CHAPTER XXI.--WHAT HAPPENED IN THE SMALLEST CHURCH IN ENGLAND.

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For some reason or other the spirits of our driving party seemed

steadily rising. It was simply impossible to put anybody out of humor,

no matter what happened. Everything was lovely and just as it should be,

even to the pelting showers that came down with such swift suddenness

as to almost soak them through before they could get under cover of

waterproofs and umbrellas, and then a moment after left them stranded in

brilliant sunshine, fairly steaming within the rubber coats which, with

much difficulty, had but just been adjusted. Indeed, every day seemed

more full of enjoyment than the one that preceded it and to call for

more enthusiasm. If any one had asked Mr. Harris, for instance, how he

accounted for this, he would probably have laughed good-naturedly at the

question, and answered: “Why, easily enough! How could it be otherwise

with this glorious weather, this beautiful country, and our jolly little

party!” But the real secret of what made the party so jolly was, in

fact, quite beyond Mr. Harris's ability to divine. The real secret lay

with Marie-Celeste and Dorothy in the good news that had been committed

to their keeping; and, strange to say, it seemed to mean as much to

Dorothy, who was no relation of Theodore's, as to Marie-Celeste, who

was. As a result, they were both brimming over with fun and merriment;

and as there is, fortunately, nothing in the world more contagious than

good spirits, the other members of the party were equally merry without

in the least knowing why. Even Mr. Farwell, who had simply been invited

to fill up and because he was a friend of Mr. Harris's, fell under the

spell, and bloomed out in a most surprising and delightful manner, and

by the time the first week was over felt as though he had known them

all all his life, and, indeed, very much regretted that such was not in

truth the case.

From the Waterhead Hotel, at Coniston, the plan had been laid to retrace

their way a few miles over the same road by which they had come from

Windermere, make a stop for two or three hours at the Rothay Hotel,

and then drive on to Keswick that same afternoon. But just as they were

rolling into Grasmere, the off-leader, with the total depravity peculiar

to animal nature, struck the only stone visible within a hundred yards

on that perfect roadway, laming himself instantly and in most pronounced

fashion. This chanced to be the first mishap; but then could you really

call an accident a mishap that simply necessitated a three-days' stay

in the beautiful Wordsworth district? Our sunshiny little party, at any

rate, chose not so to regard it, and scoured the whole lovely region on

foot, reading Wordsworth's poetry in their halts by the roadside, and

growing familiar with every foot of the lanes he so dearly loved. Not

content with their morning spent in the Grasmere Church, and beside

his grave in the little churchyard without, they even made their way to

Wordsworth's old home--beautiful Rydal Mount--hoping, on the strength

of a card of introduction to the gentleman residing there, to possibly

be allowed to see the house. The gentleman, however, when they presented

themselves at his door, politely bowed them out instead of in, and they

were fain to content themselves with the lesser privilege of inspecting

the prettily terraced garden.

When, after the three days' rest, the off-leader had been coaxed into

proper driving condition, they started off once more, but rather late in

the afternoon, planning to take things in quite leisurely fashion, out

of regard for the same off-leader, and depending upon the wonderful

English twilight to bring them into Keswick before ten o'clock. It

happened to be a local holiday in Cumberland, and as a result here and

there they encountered a solitary specimen of humanity prone upon his

back or his face, just as it chanced, by the roadside, or, not quite

so badly off as that, reeling along to wherever home might be in that

apparently houseless region. At six o'clock, on one of the highest

points on the road that leads to Keswick, they stopped at the Nag's

Head, a typical roadside inn, for supper, the sounds of revelry in whose

tap-room at once accounted for the sorry customers they had met upon

the road before they reached it. It was exceedingly interesting to the

American contingent of the party to gain a little insight into the life

of the English “navvies;” and they passed the little tap-room, reeking

with smoke and smelling of pipes and beer mugs, rather more often than

circumstances would warrant, for the sake of looking in on the jolly

fellows, and catching a sentence or so of their almost unintelligible

dialect. A truce to all this, however, for fear you should imagine, and

with reason, that even at this late stage I am going to fare so wide

of my province of story-teller as to conduct you in guide-book fashion

through the counties of Westmoreland and Cumberland. But, nevertheless,

up to this same Nag's Head Inn we simply had to come, because some one

else, in whom we have an interest, is coming there too as fast as a good

road-horse can carry him. It seems that opposite the Nag's Head Inn the

Church of England has built a tiny edifice, and as though to apologize

for the apparent unreasonableness of building any church there

whatsoever, they have made a most miniature affair of it. A placard

suspended within proclaims the fact that it is the smallest church in

all England, and beneath it a contribution-box, of dimensions out of

all proportion to the surroundings, invites spare shillings for the

maintenance of the lonely little parish.

The peculiar isolation of the place appeals to the average tourist in

most pathetic fashion, and no sooner have our friends of the driving

party crowded within the diminutive door than Mr. Harris, hat in hand,

commences to take up a collection, with a view to making a radical

addition to the contents of the roomy contribution-box. Just as he

is concluding the exercise of this truly churchly function, and

Marie-Celeste is dropping her very last sixpence into the depths of the

appealing hat, the little doorway is suddenly darkened---as it has

need to be when any one comes through it--and in the next second Ted is

standing in their midst. The collection goes sliding on to the floor,

to be re-collected at leisure, and everybody, with the exception of Mr.

Farwell, is trying to seize Ted's hand at once. Precedence, however, is

given to the claims of Marie-Celeste, and the upturned face is greeted

with the most prodigious kiss.

“I thought we should happen to meet you somewhere on this trip,”

said Mr. Harris, when things had subsided enough for an attempt at

conversation, groping the while on all-fours, and with Harold's help,

for the fugitive shillings on the floor.

“Well, you can hardly call it happening to meet, when I've been riding

since early this morning to catch you. I expected to overtake you at

Grasmere, but found you were well on your way to Keswick by the time I

reached it.”

“Well, where did you come from, anyhow, old fellow?” asked Harold,

pleased beyond measure that Ted had seen fit to follow them up in this

fashion. He could not imagine whatever had suddenly brought it about,

after all the neglect of the summer; but that did not in the least

diminish his delight.

“I came from home, Harold,” Ted replied; “I went back there two weeks

ago, but it was so lonely I couldn't stand it, and so when I found out

through the Allyns about where you were, I came posthaste after you.

Besides, you know, when I discovered that my brake had been walked off

with in a rather cool fashion, I concluded I had some rights in the

case, and came to look after them. I see it's been terribly abused,”

glancing in the direction of the brake, which, minus the horses, stood

in front of the inn across the narrow road; “it was as good as new when

you started.”

But these last remarks, so like the old Ted, but for the fact that

he was not in the least in earnest, were hardly listened to at all by

Harold. He was thinking his own glad thoughts. Five weeks yet till the

Harrises would sail for home! Ted would have a chance to redeem himself

in that time and make up for all his coldness and neglect; and the joy

of it all was that it looked as though he was going to try to do it.

“Half crown, please, for being permitted to join the party,” said Mr.

Harris, presenting the hat to Ted, after making sure that none of the

coins were still missing; and Ted, though wholly bent on practising

close economy, felt the circumstances justified the outlay, and did as

he was bid.

There was only one person to whom Ted's coming was not a source of

unalloyed pleasure. The addition of a seventh member to the party made

it necessary that some one should occupy the vacant back seat on the

brake between the grooms, and Mr. Farwell was gentleman enough to insist

upon being allowed to take his regular turn in the matter. He would not

have minded this much, however, only that, being endowed with average

qualities of discernment, he soon realized he had been obliged to take

a back seat in more senses than one. Dorothy continued to be most polite

and friendly, but that Ted filled the role of an old and privileged

friend was at once evident on the face of things, and Mr. Farwell

endeavored to accept the situation with the best grace possible, and

succeeded, be it said to his credit, remarkably well.

Mr. and Mrs. Harris were soon taken into Ted's confidence--the very

next day, in fact, as they were sitting in the garden of the hotel

at Keswick--and listened as raptly to his narration of all that had

happened these last few weeks as the little circle outside the cottage

door had listened to Marie-Celeste. Ted, however, made no excuses for

himself, whereas Marie-Celeste's account was full of them; and so one

narration was naturally far less plausible than the other. The one fact

that seemed to Mr. and Mrs. Harris to defy credulity was that Ted should

have fallen into the hands of the Hartleys, for in what other little

cottage in all England could such a transformation have been wrought?

Where else could he have been brought into such close touch with all

the old home interests as he had been there, first through Chris and

afterward through Donald and Marie-Celeste, and where else could he have

come to see so clearly that he had been wilfully trampling upon all that

is truest and best in life? “Fritz,” said Mrs. Harris that evening,

as in company with Marie-Celeste they were strolling home from an hour

spent in the little churchyard where the great poet Southey is buried,

“I think it is beautiful to realize what a grand part Providence plays

in the world.”

“Providence!” said Marie-Celeste thoughtfully; “really, I do not know

just what people mean by Providence.”

“The word is from the Latin,” said her father, who, with most college

men, liked to bring his knowledge of derivations to the front now and

then, “and the dictionary, I think, would tell you that it means God's

thoughtful care for everything created.”

“Exactly,” said Mrs. Harris, “only it seems to me that people are often

in too much of a hurry to make use of the word, for you can't he certain

until you are able to look hack upon a thing whether it was surely of

God's ordering or man's short-sighted scheming. Still I am inclined to

believe, even at this stage of the proceeding, that our coming over

here this summer has indeed been a beautiful providence and a few weeks

later, for good and sufficient reasons, there was not a shadow of doubt

on that score left in the mind of any one.”

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