CHAPTER XXX.

A TERRIBLE CALAMITY OVERTAKES THE FAMILY.

It was not to be expected that so pushing a woman as Mrs. Chapman would

be turned from the object she had set her heart on by the interposition

of ordinary obstacles. She had taken good care to have the engagement

pretty well trumpeted over Bowling Green; and in less than three months

from the time what is described in the foregoing chapter occurred, the

lady had a day fixed for the wedding ceremony, which, she declared

should be on such a scale of magnificence as would astonish all New

York, to say nothing of West Bowling Green. And now she was distracting

her wits, and the wits of her friends, over what she called the

preliminaries extraordinary. Weddings, the lady said, must be

illuminated according to the position of the family. And to that end an

additional amount of elegant furniture was got for the house, a new

carriage was ordered, and Mr. Napoleon Bowles was to appear in a new

livery, with top boots. Nor was the family finery to be neglected, for

at least a dozen dressmakers had been employed for a month plying their

needles. In short, this great coming event in the history of the Chapman

family had afforded Bowling Green enough to talk about for a month.

The lady's meek looking little husband pleaded in vain for economy;

suggested in vain his almost empty pocket. "A quiet family wedding, my

dear, with a few honest-hearted friends invited, will be so much better,

you know;" he would say, submissively. "You know what nice quiet

weddings we used to have at Dogtown, and how cheap they were."

"Don't mention Dogtown, my dear; pray don't, my darling," the lady would

reply, a curl of contempt on her lips. "We live in New York, now. I wish

we had never known Dogtown--only common people marry in that way in New

York. Never bring Dogtown into the house again, my darling."

"Have it all your own way, my dear," Chapman would conclude, knowing

there was nothing for him to do but surrender submissively.

St. Paul's Church was to be decorated with flowers, for the young people

were to be married there, surrounded by gay and admiring friends, who

were to make the picture bright and sunny with their smiles and

congratulations. And there was to be a grand reception and a sumptuous

supper at the house; and the happiness of bride and bridegroom was to be

drunk in sparkling wine; and music and dancing was to animate the soul

and add charms to their joy-dream.

Mrs. Chapman, I may add here, had a great weakness for distinctions. She

had cards printed in gold, in blue, and in red. Such as received cards

printed in gold were to consider themselves particularly honored. In

short, she divided her guests into three classes--select friends,

friends, and acquaintances, and sent them cards accordingly. This manner

of distinguishing between guests got the lady into a deal of trouble,

and gave rise to much ill-feeling between those who held cards printed

in gold and those holding ordinary red ones. Beau Pinks had been honored

with a card printed in gold, which he said was a proof of the high

esteem he was held in by the lady. In truth, the Beau took great pride

in showing this card to the best Bowling Green society, and, with a

suggestive nod of the head, saying he had got his best clothes ready,

and was waiting to put in an appearance. Mrs. Chapman had always

regarded Pinks as a valuable capture, and if he came to the wedding,

why, that would in part be gaining the advantage she desired, and in a

measure pay off the old score she had against a few of these nice old

Bowling Green people.

It must be said to Pinks' credit that he never declined an invitation to

a wedding, and rarely missed a chance to mourn at a friend's funeral.

And while Mrs. Chapman seemed to think of nothing else, and talk of

nothing else but this great coming event, Chapman had been noticed to

wear a more serious look than usual, and indeed to be in a more

thoughtful mood. Indeed it was evident there was something on his mind

causing him deep anxiety, even distress. It was noticed, too, that he

had for several days gone to business earlier than usual and returned

later. And when Mrs. Chapman requested an explanation, he would reply by

saying: "Matters at the counting-house require examining into, my dear."

In truth, the financial affairs of the great Kidd Discovery Company had

begun to exhibit those infirmities which are a sure sign of speedy

wreck.

And now the day was come when Mattie was to be married to Mr. Gusher. It

was three years to-day since Tite bid her good-bye and sailed on his

voyage, and it was to be her wedding-day. How strange the changed scene

seemed to her.

It was one of those soft and balmy mornings in May, when nature seems to

enchant us, and hold sweet communion with us through all her beauties.

There was not a ripple on the water; white sails dotted the calm

surface of the bay, which seemed like a silvery lake quietly sleeping in

the embrace of pretty green hills, softened by the golden gleams of the

rising sun. The trees were in blossom; birds were filling the air with

delicious melody, but not a leaf stirred.

The Chapman family were up before the sun that morning, and the whole

house was astir ere Bowling Green had fairly waked up, or the din of

Broadway had broken the stillness. Chapman had spent a restless night,

and seemed sad and downcast, as if some trouble he would fain conceal

was weighing on his mind. He breakfasted alone that morning, and went to

business an hour earlier than usual, promising to return at one o'clock.

He returned, however, at twelve, and in such a state of distress as to

alarm the whole house. Indeed he entered the house more like a madman

than a philosopher, and so alarmed Bowles by the wildness of his manner

and appearance, that he proceeded in a state of great excitement to

inform his mistress. When, then, that lady entered the parlor she found

her husband stretched on the sofa, with his right hand pressing his

forehead, and apparently in a state of great distress. To her repeated

enquiries as to what produced this great distress, he would only answer

by shaking his head and giving vent to the most pitiful groans.

The lady could not fail to see that some great misfortune had overtaken

her husband--something that might blast the dream of her golden future.

"I hope, my dear, it is nothing that will interfere with the wedding

to-day?" she enquired, her face already beginning to give out signs of

alarm.

Chapman made no reply, but got quickly up from the sofa and paced the

room hurriedly, his hair tossed in to disorder, and in a state of

frenzy.

After pacing up and down the room in this manner for two or three

minutes, which seemed like hours to Mrs. Chapman, who had kept her eyes

fixed on his every movement, he approached the lady, and with a wild

stare, muttered rather than spoke: "A funeral, funeral, my dear--not a

wedding to-day." Chapman pressed his hands to his head again, and wept

like a child. "Boundless iniquity," he resumed, "fraud--deception--crime--

disgrace--folly--extravagance--disappointment--poverty. What a sham the

world is! All, all is gone! No need for a clergyman here to-day. The

sheriff will be here in an hour."

"My dear, my dear, do explain yourself, so that I may understand our

position;" Mrs. Chapman interposed, her whole system yielding to the

force of excitement. "If the trouble is only of a transient nature, we

may still give the wedding--"

"Wedding! my dear," interrupted Chapman, wiping the tears from his eyes.

"There can be no wedding in this house to-day, for Gusher has turned out

an impostor, and is in prison--." Before he had time to say any more,

the lady threw up her arms with an exclamation, shrieked and swooned.

Chapman attempted to catch her in his arms as she was falling, but she

carried him to the floor under her great weight, and indeed caused him

to feel alarmed for his own safety. Fortunately, Bowles entered the

parlor just as his mistress fell, and seeing the danger his master was

in, ran to his relief, and after extracting him from his perilous

position, assisted in getting his mistress safely on the sofa, where

restoratives, such as are common where ladies are given to such ills,

were applied.

Chapman was indeed a man to be pitied. He had now more than his head and

hands full of trouble. The care it was now necessary to bestow on his

wife (for she was above all else in his mind) in a great measure

relieved him of the excitement caused by his great financial

misfortunes. When, then, Mattie entered the parlor and found him

comparatively calm, she fancied her mother had swooned from

over-exertion on her behalf. Taking a seat beside her mother, she kissed

and kissed her cheek, and proceeded to bestow upon her those attentions

her case demanded, and in so kind and gentle a manner as to show how

deep and true was the love she bore her.

Chapman soon relieved Mattie's mind, by telling her all that had

happened. As he concluded she grasped his hand firmly and imprinted a

kiss on his cheek. "Heaven be thanked, father," she said, "it is a kind

Providence that directs all our destinies. I am free now. You are

free--free in your intentions--free in your conscience. I am happy

now--happy because I shall not have to interpose my oath against yours.

You shall know what I mean by that hereafter."

While this was going on up stairs Bowles, his eyes protruding, and in a

state of great alarm, entered the kitchen, where Bridget, the cook, and

Kitty, the chambermaid were at work, and stammered out: "Der don't be no

weddin' in dis house to-day--peers to me--no how. Quid mortibus,

portendibus--my missus am most dead."

"To the pots wid yeer latin, ye nager," said Bridget, seizing the tongs

and holding them threatingly over his head. "To the pots wid yeer latin,

ye nager. Spake so a dacent woman can understand what ye mane." To

appease Bridget's wrath and save his head, Bowles condescended to use

plain English in describing what had happened up stairs.

"Much good may the faint do the big, auld woman," said Bridget, with an

air of indifference. "The divel takes a mighty good care of his own."

"Quid--mortibus--portendibus," repeated Bowles, as Bridget ran to the

door with the tongs upraised, causing him to beat a hasty retreat.

"Bad luck to such a nager!" exclaimed Bridget, as Bowles shut the door.

"Shure he thinks more about his latin and his livery an he do about his

priest."

"Chapman, my dear Chapman, how crushing this all is," the lady

whispered, as she began to recover her consciousness. "I feel more dead

than alive--I do. Send Bowles out. Do what you can to soften the

disappointment. Tell those who come it was all owing to unforeseen

circumstances. Oh, my dear daughter," she put her arm around Mattie's

neck, drew her to her and kissed her, "how can we look Bowling Green in

the face after this? We never shall, and yet your father is a scholar

and a gentleman."

Chapman's excitement began to return with his wife's recovery; indeed it

soon became her turn to soothe his troubled mind.

"Gusher--the handsome young gentleman--is in prison, eh, and turns out

to be--"

"My dear wife," interrupted Chapman, again giving way to his feelings,

"he turns out to be Louis Pinto, an impostor. That's the whole of

it--except what there may be in this paper." He drew a newspaper from

his pocket, and pointing to an article headed: "A Notorious Impostor

caught at Last," said: "There, my dear, read that." It gave a very long

account, or rather history of the prisoner's exploits in Havana and New

Orleans, his operations in New York, financially as well as socially,

and indeed all the circumstances attending his career since he arrived

in the city, his connection with the great Kidd Discovery Company, and

not forgetting to mention that he was to have been married this day to a

lovely and interesting young lady--the daughter of a highly respectable

family.

"Have read enough, my dear," said Mrs. Chapman, putting the paper aside

quietly. "Smelling salts, the ammonia, my daughter," she whispered to

Mattie, and motioned her hand to bring them quickly. "I shall faint

again, I am sure I shall."

"Don't let it worry you so much, mother," replied Mattie, as she handed

her the phial. "We ought all to be thankful that we have escaped with no

worse disgrace. I at least am thankful."

Mrs. Chapman shook her head, but made no reply for several minutes. Then

turning to her husband, she pressed her hands to her head and resumed:

"My pride is crushed, and my courage all gone, gone, gone. Bigelow

Chapman, my dear, when I married you I knew you were intellectually

great, and I looked forward to a brilliant future. The house is all dark

now."

"Extravagance, my dear, extravagance," said Chapman, shaking his head

suggestively. "It is a master that will break down the best of us."

Topman and Mrs. Topman have been indulging in extravagance; Gusher has

been spending all the money he could get, and all the young men in the

office went to doing the same. "And you, my darling--you know you havn't

lived--." Chapman was going to say, "so economical."

"But, my dear," rejoined Mrs. Chapman quickly, and evidently inclined to

change the conversation: "It was not me who introduced the handsome

young gentleman into the house."

"No, my dear--you only encouraged him when he was in," replied Chapman,

submissively. "I didn't tell you all, my dear, Topman is a forger, and

is not to be found. And, and the worst of it is--and that is what has

caused all the trouble--the great Kidd Discovery Company is dead! That's

where it is!"

"Dead, my dear, dead!" reiterated the astonished woman. "We call it gone

up in Wall Street--"

"Couldn't you contrive some way, my dear, to lighten the disgrace?"

"Wall Street is in a state of excitement, the sheriff is in possession

of everything, and beggary stares me in the face--"

This conversation was interrupted by loud ringing of the hall bell, and

in another minute Bowles opened the parlor door and the sheriff and one

of his deputies entered, and commenced their business. "Beg your

pardon," said the sheriff, bowing politely, while his deputy

deliberately took a seat and began a survey of everything within sight.

"You must excuse any lack of ceremony on our part. It is a part of our

duty to do these things, and we try to relieve them as much as possible

of their painful features." Then taking Chapman aside, he suggested that

the ladies better be got up stairs. And while this was being done the

deputy entered the back parlor, and placing his hat on the pier table,

began taking an inventory of all the furniture.

"You will find my deputy a gentleman," said the sheriff, addressing

Chapman when the ladies had left the parlor, "and if not such a

companion as you would prefer, I am compelled to leave him with you, and

hope your esteem for him will improve on acquaintance. He will take a

schedule of everything, and anything missing thereafter you will be held

responsible for." Thus saying, the gentleman bid Chapman a polite good

morning, and hurried himself out of the house.

Again the hall bell rang. This time Bowles brought in an unsealed note,

grimy and discolored. Chapman immediately recognized it as from Gusher.

He carried it up stairs to his dear wife, who read it aloud, for it was

addressed to her, and read thus:

"Pardon, madam, pardon. Zis one circumstance, he is so very

disagreeable. My compliment to ze family, an Mr. Gusher, he beg

to say as he shall be compel to forego ze pleasure of is

marriage zis day wiz your daughter. He is one grand rascal what

make me so much trouble. So many friend come to see me to-day.

But ze suberscribed condition of my accommodation shall prevent

ze carry out of my obligation wiz your lovely daughter. You

shall zee, madam, as I am a man--yes, madam, a gentleman of

'onar. I shall get all my enemies undar my feet. Zen I shall do

myself ze 'onar to marry your lovely daughter. Allow me, madam.

I shall subscribe myself your friend.

"PHILO GUSHER."

"Impudence to the very last," said Mrs. Chapman; "he has brought this

disgrace upon us, and now insults us in this way." When Chapman returned

he found the parlor doors locked, and was informed by the sheriff's

deputy that he must confine himself to the kitchen and one room up

stairs.

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