They first of all tried the efficacy of prayers to drive away the evil

spirits; but these proving unavailing, they began seriously to reflect

whether it would not be much better to leave the place altogether to the

devils that inhabited it. They ultimately resolved, however, to try it a

little longer; and having craved forgiveness of all their sins, betook

themselves to bed. That night they slept in tolerable comfort, but it was

merely a trick of their tormentor to lull them into false security. When,

on the succeeding night, they heard no noises, they began to flatter

themselves that the devil was driven out, and prepared accordingly to take

up their quarters for the whole winter in the palace. These symptoms on

their part became the signal for renewed uproar among the fiends. On the

1st of November, they heard something walking with a slow and solemn pace

up and down the withdrawing-room, and immediately afterwards a shower of

stones, bricks, mortar, and broken glass pelted about their ears. On the

2d the steps were again heard in the withdrawing-room, sounding to their

fancy very much like the treading of an enormous bear, which continued for

about a quarter of an hour. This noise having ceased, a large warming-pan

was thrown violently upon the table, followed by a number of stones and

the jawbone of a horse. Some of the boldest walked valiantly into the

withdrawing-room, armed with swords and pistols; but could discover

nothing. They were afraid that night to go to sleep, and sat up, making

fires in every room, and burning candles and lamps in great abundance;

thinking that, as the fiends loved darkness, they would not disturb a

company surrounded with so much light. They were deceived, however:

buckets of water came down the chimneys and extinguished the fires; and

the candles were blown out, they knew not how. Some of the servants who

had betaken themselves to bed were drenched with putrid ditch-water as

they lay, and arose in great fright, muttering incoherent prayers, and

exposing to the wondering eyes of the commissioners their linen all

dripping with green moisture, and their knuckles red with the blows they

had at the same time received from some invisible tormentors. While they

were still speaking, there was a noise like the loudest thunder, or the

firing of a whole park of artillery, upon which they all fell down upon

their knees and implored the protection of the Almighty. One of the

commissioners then arose, the others still kneeling, and asked in a

courageous voice, and in the name of God, who was there, and what they had

done that they should be troubled in that manner. No answer was returned,

and the noises ceased for a while. At length, however, as the

commissioners said, "the devil came again, and brought with it seven

devils worse than itself." Being again in darkness, they lighted a candle

and placed it in the doorway, that it might throw a light upon the two

chambers at once; but it was suddenly blown out, and one commissioner said

that he had "seen the similitude of a horse's hoof striking the candle and

candlestick into the middle of the chamber, and afterwards making three

scrapes on the snuff to put it out." Upon this, the same person was so

bold as to draw his sword; but he asserted positively that he had hardly

withdrawn it from the scabbard before an invisible hand seized hold of it

and tugged with him for it, and prevailing, struck him so violent a blow

with the pommel that he was quite stunned. Then the noises began again;

upon which, with one accord, they all retired into the presence-chamber,

where they passed the night, praying and singing psalms.

They were by this time convinced that it was useless to struggle any

longer with the powers of evil that seemed determined to make Woodstock

their own. These things happened on the Saturday night; and being repeated

on the Sunday, they determined to leave the place immediately, and return

to London. By Tuesday morning early, all their preparations were

completed; and, shaking the dust off their feet, and devoting Woodstock

and all its inhabitants to the infernal gods, they finally took their

departure.[43]

[43] Dr. H. More's _Continuation of Glanvil's Collection of

Relations in proof of Witchcraft_.

Many years elapsed before the true cause of these disturbances was

discovered. It was ascertained at the Restoration, that the whole was the

work of Giles Sharp, the trusty clerk of the commissioners. This man,

whose real name was Joseph Collins, was a concealed royalist, and had

passed his early life within the bowers of Woodstock; so that he knew

every hole and corner of the place, and the numerous trap-doors and secret

passages that abounded in the building. The commissioners, never

suspecting the true state of his opinions, but believing him to be

revolutionary to the back-bone, placed the utmost reliance upon him; a

confidence which he abused in the manner above detailed, to his own great

amusement and that of the few cavaliers whom he let into the secret.

Quite as extraordinary and as cleverly managed was the trick played off at

Tedworth, in 1661, at the house of Mr. Mompesson, and which is so

circumstantially narrated by the Rev. Joseph Glanvil, under the title of

_The Demon of Tedworth_, and appended, among other proofs of witchcraft,

to his noted work called _Sadducismus Triumphatus_. About the middle of

April, in the year above mentioned, Mr. Mompesson, having returned to his

house at Tedworth from a journey he had taken to London, was informed by

his wife, that during his absence they had been troubled with the most

extraordinary noises. Three nights afterwards he heard the noise himself;

and it appeared to him to be that of "a great knocking at his doors, and

on the outside of his walls." He immediately arose, dressed himself, took

down a pair of pistols, and walked valiantly forth to discover the

disturber, under the impression that it must be a robber; but, as he went,

the noise seemed to travel before or behind him; and when he arrived at

the door from which he thought it proceeded, he saw nothing, but still

heard "a strange hollow sound." He puzzled his brains for a long time, and

searched every corner of the house; but discovering nothing, he went to

bed again. He was no sooner snug under the clothes than the noise began

again more furiously than ever, sounding very much like a "thumping and

drumming on the top of his house, and then by degrees going off into the

air."

These things continued for several nights, when it came to the

recollection of Mr. Mompesson that some time before he had given orders

for the arrest and imprisonment of a wandering drummer, who went about the

country with a large drum, disturbing quiet people and soliciting alms,

and that he had detained the man's drum, and that probably the drummer was

a wizard, and had sent evil spirits to haunt his house to be revenged of

him. He became strengthened in his opinion every day, especially when the

noises assumed, to his fancy, a resemblance to the beating of a drum,

"like that at the breaking up of a guard." Mrs. Mompesson being brought to

bed, the devil, or the drummer, very kindly and considerately refrained

from making the usual riot; but, as soon as she recovered strength, began

again "in a ruder manner than before, following and vexing the young

children, and beating their bedsteads with so much violence that every one

expected they would fall in pieces." For an hour together, as the worthy

Mr. Mompesson repeated to his wondering neighbours, this infernal drummer

"would beat 'Roundheads and Cuckolds,' the 'Tat-too,' and several other

points of war, as cleverly as any soldier." When this had lasted long

enough, he changed his tactics, and scratched with his iron talons under

the children's bed. "On the 5th of November," says the Rev. Joseph

Glanvil, "it made a mighty noise; and a servant observing two boards in

the children's room seeming to move, he bid it give him one of them. Upon

which the board came (nothing moving it that he saw) within a yard of him.

The man added, 'Nay, let me have it in my hand;' upon which the spirit,

devil, or drummer pushed it towards him so close that he might touch it."

"This," continues Glanvil, "was in the day-time, and was seen by a whole

room full of people. That morning it left a sulphureous smell behind it,

which was very offensive. At night the minister, one Mr. Cragg, and

several of the neighbours came to the house on a visit. Mr. Cragg went to

prayers with them, kneeling at the children's bedside, where it then

became very troublesome and loud. During prayer-time, the spirit withdrew

into the cock-loft, but returned as soon as prayers were done; and then,

in sight of the company, the chairs walked about the room of themselves,

the children's shoes were hurled over their heads, and every loose thing

moved about the chamber. At the same time, a bed-staff was thrown at the

minister, which hit him on the leg, but so favourably, that a lock of wool

could not have fallen more softly." On another occasion, the blacksmith of

the village, a fellow who cared neither for ghost nor devil, slept with

John the footman, that he also might hear the disturbances and be cured of

his incredulity, when there "came a noise in the room as if one had been

shoeing a horse, and somewhat came, as it were, with a pair of pincers,"

snipping and snapping at the poor blacksmith's nose the greater part of

the night. Next day it came panting like a dog out of breath; upon which

some woman present took a bed-staff to knock at it, "which was caught

suddenly out of her hand and thrown away; and company coming up, the room

was presently filled with a _bloomy noisome smell_, and was very hot,

though without fire, in a very sharp and severe winter. It continued in

the bed, panting and scratching for an hour and a half, and then went into

the next room, where it knocked a little, and seemed to rattle a chain."

The rumour of these wonderful occurrences soon spread all over the

country, and people from far and near flocked to the haunted house of

Tedworth, to believe or doubt as their natures led them, but all filled

with intense curiosity. It appears, too, that the fame of these events

reached the royal ear, and that some gentlemen were sent by the king to

investigate the circumstances, and draw up a report of what they saw or

heard. Whether the royal commissioners were more sensible men than the

neighbours of Mr. Mompesson, and required more clear and positive evidence

than they, or whether the powers with which they were armed to punish any

body who might be found carrying on this deception frightened the

evil-doers, is not certain; but Glanvil himself reluctantly confesses that

all the time they were in the house the noises ceased, and nothing was

heard or seen. "However," says he, "as to the quiet of the house when the

courtiers were there, the intermission may have been accidental, or

perhaps the demon was not willing to give so public a testimony of those

transactions which might possibly convince those who he had rather should

continue in unbelief of his existence."

As soon as the royal commissioners took their departure, the infernal

drummer recommenced his antics, and hundreds of persons were daily present

to hear and wonder. Mr. Mompesson's servant was so fortunate as not only

to hear, but to see this pertinacious demon, for it came and stood at the

foot of his bed. "The exact shape and proportion of it he could not

discover; but he saw a great body, with two red and glaring eyes, which,

for some time, were fixed steadily on him, and at length disappeared."

Innumerable were the antics it played. Once it purred like a cat; beat the

children's legs black and blue; put a long spike into Mr. Mompesson's bed,

and a knife into his mother's; filled the porringers with ashes; hid a

Bible under the grate; and turned the money black in people's pockets.

"One night," said Mr. Mompesson, in a letter to Mr. Glanvil, "there were

seven or eight of these devils in the shape of men, who, as soon as a gun

was fired, would shuffle away into an arbour;" a circumstance which might

have convinced Mr. Mompesson of the mortal nature of his persecutors, if

he had not been of the number of those worse than blind, who shut their

eyes and refuse to see.

In the mean time the drummer, the supposed cause of all the mischief,

passed his time in Gloucester gaol, whither he had been committed as a

rogue and a vagabond. Being visited one day by some person from the

neighbourhood of Tedworth, he asked what was the news in Wiltshire, and

whether people did not talk a great deal about a drumming in a gentleman's

house there? The visitor replied that he heard of nothing else; upon which

the drummer observed, "I have done it; I have thus plagued him; and he

shall never be quiet until he hath made me satisfaction for taking away my

drum." No doubt the fellow, who seems to have been a gipsy, spoke the

truth, and that the gang of which he was a member knew more about the

noises at Mr. Mompesson's house than any body else. Upon these words,

however, he was brought to trial at Salisbury for witchcraft; and, being

found guilty, was sentenced to transportation; a sentence which, for its

leniency, excited no little wonder in that age, when such an accusation,

whether proved or not, generally insured the stake or the gibbet. Glanvil

says that the noises ceased immediately the drummer was sent beyond the

seas; but that, somehow or other, he managed to return from

transportation; "by raising storms and affrighting the seamen, it was

said;" when the disturbances were forthwith renewed, and continued at

intervals for several years. Certainly, if the confederates of this roving

gipsy were so pertinacious in tormenting poor weak Mr. Mompesson, their

pertinacity is a most extraordinary instance of what revenge is capable

of. It was believed by many, at the time, that Mr. Mompesson himself was

privy to the whole matter, and permitted and encouraged these tricks in

his house for the sake of notoriety; but it seems more probable that the

gipsies were the real delinquents, and that Mr. Mompesson was as much

alarmed and bewildered as his credulous neighbours, whose excited

imaginations conjured up no small portion of these stories,

"Which rolled, and as they rolled grew larger visibly."

Many instances of a similar kind, during the seventeenth century, might be

gleaned from Glanvil and other writers of that period; but they do not

differ sufficiently from these to justify a detail of them. The most

famous of all haunted houses acquired its notoriety much nearer our own

time; and the circumstances connected with it are so curious, and afford

so fair a specimen of the easy credulity even of well-informed and

sensible people, as to merit a little notice in this chapter. The

Cock-Lane Ghost, as it was called, kept London in commotion for a

considerable time, and was the theme of conversation among the learned and

the illiterate, and in every circle, from that of the prince to that of

the peasant.

[Illustration: THE HAUNTED HOUSE IN COCK LANE.]

At the commencement of the year 1760, there resided in Cock Lane, near

West Smithfield, in the house of one Parsons, the parish clerk of St.

Sepulchre's, a stockbroker, named Kent. The wife of this gentleman had

died in child-bed during the previous year, and his sister-in-law, Miss

Fanny, had arrived from Norfolk to keep his house for him. They soon

conceived a mutual affection, and each of them made a will in the other's

favour. They lived some months in the house of Parsons, who, being a needy

man, borrowed money of his lodger. Some difference arose betwixt them, and

Mr. Kent left the house, and instituted legal proceedings against the

parish-clerk for the recovery of his money.

While this matter was yet pending, Miss Fanny was suddenly taken ill of

the small-pox; and, notwithstanding every care and attention, she died in

a few days, and was buried in a vault under Clerkenwell church. Parsons

now began to hint that the poor lady had come unfairly by her death, and

that Mr. Kent was accessory to it, from his too great eagerness to enter

into possession of the property she had bequeathed him. Nothing further

was said for nearly two years; but it would appear that Parsons was of so

revengeful a character, that he had never forgotten or forgiven his

differences with Mr. Kent, and the indignity of having been sued for the

borrowed money. The strong passions of pride and avarice were silently at

work during all that interval, hatching schemes of revenge, but dismissing

them one after the other as impracticable, until, at last, a notable one

suggested itself. About the beginning of the year 1762, the alarm was

spread over all the neighbourhood of Cock Lane, that the house of Parsons

was haunted by the ghost of poor Fanny, and that the daughter of Parsons,

a girl about twelve years of age, had several times seen and conversed

with the spirit, who had, moreover, informed her, that she had not died of

the small-pox, as was currently reported, but of poison, administered by

Mr. Kent. Parsons, who originated, took good care to countenance these

reports; and, in answer to numerous inquiries, said his house was every

night, and had been for two years, in fact, ever since the death of Fanny,

troubled by a loud knocking at the doors and in the walls. Having thus

prepared the ignorant and credulous neighbours to believe or exaggerate

for themselves what he had told them, he sent for a gentleman of a higher

class in life, to come and witness these extraordinary occurrences. The

gentleman came accordingly, and found the daughter of Parsons, to whom the

spirit alone appeared, and whom alone it answered, in bed, trembling

violently, having just seen the ghost, and been again informed that she

had died from poison. A loud knocking was also heard from every part of

the chamber, which so mystified the not very clear understanding of the

visitor, that he departed, afraid to doubt and ashamed to believe, but

with a promise to bring the clergyman of the parish and several other

gentlemen on the following day, to report upon the mystery.

On the following night he returned, bringing with him three clergymen, and

about twenty other persons, including two negroes, when, upon a

consultation with Parsons, they resolved to sit up the whole night, and

await the ghost's arrival. It was then explained by Parsons, that although

the ghost would never render itself visible to any body but his daughter,

it had no objection to answer the questions that might be put to it, by

any person present, and that it expressed an affirmation by one knock, a

negative by two, and its displeasure by a kind of scratching. The child

was then put into bed along with her sister, and the clergymen examined

the bed and bed-clothes to satisfy themselves that no trick was played, by

knocking upon any substance concealed among the clothes. As on the

previous night, the bed was observed to shake violently.

[Illustration: ROOM IN THE HAUNTED HOUSE IN COCK LANE.[44]]

[44] The woman whose ghost was said to manifest itself in Cock

Lane was buried in the crypt or cloister of St. John,

Clerkenwell. The vault is composed of two aisles, that on the

south being much narrower than the other,--it was here she

was deposited.

About seven years since, I was sketching a picturesque

trefoil-headed door leading into this part of the vault; and

the place being at that time in great confusion with coffins,

remains of bodies, some of which were dried like mummies,

&c., I could find no better seat than one of the coffins. The

sexton's boy, who held my light, informed me this was the

coffin of _Scratching Fanny_, which recalled the Cock Lane

story to my mind. I got off the lid of the coffin, and saw

the face of a handsome woman, with an aquiline nose; this

feature remaining perfect, an uncommon case, for the

cartilage mostly gives way. The remains had become adipocere,

and were perfectly preserved. She was said to have been

poisoned by deleterious punch, but this was legally

disproved; and, if I remember rightly, she was otherwise

declared to have died of small-pox; of this disease there was

not the least sign; but as some mineral poisons tend to

render bodies adipocere, here was some evidence in support of

the former allegation. I made particular inquiries at the

time of Mr. Bird, churchwarden, a respectable and judicious

man; and he gave me good assurance that this coffin had

always been looked upon as the one containing the Cock Lane

woman. Since that time the vault has been set in order, and

the above-mentioned coffin, with others, put away.

The niche near the window in the drawing of the Ghost Room is

the place where the bed-head was, and where the scratching,

knocks, &c. were heard. This is the tradition of the house.

Mrs. King, who holds the premises, informs me that her family

has had the house about eighty years.--J. W. ARCHER.

After some hours, during which they all waited with exemplary patience,

the mysterious knocking was heard in the wall, and the child declared that

she saw the ghost of poor Fanny. The following questions were then gravely

put by the clergyman, through the medium of one Mary Frazer, the servant

of Parsons, and to whom it was said the deceased lady had been much

attached. The answers were in the usual fashion, by a knock or knocks:

"Do you make this disturbance on account of the ill-usage you received

from Mr. Kent?"--"Yes."

"Were you brought to an untimely end by poison?"--"Yes."

"How was the poison administered, in beer or purl?"--"In purl."

"How long was that before your death?"--"About three hours."

"Can your former servant, Carrots, give any information about the

poison?"--"Yes."

"Are you Kent's wife's sister?"--"Yes."

"Were you married to Kent after your sister's death?"--"No."

"Was any body else, besides Kent, concerned in your murder?"--"No."

"Can you, if you like, appear visibly to any one?"--"Yes."

"Will you do so?"--"Yes."

"Can you go out of this house?"--"Yes."

"Is it your intention to follow this child about every where?"--"Yes."

"Are you pleased in being asked these questions?"--"Yes."

"Does it ease your troubled soul?"--"Yes."

[Here there was heard a mysterious noise, which some wiseacre present

compared to the fluttering of wings.]

"How long before your death did you tell your servant, Carrots, that you

were poisoned? An hour?"--"Yes."

[Carrots, who was present, was appealed to; but she stated positively that

such was not the fact, as the deceased was quite speechless an hour before

her death. This shook the faith of some of the spectators, but the

examination was allowed to continue.]

"How long did Carrots live with you?"--"Three or four days."

[Carrots was again appealed to, and said that this was true.]

"If Mr. Kent is arrested for this murder, will he confess?"--"Yes."

"Would your soul be at rest if he were hanged for it?"--"Yes."

"Will he be hanged for it?"--"Yes."

"How long a time first?"--"Three years."

"How many clergymen are there in this room?"--"Three."

"How many negroes?"--"Two."

"Is this watch (held up by one of the clergymen) white?"--"No."

"Is it yellow?"--"No."

"Is it blue?"--"No."

"Is it black?"--"Yes."

[The watch was in a black shagreen case.]

"At what time this morning will you take your departure?"

The answer to this question was four knocks, very distinctly heard by

every person present; and accordingly, at four o'clock precisely the ghost

took its departure to the Wheatsheaf public-house close by, where it

frightened mine host and his lady almost out of their wits, by knocking in

the ceiling right above their bed.

The rumour of these occurrences very soon spread over London, and every

day Cock Lane was rendered impassable by the crowds of people who

assembled around the house of the parish clerk, in expectation of either

seeing the ghost or of hearing the mysterious knocks. It was at last found

necessary, so clamorous were they for admission within the haunted

precincts, to admit those only who would pay a certain fee, an arrangement

which was very convenient to the needy and money-loving Mr. Parsons.

Indeed, things had taken a turn greatly to his satisfaction; he not only

had his revenge, but he made a profit out of it. The ghost, in

consequence, played its antics every night, to the great amusement of many

hundreds of people and the great perplexity of a still greater number.

Unhappily, however, for the parish clerk, the ghost was induced to make

some promises which were the means of utterly destroying its reputation.

It promised, in answer to the questions of the Rev. Mr. Aldritch of

Clerkenwell, that it would not only follow the little Miss Parsons

wherever she went, but would also attend him, or any other gentleman, into

the vault under St. John's Church, where the body of the murdered woman

was deposited, and would there give notice of its presence by a distinct

knock upon the coffin. As a preliminary, the girl was conveyed to the

house of Mr. Aldritch near the church, where a large party of ladies and

gentlemen, eminent for their acquirements, their rank, or their wealth,

had assembled. About ten o'clock on the night of the first of February,

the girl having been brought from Cock Lane in a coach, was put to bed by

several ladies in the house of Mr. Aldritch; a strict examination having

been previously made that nothing was hidden in the bed-clothes. While the

gentlemen in an adjoining chamber were deliberating whether they should

proceed in a body to the vault, they were summoned into the bedroom by the

ladies, who affirmed, in great alarm, that the ghost was come, and that

they heard the knocks and scratches. The gentlemen entered accordingly,

with a determination to suffer no deception. The little girl, on being

asked whether she saw the ghost, replied, "No; but she felt it on her back

like a mouse." She was then required to put her hands out of bed, and they

being held by some of the ladies, the spirit was summoned in the usual

manner to answer, if it were in the room. The question was several times

put with great solemnity; but the customary knock was not heard in reply

in the walls, neither was there any scratching. The ghost was then asked

to render itself visible, but it did not choose to grant the request. It

was next solicited to give some token of its presence by a sound of any

sort, or by touching the hand or cheek of any lady or gentleman in the

room; but even with this request the ghost would not comply.

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