
'FitzHoward; Augustus FitzHoward is my name, sir. But I tell you what
might be managed. If you're here on Saturday night when Mr. Babbacombe
wakes, I might arrange to introduce you to him. But you will have to
remember, sir, that Mr. Babbacombe is a public man, and that to him,
as to me, time is money.'
'If I do come I shall not fail to bear it well in mind.' The coin
changed hands. 'You will not forget me?'
'No, sir, I shall not. What name?'
'What name? You say yours is FitzHoward. Well, mine is Smith; John
Smith.'
There was a twinkle in Mr. FitzHoward's eye which suggested that he
was more of a humorist than might at first appear.
'Smith? An unusual name like that, sir, is not likely to escape my
recollection. You may rely on me.'
Some other people entered, two women and two men. They were followed
by still more. Mr. Augustus FitzHoward and I parted. I went out into
the main building. One thing seemed tolerably certain: 'Montagu
Babbacombe,' unless appearances were even more deceptive than usual,
could hardly have been conscious of my recognition, if recognition it
really was. On that point I had until Saturday night to think things
over. Practically two clear days.
CHAPTER II
LADY DESMOND GIVES A DINNER PARTY
That Thursday evening I dined with Lady Desmond. The old lady had been
in town since Monday; staying at some rooms which she favoured in
Clarges Street. She had issued her commands to me to attend on her at
dinner. Had it not been for the conversation which I had had with
Edith the night before, I should have still been wondering what it
meant. Edith, however, had made matters perfectly clear.
Reggie and I were both to be in attendance. We were both of us to
receive our dismissal. I was to be finally informed that I could not
marry Edith, he that he could not marry Vi. The dowager had made other
arrangements of her own. I looked forward to their announcement with
feelings which were a little mixed.
Vi came to me just as I was starting. I had made no secret of my
engagement. She had not commented on it till then. I thought I had
seldom seen her look better. She is a willowy slip of a girl, with
about her that air of the thoroughbred which, nowadays, is as great a
distinction as a woman can have. She was born to be a great lady; the
Howarth women always have been: yet, with it all, she is just a girl.
Her chief fault is a proneness to impetuous speech. But that is a
quality of youth. She let fly at me at once.
'Douglas, why hasn't Lady Desmond invited me?'
'My dear Vi, how can I tell you?'
'I know. And so do you.'
'I assure you that I do not know why Lady Desmond has not invited
you.'
'Then I'll tell you. She has not invited me because it is quite likely
that she never means to invite me again. She intends to wash her hands
of me entirely. I shouldn't be surprised if she cuts me dead. She
wants Reggie to marry Mary Magruder.' I said nothing. This was clearly
a case in which silence was golden. 'I have told him he may.'
'I should have expected you to do no less.'
'He says he won't.'
'As matters are likely to turn out, that is a pity.'
'Douglas!--What do you mean?'
'Reggie is in a bad way. I'm afraid that before long he'll be in a
worse.'
'How about you? Don't you stand or fall together?'
'Just so. That is it. It's because my hours are numbered that I say
it's a pity. If he were to marry Mary Magruder then you might marry
her masculine equivalent. You know as well as I do that he is to be
found.'
I was thinking of George Charteris. An extra shade of colour came into
her cheeks, just to show she knew it.
'Douglas, are you trying to be humorous?'
'Not at all. My dear Vi, I'll be plain with you. I've reason to
believe that before very long both Reggie and I may come a cropper. My
very earnest advice to both of you is that you agree to treat the past
as past, and try to retrieve your positions while there still is
time.'
She eyed me; reading on my face that I meant what I said.
'You can tell Reggie from me that I think it would be better that he
should marry Mary Magruder as soon as he possibly can. We all know
that she's willing enough. You may add, if you like, that I will never
marry him, if things are going to be as you say they are.'
'And you?'
'I shall never marry any one but him. Please, Douglas, don't worry me
to do so. You know that is so. But then I'm not one of those girls to
whom marriage is all in all.'
I knew that, if that was not a falsehood, it was at least an evasion
of the truth; for I was aware that, to her, happiness meant being
Reggie Sherrington's wife. She asked, as I was leaving the room.
'How about Edith?'
I was still, pretending that I had not heard. She had spoken softly,
so that the pretence seemed plausible; though I was conscious that it
was but seeming, for Vi reads me as if I were an open book. But I had
not the courage to reply. Indeed, it was a question to which I had not
yet found an answer. In that lay the sting. How about Edith? was what
I kept asking myself all the time. Nor had I found a solution to the
problem when I reached the door of Milady's lodgings.
Lady Desmond's taste is not in all things mine; particularly is that
the case with her taste in lodgings. The rooms in Clarges Street are
kept by an ancient man and woman who are, no doubt, worthy folk
enough, but who are also stupid, slow, and behind the times. I was
shown into what is called the drawing-room--a fusty apartment, the
very atmosphere of which was synonymous with depression. My hostess
rose to receive me; a little stiff, bony figure, dressed in old
clothes, which were ill-fitting and old-fashioned when she first had
them. It was an extraordinary thing, but I have never seen that woman
in what looked like a new dress yet. I believe that when she buys
things she stores them away, never putting them on till they are
old--and rumpled. In her left hand she had a stick; she extended two
fingers of her right to me by way of greeting.
Edith came towards me from the struggling fire in the dingy fireplace.
God knows she is past her first beauty; but she will always be young
to me. As I took her hand in mine I told myself, for the thousandth
time, what a coward I was not to have made her my wife long ago. This
is not a sentimental age, and I am not a sentimental man; but for her
I would go through the fires of hell. Yet there we were, I an old
bachelor, she a spinster yet. Marriage, nowadays, is surrounded with
so many complications.
'Hollo, Douglas! Going strong? Isn't this place enough to give you the
horrors?'
This was Reggie, who had preceded me. The final portion of his remark
was whispered.
The dinner was in keeping with the rooms; badly chosen, badly cooked,
badly served. No one ate anything; no one talked. One couldn't even
drink; the wine was frightful. We sat there like mutes at our own
funerals. For my part I was glad when the cloth was cleared; though I
knew that a bad quarter of an hour was coming. It could scarcely be
worse than what had gone before. The old lady fired the first shot.
'Edith, had you not better withdraw?'
'No, mother. I know what you are going to say, and, as I am as much
interested in it as any one else, I should prefer to stop.'
My hostess wasted no time in argument or preamble; she came straight
to the point.
'Mr. Howarth, I have asked you to come here in order to tell you that
any sentimental understanding which may have existed between Edith and
yourself is, henceforward, at an end.' I essayed to speak; she stopped
me. 'I know what you are going to say. I've heard it over and over
again. What I say is this. Edith is getting on. You certainly are no
longer young; you are going both bald and grey. Financially, you are
worse off than when I first knew you. Isn't that the case?'
'It is.'
'You have absolutely no prospects.'
Reggie struck in.
'O aunt, come! If he's hard up it's only because I owe him such a
heap. There's no doubt whatever that Twickenham's dead. We only have
to prove it to be both of us in clover.'
'Twickenham is not dead. During the last few nights I've seen him
several times.'
'You've seen Twickenham?'
'In dreams. I could not quite make out where he was, but he was in
some extraordinary situation, from which you will find that he will
presently emerge. It is no use your counting on his death. He's alive.
Twickenham is not the kind of man who dies easily.'
'I thought dreams went by contraries.'
'Not such dreams as I have had.' She turned to me with a question
which took me aback. 'Don't you know that he's alive?'
'My dear Lady Desmond!'
'You do know that he's alive; and I know you know. I don't want any
discussion; you will only fence and quibble. But I appeal to you as a
man of honour not to stand in the way of Edith's happiness.'
'That I undertake at once not to do.'
'Mother, hadn't you better tell Douglas that you wish me to marry
Colonel Foljambe, and that's your idea of my happiness?'
'Colonel Foljambe is a very worthy gentleman.'
'If he isn't now,' I said,' he never will be.'
'He's not much older than you are.'
That was monstrous. Foljambe had turned seventy. But I let her go on.
'Then there's Reggie and that sister of yours. Violet Howarth's a
sensible girl. She can do very well for herself if she likes, and she
knows that she never will do anything at all with Reggie. The
probabilities are that when Twickenham does return, it will be with a
wife and family at his heels.'
'Leaving that eventuality out of the question, I am instructed by
Violet to say that Reggie is at perfect liberty to do as he likes. So
far as she is concerned she is quite willing to consider the
engagement at an end.'
'That's Vi all over. She'd cut off her hand and throw it into the fire
if she thought it would do me good. But I don't happen to be taking
any; and I'll go straight from here and tell her so. It's all nonsense
about Twickenham's being alive; he's as dead as that is.'
He rapped his knuckle against the table. His aunt leant over the
board.
'Reggie, he's alive. Miss Sandford is right.'
'Miss Sandford?'
'Miss Sandford sees things which we don't see, and she knows things
which we don't know. But now I've seen things, and I know. And what's
more, Mr. Howarth knows too.'
'Douglas, what does my aunt mean by saying that you know Twickenham's
alive?'
'I have not the least conception.'
'Do you know?'
'I do not.'
'Have you any reason to suppose that he's alive?'
I hesitated. Whether it was or was not a lie which I told, I could not
say.
'None whatever.'
'You see, aunt: there's his answer for you.'
'For reasons of his own, Mr. Howarth has chosen to conceal the truth.
But he does know; and he knows I know.'
The old lady's persistence roused me.
'May I ask, Lady Desmond, on what grounds you base your assertion?'
'I am unable to tell you; on no grounds, if you like to put it that
way. But you do know; and you know I know you know.'
I rose from my chair.
'In that case discussion would be fruitless. Since Lady Desmond's
reasons are of such an extremely recondite nature it would be useless
for me to attempt to probe for them. Let us understand each other
before I go. Edith, is it to be with us as your mother desires?'
'Not with my goodwill. I certainly will never marry Colonel Foljambe.'
'Then you never shall be asked to. I will not give you up, nor shall
you give me up; but you shall be my wife before the year is out.'
'Douglas!'
'I don't know how it is to come about, but it shall come about; I do
know so much. All these years have been wasted, but they shall be made
up for you before long. You shall be as happy a wife as a man can make
you.'
'Douglas!'
She had her elbows on the table, and her face upon her hands.
'What nonsense is this?' demanded Lady Desmond. 'Haven't I said that I
brought you here to tell you that I would have no more of it?'
'My dear Lady Desmond, I think you will admit that Edith and I have
arrived at years of discretion?'
'You'll never do that if you live to be a hundred. You've ruined my
life, and you've ruined hers. You've made her prematurely old. Look at
her! Who would think, to see her now, that not long ago she was the
most beautiful girl in England, and that she had only to lift her
finger to have any man in England at her feet? She has no father or
brother to protect her, or she'd have been rid of you long ago. But
you've promised that you'll stand no longer in her way, and if you've
a shred of manhood in you, you'll keep your word.'
I went round to where she sat.
'Edith, what am I to do?'
Getting up, she put her hands upon my shoulders.
'Marry me in what I stand up in; and take me to live with you in
country lodgings.'
'You hear, Lady Desmond. Edith is going to be my wife.'
'Then she'll be no daughter of mine.'
'Excuse me,' cried Reggie, 'but it strikes me that I ought to have a
word in this. You seem to forget, aunt, that if Douglas is in a hole,
it's because of what he's done for me.'
'I forget nothing. If you choose to behave like a sensible person, you
will be able to repay Mr. Howarth any moneys he may have advanced you,
together with sufficient interest, within three months.'
'In other words, if I choose to behave like a blackguard, perjure
myself all round, make myself and every one connected with me unhappy,
I may be able to wheedle enough money out of the woman I've lied to to
enable me to treat the best friend a man had as if he were a sixty per
center. Then, when it does turn out that Twickenham's dead, where
shall I be? Saddled with a wife I hate; more in love than ever with
the girl I've treated badly; in the bad books of the man who has stuck
to me closer than any brother I ever heard of. Thank you; I'm obliged.
If Vi won't marry me, it won't be because I'm not willing. Do you
know, aunt, I believe that you're a bad lot.'
'How dare you speak to me like that, sir?'
'I use the term in a Parliamentary sense only. Of course I know that
as a matter of fact your goodness is established beyond all question.
But you don't seem to realise what Vi is to me. If it weren't that
I've been living on her brother I'd have made her marry me long ago;
for, hang me if I wouldn't marry her on nothing rather than not marry
her at all. Nothing would give me greater pleasure than to bring it
off the same day Douglas brings off his little event; especially if he
can manage to make the date an early one.'
Reggie winked at me. I am afraid that his aunt perceived the movement
of his eyelid. She rose with an air of extreme dudgeon.
'I will not say what I think of you all. It would only be a waste of
good words. You have heard me give expression to my wishes. If you
choose to act in opposition to them, you must do so. You have all
arrived at what Mr. Howarth was pleased to call, I presume ironically,
the age of discretion. Some of you got there a good many years ago. It
only remains for me to wash my hands of any responsibility for what
you may do, and, if I think it necessary, to decline your further
acquaintance. Edith, are you coming with me?'
'Good-night,' I said to Edith as she turned to accompany her mother.
'I shall not see you again.'
'I shall hear from you?'
'You shall hear from me very soon. I will lose no time in making
arrangements for our joint occupation of those country lodgings.'
She smiled. I held the door open for her mother and herself to leave
the room. As she passed she whispered:
'I mean it.'
Reggie and I went away together. In the street he asked:
'Can I come in and see Violet?'
'Better not. At least not to-night. Just as well that you should sleep
on it.'
'What do you mean by that?'
I considered a moment before I answered.
'You see, Reggie, we're all four of us playing the part of Don
Quixote; Violet and you, Edith and I. I'm beginning to fear that we've
been playing the part for years. It's all very well for us to talk of
marrying the women of our hearts; but there are things to be
considered. There are the women.'
'Would you have me throw Vi over?'
'The word's ill chosen. It ill becomes me to play the part of mentor
after the way in which I've just behaved, but--suppose Twickenham were
to turn up?'
'It would be pretty bad.'
'If that were all! I doubt if he'd give you a penny: as for me, he'd
laugh me to scorn. You and I'd be beggars. Would it be chivalrous to
drag the women into the ditch with us?'
'But Twickenham's dead.'
We've no proof of it. We've been looking for proof for some time. A
pretty penny the search has cost us.'
'What makes you talk like this? You've seemed convinced enough about
his being dead. You've gone Nap on it.'
'Precisely. And I'm now inclined to wonder if I haven't gone Nap on a
pretty bad hand.'
'Surely you don't believe any of that stuff about my aunt's dreams?'
'Your aunt's dreams are neither here nor there. But between ourselves,
I tell you candidly that I think it's quite possible that Twickenham's
alive.'
'Good God! What have you heard?'
'I have heard nothing. By the purest accident I have chanced on what
may turn out to be a clue. If it does, you shall hear more next week.
At present I can tell you nothing.'
'Douglas, where is he?'
'You move too fast. I believe that it's still even betting that
Twickenham's as dead as a coffin nail. But you will see for yourself
why you and I should not pose as being too chivalrous, and especially
why you should sleep upon the matter before having another interview
with Vi. Good-night.'
I left him staring after me in Piccadilly. I was afraid of his asking
inconvenient questions, just as I had been afraid of not saying
anything at all. I might have lighted on a mare's nest, but in case I
had not, it only seemed fair that he should have some sort of warning,
so that the bolt might not descend on him altogether out of the blue.
Violet met me as soon as I entered the hall.
'Well, what has happened?'
I led the way back into the drawing-room, feeling indisposed to
discuss delicate matters within quite such obvious sound of the
servants' ears.
'I don't know that anything has happened.'
'Is Reggie going to marry Mary Magruder?'
'He says not.'
'Who is he going to marry?'
'He says he's going to marry you.'
'Douglas! In spite of Lady Desmond's prohibition? I suppose she did
prohibit it?'
'Oh, yes, she did that right enough. But he did not seem disposed to
lay much stress upon Lady Desmond's prohibition; as you probably
expected.' I was convinced that she would have been a surprised young
woman if he had paid attention to anything his aunt might have had to
say on such a matter. 'At the same time, if you will take my advice,
you won't attach weight to anything Reggie may have said, either one
way or the other. I, for instance, have promised to marry Edith--again
in the face of Lady Desmond's prohibition. But I think it possible
that, before very long, neither he nor I may be in a position to marry
any one.'
'Do you think that want of money will make any difference to Edith or
to me?'
'I do not. But I am sure that neither of you would feel disposed to be
a clog upon your husband.'
'A clog! I a clog on Reggie? Rather than I'd be that I'd die!'
I looked at her. As I did so there rose before me a vision of a man
lying on a bare mattress, clad in a suit of white pyjamas, inside a
glass case. It entirely prevented my seeing Violet. I had to close my
eyes to shut it out.
CHAPTER III
CROSS QUESTIONS AND CROOKED ANSWERS
The next day I paid a second visit to the Royal Aquarium. I was
conscious that it might not be the wisest possible thing to do, but I
could not keep away.
There was a larger attendance of the public at Mr. Montagu
Babbacombe's side show. I attributed that to the fact that the period
during which he had undertaken to continue asleep was drawing to a
close. Mr. Augustus FitzHoward recognised me at once. He greeted me
with an affable smile, as an old acquaintance.
'Ah, Mr. Smith! Glad to see you. I thought you'd come.'
I wondered what he meant; if he meant anything at all. For the second
time the exhibition did not appear to me to be an agreeable one. Again
I experienced a sense of shock when my glance first fell on the
seemingly dead man, lying stark and rigid, covered only with those
hideous white pyjamas, prisoned under the huge glass case. He
resembled an exhibit in a medical museum; a gruesome one at that. I
found it difficult to believe that he really lived. I could not detect
the slightest sign of respiration. The face just looked as if it had
been touched by the hand of Death. I have seen dead men in my time. If
that was not death, then it was an awful imitation.
I caught myself hoping that he was dead. For it was Twickenham; there
was not the slightest doubt of it. And yet the moment after doubts
recurred. Twickenham had always been clean shaven; but I remembered
that he used to tell me how he had to wrestle with his beard. In
particular I had a faint recollection that if he left off shaving for
a week he would have a beard three inches long. This man's chin was
bristly; it did not add to the charm of his appearance. But presuming
that his chin had remained untouched, it did not suggest anything like
such a growth of hair as that of which Twickenham had spoken. Mr.
Augustus FitzHoward was standing behind me. I put to him a question.
'Has Mr. Babbacombe been shaved since he fell asleep?'
'Shaved! Good gracious no, sir! He has not been touched; except by the
medical gentlemen. Didn't I tell you yesterday that if he were
prematurely roused it might be the death of him? Shaved--the idea!'
A sudden impulse actuated me to smash the glass case, by accident--to
do something which might bring about the premature restoration of
which Mr. Augustus FitzHoward spoke; the awaking which might result in
death. For it was borne in on me again that it was Twickenham I saw. A
wave of memory swept over me. I saw him in the habit in which he used
to be; and was convinced that this was what he would have become after
an interval of fifteen years. It was impossible, out of the stories,
that two men could be so much alike. The madness which was in his
blood when he was young was in it now. This was exactly the sort of
insane freak in which he would have delighted. According to Mr.
Augustus FitzHoward I had only accidentally to smash the case in front
of me, and I should there and then be furnished with ample proof of
Twickenham's death.
While I hesitated, the adroit Mr. FitzHoward improved the occasion by
addressing to the assembled spectators, who now numbered perhaps
twenty or thirty, some eloquent remarks.
'Ladies and Gentlemen,--It is a wonderful sight you see before you;
life in the likeness of death. Death in life! Mr. Montagu Babbacombe
looks dead; if you were able to touch him you would say that he feels
dead. He is stiff as a corpse; there is no pulse, no action of the
heart; his temperature is that of a man who has long since died. I am
prepared to wager that if he were lying in your bed, or mine, instead
of being on exhibition here in this glass case, the most eminent
physicians called in for purposes of examination would unhesitatingly
testify that he was dead. Even the surgeon's blade would disclose
nothing suggesting life. And, for the last four weeks, to all intents
and purposes he has been dead. To-morrow he will come back to us as a
man out of the tomb. He will find that the world has moved; that great
events have happened of which he knows nothing. It will be a kind of
resurrection. To-morrow will be to him to-morrow; but since his
yesterday a month will have elapsed; a month of complete oblivion. If
he keeps a diary, during that month each page of it will of necessity
be blank.
'Ladies and gentlemen,--To-morrow, Saturday, evening, at ten o'clock
to the minute, in the presence of the manager and staff of this
building, and a large representative body of eminent medical
gentlemen, Mr. Montagu Babbacombe will return from out of the tomb. It
will be an awe-inspiring spectacle; truly the miracle of the age. You
will see, before your eyes, the dead gradually put on life, and return
to the form and habits of our common humanity. The price of admission
will, on this occasion, be half-a-crown. Tickets, of which only a few
remain, the number being necessarily limited, may be obtained at the
door on going out. If you are wise, you will avail yourselves of the
opportunity to purchase while there are still any to be had. May I
offer you a ticket, sir?'
Mr. Augustus FitzHoward produced a bundle of tickets from his pocket
there and then. I bought one, as did others--though not in such
numbers as the eloquence of his remarks perhaps merited. I may safely
say that had I been actuated by nothing but a desire to be the witness
of what Mr. FitzHoward called an 'awe-inspiring spectacle,' I should
have been no patron. It occurred to me, as it probably did to others,
that the proceedings might take a form which might quite possibly
prove the reverse of agreeable. As it was, I endeavoured to evade the
necessity of being present.
Waiting till the almost too eloquent orator had disposed of all the
tickets which his auditors could be induced to buy, I accosted him.
'Look here, Mr. FitzHoward, can't you arrange an interview for me with
Mr. Babbacombe?'
'I told you that if you're here to-morrow night I'll try to manage an
introduction. So I will. I can't do more than that.'
'But I don't want to be here to-morrow night; at least, not in here.
Can't I see him somewhere else?'
'Does he know you?'
'That is more than I can tell you.'
'Perhaps he won't want to see you if he knows who you are.'
There was a twinkle in the speaker's eye. I realised the truth of his
words. It was extremely probable, if it was Twickenham, and he had an
inkling of who I was, that he would decline the pleasure of an
interview. 'You see Mr. Babbacombe won't be altogether himself; after
such an experience as he has had it's not to be expected. For reasons
of health, if for no other, he won't be disposed to run the risk of
more physical strain than he can possibly help.'
I understood the innuendo--or thought I did. If I wished to see and
speak to him, I should have to be present when he returned, in his
agile associate's phrase, 'from out of the tomb.' Otherwise, before I
knew it, he might vanish for another period of fifteen years.
I found, at home, that something like a heated discussion was taking
place. Edith and Reggie were both with Violet. What Lady Desmond would
have thought of the proceedings is more than I can say. They all began
at me at once.
'Douglas, what did you mean by saying last night----'
Reggie had got so far when Violet cut him short.
'Reggie, let me speak. I'll get an answer out of him. Douglas, is the
Marquis of Twickenham really alive?'
As I might have expected, Reggie had scarcely been five minutes in
Violet's society before he blurted out all that I had said to him. She
certainly is an insinuating young woman, and shrewd to boot. It would
not take her long to perceive that there was something at the back of
the young gentleman's mind. Having surmised so much, almost before he
knew it, she would have ascertained what it was. Apparently Edith had
come in at the very moment when explanations were taking place. So
that now I had all three of them against me.
'Will you please tell me at once, Douglas, if the Marquis of
Twickenham is alive?'
This she said with something very like the stamp of her foot. She can
be imperious when she chooses; as, one of these days, her husband will
learn.
'I tell you what I will do; if you don't mind, I'll take a cup of
tea.'
'Douglas, how can you be so frivolous, when, for all we know, we may
be standing on the brink of a volcano?'
'If I were standing in the very heart of a volcano--if I could get it,
I should like a cup of tea.'
'I'll give you one.'
This was Edith. I took the cup she offered. Before I had a chance to
sip it, Violet began at me again.
'Now, Douglas, perhaps you'll tell us.'
'Tell you what?'
'If the Marquis of Twickenham is alive.'
I turned to Reggie.
'I suppose I'm indebted to you for this. Next time I have a
confidential remark to make, which I wish to have shouted in the
market-place, I shall know whom to address.'
'You never told me not to tell. And I haven't shouted it in the
market-place; whatever you mean by that. I only told Vi.'
'Only!'
Violet answered for him.
'It's no use your attacking Reggie; I made him tell. Situated as we
are, there ought to be no secrets between us; between any of us. Do
you mean to say that you consider that the knowledge that the Marquis
of Twickenham is alive is knowledge which you are entitled to keep to
yourself?'
'My dear Vi, there is no doubt that animation suits you; but I
shouldn't on that account be always in a condition of explosiveness.'
Her cheeks flamed. Nothing annoys her so much as being told that she's
excitable. Edith laid her hand upon my arm.
'Douglas, tell me; is it true?'
'I don't know.'
'Do you mean that you don't know, or that you won't say? Have you any
reason to believe that he's alive; any tangible reason?'
'As I told Reggie, and as I presume he has told you, I shall be in a
better position to answer that question next week.'
'But why not now? What is it you do know? Why keep us in suspense? Is
it fair? Think of what it means to all of us; of what it means to me.
It has come to this--that to me it is almost a question of life or
death.'
I understood the allusion; it cut me to the heart.
'I tell you that I know nothing.'
'Then why did you say that last night to Reggie?'
'Because I supposed him to be possessed of a few grains of common
sense.'
'But you must have had some grounds to go upon. You surely wouldn't
have said a thing like that without a cause--you, of all men. Miss
Sandford has never doubted that he's alive; now mother seems equally
convinced; now there's you, throwing out mysterious hints. Be fair to
us; make us sharers even of your suspicions.'
'Very good; I'll tell you all there is to tell, though it will only
unsettle you as it unsettled me.'
'We can't be more unsettled than we are already. Anything to get out
of the darkness into the light.'
'You'll still be in the darkness when you've heard all I have to say;
I promise you that. I know I'm fogged enough.'
I cast about in my mind how best to tell a part of the truth without
revealing all. It was very far from my desire to send them all
scampering off to the Aquarium, as they undoubtedly would do if they
learned everything. Edith guessed what I was after.
'Are you thinking how much you can keep back? Be fair.'
'I will be fair; what's more, I'll be open too.' Always begin like
that when you intend to be as much the other kind of thing as
possible. 'I'll put you in possession of all the information I have in
a single sentence. The other day I saw a man who was Twickenham's
living image.'
They had gathered round me. I had a dim consciousness that their faces
changed colour. With their eyes they seemed to be trying to search me
through and through. My statement was followed by a perceptible pause.
Then Edith began to question me.
'The other day? When?'
'Yesterday.'
'Yesterday? Then you knew last evening. Mother was right.'
'I did not know. I don't know now. It seems incredible that two men
could be so much alike, but, on the other hand, it seems equally
incredible that, under the circumstances, it could have been he.'
'Under the circumstances? What were the circumstances?'
'That I decline to say. I must ask you to take my word for it that the
circumstances under which I saw this man make it practically
impossible that it could have been he.'
'Did he see you?'
'He did not.'
'Did you try to speak to him?'
'I had no chance.'
'Did you find out where he lives, or anything at all about him?'
'I did this: I found a man who knows him, and who, I have reason to
believe, will bring me face to face with him at a very early date.'
'When?'
'I hope that the question of identity will be settled by Tuesday
morning.'
'Hope? Is that quite the appropriate word? Because I perceive that it
is Twickenham. You see, Douglas, I know you so well.'
'It is because I expected you to take that point of view that I was
reluctant to speak: because I'm more than doubtful if the man I saw
was Twickenham.'
'I'm not. If it had been any one but you it would have been a
different case. But, you know, Douglas, your royal gift of remembering
faces. You never confuse one person with another, even if it is a
person you only saw for five minutes twenty years ago. If you have
seen a man who was so like Twickenham that you would not like to say
it was not Twickenham, it was. Reggie won't be Marquis yet.'
She leant against the mantel, looking pale. There was something in her
attitude which seemed to me condemnatory. I felt ashamed. Reggie threw
himself into an arm-chair.
'If it was Twickenham I shall be in a pretty tight fix.'
'We all shall. I shall have to instal Edith in those country lodgings.
You will have to marry Mary Magruder. Violet will be Mrs. George
Charteris.'
'I shall be nothing of the kind. I wish you wouldn't settle my future
in quite such an off-handed fashion. It's not in the best of taste.'
'I certainly shall not marry Mary Magruder.'
'You might do worse.'
Vi turned on me.
'You mean that he might marry me. Douglas, you are at times so sweet.
You needn't be afraid; I'll be no clog on him.'
'I'll make you marry me. You promised that you would; I imagine you
are not prepared to deny it. I'll make you keep your word.'
'You'll make me! Indeed! My dear Reggie, it's news to me to learn that
I'm the kind of person who can be made to do anything.'
'Good children, pray don't argue. In anticipating the very worst, we
may be destined to suffer disappointment. In the first place, I am
extremely doubtful if it was Twickenham; though Edith isn't. But then
she didn't see him, and I did; so, of course, she knows. Even granting
it was Twickenham, during fifteen years he may have altered. He may
have become the most generous and delightful soul alive. In any case,
he will have plenty. He can hardly refuse assistance to his only
brother.'
'He won't dare to give me nothing. Especially when he knows the hole
I'm in.'
'Dare!' Edith smiled. 'Twickenham dare do anything. Particularly in
the way of making himself disagreeable.'
'O Lord! Don't talk like that. As Douglas says, during fifteen years
he may have altered.'
'Can the Ethiopian change his skin?'
That was what I had myself been wondering.
CHAPTER IV
MR. MONTAGU BABBACOMBE AWAKES
Something of the crowd which Mr. Augustus FitzHoward foretold did
assemble. It was half-past nine when I entered that part of the
building in which Mr. Montagu Babbacombe was on exhibition, and
already it was quite sufficiently filled. Mr. FitzHoward stood at the
receipt of custom, wearing an air of triumph, and what seemed the same
dirty pair of cuffs. He beamed at me as I tendered my ticket.
'All right?' I asked.
'All perfectly right, sir. In half an hour from now Mr. Montagu
Babbacombe will come back from the land of the dead to the land of the
living, after a thirty days' sojourn among the shadows. It may be that
he will be the bearer of important news from Shadowland. Walk in,
ladies and gentlemen, while there still is time.'
The major part of his remarks was addressed to folks in general. I
wanted him to say something on a subject which was of interest only to
myself.
'I suppose it can be arranged for me to speak to Mr. Babbacombe after
the close of his entertainment.'
'Entertainment, sir! I would have you know that this is not an
entertainment; a mere commonplace show. It's a modern miracle; the
miracle of the age--as those who witness it will with one voice
proclaim. Admission, half-a-crown!' This was said at the top of his
voice. A postscript was uttered in milder tones. 'I can't make any
promise. I expect it'll be pretty lively after ten, and perhaps Mr.
Babbacombe mayn't feel up to much. But if you'll keep yourself handy,
if I can manage an introduction I will. The rest you must manage
yourself.'
'Very good. You understand that I must see him alone.'
'Alone? I didn't understand that.'
'I must see him alone. If you arrange for me to do that it will be a
five-pound note in your pocket.
'Sure?'
'Certain.'
'Then you hang about as the people are going, and I'll pass you
accidental-like into his dressing-room. As you go in you give me the
fiver.'
'I will.'
'No kid?'
'None whatever. You do as you say and I will give you a five-pound
note as certainly as I gave you a sovereign on Thursday.'
'You place yourself where I can keep an eye on you, and I'll earn that
fiver.' He raised his voice to trumpet tones. 'Ladies and gentlemen.
The greatest feat of modern times is now drawing to a close. The
critical moment is at hand. In less than half an hour the boasted
miracles of the Indian fakirs will be more than paralleled. Out of the
silence Mr. Montagu Babbacombe will come; back from the misty plains.
After being dead for thirty days he will resume existence. Already the
dews of life are forming on his brow. The few remaining tickets
admitting to this wonderful spectacle only two-and-sixpence each.'
I did not know what Mr. FitzHoward meant by 'the dews of life,' but so
far as I could see, no change whatever had taken place in the
appearance of the sleeping man. He retained the same rigidity of
attitude, and bore, to the full, the same uncomfortable resemblance to
a corpse.
We were a curious crowd. I fancy that, before the proceedings closed,
there were several there who rather wished that they had stayed away.
I noticed about the people an odd air of repression; a tendency to
speak in whispers; or not to speak at all. A good many seemed doubtful
whether they were not standing in the actual presence of Death. I
confess to some feeling of the kind myself. The man in the white
pyjamas, lying on the mattress under the glass case, exercised a not
altogether agreeable fascination over all of us. We had to look at
him, whether we would or would not. Two young men by me were betting
in undertones as to whether he was or was not dead. It seemed to me a
fantastically droll idea that the subject of their wager was quite
possibly Leonard, Marquis of Twickenham.
I remembered how Leonard had once told me of some fellow or other he
had seen somewhere in Cashmere. I expect Mr. FitzHoward's allusion to
Indian fakirs had recalled the conversation to my mind. This fellow
had pretended to go to sleep, and had then been put in a hole in the
ground, and covered with earth--regularly buried, in fact. Some time
afterwards--I forget how long--he had been dug up again, and his
friends had tried to waken him up. They tried all sorts of things;
beat him with sticks, even cut him with knives. In vain. He would not
be roused. So they concluded he was dead. They placed the body in the
hut, or house, or whatever it was, in which Leonard was staying; in
the very apartment, in fact, in which he slept. In the middle of the
night Leonard woke up and saw the dead man coming to life. He stole
towards Leonard's bed with a knife in his hand. Leonard lay perfectly
still. In another second or two he would have himself been dead; and
this time really. But, just as the fellow was leaning over, in the
very act of striking, Leonard shot him with a revolver. The man fell
on to him a corpse. About his being a corpse there was, on this
occasion, no shadow of doubt whatever.
Twickenham's inference was that the whole thing, sleeping, burying,
and digging up again, had been a trick. I wondered if the show at
which we were assisting was a trick. One never knows. Though it was
difficult to see where the deceit came in. There was the man; there he
was two days ago. That he appeared then as he appeared now I, for one,
was prepared to testify. The only question was--was he released each
night, after the departure of the public, to enjoy a supper, say, of
pork and beans, and a hand of cards with Mr. FitzHoward? It seemed
hardly likely that the management would be a party to so egregious a
swindle on the British public. It would mean ruin if discovered. Since
large interests were at stake, the game would surely not be worth the
candle. And without active managerial participation the thing could
not be done.
Suppose, on the other hand, the man was dead, as he seemed--that he
had died to make an Aquarium side show? It occurred to me that, both
legally and morally, we spectators would be in rather an uncomfortable
position.
Possibly it was my recollection of Twickenham's story which served to
emphasise, to my thinking, the sleeper's resemblance to its narrator.
As I looked I became more and more convinced that it was he I saw.
Indeed, all doubt was at an end. I felt that he had only to open his
eyes, and speak, for me to realise that the thing had been certain
from the first. That being the case, only one of two things could save
us all from ruin.
The one was death. If he was what he looked, there, at hand, was the
proof for which we had been searching. Reggie was Marquis. The other
was----. To be frank, it is difficult to put into words in what the
other chance of salvation lay. I deemed it just within the range of
possibility that in that interview which I was to have with him, and
in those other interviews which I would take care should follow, I
might succeed in putting the screw on him to such an extent
that--well, that, comparatively speaking, all would be right. At the
same time I clearly realised that my chance of doing this was
something of a minus quantity; and that, for us, it would be best that
he should be what he seemed, even though the whole body of spectators
might have to suffer.
At a quarter to ten the place was uncomfortably full. There must have
been a good harvest of half-crowns for some one. At ten minutes to,
several persons appeared who entered a roped-in space immediately
surrounding the glass case. I concluded that they were 'the manager
and staff of the building and a large representative body of eminent
medical gentlemen.' At five minutes to, Mr. FitzHoward joined them,
having probably concluded that it would be difficult, if not
dangerous, to attempt to pack any more people into the place, even if
more could be induced to enter.
He lost no time, now that he had arrived, but instantly commenced to
treat us to examples of his eloquence.
'Ladies and Gentlemen,--In less than another five minutes Mr. Montagu
Babbacombe will crown his miraculous feat. It only remains for me,
during the short time left at my disposal, to prove to you its
bona-fideness; that there has been no deception here. Allow me to
introduce you to the manager of the building.'
He singled out for our inspection a smiling, yet dignified, gentleman
in evening dress; who was, apparently, a very different sort of
individual to himself. By way of acknowledging the introduction this
gentleman removed his hat.
'Mr. Manager, you hold in your possession the key of this glass case?'
'I do.'
'It was locked in your presence thirty days ago?'
'It was.'
'Since then the key has remained in your possession?'
'It has.'
'To the best of your knowledge and belief no other key to the case is
in existence?'
'That is so.'
'The case has not been opened by your orders, or to your knowledge?'
'It has not.'
'You have examined it every day to see that it has not been tampered
with?'
'Several times a day.'
'It has been watched day and night by some person or persons appointed
by you, in whose trustworthiness you have faith?'
'It has.'
'Therefore, in your opinion, since Mr. Montagu Babbacombe, thirty days
ago, fell asleep, and was locked in this case in your presence, no one
has had access to him of any sort or kind?'
'That is my opinion.'
'I have now to ask you to hand me the key of the case.'
It was handed over. Mr. FitzHoward held it up for us to see.
'There are four locks to the case, one at each side. This key opens
them all. The locks are of very peculiar construction; as, also, is
the key. I will now proceed to unlock the case.'
He did unlock it. Four men came forward, lifted the case--it seemed as
much as they could do--and, with considerable difficulty, because of
the crowd, bore it from the room.
Mr. Montagu Babbacombe remained uncovered.
It was then ten. The fact was announced by a clock in the building;
and Mr. FitzHoward stood with his watch in his hand.
'Ladies and Gentlemen, Mr. Montagu Babbacombe will now awake.'
The doctors, if they were doctors, pressed forward. We all craned our
necks.
It seemed inconceivable that after a slumber of thirty days--and one
so very much like death--the man could wake to an appointed minute.
But he did. Scarcely had Mr. FitzHoward ceased to speak than, with the
most natural air in the world, raising his hand, he passed it over his
face, as one is sometimes apt to do when awaking. He opened his eyes.
He sat up.
To be greeted by a storm of cheers. Which, however, presently died
away, as it was realised that there was that in his appearance which
was hardly in harmony with such a demonstration. He gazed about him
with, on his pallid features, a look of dazed inquiry; as if he
wondered where he was. Mr. FitzHoward spoke to him.
'I'm glad to see you, Mr. Babbacombe. I hope you're comfortable, sir.
Here is Mr. Manager.'
The manager extended his hand.
'Feeling rested after your sound sleep?'
Mr. Babbacombe apparently did not notice the held-out hand. He
answered in a curious monotone, still about him that air of vacancy.
The sound of his voice set me all of a twitter.
'Rested?--Oh, yes, I'm rested.--Rested!'
Mr. FitzHoward motioned to the spectators.
'All these ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Babbacombe, are here to see you
put the crown and summit on the most marvellous feat of modern times.
They're here to see you wake, sir.'
'Wake?--To see me wake?'
A voice cried out from the crowd:--
'Have you been troubled by any bad dreams, sir?'
There was a tendency to titter; which was subdued when it was seen how
the inquiry was taken.
'Dreams!--My dear life!--Dreams!'
There was something in the awakened sleeper's tone which was not
altogether agreeable. It was too suggestive of things on which one did
not care to dwell. He addressed FitzHoward.
'Give me something to eat. I want something to eat.'
He sounded as if he did; and looked it too. Putting his hand up to his
head with the gesture of a tired child, he sank back upon the
mattress.
'I want to rest,' he said.
We were still. He looked as if he had fallen asleep again, for good.
Mr. FitzHoward dismissed the audience.
'Ladies and gentlemen, I have much pleasure in thanking you, on Mr.
Montagu Babbacombe's behalf, for your attendance here, and I now wish
you goodnight.'
The people began to file out. Men leaned over the mattress, and there
was a whispered consultation. They spoke to him. He continued
still--too still. A flask was produced and placed to his lips. He
seemed to pay no attention to it whatever. The crowd showed a
disposition to linger. The mattress was lifted from its place with him
still on it, and borne through the departing spectators out of the
room. When it had gone the audience dispersed more rapidly. I stayed
on. Presently, when the place had grown comparatively empty, Mr.
FitzHoward reappeared. He was buttonholed by half a dozen people at
once. It seemed that they were making inquiries as to the awakened
sleeper's condition. He answered them collectively, for our common
benefit, in a loud voice.
'Mr. Montagu Babbacombe feels a little exhausted--as was only to be
expected, having had nothing to eat or drink for thirty days, but he
wishes me to say to any kind inquirer that he's all right, and that he
confidently expects to feel very shortly as fit as ever he did. Now,
gentlemen, I'm sorry to have to hurry you, but I must really ask you
all to go.'
They went--he driving them in front of him, like a flock of sheep. I
still stayed.
'How is he?' I asked.
As he looked at me there was something in his eyes which I did not
understand.
'He'll be as right as rain in a minute or two.'
'Can I see him?'
He jingled some money in his trousers pocket.
'I hardly know what to say. It seems kind of going back on him. It's
not professional; and I'm professional or nothing. Is it trouble?'
'Do you mean, will an interview with me be the cause to him of
trouble? Not at all. If anything, I'm the bearer of good tidings.'
'Sure?'
'Certain.'
He eyed me; with a long-continued and penetrating glance.
'You shall see him inside of five minutes. The money's right?'
'It is.'
I showed him a five-pound note.
'We'll have first to get rid of those doctors. I understand him, and
he understands himself, better than all the doctors put together.
Doctors only mess a man about, they're thinking more of themselves
than of you; I never knew a doctor yet who was worth the money you had
to pay him. You wait; I'll shift them.'
He was gone more than five minutes; possibly finding the 'eminent
medical gentlemen,' of whom, in private life, he apparently had so
poor an opinion, more difficult to 'shift' than he had expected. When
he returned he beckoned with his finger.
'Now then!' I advanced to the door at which he stood. 'Money, please.'
The five-pound note changed hands. 'In you go. I've got to go to the
manager's office on business. You'll have him to yourself till I come
back.'
I found Mr.-Montagu Babbacombe alone, attired in a pair of tweed
trousers and a coloured shirt. He was seated by a table, and embraced
with his hand a glass containing what looked like whisky and water. In
spite of which facts he looked almost as much like a corpse as ever.
Without looking up as I entered, he asked:--
'Who's that?'
'Don't you know me?'
'Know you?' He glanced at me, with lack-lustre eyes, in which was not
the faintest gleam of recognition. 'Do you owe me money? If you've
come to pay me I'll know you.'
The voice was not right; he spoke with a faint American accent, which
I had not previously noticed. But, in spite of its corpse-like pallor,
the face was Twickenham's.
'Look at me well. Think.'
'I've quit thinking.'
'Twickenham!' He continued to stare. 'You are Twickenham?'
'I am. If there's money in it, you bet I am. Is it a place, or a
thing? Sounds like a sort of password.'
'Leonard!'
'Am I him, too? I've been lots of people in my time, Lord knows.
What's one more?'
'Why should you think it necessary to play this farce with me?'
'I'm asking. Excuse me, but are you----?' He touched his forehead with
his forefinger. 'I am.'
I am generally tolerably clear-headed. Never before had I been
conscious of such mental confusion. It was a peculiar sensation. As he
made that gesture with his forefinger it was all at once borne in on
me that, after all, I had made a common or garden fool of myself, and
that this was actually not the man. As I observed him, closely a dozen
minute points of difference forced themselves upon my notice. I so
clearly realised my own asininity that, for the instant, I was
speechless. Then I stammered out--
'You must excuse, sir, what probably appears to you my very singular
behaviour, but, the fact is, you have the most amazing resemblance to
a person with whom I was once very intimate.'
'Poor devil!'
'He was a poor devil.'
'You lay on it. If he was like me.'
A shadow of doubt returned.
'May I ask you to be serious, sir, and tell me, on your word of
honour, if you have ever seen me before?'
'I have. As a child. Many a time we've played together in my mother's
backyard. Let me see, your name's---- Smith?--Ah.--Mine's Brown. I
mean Babbacombe. It's all the same. See small bills.'
I hesitated. On a sudden an idea came to me, as it were, on a flash of
lightning. The language seems exaggerated, yet I doubt if any other
would adequately portray the fact. It did come to me in a single
illuminating second. Not in embryo, but wholly formed. I saw the whole
thing in its entirety. There, on the instant, was the complete scheme
ready to my hand.
The suddenness of the thing unhinged me. I was not that night in the
finest fettle. I scarcely saw how, then and there, to broach to him
the subject. Attacked brusquely, it might be ruined. He was, probably,
in worse condition even than myself; he might be affected even more
disagreeably than I had been. Procrastination would probably be best,
though in procrastination there was risk. Still--I saw no other way.
I moistened my lips. They had all at once gone dry.
'Mr. Babbacombe, where can I see you, to-morrow, on a matter of
importance?'
'What's the matter?'
'It is one which will probably result in my being able to place a
considerable sum of money at your disposal.'
'You're seeing me now.'
'This is a matter on which I can hardly enter, here, and now. I should
prefer, with your permission, to see you again to-morrow.
'To-morrow's Sunday.'
'That makes no difference to me.'
'Oh! you don't honour the Sabbath day, to keep it holy.' He emptied
his glass. 'Give me some more.' A bottle of whisky was standing at his
elbow. I poured some out. When I was proceeding to dilute it with
water, he stopped me. 'None of that. Neat.' He swallowed what I had
given him. 'Thank God for alcohol. There's nothing like it, when
you've got where I am.--What's that you were saying about wanting to
see me to-morrow?'
'Where can I see you--and when?'
'Where? In the grave; if I keep on feeling like I'm feeling now. I've
slept too much.--Give me some more.'
He tilted his glass.
'You've had enough.'
'D----n you, man, what the devil do you mean by telling me I've had
enough? I never have enough. If I had all that's in the world I
wouldn't have enough. It's my stuff, not yours. Give me some more.' I
poured him out a little. 'Don't stint, you're not paying.' Again he
swallowed at a gulp what I had given him. It seemed, instead of
stupefying, to clear his head. 'That's more like it. Now I'm feeling
better. After half a bottle I'm pretty well, and after a bottle I'm
nearly right. Listen to me. I'll see you tomorrow, Sunday morning, at
the York Hotel, in Stamford Street. After twelve o'clock. Say
half-past. Make a note of it.'
'I will.'
'And mind you're there.'
'I will be there. Mind you also are there.'
'If I'm alive I'll be there. You ask for Mr. Montagu
Babbacombe--that's me. Let me see, your name's----'
'Smith.'
'Smith. Oh, yes, Smith. You look a Smith. I knew a Smith once who was
just like you; one of the nicest fellows that ever breathed. Only an
awful thief! And such a liar! Perhaps you knew him too. Might have
been a brother. Did you ever have a brother who was hung? He was.
What's the other name?'
'My name's John Smith, sir, to you.'
'Very well, Mr. John Smith to me, I shall expect to see you to-morrow,
Sunday morning, at the York Hotel in Stamford Street, at half-past
twelve. And you be there! If you're not there, I hope that you'll be
hung; like your brother. You understand?
'Perfectly.'
There was a noise at the back. Turning, I perceived that it was caused
by the entrance of Mr. Augustus FitzHoward. I understood that it was
time for me to take my leave. I thought it possible that the newcomer
might find it difficult to induce Mr. Babbacombe to leave the chair on
which he was seated, before finishing the bottle of whisky--which was
still half full. I had no wish to witness any discussion of the kind.
CHAPTER V
AT THE YORK HOTEL
I cannot recall spending a more cheerful night than that one. I hasten
to add, as a professional humorist might do, that that remark is meant
to be satirical. All night--I cannot say 'I lay in agony'--but I
wrestled with various problems. Mr. Montagu Babbacombe was with me all
the time. Had he been there in the actual flesh his presence could not
have been more obvious.
Now that he was physically absent, the original impression recurred
with its former force. I told myself, over and over again, that the
man was really and truly Twickenham. His denial of the fact I
accounted nothing. He always had been fond, with or without apparent
cause, of denying his own identity. That game was old. When detected
in an invidious position, as he was apt to be, he would swear, using
all manner of oaths and with a face of brass, that he was somebody
altogether different. He had been known to do it repeatedly. The thing
was notorious.
If he was Twickenham, nothing was more probable than that he should
assert the contrary. It was part of his crack-brainedness. I ought to
have taken that for granted from the first. His voice and manner were
the two chief points on which he differed from my recollections of
Leonard. They could be simulated. The man had always been an actor.
Still, I could scarcely force the man to claim his peerage. Little
would be gained by my proclaiming, 'Behold, the Marquis of
Twickenham!' if he himself declared that he was nothing of the kind.
The onus of proof would rest on me. The cost of it! And what profit
would accrue even from success?
However, I was not altogether at the end of my resources. I was too
near drowning not to clutch at every straw which offered. I believed I
saw something very like a plank. If the man was not available in one
way he might be in another. Even if he was Twickenham, I fancied that
I had hit upon just the sort of devil's trick which would appeal to
his madman's sense of humour. If he would only keep his appointment in
the morning. There was the rub. That night I blamed myself a hundred
times for allowing him to pass out of my sight. It was long odds
against my seeing him again.
Yet if there had been a taker, and I had laid the odds, I should have
lost. The man was on the spot to time.
It was before the appointed time when I alighted from a hansom outside
the York Hotel. The place seemed more of a tavern than an hotel, but
there was an hotel entrance. Into this I walked. Behind the swing
doors stood a person apparently in authority.
'Can I see Mr. Montagu Babbacombe?'
I expected him to say that no such person was known in that
establishment. Instead of that he answered my question with another.
'What name?'
'John Smith?'
He addressed a waiter.
'Show this gentleman in to Mr. Babbacombe.'
I was shown in to Mr. Babbacombe. The 'Sleeping Man' was taking his
ease in what I took to be a private sitting-room. That is, he reclined
on a couch. On a small table at his side was a bottle of whisky and a
tumbler. On a larger table, where it was well out of his reach, was a
bottle of water--full. He was smoking what I knew by its perfume to be
a good cigar. He was dressed in a suit of dark grey, which not only
seemed to be a good fit, but to be well cut. He wore a high collar,
and a white Jarvey tie, in which was thrust a diamond pin. He looked
as if he had something to do with horses. He also looked as if he was
Twickenham. If he was not--then, as the phrase goes, I was prepared to
eat my hat.
He paid not the slightest heed to my entrance, but, without even a
movement of his head, continued in the enjoyment of his cigar. I was
angered by his air of perfect calmness. The impudence of the thing!
'May I ask what you mean by your extraordinary
behaviour--extraordinary even for you? Do you take me for an utter
fool?'
'Name of Smith?'
'Name be hanged! Do you suppose that I don't know you?--that I
couldn't bring a hundred persons into this room who'd know you on the
instant?'
'Bring two.'
'What do you propose to gain?'
'That's it.'
'Why do you conceal your identity?'
'I'm wondering.'
'If I bring the landlord into this room and tell him who you are, will
you venture to deny it?'
'Depends on who I am.'
'I believe you're a criminal lunatic.'
'The same to you. And many of 'em.'
He sipped at his glass. He filled me with such rage--which was, after
all, unreasonable rage--that I was unwilling to trust myself to speak.
My impulse was to seize him by the scuff of his neck and drag him home
with me, and show him to them all; when the question of his identity
would be settled on the spot. However, I remembered in time that that
was not the purpose which had brought me there. My intention was a
very different one; and I proposed to carry it out. That is, if his
humour fitted mine.
'Have you ever heard of the Marquis of Twickenham?'
'The Marquis of Twickenham?' Leaning back, he stroked his chin with a
gesture which so vividly recalled a favourite trick of Leonard's that
I could have struck him for thinking that I could be fooled so easily.
'Might.'
'Are you aware that in appearance you resemble him?'
'Good-looking chap.'
'He was a poor devil last night.'
'Extremes meet.'
'I am actuated in what I am going to say by your own eccentric
behaviour. I need not tell you that I should not say anything of the
kind were you to act like a reasonable being. But since, beyond the
shadow of a doubt, you are partly mad, I am going to take it for
granted that you are wholly mad. I make this preliminary observation
because I want us to understand each other.'
'You take some understanding.'
'So do you. Are we private here?'
'You might look under the couch. I don't know that there's a
cupboard.'
'I won't ask if I can trust you, because I know I can't.'
'Let's begin as we mean to go on.'
'Therefore, I will tell you at once that you can make what use you
like of what I am about to say to you. Things have reached a point
which finds me indifferent. Besides, talking's a game at which two can
play.'
'That's so.'
'I said to you last night that I wished to see you this morning on a
matter of importance.'
'Doesn't it strike you, Mr.--Smith, that you take some time in getting
there?'
'I take my own time.'
'You do. And mine. Perhaps you're engaging a room in this hotel.'
'You've done some curious things, Mr.--Babbacombe.'
'That's my name. The same as yours is Smith.'
'Perhaps you're willing to do another.'
'For money.'
'Are you willing to die?'
'My hair?'
'I'll put the question in another way.'
'I would. It might sound better.'
'From what I have seen of you during the last few days I believe that
you are capable of feigning death.'
'I'm capable of feigning a good many things?'
'I believe it. Among them you are capable of feigning this particular
thing.'
'Explain.'
'You can so simulate death that no one can tell you from a dead man.'
'I can.'
'Not even a doctor?'
'Nary one.'
'I presume, therefore, that you can simulate the act of dying.'
'It's no presumption.'
'You can, that is, in the presence of other persons, and even of a
medical man, pretend to die with such fidelity to nature that a doctor
in attendance would not hesitate to grant a certificate of death.'
'You bet.'
'Will you do it?'
'Kid to die?'
'Exactly.'
'What for?'
'A thousand pounds.'
'A thousand pounds!'
He repeated my words in such a tone that again doubts passed through
my mind. If he was Twickenham it was impossible that such an amount
could have the attraction for him which his tone suggested. It was a
drop in the ocean compared to the sums which were waiting ready to his
hand. Somehow, although not a muscle of his countenance moved, I felt
convinced that the figures did appeal to him; and that strongly. If
such was the case, then the thing was beyond my comprehension.
'A thousand pounds is not a trifle.'
My trite observation went unanswered. He continued to puff at his
cigar, as if reflecting. I, on my part, stood and watched. Presently
he spoke, examining, as he did so, the ash of his cigar with every
appearance of interest.
'I'm to ask no question?'
'Of what kind?'
'As, for instance, what's the lay?'
'I don't altogether follow.'
'I dare say you get near enough. Who'll I be when I'm dying--and
dead?'
'Don't you know?'
'I'm asking.'
I hesitated.
'The Marquis of Twickenham.'
I kept my eyes upon his face; as, indeed, I had done since I came into
the room. He did not change countenance in the least.
'It's a bold game you're playing.'
'Your part of it'll require courage.'
'But the risk'll be yours. Suppose, in the middle of the show I quit
dying, and make a little remark to the effect that my name's
Babbacombe; that I'm no Marquis, and that I was put up to this by a
man named Smith. You'd look funny.'
'We should both of us be in rather an amusing situation.'
'You've--face.'
'You also.'
'Will I be supposed to make any remark when I'm dying--any last
farewells, or any of that kind of thing?'
'You might express contrition for a wasted life.'
'Yours?--or mine? A bit of yours has been wasted; especially
lately--eh? A lot of time seems to waste when you're waiting for dead
men's shoes.'
'It's for you to see that I don't have to wait much longer.'
He was silent again. Again he regarded his cigar. A curious smile
parted his thin, colourless lips. 'I'm to be the Marquis of
Twickenham?'
'You are.'
'Because I'm so like him?'
'Exactly.'
'As the Marquis of Twickenham I'm to die?'
'That's the idea.'
'And be buried?'
'Doesn't that follow?'
'I'm to be buried?'
'Can you see any way out of it?'
'Several.'
'For instance?'
'Sitting up while they're settling me in the coffin, and remarking
that I think I'd like a larger size. That would be one way.'
'Which would render the whole thing null and void.'
'Then are you suggesting that I should be buried--regular, downright
buried?--nailed up, put in a hole, and all?'
'You would not be put in a hole, but in the family vault.'
'And how long would I stay there?'
I smiled. He perceived my amusement.
'Mr. Smith, you're the kind of man I admire.'
'I hope to continue to merit your admiration.'
'That dying's off.'
'Why? What I said about the family vault was but a jest.'
'A sepulchral one.'
'It might be necessary, perhaps, to put you in a coffin, but, before
the arrival of the undertaker's men, I would come; you would get out,
and between us we'd fasten down the lid upon the empty box.'
'A kind of sort of game of cut it fine. And what do you suppose I'd be
thinking of, while I was waiting inside that handsome piece of funeral
furniture for you to come?'
'Of the thousand pounds which would so soon be yours.'
He seemed to reflect once more; the smile returning to the attenuated,
cruel, shifty lips which had always been one of Twickenham's most
unpleasant features.
'That dying will come off. As you observed, a thousand pounds is not a
trifle. I've given a show for less. I suppose the money's safe?'
'It is. When will you--die?'
'That's it. I'm engaged almost right along. It'll have to be soon.
What do you say to to-morrow?'
'To-morrow?'
The imminence of the thing startled me. I had not expected to be taken
up so readily. Nor had I been prepared for the appointment of so early
a date. And yet, why not? It was just one of those things of which one
might truly say that ''twere well done if 'twere done quickly.'
He put my thoughts into words.
'What's wrong with to-morrow? Haven't you about done wasting time
enough? Why not then as soon as next week?'
'Let me understand. Would you propose to die to-morrow?'
'I'd propose to begin. This show's got to be worked artistic. I can't
drop down dead as if I'd had a fit. Maybe some keen-nosed relative
might start sniffing. Might want a coroner's inquest or something of
that. Holy Paul! Where'd I be if they started a post mortem? I'd have
to quit being dead so that I could start explaining. This job'll have
to be done in a workmanlike manner; my professional reputation is at
stake. To-morrow I begin by sending you a message.'
'A message?--of what nature?'
'Why, I go to an hotel, just well enough not to be refused admission,
and ill enough to take to my bed directly I'm inside. If they turn
shirty, and remark that that hotel is not a hospital, I'll tell them
that I'm the Marquis of Twickenham. I shan't choose too swell a place,
so that they may be proud of having the Marquis of Twickenham on the
premises, if it's only to die there. There'll be a pretty bill for the
estate to pay: because a funeral at an hotel comes dear. Then I send
you a message: a note, say--"Dear Smith"----'
'Don't call me Smith.'
'No? Then what'll I call you? Brown?'
'I suppose this introducing myself is part of the farce. If you do
write such a note, call me Douglas.'
'That's all?'
'My name is Douglas Howarth. You are sure you have never heard that
name before?'
'Might have. I'll say, "Dear Douglas Howarth, I have returned to die.
Come and smooth my pillow at the end. So that I may die grasping
friendship's hand. Your long lost Twickenham."'
'A note of that kind would hardly be in keeping with the supposed
writer's well-known character.'
'No? Then what price this? "Dear Doug, I'm dying. If you have a moment
to spare you might look in. Twick."'
'That's better. Oddly enough he used to call me "Doug," and sign
himself "Twick."'
'That's so? Why shouldn't he have done? You hurry to my suffering
side, bringing with you five hundred pounds in notes, which you slip
into my clammy palm.'
'I should prefer to give you the thousand pounds afterwards.'
'I shouldn't. Half first, then the rest. If you don't bring five
hundred when you come--I'll recover.'
This was spoken with an accent which suggested varied possibilities.
Before I left the York Hotel the whole business was cut and dried.
From one point of view my success was altogether beyond my
anticipations. Yet I was not feeling quite at my ease. There was a
diabolical fertility of invention about the man which recalled
Twickenham each moment more and more. The whole spirit with which the
idea was taken up reminded me of him. He planned everything; filled in
all the details, arranged, so far as I could see, for every
eventuality. I was conscious, all the while, that the scheme was
entirely after the man's heart. Its daring; the brazen impudence which
would be required to successfully carry it out; entire absence of
anything approaching nervousness; complete callousness;--these were
the requisites which Mr. Montagu Babbacombe possessed in a degree
which would have seemed unique had they not reminded me forcibly of
somebody else. The whimsical character of the feat he was about to
attempt just fitted in with his humour, as I had foreseen.
'You know, Mr. Smith--I beg your pardon--Mr. Howarth--I shall play
this game for all I'm worth: right to the limit. All I'm wondering is
if it shall be a lingering death-bed, punctuated with bursts of agony,
or a foreshadowing of the perfect peace that'll soon be coming. How
long will I take in dying?'
'I should suggest not too long.'
'You would suggest that. Am I to do much talking?'
'As little as you possibly can.'
'Then it's not to be a story-book death-bed, with me shedding
forgiveness on all those I've parted from?'
'I think not.'
'That's hard on me. I suppose I may draw a few tears from those who,
in silence, stand sorrowing round?'
'Not too many.'
'Perhaps you're right. I'm a whale on tears. If I once started on the
handle I might pump the well right dry. There's one remark I'd like to
make, Mr. Howarth, before we part.'
'That is?'
'It's this. That I'm calculating on agitating your bosom, sir. When
you see me lying there, stricken down in the prime of my life and
manly beauty, you'll think of the days, so near and yet so far,
when we used to play together in my mother's old backyard.
Naturally your feelings will be moved, and you'll do a howl; no silent
weep, but a regular screech; to the extent of damping at least two
pocket-handkerchiefs. If you don't, I'll be hurt: and when I'm hurt
I've an unfortunate habit of saying so. How'll you like it if, just as
I'm running down for ever, and yours is the only dry eye in the room,
I look up with the observation, "Mr. Howarth, how about that grief of
yours?"'
It was remarks of this kind which filled me with a vague sense of
disquiet as to the kind of proceedings which Mr. Babbacombe might be
meditating. However I comforted myself with the reflection--if comfort
it could be called--that whatever happened, or in what spirit soever
he might choose to comport himself, things could hardly be worse than
they were.
CHAPTER VI
A MESSAGE FROM THE MARQUIS
The 'message' came on the Monday as I was at lunch. Violet and I were
alone together. I had spent the morning in doing two things--getting
the five hundred pounds which would keep Mr. Montagu Babbacombe from a
premature recovery, and putting my papers in order. I hardly know
which I found the more difficult.
I had to lie to get the money. I had reached such a stage in my
resources that to have told the truth would have been a fatal bar. I
could hardly say that I shortly expected to receive news of the
Marquis of Twickenham's death. That would have been to occasion
inquiries of, under the circumstances, a highly inconvenient nature.
Besides, after all, Mr. Babbacombe might play me false. That was
always more than possible. So I manufactured another tale instead. By
dint of it, I succeeded, with great difficulty, and on the most
outrageous terms, in extracting another five hundred out of Abrams. I
wanted him to make it six; for this was likely to be an occasion on
which a little spare cash might come in useful: but the brute
declined.
There was not much time, when I returned from Abrams, to look into my
papers. Yet it was essential that, at the earliest possible moment, I
should have some notion of how I stood. To be frank, for some time
past I had shirked inquiry; having only too good reason to feel
convinced that if a statement of my financial position was made out it
would be clearly shown that I had been insolvent for longer than I
cared to think. In such a case it had seemed to me that at any rate
partial ignorance was bliss. That this was cowardice, and, possibly,
something worse, I was aware. In desperate positions one does curious
things. I was just able to arrive at a glimmering of the fact that
unless, in Mr. Micawber's phrase, something 'turned up' soon, worse
than pecuniary ruin was in store for me, when lunch was served. At
lunch the news that something was likely to 'turn up' came.
Violet was not in the best of spirits. I learned that Lady Desmond, on
her part, had not been allowing the grass to grow under her feet. She
had been paying the child a visit. Vi did not admit it at once, but
when I taxed her with her obvious discomposure--having reasons of my
own for wishing to know what was at the back of it--she let it out. It
seemed that the old lady had said some very frank things--in the way
old ladies can. Vi had suffered; was suffering still. She had arrived
at a decision, with which she had sped the parting guest.
'I am quite resolved that--unless something happens which will not
happen--all shall be over between Reggie and myself. I will not have
such things said to me. I am going to write a formal note to say that
I will not see him again: and you must take me away somewhere so that
he cannot see me.'
'Take you away?'
I perceived that Lady Desmond had been very plain.
'Abroad; to some place as far off as you possibly can. She says that
the Marquis of Twickenham is alive; and as you say so too----'
'Violet!'
'I say that the best thing you can do is to emigrate, at once. I'll
keep house for you until you are in a position to offer Edith a home.'
'You march.'
'If you had heard Lady Desmond you would be of opinion that it is
necessary I should. It seems to me that both Reggie and you are
wasting your lives--not in pursuit of a chimera, but waiting till a
chimera comes to you.'
'Is that Lady Desmond?'
'Lady Desmond said nothing half so civil; either of you or me. She
is--she's a nice old lady.'
Vi pressed her lips together. There was a red spot on either cheek.
Unless I err she had been crying. The reflection that that ancient
female had been castigating the child with her vitriolic tongue made
me tingle. While I was considering if it was advisable to say
anything, and, if so, what, Bartlett entered with a note.
'The messenger doesn't know if there's an answer, sir.'
I knew from whom it came before I touched the envelope; though I had
not expected that it would arrive so soon. It reached me when I was
just in the mood for such an adventure.
It was addressed 'The Hon. Douglas Howarth.--If not at home please
forward at once.' On the flap was stamped in red letters, 'Cortin's
Hotel. Norfolk Street, Strand.' I opened it with fingers which were
perhaps a little tremulous. The crisis in my life had come; the tide
which might land me--where? The note was written in a hand which I did
not recognise as Twickenham's, possibly because it straggled up and
down in an erratic fashion, which was not out of keeping with the
character of an invalid; but then, unfortunately for himself, Leonard
had always been an adept with the pen. The wording was altogether
dissimilar to anything which Mr. Babbacombe had suggested yesterday.
'Dear Doug.--
'The Devil's got me by the throat, and if you want to enjoy my
struggles before he's dragged me down, you'll have to look in soon.
I'll be dead before this time to-morrow. D---- all the lot of you!
This is a filthy pen. Twick.' I felt my heart stop beating.
Because, although it was not the kind of intimation I had expected to
receive, it was the man himself who spoke to me from off the sheet of
paper. The last time I saw Twickenham, more than fifteen years ago,
when it was known that he had done the thing for which the law
could--and would--make him pay heavy toll, as he was about to fly from
its pursuit, he had said to me, on my hazarding an inquiry as to when
we might meet once more.
'You'll never see me again before the Devil has me by the throat, and
you come to enjoy my struggles before he drags me down. D---- all the
lot of you!'
That was the very last thing he did--to curse his friends. Then he
slammed out of the room, while his words were still ringing in my
ears. I made a note of them before he had been gone ten minutes. I had
offered to give him a helping hand, though he had deserved from me
nothing of the kind; and I felt that it was only due to myself that I
should set on record the fashion in which he had received my advances.
I had that memorandum in my possession still. I had only referred to
it on returning home after my first encounter with Mr. Babbacombe. And
now here were almost the identical words staring up at me from the
written sheet. It settled, once and for all, the question as to the
identity of the person from whom that note had come, though it opened
a still wider question as to what was the game which the man was
playing, into whose toils I was being allured by labyrinthine yet
seemingly inevitable ways.
Vi perceived by my demeanour that something unusual had happened.
'What is it?' she asked.
'Bartlett, you can go. Tell the messenger to wait.'
The man went. I could not have attempted an explanation while he was
in the room. When he was gone my tongue still faltered. I re-read the
words which, while they convinced me utterly, set me doubting all the
more. Vi, watching me, repeated her inquiry.
'What is wrong, Douglas? Why do you look so strange?'
I handed her the note. Rapid consideration seemed to show that was the
shortest and the safest way. She read it with an obvious want of
comprehension.
'What an extraordinary communication. What does it mean? From whom has
it come?'
'It's from Twickenham.'
'Douglas!'
She dropped her hands, note and all, on to her knee.
'To me it's like a voice from the grave. The words with which he bade
me farewell are almost the identical ones with which he bids me come
to him again.'
'Then it was he you saw?'
'Apparently.'
'And what does this mean?'
'It seems that he is ill.'
'Ill?' She referred to the note. 'He says that the Devil's got him by
the throat. I shouldn't wonder. I believe, for my part, that there
always is a time when that person comes to claim his own. You can't go
on being wicked with impunity for ever. And that--he'll be dead
to-morrow. Douglas, he says that he'll be dead before this time
to-morrow.'
'So he says.'
'But--if he should be?'
I knew the thought which was in her mind; though I kept my eyes from
off her face. I was conscious of an unusual contraction of the muscles
about the region of the heart. What was this evil with which I was
trafficking? She turned herself inside out, with a sublime
unconsciousness of the troubled waters which I felt that I was
entering.
'I'll be able to marry Reggie; and you may marry Edith. So that I
needn't write to him. Why, Douglas, this bad man's death will usher in
a peal of wedding bells. It ought to ease his final moments to know
that he'll do so much good by dying.'
It galled me to hear her talk in such a strain. True, she had learnt
it from me; but, just then, that made it none the better.
'Don't you think you're a trifle premature in marrying, and giving in
marriage? He's not dead yet.'
'No, but he will be. I feel that he will be soon. You'll find that for
once he's told the truth.'
'However that may be, I wish you wouldn't speak like that. It sounds a
little inhuman. As if you anxiously anticipated his entering the fires
of hell to enable you to enjoy the bliss of heaven.'
She looked up at me with a naïve surprise.
'Douglas, what ever do you mean by that? Haven't you always counted on
his death? And isn't he a wicked man?'
'Decency suggests that we should feign some sorrow even if we feel it
not.'
'It suggests to me nothing of the kind. The moment the Marquis of
Twickenham's death is announced I shall rejoice--for Reggie's sake,
and yours.'
'I see. And not at all for your own?'
'Also a little for my own. And Edith. For all our sakes, indeed.' I
had taken up my position before the fireplace: she planted herself in
front of me. 'Douglas, what has come to you upon a sudden? Here's the
news for which you have been waiting arrived at last, and you look as
black as black can be, and speak so crossly that I hardly know you for
yourself.'
'You arrive too rapidly at your conclusions. I have grown so weary of
expecting what never comes that my sense of anticipation's dulled. The
man's not died these fifteen years; why should he die now?'
'Because he says he's going to: and I tell you that, this time, what
he says he means.'
Turning aside, I looked down at the flaming coals. Her words and
manner jarred on me alike.
'I don't like to think, and I don't like to know you think that, for
us, the only hope of life is--death.'
'Douglas, what is the mood that's on you? Don't you want the man to
die?'
Asked thus bluntly, I found myself hard put to it for an answer. After
all, it was doubtful if I was not sorry that I had set out on this
adventure. Never before had I felt myself so out of harmony with what
was in my sister's heart. Obviously the riddle of my mood was beyond
her finding out. She gave a little twirl of her skirts, as if
dismissing from her mind all efforts to understand me.
'My dear Douglas, you are so mysterious, and so unexpectedly--shall I
say, didactic! You do intend to be didactic, don't you, dear?--that
you must excuse my calling your attention to the fact that the person
who brought this note still waits.'
I rang the bell. Bartlett appeared.
'Tell the person who brought this letter that the answer is: "I am
coming at once."'
When the servant had vanished, Violet eyed me with a quizzical smile.
'So you are going. I hope that the Marquis of Twickenham has
exaggerated the gravity of his condition, and that on your arrival you
will find him in the enjoyment of perfect health. Is that the kind of
observation you think I ought to make?'
'It's quite possible,' I retorted, 'that I shan't find the Marquis of
Twickenham at all.'
With that I left her. As I journeyed Strandwards I discussed within
myself the possibility. Such was the conflict of my emotions that when
the cab was about to turn off the Embankment into Norfolk Street I
bade the driver go a little farther on before taking me to my
destination. I knew that from the moment in which I set foot in the
building, which Mr. Babbacombe had chosen for the exhibition of his
uncanny gifts, I was committed to a course of action which, I was
beginning to realise more clearly every moment, might lead I knew not
whither. I might have been the first to pull the strings, but the
figure once set in motion, if I was not careful, might have me at its
mercy for ever and a day.
'I'll put a stop to the gruesome farce at its very opening. I'll tell
the fellow that I'll have nothing to do with his hideous deception. If
I become the accomplice of such a fiend as he is, my latter state will
be worse than my first.'
With the determination strong upon me to be quit of the man and his
misdeeds, I alighted at the door of Cortin's Hotel.
'Is the Marquis of Twickenham here?'
I put the question to a female who advanced towards me as I crossed
the threshold. Apparently the establishment had not attained to the
dignity of a hall porter.
'The Honourable Douglas Howarth?' I admitted that I was known by that
name. 'His lordship expected to see you before, sir?'
The woman's tone conveyed a reproach which I resented. Evidently to
her the Marquis of Twickenham was a person in authority before whom
all men should bow. Besides, I could hardly have come more quickly
than I had done. As I was being conducted to his apartment I told
myself that I would address his lordship in a fashion for which he
probably was unprepared.
The surprise, however, was on my side. I had expected to find the man
alone. No one had breathed so much as a hint that any one was with
him. When I entered the room, however, I found a person bending over
the bed, whom it did not require much discernment to infer was a
doctor. A voice, which I did not recognise as Mr. Montagu
Babbacombe's, issued from beneath the sheets.
'Who's that?--Who's that come in?'
The waiter announced my name and style, as if introducing me to an
assembled company.
'The Honourable Douglas Howarth.'
'Doug--! Is that you, Doug? D----n you! I thought you'd come!'
I advanced towards the bed. The doctor bowed. He was a young man,
probably not much over thirty, with a frank, open face, which
suggested rather a pleasant disposition than commanding talents. In
the bed was Babbacombe--or Twickenham--whichever he chose to call
himself. But what a change had taken place in his appearance since
yesterday! So complete was the alteration that I was half inclined to
suspect that a trick was being played on me, rather than on the rest
of the world.
If this was not a sick man then surely I had never seen one. On his
face there was the--I was about to write--unmistakable look of the
being from whom the sands of life are slipping fast. This was a
complete wreck; the husk of a man; a creature for whom, so far as this
life was concerned, all things were at an end. The cheeks were hollow;
the eyes dim; the jaw had an uncomfortable trick of gaping open, as if
the mechanism which controlled it was a little out of order. One arm
was out of bed. The hand was attenuated, so as to seem nothing but
skin and bone. It had that clammy look, which one would suppose
incapable of imitation, which suggests physical decay. If this man was
not in the last stage of a mortal illness, then he was a master of
arts which are not accounted holy. Entirely without intention I stood
before him, oppressed by a feeling of half reverence, half awe, of
which, I take it, most of us are conscious when we find ourselves in
the presence of the coming king.
He spoke in a croaking, hoarse voice, which I certainly did not
recognise as Mr. Montagu Babbacombe's.
'Doug, he's got me by the throat, and I'm fighting him; but he'll win,
he'll win. The doctor'll tell you he'll win.'
I was at a loss what to say or do. The reality of the sham, if it was
a sham, affected me in a way for which I was unprepared. The doctor,
perceiving something of my dilemma, whispered in my ear:
'He's in a bad way. Are you a friend of his?'
The sick man's ears were keener than the speaker had supposed. He
answered for me.
'A friend? Oh, yes, he's a friend of mine, Doug's a friend. Doctor,
take yourself away. I want to speak to my friend.'
Whether he was influenced by the bluntness of the dismissal, I could
not say; but the doctor prepared to go.
'I will send you some medicine which will ease those pains of which
you speak.'
'Curse your medicine!'
'You mustn't talk too much. Rest and composure are what you
principally need.'
'Confound your composure!' With a violent effort the man in the bed
raised himself to a sitting posture. 'What do I want to be composed
for when there's so little time to talk? There'll be all eternity to
be silent in.'
As he gripped the coverlet with his cadaverous hands, blinking at us
with his sightless eyes, he did not offer an agreeable spectacle. He
trembled so from the exertion of the effort he had made that it was
not surprising to see him, collapsing like a pack of cards, fall in a
heap half in, half out of bed. With quick professional hands the
doctor straightened him out. He eyed him when he had finished. The
figure in the bed lay perfectly still.
'He's exhausted himself; but he'll be all right when he recovers. Can
I speak to you outside before I go?' I went with him outside the
bedroom door. 'Are you a relative of his?'
'I am not.'
'If he has any relatives they should be sent for at once, if they wish
to see him alive. It is quite possible that he will not live over
to-day.'
'What is the matter with him?'
'It's a case of general collapse; all the vital organs are weak. He
seems to have lived a hard and irregular life on top of an originally
poor constitution. I hope you don't mind my speaking frankly.'
'Not at all. I believe you are right. I have not seen him myself for
fifteen years. We all thought he was dead.'
'He will be soon. He's consumed by fever; his lungs are affected;
there's practically no pulse, and scarcely any motion of the heart.
The whole machine's run down. As you see for yourself, he's nothing
but skin and bone. But it's from the heart we have most to fear. If
you allow him to excite himself there may be an instant stoppage.'
'Do you think we'd better have further advice?'
'That's as you please. I myself should welcome it. And it might be
more satisfactory to every one concerned. But I don't think you'll
find that anything can be done. Here's my card.' He handed me one;
from which it appeared that he was Mr. Robert White, M.R.C.S.,
L.R.C.P., of 93 Craven Street, W.C. 'I'll look in again as soon as I
can; and then, perhaps, a consultation may be arranged. But if any of
his relatives wish to see him, if I were you I should lose no time in
letting them know the state that he is in.'
He went. As I examined his card I said to myself.
'There seems no doubt that it will not be difficult to obtain a
certificate of the Marquis of Twickenham's death from him. I wonder if
Mr. Robert White is a friend of Mr. Montagu Babbacombe.'
Opening the door, I re-entered the room.
CHAPTER VII
MR. FOSTER INTERRUPTS
All was still. The figure in the bed continued motionless. I walked up
to the bed. Whether conscious or not of my presence, he gave no sign
of movement.
'Mr. Babbacombe,' I spoke a little louder. 'Mr. Babbacombe.' No
answer. 'Don't you think this acting is a little overdone? Your friend
Dr. White has gone. I'm all alone.'
Still not an indication to show that the man yet lived. Against my
better judgment I began to feel uneasy. He lay so very motionless.
'Mr. Babbacombe!--Twickenham!--What are you afraid of? Don't you hear
me, man?'
I touched him with my hand. He made no movement in response. For a
second I was in danger of making an ass of myself. Could the man have
carried the farce too far, and was he really dead? I all but rushed
from the room, or to the bell, or somewhere, to give the alarm. Then I
felt him shiver beneath my touch. I do not think that I was ever more
conscious of relief than when I felt his quivering flesh. For the
moment I actually imagined that I had murdered him.
The movement was but a quiver, dying away as soon as it came. I
expected him, at the very least, to turn and open his eyes. But he did
nothing of the kind. My impatience returned.
'Twickenham!' I thought it safer to address him by that name. Walls
have ears; especially, I fancy, in hotels. 'Twickenham! Confound it,
man, are you playing the fool with me again?'
No response. Concluding that this was a game which the gentleman
before me intended to play in his own fashion, I awaited the issue of
events. If he thought it necessary to keep up his character of dying
man, and practise the lights and shadows of the rôle with me as
audience, it was out of my power to prevent him. Yet as I watched how,
bit by bit, he seemed to return to life; how long the process lasted;
and how small the amount of vitality which he returned to seemed to
be; I found myself in the curious position of being unable to decide
where the sham began and the reality ended. Turning on to his back,
apparently with difficulty, he gazed up with what was an astonishingly
good imitation of an unseeing gaze.
'Well? As the street boys have it, I hope you'll know me when you see
me again. You do it uncommonly well. The only comment I have to make,
if you'll excuse my making it, is that you do it too well.'
What seemed a glimmer of consciousness stole over his skeleton
countenance. It lighted up.
'Doug!' he said.
Mr. Babbacombe had not struck me as being corpulent, but it mystified
me to think what he had done with the balance of his flesh within the
twenty-four hours since I had seen him last. He looked as if he had
lost stones; suggesting the possession of a secret for which certain
jockeys of my acquaintance would give him all they possess. The voice
was excellent: cracked and broken, like that of a man whose physical
force is nearly spent.
'Would you mind calling me Mr. Howarth when we are alone?'
'Call you--what? See you----. Might as well ask you--call me--Marquis
of Twickenham.'
'I am quite willing, when we are in private, to call you Mr.
Babbacombe.'
'Call me--what? Mr.--Doug, you're drunk.'
'As usual, you credit me with a condition of mental imbecility for
which no degree of drunkenness of which I ever heard could adequately
account.'
'What--you talking about? Doug, I'm pretty bad.'
'You seem to be. I've brought the five hundred pounds which you
stipulated I should bring if you were not to recover.'
'Five hundred pounds? Doug, I haven't seen that amount of money--Lord
knows when.'
'No? Then you shall see it now. Here it is--fifty tens. I thought you
would prefer to have the notes all small.'
I placed them between the wasted fingers, which still remained outside
the coverlet. They just closed on them, but that was all. His eyes
closed too.
'Too late.'
'Too late? What do you mean?'
'What's the use--money to me now.'
'You can have it buried with you.'
'Yes--I can. Doug, why do you speak like that?'
'Mr. Babbacombe, might I ask you not to be so thorough?'
An expression of surprise lighted up his features.
'He's wandering.'
'I did not gather, from our conversation yesterday, that it was part
of your scheme to pretend to be dying even when we were alone.'
The expression of surprise had grown in intensity.
'Doug!'
'My good man, please don't look at me like that. And do not call me
"Doug." Even if you were the person, and in the condition, you pretend
to be, I should resent hearing the word come from your lips each
second.'
'He's mad!'
It was said with a little gasp, in the most natural way in the
world. Reclosing his eyes, if I could believe the evidence of my
senses--which, in his case, I doubted if I was entitled to--he dozed.
I began to understand that Mr. Montagu Babbacombe was even more of an
artist than I had given him credit for. As I stood watching, with
curious interest, the perfection with which he simulated a sick man's
slumber, I asked myself if, after all, he might not be right, and I
wrong. If he chose to continue the performance even when the necessity
for acting was removed, why should he not? It might tend to simplify
the situation. At least, it would do no harm. If he declined to allow
even me to see the mask slipped a little from his face, I had
certainly no reason to complain. Later on I could say, with perfect
truth, that, so far as I was able to see, he never rallied from the
moment I saw him first. Situated as I was likely to be, it would be a
comfort to be able to say something that was true.
The misfortune was, that I was not, myself, by any means such an
artist as Mr. Babbacombe. I might be able, when in the public eye, to
deceive with an air of passable candour, but in private I fell short.
I had heard of men who lied with such consistency that, in the end,
they deceived themselves. I had not got so far as that. Mr.
Babbacombe, it seemed, could play a part so well that he actually was,
for the time, the character he feigned to be. With me it was
otherwise. I had not yet grown to love deception for deception's
sake, as the man in front of me--whether he was Babbacombe or
Twickenham--seemed to do. It filled me with an illogical sense of rage
to perceive how, in this matter, he took it for granted that his point
of view would--or should--necessarily be mine. He liked to keep on
stealing all the time; I preferred, in private, to pretend that I was
an honest man.
However, it certainly was true that the strain of the impersonation
lay on him. If he did not choose to allow himself a moment's
relaxation, I had no cause to grumble. I had agreed with him that he
should carry out a certain piece of deception. I could hardly complain
if he carried out his part of the bargain so well that he was actually
in danger of deceiving me.
Only I did wish that he would own up, for a moment, what a rogue he
was. Such was my state of nervous tension that, to me, such an
admission would have come as a positive relief. I was willing to admit
that I was a humbug--between ourselves. Why should he not be willing
to do the same? It would have come as a sort of salve to my sense of
self-esteem.
Instead, he persisted in that doze--which I was convinced was
make-believe. As one might watch a conjuror perform his tricks in the
privacy of one's own apartment, with a feeling of resentment that he
should allow no hint to escape him as to how they're done, so I
observed the man in the bed pretend--even to me!--to do the things
which I had the best of reasons for knowing he was not really doing. I
should like to have constrained him to confession, to have taken him
by the shoulders and treated him to a good shaking, so that both the
sleep and sickness might have been shaken clean out of him, and he
would have had to admit his mummery.
I believe that if I had remained alone with him much longer I should
have done it. My fingers itched to handle him. Just, however, as I was
about to take him in my grip, the door opened and some one else came
in. It was perhaps just as well, if the game was to be played out,
that I was not detected in the act of committing an apparently brutal
and unprovoked assault upon the seeming sufferer. Some sort of
explanation would have had to be made: I should have had to compel the
patient to admit his fraud to save my character. Otherwise my action
might have been construed as an attempt to murder at the very least.
The new comer was Reggie. His appearance on the scene I had not
expected so soon: nor desired. It had been my intention to coach the
patient in certain details of his family history--supposing such
coaching to be necessary. It would hardly do for him to be visited by
relatives of whom he had never heard. This he had prevented my doing
by his determination to act the rôle of dying man up to the hilt.
Reggie explained what had brought him. He held out the note which had
brought me; which I now remembered I had left with Violet.
'Vi has sent me this? what does it mean?'
I moved towards him, glancing towards the sick man, who still feigned
slumber. I had hoped to give him a warning look; but the persistence
with which he kept his eyes closed rendered my effort futile.
'It means what it says.' I spoke in a tolerably loud tone of voice,
hoping that the sleeper would have sense enough to pick up such cues
as I might give him. 'Your brother, my dear Reggie, is here--ill in
bed.'
'Good gracious!' Reggie's face expressed a variety of emotions. He
glanced from me to the bed; from the bed to me. He dropped his voice.
'Is he--is he really bad?'
'About as bad as he can be. The doctor is of opinion that he may
expire at any moment.'
The tone in which I said this--for Mr. Babbacombe's
instruction--seemed to strike Reggie as peculiar.
'Is he--asleep?'
'He seems to have just dropped off.' Reggie moved closer to the bed. I
went with him. He regarded the sleeper with looks of curiosity.
'He looks frightfully queer.'
'He can hardly look queerer, and live.'
'I suppose it is Twickenham?'
'Don't you recognise him?'
He shook his head.
'I was only a kid when he went. I've told you lots of times that I
don't seem to have the least recollection of what he was like. I
didn't think he was so old.'
'He's crowded threescore years and ten into the life he's lived, and
more. Besides, sickness has aged him.'
'Is he conscious?'
'Now? He's asleep.'
'I mean when he's awake.
'He was conscious when I saw him first; that is, after a fashion of
his own.'
'Is he--' He stopped. I saw that a thought was passing through his
mind to which he hesitated to give utterance. Presently it came. 'Is
he conscious enough to make a will?'
The question took me aback. It suggested an eventuality for which I
had made no sort of preparation. If Mr. Montagu Babbacombe took it
into his head to let himself go in a 'last will and testament,' I
should be in a fix. I arrived at an instant determination.
'I should say not. Any will he might make in his present condition
would not be worth the paper it was written on. Of that I am sure.'
I meant Mr. Babbacombe to take the hint. I hoped he would, though I
had rather Reggie had not put the question. The young gentleman
startled me with another remark which was equally unexpected and
undesired.
'I sent in word to old Foster as I came along.'
'You did what?'
My tone expressed not only unmitigated surprise, but also something so
closely approaching to dismay, that in turn I startled him.
'What's wrong? Didn't you want me to tell him? He'll have to know.'
'That's true.' A moment's consideration showed me that it was. 'At the
same time, I would rather you had consulted me before communicating
with him. What did you say?'
'That Twickenham was dying at Cortin's Hotel, and that I was hurrying
to him.'
'Then if you told him that, it won't be long before he's here too.'
'I don't suppose it will.'
I did not relish the prospect at all. Things were moving more rapidly
than I had intended. I perceived, too late, that there were
complications ahead which I ought to have foreseen, but which, owing
to my having my vision fixed on one thing, and one thing only, had
escaped my notice. It was of the first importance that I should say a
few words in private to Mr. Montagu Babbacombe before Mr. Foster
appeared, or the bubble might be pricked in a second.
Mr. Stephen Foster was the senior partner of Foster, Charter, and
Baynes; who had been lawyers, agents, and doers-of-all-work for the
Sherringtons even before they had been peers. He was an old man now,
but keen as the youngest. I had more than a suspicion that he did not
like me. He had certainly treated the various applications I had made
to him on Reggie's behalf with a curtness I did not relish. It was he
who had shut the family purse against the lad. Left by the terms of
the late Marquis's will, in default of the appearance of the
heir-at-law, in practically absolute control of the entire estate, he
had administered it with a zeal and judgment which did him the
greatest credit. Its value had, in all respects, immensely increased
while in his charge. If only he had shown even some slight
consideration for Reggie's position there would have been nothing in
his conduct of which to complain. But he had persistently refused to
let him have so much as a five-pound note out of the family revenues,
although he well knew the straits he was in, and how he was living at
my expense. For this neither Reggie nor I bore him any love. It would
not be our fault if one day he was not made to smart for his pedantic
adherence to what he held to be the letter of the law.
'My position,' as he stated it, 'is this. The Marquis of Twickenham is
alive, until you prove him dead. I am responsible to him for every
farthing of his income; just as your banker is responsible to you for
every penny which stands to the credit of your account. And just as
your banker is powerless, without your express authorisation, to use
your money, say, to save your mother from starvation, so I am
powerless to apply his lordship's money to the assistance of his
impecunious brother. Besides, you know what kind of man he is. You
know, as well as I know, that, unless his disposition has wholly
changed--which, from my knowledge of the family character, I deem in
the highest degree improbable--he would not present a single sixpence
to Lord Reginald. Whether I do or do not admire what I know would be
his wishes, I am bound to observe them, or throw up my charge. I
prefer to observe his wishes. Show me that My Lord Marquis is dead,
and my charge is at an end. Or produce his instructions, authorising
me to make his brother an allowance, or to hand him over a certain
sum, and those instructions shall be duly carried out. In their
absence, I can do nothing. To me, so far as the Twickenham estate is
concerned, Lord Reginald Sherrington does not exist.'
And this was the man who, in all probability, was hastening to Mr.
Montagu Babbacombe's bedside! If he caught him unprepared he would
turn the dying man inside out before the sufferer even guessed at the
process to which he was being subjected. At all hazards I must get
Reggie out of the room, and prepare, as best I could in the few
moments at my disposal, the too conscientious Mr. Babbacombe for the
legal onslaught. I hit on a device.
'My dear Reggie, although I don't wish to suggest for a moment that
the doctor who is already in attendance is not perfectly competent, I
do think we ought to have another man--don't you?'
'Certainly; if you consider it necessary, we'll have a dozen.'
'I don't think we need go so far as that, but we might have one. What
do you say to Hancock? He saw Twickenham into the world; so it seems
only fitting that he should usher him out.' My opinion of Sir Gregory
Hancock's medical attainments is perhaps not so high as his popularity
might seem to warrant; but that is by the way. Reggie signified his
approval of my suggestion. 'Then, my dear chap, would you mind running
round to fetch him, while I stay here, to watch? If you ask him
personally he'll come without a moment's delay.'
Reggie, swallowing the bait, hied in search of Sir Gregory Hancock. I
turned my attention to the bed. The rogue still slumbered. The time
for ceremony, however, had passed. He would have to cease pretending.
'Babbacombe!' He paid not the slightest heed. 'Confound you! Will you
put a stop to this tomfoolery? A man is coming who'll see through you
in less than no time if you don't let me put you up to a thing or two.
Babbacombe!'
No, he would not reply. My patience was becoming exhausted. I did not
propose that my whole ingenious scheme should be wrecked because he
chose to play the game in his own fashion instead of mine.
'Babbacombe! If you won't wake up, upon my honour I'll make you. I
tell you I want to speak to you about something which is of vital
importance to both of us; something which you must hear and
understand. Will you attend?'
Apparently he would not. If he was really so opinionated I was
prepared, forced by the exigencies of my position, to try another
method. I did. I took him by the shoulder and I shook him. At first
gently, then, as no result ensued, with greater violence. Then I
treated him to a really vigorous shaking, only stopping because, in my
heat, I began to fear that I might be going farther than I intended.
He evinced not the slightest symptom of any intention to comply with
my request and listen to what I had to say. Instead, when I looked at
him again, a very curious something seemed to have happened to his
face. His jaw had dropped open; and, if I may so express it, all his
features seemed to have twisted out of the straight. His appearance,
now that I realised its peculiarity, gave me quite a shock.
'What on earth is the matter with you, man?'
'You seem, Mr. Howarth, to have rather drastic methods of attaining to
the information which you seek.'
The voice was Mr. Foster's. He had entered--when? When I had been
shaking Mr. Babbacombe? What a fool I had been not to turn the key. I
might have expected him to sneak in without warning me of his
approach. How much had he heard--and seen? I should have to find out,
soon.
CHAPTER VIII
DYING
While these thoughts flashed through my brain I remained perfectly
still, with my face averted. It was desirable that I should have my
countenance under perfect control, before I let him see it. I spoke to
him from where I stood.
'Ah, Foster, is that you?'
'If you look this way, you'll see.'
Thus directly challenged, I looked. He was a big, burly man, in
appearance not at all like the typical lawyer. His clothes always had
a sort of agricultural cut. Anybody seeing him in the street for the
first time would have taken him for a shrewd, hard-headed, and--in
spite of agricultural depression--prosperous farmer; the tiller,
probably, of his own acres. His hair, still abundant, and which he
parted neatly on one side, was white as snow; in his keen flashing
eyes, in spite of his seventy odd years, there was yet what always
seemed to me to be the light of battle. I met his glance without, I
think, a sign of flinching, though I would rather have seen him buried
than, at that moment, there.
'To know you, Foster, it is not necessary to see you when one hears
your voice.'
Without replying, coming to my side, he looked down with me, at the
figure on the bed. After a while he spoke.
'What were you doing to him, Mr. Howarth?'
'I was trying to wake him out of sleep.'
'He looks to me as if nothing could awake him now.'
'Foster! You don't mean--that he is dead?'
Nothing could have pleased me less than such a consummation. If Mr.
Babbacombe had elected to die in such an extremely irregular fashion
he certainly did not deserve the balance of that thousand pounds. I
had stipulated that the end should take place in the presence of
others; and, by inference, after they had been afforded an opportunity
of satisfying themselves as to his being the actual Simon Pure.
Otherwise, in the future all sorts of questions might arise,--not to
mention the fact that, after what Foster had apparently seen, I might
find myself in a position of distinct discomfort. The lawyer voiced my
thought, as if he had perceived it in my mind.
'It would be rather unfortunate for you if he should be dead.'
'Unfortunate for all of us.'
'Particularly for you. You were subjecting him to rather vigorous
treatment. Better men have been killed by less.'
I turned and faced him, not feeling disposed to be brow-beaten by him.
'Foster, what do you mean?'
'Weren't you shaking him?'
'Shaking him! Foster! I was simply placing him in a more comfortable
position.'
'Ah! And this is the position you have placed him in.'
'Your words and tone, Mr. Foster, require explanation.'
'Which they shall receive at the proper time and place. In the
meantime, don't you think you'd better send for a doctor? Or shall I?'
Luckily Mr. Babbacombe proved himself to be possessed of more sense
than I had begun to fear. He returned to life. Whether actuated or not
by the newcomer's remarks and manner I cannot say; but he did. Just as
we seemed to be on the verge of a really unseemly wrangle, without
altering his position in the least, he opened his eyes, looked up at
us, and spoke.
'Hollo, Foster? Is that you?'
It was excellently done; wonderfully clever. In the sudden rush of my
relief I decided that his honorarium should be increased. It showed
that he had kept his ears wide open, or he would hardly have known
that his visitor's name was Foster. I only hoped that he had gained,
from what had passed, some idea of who he was, and what was the
position he occupied, without its being necessary for me to drop too
plain a hint. However, the agile Mr. Babbacombe proved himself equal
to the occasion. The man-of-affairs stood looking down at him before
he answered.
'I am glad, my Lord Marquis, that you know me.'
'Know you? Why shouldn't I know you? Hang you, Foster!'
Instinct had supplied Mr. Babbacombe with at least one of Twickenham's
habits of speech, his trick of rounding off nearly every sentence he
uttered with what one might call, by courtesy, an apostrophe.
'I am sorry, my lord, to see you looking so unwell.'
'I am going to die.'
'I trust, and believe, that it is not so bad with you as that. Where
has your lordship been during all these years?'
'Playing with the fires.'
'Playing with the fires?' The lawyer repeated the words as if in doubt
as to their meaning. But a glance at the speaker's face made it clear
to him that the answer was perhaps not so far out as it might have
been. 'Is your lordship married?'
'What the devil's that to do with you? One can't marry all of 'em.'
'But you can marry one of them. Have you done that?' There came no
answer from the bed. 'I would point out to your lordship that you are
in a somewhat serious condition. Should anything happen to your
lordship----'
'I'm going to die.'
'We trust not: but should such a misfortune be in store for us, it is
of still more importance that your affairs should be in order. I would
remind you that what you have been doing during the last fifteen years
is known only to yourself. Are you married?'
'Curse the women!'
Why, I wondered, could not the idiot answer No?
'If your lordship pleases. But that is not an answer to my question.
You must be well aware that the fact of your having a wife, with
issue, would materially alter your brother's position.'
'Let him have it all.'
'You wish Lord Reginald to inherit your whole estate, real and
personal? Does that mean you're not married?'
'Foster, did you--ever know--me answer questions--when I didn't want
to. I'm not--dead yet.'
This was so like Twickenham that it set me thinking. Indeed, as the
conversation between the pair proceeded I became more and more puzzled
to find an answer to the question--Who is the man in the bed? Foster
stuck to his guns.
'Has your lordship made a will?'
'I hate wills.'
'Possibly; yet they are necessary instruments. If you have not already
made a will, you must make one now. Your lordship will tell me how you
wish matters to stand. I will draw up a brief, yet sufficient form,
which you can complete at once.'
'Kick him, Doug.'
This was again so like Twickenham that I had no option but to smile.
Foster surveyed me with grave disapprobation. He drew me a little
apart.
'This is no laughing matter, Mr. Howarth. I believe you represent Lord
Reginald's interests. I can only tell you that they will be very
seriously imperilled if we are not able to show that he has been
formally appointed his brother's heir. You have witnessed the
Marquis's refusal to answer my question as to whether he is or is not
married. What meaning does that refusal convey to your mind?'
'None whatever. It's just Twickenham--that's all; and you know it.'
'But suppose he has a wife and children.'
'He hasn't.'
'Then why doesn't he say so?'
'Because he never would impart information to any one, on any subject
whatever. Have you forgotten that that was one of his many forms of
crankiness?'
'Still it is not outside the bounds of possibility that he has a wife
and, say, a son. If they appeared upon the scene, with no will in
existence, they would have everything. Lord Reginald would have
nothing at all.'
'That would be hard on Reggie.'
'If you have his real interests at heart--which I have no reason to
doubt'--he grinned--'you will assist me in persuading the Marquis to
express his wishes in proper form--that is, make a will--without
further delay. At present he is perfectly capable of doing so; but an
hour may make all the difference, and if he dies intestate Lord
Reginald will have plenty of trouble in front of him.'
Complications were crowding on me in a fashion which was unexpected. I
had never counted on Mr. Babbacombe's having to make a will. There was
sound sense in what Foster said; on the other hand, considerable risk
might attend my urging Mr. Babbacombe to commit forgery. Always
supposing, that is, he was not Twickenham. If he was, why, then----
I decided, having glanced at the situation, so far as I was able, all
round, outwardly, at least, to join hands with Foster in endeavouring
to persuade the invalid to comply with his request. To have refused,
without any apparently valid reason, would have been to rouse his
always active suspicions. And also, it did occur to me that if a will
was made and Mr. Babbacombe, after death, did prove himself too keen
in the direction of blackmail--I never for a moment lost sight of the
fact that, thousand pounds or no thousand pounds, out of this little
performance Mr. Babbacombe proposed, in all probability, to provide
himself with a sufficient income for the rest of his life--that will
might be used to keep him within the paths of reason. It was bad
enough to enter into a conspiracy of the kind to which he was
committed; it was, if anything, a trifle worse to forge a will; and
such a will--as, later on, it might be necessary to inform him.
He proved, however, as I might have expected, too old a bird to be
caught with salt. When Foster and I brought our combined forces to
bear on the attack we found that he was asleep again. He had fallen
into another of those profound dozes, out of which it was so difficult
to wake him. Foster spoke to him; then I. He paid no heed to either;
as before, he was deaf, dumb, and blind.
'Well,' I inquired, when it was plain that no verbal assault would
reach him, 'what's to be done now? Would you like to shake him?'
Foster compressed his lips; he was plainly annoyed.
'It's easy for you to laugh now; I doubt if it will prove a laughing
matter to Lord Reginald.--Do you think he really is asleep?'
'That is exactly the question I was putting to myself when you came
in. I also had a few remarks to make which I had a shrewd suspicion he
did not choose to hear.'
'What did you wish to say?'
'My dear Foster, I take at least as much interest in the Marquis of
Twickenham as you can do. I'm just as anxious to find out things. I
thought then, as I think now, that he intends I shall find out
nothing; or you either. He's been a hard nut to crack his whole life
long; he means to continue uncrackable to the end.'
'He seems very ill.'
'He does not seem well.'
'As he lies there like that he looks as if he were a corpse.'
'I don't think he is, as yet.'
'What does the doctor say?'
'Death probably within four-and-twenty hours.' Foster laid his hand
upon my arm.
'Mr. Howarth, we must have that will.'
'It never was much use saying "must" where Twickenham was concerned; I
doubt if it'll be much use now. I can employ means to endeavour to
make him if you like, though you seemed to resent it when you caught
me using them just now. Reggie has gone for Hancock. He'll be able to
tell you to what extent pressure may be applied to obtain the end you
have in view.--Here is Reggie; and Hancock too.'
They entered as I spoke. Reggie hastened towards me.
'Any change, Douglas?--Ah, Foster, so you've come.--This is my
brother, Sir Gregory, in the bed.'
Hancock surveyed him through his gold-rimmed spectacles. We waited in
silence for his verdict.
'Asleep?--Changed; but I should have known him anywhere. He's been a
wonderful man.--How long has he been asleep?'
The question was put to me.
'Perhaps five minutes.'
'I doubt if he is asleep.'
This was Foster. Hancock snapped him up.
'You doubt? My dear sir, there's no room for doubt on that point. He
always suffered from a weak heart; even, I remember, as a lad. Heart
trouble is, I fear, at the base of the trouble now. It is part of the
complaint--that the sufferer is continually falling asleep, without
notice. From that sleep it is hard to rouse him. In that sleep he
often passes away--as, probably, will be the case here. It would be
wrong for me to say that I think there is a chance of ultimate
recovery when I don't. In a medical sense his lordship is dying now.'
That was Hancock. He gained his reputation by a carefully cultivated
habit of jumping at conclusions. The average doctor hums and haws, and
tells you nothing. Hancock neither hums nor haws, but tells you
everything; or pretends to. He must have been right--or have managed
to pass for right--pretty frequently, or he would hardly occupy the
position which he does. He is well on the shady side of eighty--hale,
hearty, and, what is surprising, still in fashion.
Foster was the first to speak.
'When, Sir Gregory, may the end be expected? Lord Reginald must pardon
my asking so frank a question, but, as I will explain to him later, it
is of the first importance that I should know exactly what we may
expect.'
Reggie said nothing. Sir Gregory considered a moment.
'What is the opinion of the gentleman who is already in attendance?'
I replied. 'Dr. White thinks he will not live four-and-twenty hours.'
Hancock felt the patient's pulse. Opening his shirt he applied the
stethoscope; tried his temperature. The sleeper never moved, or showed
consciousness of what was going on. The condition of his body, as it
was revealed when Hancock opened his shirt, amazed me. It was nothing
but skin and bone. And such a colour. Was it possible that this was
the man who yesterday had been smoking his cigar on the couch at the
York Hotel? My perplexity grew apace. Hancock pronounced his opinion.
'What Dr. White says is correct. I should doubt myself if he will live
through the day.'
'Can nothing be done?' asked Reggie.
'Humanly speaking, nothing. He is not dead, but he is so nearly so
that he may be said to be already looking through the gates.'
Hancock liked to talk like that. It was supposed that remarks of that
kind had made him popular with women. Foster fidgeted.
'Sir Gregory, it is essential that the Marquis should make a will. He
was in possession of all his faculties before you entered. Can nothing
be done to rouse him?'
Hancock shrugged his shoulders.
'What?'
'Anything. A will we ought to have at any cost. Its absence may be the
cause of endless confusion.'
'I can only say, sir, that if the Marquis of Twickenham has not made a
will already he never will. Any attempt to rouse him, such as you
appear to suggest, might result in his instant death. If we succeeded
he would be incapable of doing what you require.'
Foster turned to Reggie.
'I can only say that, from your point of view, your brother might as
well have continued an absentee as, under the present circumstances,
die intestate.'
I struck in. 'That's absurd. Lord Reginald will succeed.'
'Will he? Don't be too sure. There will always be a probability of
other claimants. Opposition may come from a dozen quarters. How can we
tell what connections such a man as he has been may not have formed
during fifteen years?'
As he propounded this delightful proposition an extraordinary thing
took place. Once more the sleeper awoke. He just opened his eyes and
looked at us.
'Where's Foster?'
That gentleman swung round with comical rapidity. 'My lord, I am
here.'
'About--what you were asking me. I've--never been married. Curse a
wife, I've always said.'
'Is that so, my lord?' Then, in an aside to us,' You are all
witnesses.'
'My brother's to have everything. Why the devil--hasn't he come--to
see me?'
'I have.'
Reggie moved forward. Foster whispered to him as he drew back.
'Keep him engaged in conversation if you can. I'll draw up a short
form embodying what he's said. I'll get him to sign it if it's to be
done.'
The lawyer retired to a table on which there were pens and ink. The
man in the bed looked up at Reggie with unblinking eyes.
'You're not my--brother.'
'I am.'
'You don't--look--like my brother. He--was only a boy. Come--closer.
Lean--down. I can't--see you--that way off.'
Reggie leaned over the bed. The sick man put up his hand, from which I
observed that the bank-notes had disappeared--though I had seen
nothing of the sleight-of-hand which had spirited them away--and with
his fingers softly stroked the young man's face. Reggie remained
perfectly quiescent while he did it.
'You're--like--your mother. Thank God--you're not--your father's son.'
When he said this I was conscious of a catching in my breath. The
thing was true. Though how he knew it--save on one presumption--was
beyond me altogether. Reggie bore a striking resemblance to his
mother, and none whatever to his father. The man in the bed droned on.
'Your--mother--was a good woman. Your--father--was a beast. Like me.
Are you--a beast?'
'I hope not.'
'Most men are. Poor devils!' There was a pause before he spoke again.
He still touched Reggie softly with his finger-tips, as if doing so
brought him a curious sort of comfort. 'You're like your mother,
Reggie?'
'Yes.'
'I wish--I wish----. You know what I wish.'
His hand dropped limply back upon the bed. He lay still, though his
eyes continued open. Hancock turned to Foster.
'If you want him to do anything you had better try him now.'
After a moment's more spluttering with the pen, Foster came hurrying
forward, with a sheet of paper, pen, ink, and blotting-pad.
'My lord, I have ventured to embody your wishes, as you have just
expressed them, on this sheet of paper. I will read you what I have
written: "I give and bequeath so much of my estate, real and personal,
as I have the power of devising, to my brother, Reginald Sherrington,
absolutely." It is informal, but will serve. Will your lordship be
pleased to attach his signature?'
'What's that?'
'You understand what I have said?'
'Reggie to have all?'
'Precisely. You will secure the due and proper execution of your
wishes by signing this paper.'
'I--hate wills.'
'I implore your lordship not to do your brother the crowning injustice
of dying without doing something to protect his interests. He is
already suffering much on your account. Sir Gregory, will you assist
his lordship to sit up?'
Again Hancock shrugged his shoulders.
'It's a risk,' he whispered.
'We must take it.'
Hancock raised the sick man, using as much gentleness as was possible,
and the lawyer placed before him the sheet of paper on the
blotting-pad. He also insinuated a pen between the wasted fingers.
'What's this?'
'Your lordship understands what you are about to do? You are about to
sign your will.'
'Everything to Reggie?'
'Exactly. You are leaving everything to Lord Reginald; as is set forth
on this sheet of paper. Your lordship will please attach your
signature here.'
The sick man dug the point of his pen into the paper at the place to
which Foster had guided his hand. Then he stopped. He looked up, with
on his face a very singular expression; as of wistfulness. We watched;
wondering what it was he desired to say. There was evidently
something. When it came it was not at all what any of us had supposed.
'I want--to see--a good woman. Isn't there--a good woman--in the
world?'
I do not know what we had expected him to say. I, of course, cannot
answer for all. But I am tolerably certain that neither of us had
imagined him to be struggling to give expression to such a wish as
that. We exchanged glances. Did it mean that his wits were wandering?
What immediately ensued seemed to suggest that his wits were, if
anything, keener than ours.
CHAPTER IX
DEAD
I am inclined to think that I had not given Mr. Montagu Babbacombe
credit for all the cleverness he possessed. I began, indeed, to
suspect that to his cleverness--if it was only cleverness--there were
no limits. While we stared and wondered, a waiter entered the room
with a card on a salver, which he brought to me. It was Edith's card.
On it she had pencilled a line:
'I am here with Violet. Can't I see him? I should like to.'
'Let her come! Let her come!'
The instruction--it amounted to that--came from the man in the bed. It
seemed that he had not only known that the women were in the house
before I had had any intimation of their presence, and that the
knowledge had prompted him to make his remark, but it also appeared
that he knew what was written on that card. Was the fellow possessed
of the occult powers of which we read in fairy-books? While the others
eyed me askance, inquiring his meaning, I eyed him.
As a matter of fact I welcomed neither Edith nor Violet. I had far
rather they both of them had kept away. The business on hand was one
with which I desired that they should have no sort of connection. It
was bad enough that I should be entering, with my eyes wide open, into
such a sea of falsehood. That they should soil even the hem of their
skirts by standing, unwittingly, upon the edge was a notion I did not
fancy. They were stainless: above reproach. It was my business to keep
them so. It did not matter so much for me.
Yet I did not see how I could prevent them coming if they chose to
come, even into that atmosphere of foul fraud and lying; especially if
my friend, the dying man, desired their presence. The motive which had
brought Edith I could understand. After all, Twickenham had been the
playmate of her childish days. And he had wooed and won her dearest
friend, who still waited, in full confidence, his coming. But why
Violet? The man had not even a pseudo-sentimental attraction for her.
I turned to the waiter.
'Tell the ladies I will be with them directly.'
The dying man was not to be balked. He evinced a degree of vigour
which was altogether beyond anything he had previously shown.
'Let them come! Let them come!' he repeated.
He stretched out his hand, from which the pen dropped out unused, in
such a condition of tremulous agitation that Hancock promptly laid him
back upon the pillow.
'Gently! Gently! Don't excite yourself, my lord; be calm! What does he
mean?' he asked me. I perforce explained.
'Miss Desmond is below, and wishes to know if she may come up.'
'Let her come!' gasped the invalid.
'Better humour him,' murmured Hancock.
'I will go down and speak to her.'
But when I prepared to go the patient shook his head at me in a frenzy
of excitement; struggling all the while for breath in a fashion which
it was not agreeable to witness. Hancock strove to soothe him.
'Gently, my lord, gently.'
'He's--he's not--to--go. Let them--let them--come.'
'It appears, Mr. Howarth, that his lordship would like Miss Desmond to
come without your going to fetch her. Can you not send a message
through the waiter?' He added, _sotto voce_, 'Better do as he wishes;
she'll get no harm.'
I had my doubts; but I directed the waiter as Hancock desired. As soon
as he was gone Foster returned to the charge.
'Now, if your lordship will be pleased to attach your signature.'
The sick man would have none of him. He merely continued to mumble:
'Let them--come! Let them--come!'
It was clear that the completion of that will would have to be
postponed. Foster's chagrin was obvious. To his legal mind form and
precedent were everything. What does it matter if we die, so long as
our affairs are left in order? To have been so near the attainment of
his wishes--for it had looked as if the wily sinner was about to
sign--only to be disappointed after all, was a severe trial to his
sense of professional propriety. For my part, on that point at least,
I was at ease. I was persuaded that Reggie would not find so many
thorns in his path as his man of business predicted.
While the sick man mumbled, I regarding him askance, with half an eye
on Foster's discomfiture, in came Edith, with Violet at her heels. I
had not meant that Violet should come, too, and made a half-step
forward to request her to withdraw. But both Reggie and Hancock were
in front of me. Reggie made a dash towards Vi, the physician
appropriating Edith. Indeed he assumed command of both; his remarks
being addressed to the pair. He spoke in a sort of stage aside; his
words being perfectly audible to me.
'My dear Miss Desmond! My dear Lady Violet! Our long-lost friend is in
a sad way; very, very sad. At any moment the end may come. But he
expresses such a desire to see you, and shows so much impatience at
the idea of your being kept from him that I thought we might venture.
Only be careful not to agitate him.'
'Our long-lost friend' showed impatience then and there.
'What's he--what's he--gabbling about? ---- the man! Let them come!'
Hancock shrugged his shoulders; he dropped his voice.
'You hear?--Such language! But you mustn't mind.' He brought them
forward. 'Here, my dear lord, are two ladies who have come to see
you--Miss Desmond and Lady Violet Howarth.'
'Edith?' He hit upon her surname; he alone knew how. 'You're an old
woman--aren't you?'
That was a civil thing to say,--particularly from a man in his
position. I could have shaken him again. Edith only smiled.
'I'm not so young as I was. But you're not an old man, and I'm younger
than you.'
'Old?--I am old. Rotten. Done. I feel a thousand. The years lie
heavy--on me. I was--never--young.'
The thing was curiously true of Twickenham. He never had been young.
Mentally, physically, and morally, he had been born old. As a boy he
had all an old man's vices. As Edith perceived what a wreck the
creature seemed I saw that tears were in her eyes.
'I am sorry to meet you, after all these years, like this. Poor
Leonard!'
She stretched out her hand to touch his brow. I could have snatched it
back. He lay perfectly still, staring up at her with fixed, unseeing
eyes.
'Why--sorry?'
'I had hoped it would all have seemed so different.'
'It's all right. I've had enough. Glad it's over.'
'Are you in pain?'
'Pains of hell.'
He said this, in his tremulous, croaking tones, with a depth of
sincerity which impressed even me. The fellow was a past master of his
art, or in possession of unholy powers. Edith's hand visibly trembled.
'Poor Leonard!'
'Soon--over. Who's the girl?'
'This is Violet Howarth--Douglas's sister. Vi, you remember
Twickenham? This is Reggie's brother.'
Vi said nothing; possibly because she had nothing to say. She surveyed
the object in front of her with looks which were a blend of pity,
curiosity, and, unless I err, disgust. She had, perhaps, more than her
share of the severity of youth, and I knew what she had thought of the
man she supposed herself to be looking at. He spoke to her, with the
same request which he had made to Reggie.
'Come--closer; lean--down.'
I believe that Vi rebelled; but when Edith touched her on the shoulder
she did as he asked. Whereupon he went through the same performance
with which he had favoured Reggie; putting up his hand, and examining
her features with his finger-tips.
'You're a pretty girl--but ---- hard.'
It was not surprising that the blood flamed through her skin,
although, saving the perhaps unnecessary vigour of the adjective, the
thing was true enough. When she likes she can be as hard as nails.
'Why don't you--marry--Reggie?'
'I'm going to, when you're dead.'
I fancy, in her impetuous fashion, that the words were out of her
mouth before she was able to stop them. They were out, anyhow;
creating a small sensation. It is a common feeling that a deathbed,
even of such a character as Twickenham had been, is a place where one
ought only to say sentimental and, also, agreeable things; especially
young women. One wants to keep the clear, dry light of truth outside.
Vi turned white; then red again. Reggie endeavoured to insinuate her
hand in his; by way, perhaps, of expressing his sympathy. But she
would have none of it. She took her hand away. The sick man's comment
showed that his wits moved pretty quickly.
'A nice--wife--you'll make him. He'll be married--and done for--when
he's got you.'
Unmistakably a retort quivered on the young lady's tongue. Edith,
slipping her arm about her, restrained its utterance.
'It's all right, Vi,' she whispered. Instead, therefore, of that
retort, Vi addressed him an inquiry, in even, measured tones.
'Have you quite finished with me?'
'What a girl! Doug--she does you--proud.'
A peculiar sound proceeded from his throat, which was perhaps intended
for a chuckle. His hand dropped. Vi stood up. We were silent. A
feeling of awkwardness was in the air; a consciousness that Vi had
struck an inharmonious note. Hancock relieved the situation--or tried
to.
'I think now, my lord, if you were to take a little sleep.'
'Hang--sleep. Shan't I--have enough--sleep soon?'
Foster proffered his suggestion.
'Will your lordship be pleased to attach your signature?'
'Foster!'
'My lord?'
'Give me the will.'
Foster advanced the sheet of paper, on the blotting-pad, and a pen,
newly dipped in ink. To the pen the sick man paid no heed.
'The will?'
'Here is the will.'
'Give it--to me.'
The lawyer held out the sheet of paper. The sick man took it, and tore
it in half. It was rather a niggling process: he made one or two
abortive attempts. But the result was unmistakable. Two crumpled
fragments represented the document which Foster had deemed of such
importance. Its destroyer made a single remark.
'I--hate--wills.'
The lawyer's face was a study. There was a common feeling that
Violet's behaviour had something to do with what had happened. I think
that for little he would have told her so, in language of vigour.
Perhaps her own conscience assailed her. She whispered to Reggie:
'What's he torn?'
'His will.'
'His will? What was in it?'
'Everything to me.'
'Everything? Reggie, you don't mean that you'll have nothing then?'
'Not so bad as that.--Hush.'
The admonition was only administered in the nick of time. Then came a
voice from the bed.
'That girl's ---- tongue! She's a--jade, Reggie!'
'Yes.'
'You'll be a fool--if you marry her. Don't you do it.'
Reggie spoke hotly in reply. 'You don't know what you're talking
about.'
'You--you--young devil--speak to me like that? Foster.'
'My lord?' Hancock interposed.
'I beg, my lord, that you will not excite yourself.'
'Excite myself! What in thunder do you mean? I'll do--what I
please--with myself.' He was illumined by a sudden burst of really
vigorous passion; actually raising himself in bed to give it tongue.
He spoke with an amount of fluency which after the recent struggle he
had made to utter disconnected words was surprising. 'I'm not dead
yet, so don't let any one order me about as if I were--curse you, you
bald-headed old fool!' This was to Hancock; the top of whose scalp is
smooth. 'I'm not going to have my brother mixed up with a bold-faced
judy; he's not going to make a girl of whom I disapprove the
Marchioness of Twickenham. I tell you, Foster, that if Reggie marries
that jade--if he marries--if he----'
He stopped as if at a loss for a word. Then a shudder passed all over
him; his whole frame became perceptibly rigid; he dropped back, still.
Hancock turned to us.
'I think if one of you gentlemen were to take the ladies out. I'm
afraid this may be serious.'
As we were going, the door opened to admit Dr. Robert White. I
welcomed him.
'Dr. White, you are just in time. I don't know if you are known to Sir
Gregory Hancock. Your patient has just had a relapse.'
The two doctors bent together in consultation over the bed. Edith
touched me on the arm.
'Let us wait,' she whispered.
Presently Hancock spoke to Reggie.
'My lord marquis, it becomes my painful duty to inform you that your
brother is dead.'
It was a diplomatic way of announcing the news. Vi, as usual, told the
truth with too much candour: 'He was a wicked man; he died as he had
lived.'
Hancock shook his head.
'Of the dead, my dear young lady, let no man speak ill.'
I led her from the room, Edith following with Reggie. So soon as I got
her outside I started to scold her there and then.
'I need not tell you, Violet, that you have behaved very badly.'
'You should not have let him touch me. I could not bear his fingers
against my skin.' She shuddered at the recollection. 'Those dreadful
hands! To think of all they've done!'
'You might at least have remembered that the man was on the threshold
of the grave. One day you may yourself stand in need of a lenient
judgment.'
'I wish I'd never seen him.'
'I wish it also. The mischief you have done is irrevocable. If it
hadn't been for you a will would be in existence by the terms of which
Reggie would be in indisputable possession of everything.'
'But, surely, the destruction of that piece of paper will make no
difference.'
'Won't it? You wait till you hear what Foster has to say.'
'Reggie, is it true that I've done you so much harm?'
'My dear Vi, you've done me no harm at all. Douglas exaggerates. If I
had been in your place I should have said and done exactly what you
said and did. But, come--hadn't you better go? There's no use your
staying now. We'll follow you as soon as we can.'
As we were going down the stairs I heard her whisper in his ear--'My
lord marquis!'
What he said I did not catch; but it was something which made her
smile.
So they went, and we were left to minister to the dead man.
CHAPTER X
AND BURIED
On one point it was absolutely essential that I should know at once
exactly where I stood. I settled it as we were returning up the
stairs.
'Reggie, there is one thing I wish to say. I will do everything for
Twickenham that remains to be done.'
'You mean as regards the funeral and that kind of thing?'
'I do. If you will leave everything to me I will make all necessary
arrangements.'
'Thank you. That's one more service. I wonder for how many things I am
really in your debt, besides bread and cheese, and--even kisses.'
'Don't talk nonsense.'
'It's not nonsense. And it'll have to be talked about some day. My
turn's coming.'
'We've been in stormy waters; if now we're going to sail over summer
seas together, I'll be content.'
'I'll see we do.'
I had not the slightest doubt of it. And I also would see. The time of
the harvest was at hand. I was quite ready to take my share of the
golden grain.
The doctor was chatting to Foster. Striding up to the bed I looked
down on the recumbent figure.
'I suppose, gentlemen, that there's no doubt whatever that he's dead?'
Hancock was unable to conceal his amusement.
'Are you suggesting, Mr. Howarth, that we don't know our business, or
that I don't know mine? That is the late Marquis; the present Marquis
is here.' He motioned with one hand towards the bed, with the other
towards Reggie. To Reggie he addressed himself. 'I beg, my lord, to
offer you my congratulations. I will not disguise from you that I am
aware that this is an occasion on which you are entitled to receive
them. We all know that your late brother was not all that he ought to
be, and that he has been to you the occasion of great, long-continued,
and undeserved anxiety. That burden has now been happily removed. I am
sure that in the future your noble house will be worthily
represented.'
'Thank you. I hope you're right.'
After all, Hancock was a prosy old fool.
'Is there anything else I can do for you, or arrange before I go? Dr.
White has kindly promised to see that the late Marquis receives all
proper attention.'
'Much obliged; but Mr. Howarth will see to everything.'
'I will see to the funeral.' This was Foster.
'Well, Mr. Howarth has undertaken----'
'Quite right, Reggie, I will see to everything--including the funeral,
Mr. Foster. We don't propose to trouble you more than we can help.'
Mr. Foster made a few remarks to Reggie which were also meant for me.
'I trust, my lord, that my attitude towards you in the past will not
be misconstrued. As I did what I held to be my duty towards your
brother, so I will observe equal fidelity towards you. If it should be
happily shown--which I do not doubt it will be--that you are now the
Marquis and in possession of the family estates, I will study your
interests with the same honesty of purpose with which I studied his.'
'Very good of you, Foster. You shall hear from me in due course.'
Reggie turned on his heel; and the great, and hitherto supreme, Mr.
Foster, was snubbed. It was injudicious, perhaps, but we both of us
owed him a good deal more than a snubbing.
At last Reggie and I were alone. The first thing he said, directly
their backs were turned, showed what was in his mind.
'It would be awkward if what that brute Foster keeps hinting at was
true, and Twickenham was married.'
'No fear of that. He wasn't. Twickenham wasn't a marrying man.'
'Let's hope it. A wife and family of his would be a crowning mercy.'
'There's not the slightest fear of anything of the kind. I'm sure of
it. It's Foster's cue to make you fidgety. Don't you let him have the
satisfaction of thinking that he even retains the power of making
himself disagreeable.'
Reggie was observing the silent figure.
'He does look a bad lot, even now.'
'He was.'
'Vi was quite right; he died as he had lived. I believed that if he
had had a few minutes longer he would have robbed me of all he could.'
'I shouldn't be surprised; the ruling passion strong in death.'
Presently he departed. I was alone with the man in the bed.
It was a curious sensation. It had all been so much easier than I had
ever ventured to hope. So quickly over too. The idea which had been
only mooted yesterday was already carried out. And in such triumphant
fashion. And we had waited fifteen years! But then during that period
I had never lighted on a Mr. Montagu Babbacombe. The man was a
consummate actor; altogether beyond anything I had ever seen or heard
of. On the stage his fame would fill the world; and then ring down the
ages. The arch-impostor had duped them all; with the most ridiculous
ease. No wonder; on one or two points he had deceived even me--whose
idea the whole thing was. The death certificate would be
forthcoming--poor old Hancock's conduct had been fatuous. This was a
great physician! If all documents of the kind are granted with equal
readiness, how many people are buried alive? The reflection was not an
agreeable one. The recognition in each case had been unhesitating.
Even that Didymus, Foster, was persuaded at last. There only remained
one or two trifling details which required attention, and the stakes
were ours.
I was a little at a loss how exactly to proceed. The key had been
turned to prevent untoward interruption, but still the fact remained
that voices might be audible without. If we were heard--or even if I
was heard, I might be asked whom I was talking to,--which,
conceivably, might be awkward. Obviously, it was a case for the
extremest caution.
I leant over the bed, and I whispered,
'Babbacombe!'
He did not answer. I had not expected he would. By now I had gained
some insight into his methods.
'I only want to tell you that I understand a woman's coming to wash
you; "lay you out," I believe, they call it. I suppose you don't
object?'
Not a sign; not a sound.
'That's all right; I don't suppose she'll worry you overmuch. By the
way, where have you put that money? I don't want to know; only women
of that kind are as sharp as needles; and not over scrupulous either.
If you like to confide it to my keeping it will be quite safe in my
charge, and you can have it whenever you want it, with the other five
hundred, as you know very well.'
Nothing to show he heard.
I turned down the bedclothes, thinking that he might have slipped the
notes between the sheets. Not he! Nothing in the shape of a bank-note
was to be seen. My curiosity being piqued--the depths of this man
really were too deep!--I looked for them in every place I could think
of, subjecting the whole bed to a minute examination; he evincing not
the slightest apparent interest in my proceedings. Not the vestige of
a note. Could he have swallowed them? If he had not, I could not
conceive what had become of them. They were not upon his body. They
could hardly, at his bidding, have vanished into air. Although I was
quite prepared to admit that, 'for ways that are dark,' compared to
him the Heathen Chinee was an innocent suckling.
'Well, as I can't find it I imagine that the woman won't; so I suppose
I make take it that the money's safe. There's only one other topic on
which I wish to touch--the funeral. The undertaker's man will come and
measure you to-day. The shell, and, I presume, the coffin also, will
arrive to-morrow morning. You'll be placed inside, and, in the
afternoon, the coffin will be closed. It will be taken down in the
evening by a special train to Cressland--where you may, or may not, be
aware is the family vault--the interment taking place on Wednesday. As
we are none of us particularly proud of you, the interment will be as
private as possible. As, I take it, you don't want to be inside the
coffin when it's placed in its last resting-place, I'll look in before
the undertaker's fellows; you must give up being dead, and, between
us, we'll screw down the lid. I'll find an excuse which will satisfy
them. I have an idea in this fertile brain of mine.--You clearly
understand and agree. Say so if you don't!'
He said nothing, nor signified in any way whatever that he had
attained to even a glimmer of comprehension. But I knew him. Taking
his immobility to signify acquiescence, I left him asleep upon the
bed.
But though I left him he was with me all the time. I could not get him
out of my head. I interviewed the landlord, with whom I made
arrangements on a very liberal scale to compensate him for the
inconvenience the affair was causing him; and all the while that we
were talking I saw, with my mental eye, the silent figure on the bed!
Thence I went to Tattenham, the funeral furnisher. The figure was with
me there. I wondered what my feelings would be if I knew that I was
being measured for my coffin. With what amount of ceremony would the
measurer treat me? To be touched for such a purpose by such hands! I
feared that under his kind offices I should not lie so still as I
trusted Mr. Montagu Babbacombe would do.
At home I found, as I expected, Edith and Reggie confabulating with
Violet. As I also expected, Vi began at me at once--though her tone
and bearing were alike surprising. She was unwontedly meek.
'Doug'--it was very rarely that she called me 'Doug,' I had rather she
had not done so then. I had too recently heard the abbreviation
proceeding from other lips--'Doug, I'm sorry I behaved so badly. I
know I was a wretch. Edith has made me see that, and it's no use
Reggie pretending that I wasn't.'
My manner was brusque. It was a subject about which I wished to hear
nothing more.
'That's all right. I wouldn't be too penitent if I were you. There was
no harm done.'
'But it prevented him making his will?'
'If it did it did; and what's done can't be undone. Not that I think
it matters.'
'Don't you really think it matters? Supposing any of those things
happen at which it seems that Mr. Foster hinted; what then?'
'What then? Wait till then. Till then say nothing.'
I do not think she altogether grasped my meaning. Indeed I doubt if I
myself clearly understood what it was I wished to say. I told them
what arrangements I was making with regard to the funeral, and so on,
Reggie showing himself quite of my opinion that everything should be
done as quietly as possible. Had the third marquis died, after a
well-ordered life, in the odour of sanctity, his corpse might have
been interred with all possible honour; as things were, it was
advisable that he should be laid in his last resting-place with as
little form and ceremony as was compatible with decency.
When I left the room, anxious to be by myself, to think, Edith
followed me. For the first time in my life I found her presence
irksome. She followed me to the small apartment which I dignified by
the name of library, evidently assured of the welcome which hitherto
had never failed her.
'At last!' she began, as soon as we were alone together. I busied
myself with some papers which were on my writing-table.
'Yes; at last.'
'We have waited for it a good many years; you and I.'
'That is so.'
This was platitudinous. I felt that if she had nothing more original
to say I should have to ask her to excuse me if I gave my attention to
matters which pressed. Her words, her voice, her very neighbourhood,
seemed to have a singular effect upon my nervous system. It was as if
I were ashamed. In some curious way, it was as if I were afraid of
her. I wanted to take her in my arms; to hold her to me; to find
strength in her sweet tenderness; for it was strength I needed. But I
was conscious of an awkward inability to do as I had done a hundred
times before--ay, a thousand. A shadowy something seemed to have
interposed itself between us, as her own quick sight perceived.
'What is the matter with you, Douglas?'
The question took me aback. I looked up at her with a start,
experiencing an unwonted difficulty in meeting her inquiring glances.
'The matter? Why?'
'You seem changed.'
'Changed? It's your fancy.'
'It's a very vivid fancy then. I noticed it first the night you dined
with us.' On the afternoon of that day I had first seen the sleeping
man. Are there any detectives like the eyes of the woman who loves?
'It has grown more perceptible since. Until now it sits upon you in a
guise so that you seem transformed.'
'Many things have happened during the last day or two.'
'Yes. Have you told us of them all?'
'Of them all? What do you mean?'
'Douglas, don't you know what I mean?' She came close to me, laying
her hand upon my arm. I actually quivered beneath her touch; a fact of
which I had an uncomfortable conviction she was conscious. 'I've
another fancy--which is also a very vivid one, that there is something
behind all this of which you've said nothing. Douglas, can't you tell
me?'
'What your fancy is? I'm afraid you ask something which is beyond my
capacity; since it probably takes the shape of poetry rather than
prose.'
'Douglas--is Twickenham married?'
'Married? My dear Edith, is that the shape your fancy takes? I know no
more whether he was married than you do. Although I have a private
conviction--to which I intend to adhere till the contrary is
proved--that he wasn't.'
My manner plainly showed her that her shot had failed to hit the mark.
She let fly another arrow; this time with a better aim.
'Douglas, where did you see him first?'
'Some day I may tell you. I don't propose to now.'
'Was he ill?'
'Not that I'm aware of.'
'It wasn't in a hospital?'
'A hospital! Edith, what is it you are driving at?'
'Nor in any place of the kind?'
'Are you suggesting that I dragged him from a sick bed to die for our
benefit? Because, if so, let me assure you that when I first saw him I
had no notion that anything ailed him, or that he was any nearer death
than I am.'
'Well, Douglas, I won't worry you now, because I know that you are
already worried about something, the burden of which I hope that one
day you'll share with me.'
So she went, leaving me in a condition of mental unrest to which I had
never supposed I could have fallen a prey. I could not shake off that
ridiculous feeling that I had for company the silent figure on the
bed; the dead man who was not dead. The interview with Edith invested
him with a new significance. Already she suspected that there was more
in the matter than met the eye. Was I so poor an actor? Had I so
wholly failed to profit by the great example which had been set me? If
it was Edith now, when would it be Violet and Reggie? If either of
them gained the faintest inkling of the actual state of affairs, what
would become of my house of cards, and of me? How infinitely worse
would my latter state be than my first! I had never, so far as I knew,
done a dishonourable thing till then. Now, on a sudden, here I was,
tilting against the laws both of God and man. If I had a fall, there
would be an end of me.
The next day I was busied about a multitude of things. The story had
already got about, thanks, I imagine, to the people at the hotel; as a
consequence I was inundated with inquiries, to some of which I was
compelled to give personal attention. For instance, Morris
Acrodato--grown old, but still relentless--came, assuring me that he
had that unfortunate bill of Twickenham's in his pocket, and wanting
to know--if he did not take out a warrant to arrest the corpse, if his
claim would be favourably considered by the succeeding peer. Over and
over again both Reggie and I had begged Foster to pay him what he
asked, and so silence him so far as he could be silenced; but with
equal persistency he had retorted by requesting us to furnish him with
Twickenham's instructions to do as we desired. So after fifteen years
Acrodato was still waiting for his money or his man. A portentous sum
the amount which he demanded had become. Although I laughed at his
notion of arresting a dead man--we are not in Sheridan's days, when a
corpse was seizable--I had no hesitation in giving him my personal
assurance that all should be done for him which equity called for. He
rather pulled a face at my allusion to equity, that being hardly the
point of view from which he wished his case to be regarded.
Try as I would, I could not get through the things which had to be
done at anything like the rate which I desired, the result being that
the afternoon was already well advanced before I was able to make my
promised visit to Cortin's Hotel.
I realised, with a sense of shock, that a hearse stood before the
door. What had happened? I looked at my watch. It was after six. The
train which was to bear the coffin to Cressland was due to start in
something like an hour. What an idiot I had been! Better have left
everything else undone rather than run the risk of being too late.
Suppose the undertaker's men were already in the room, and Mr.
Babbacombe--mistaking the cause of my non-arrival, and setting it down
as intentional--had realised that their purpose was to prison him in
that narrow box, and shut him off for ever from the light of day, what
might not be taking place! I leaped from the cab and rushed up the
steps. The landlord met me in the hall.
'The undertaker's men have arrived, sir. They are closing the coffin
now.'
'Closing the coffin!'
I waited to hear no more. Never before had I mounted a flight of
stairs as I did those then. I was up them in a hop, skip, and jump;
not pausing to consider what I was to say or do when I reached the
chamber of the supposititious dead, but only anxious to get there.
When I got there it was already too late. I saw it at a glance. Never
shall I forget with what sensations!
Four men were in the room, all dressed in black. One had his hat on;
the hats of the other three were together on a single chair. An oak
coffin stood on a black velvet pall, which doubtless covered trestles.
Two men, one at either end, were screwing on the lid. A third was
prowling about the room. The fourth--the one with his hat on--was
standing, with his hands in his pockets, surveying the proceedings.
They all glanced towards me as I entered, unmistakably taken by
surprise. The fourth man, withdrawing his hands from his pockets, made
haste to remove his hat. The prowler came hurrying towards the others.
'You're--you're not closing the coffin?'
'Yes, sir. By Mr. Tattenham's instructions.'
'But it's not time.'
'Excuse me, sir, but it is. The coffin has to be placed in the van
before it's attached to the train; and that means some time before
it's due to start. Did you wish, sir, to see him?'
I felt dazed; filled with a whirl of confused thoughts. The voice of
the undertaker's man sounded to me like a voice in a dream.
'See him. Is he'--I was about to add 'in there?' Because it seemed
incredible that even so consummate an artist as Mr. Montagu Babbacombe
could consent to remain quiescent while being consigned to a living
tomb. But the question in such a form might have seemed too
suggestive; so I substituted, 'Is he all right?'
It seemed that the man somewhat mistook my drift.
'Perfectly, sir. Make a fine photograph, sir. Looks calm and peaceful;
as well as he possibly could look. We can easily remove the lid; would
you like to see him, sir?'
'See him? No. I--I don't want to see him.'
'In that case, since the lid is closed, we'll be starting, sir, if you
don't mind.'
I do not know what I said. Something, I suppose; because shouldering
the coffin there and then, they started. They carried it from the room
and bore it from my sight. I remained behind, picturing the man inside
fighting for freedom. I wondered when the struggle would begin. What
was that? I thought I heard a voice calling to me from the stairs
without; a voice I seemed to know. I went to the door and listened.
Not a sound. Across the hall below passed the four men in black,
bearing the living man shut up in the box upon their shoulders.
Was he already tapping at the inner shell? Would they hear him if he
were? The shell was presumably a substantial one; the wood of the
outer coffin thick. He would be shrouded in his winding-clothes; his
movements would be cumbered. He would quite possibly be unable to rap
with sufficient force to make them hear him. He might call; or try to.
In that stifling atmosphere would he be able to use his voice?
At any rate it seemed plain that nothing took place inside that
polished tomb to attract their attention. The bearers passed through
the swing doors, out into the street. I waited. No doubt the coffin
was being placed inside the hearse. Was Mr. Babbacombe aware of it?
Presently one of the undertaker's men returned to fetch the four hats
which had been left behind in the room. He went down the stairs with
two in either hand. Another interval. Presumably the hearse had
started.
What was that noise--like the scratching of fingernails against wood?
Whose voice called me? Did it come from the bed? I spun round like a
teetotum.
It was merely a delusion. It must have been. The bed was unoccupied.
Its emptiness affected me more than anything which had gone before. It
exercised on me so singular a fascination that I continued to stare at
it as if unable to take my eyes away.
What was that noise--like the scratching of a man's nails against
wood? The hearse must have long since got out of the street. If it had
a fast pair of horses it was probably already half-way to the station.
It could not come from the bed.
When--I do not know how long afterwards--I went down the stairs,
feeling as if a century had elapsed since I went up them, the landlord
stopped me to express a hope that everything had been done to my
satisfaction.
BOOK II.--THE LOST HUSBAND
THE STORY IS CONTINUED BY MRS. JAMES MERRETT