CHAPTER XIII. -- THE RIVAL HEIRESSES.

You smile, their eager ways to see,

But mark their choice when they

To choose their sportive garb are free,

The moral of their play.

Keble.

One curious part of the reticence of youth is that which relates to

its comprehension of grown-up affairs. There is a smile with which

the elders greet any question on the subject, half of wonder, half

of amusement, which is perfectly intolerable to the young, who remain

thinking that they are regarded as presumptuous and absurd, and thus

will do anything rather than expose themselves to it again.

Thus it was that Mrs. Brownlow flattered herself that her children never

put two and two together when she let them know of the discovery of

their relationship. Partly she judged by herself. She was never in

the habit of forecasting, and for so clever and spirited a woman, she

thought wonderfully little. She had plenty of intuitive sense, decided

rapidly and clearly, and could easily throw herself in other people’s

thoughts, but she seldom reflected, analysed or moralised, save on the

spur of the moment. She lived chiefly in the present, and the chief

events of her life had all come so suddenly and unexpectedly upon her,

that she was all the less inclined to guess at the future, having always

hitherto been taken by surprise.

So, when Jock observed in public--“Mother, they say at Kencroft that the

old miser ought to leave you half his money. Do you think he will?” it

was with perfect truth that she answered, “I don’t think at all about

it.”

It was taken in the family as an intimation that she would not talk

about it, and while she supposed that the children drew no conclusions,

they thought the more.

Allen was gone to Eton, but Janet and Bobus had many discussions over

their chemical experiments, about possibilities and probabilities, odd

compounds of cleverness and ignorance.

“Mother must be heir-at-law, for her grandmother was eldest,” said

Janet.

“A woman can’t be heir-at-law,” said Bobus.

“The Salique law doesn’t come into England.”

“Yes it does, for Sir John Gray got Graysnest only last year, instead of

the old man’s daughter.

“Then how comes the Queen to be Queen?”

“Besides,”--Bobus shifted his ground to another possibility--“when

there’s nobody but a lot of women, the thing goes into abeyance among

them.”

“Who gets it, then?”

“Chancery, I suppose, or some of the lawyers. They are all

blood-suckers.”

“I’m sure,” said Janet, superior by three years of wisdom, “that

abeyance only happens about Scotch peerages; and if he has not made a

will, mother will be heiress.”

“Only halves with that black Undine of Allen’s,” sturdily persisted

Bobus. “Is she coming here, Janet?”

“Yes, to-morrow. I did not think we wanted another child about the

house; Essie and Ellie are quite enough.”

“If mother gets rich she won’t have all that teaching to bother her,”

said Bobus.

“And I can go on with my education,” said Janet.

“Girl’s education does not signify,” said Bobus. “Now I shall be able to

get the very best instruction in physical science, and make some great

discovery. If I could only go and study at Halle, instead of going on

droning here.”

“Oh! boys can always get educated if they choose. You are going to Eton

or Winchester after this term.”

“Not if I can get any sense into mother. I don’t want to waste my time

on those stupid classics and athletics. I say, Janet, it’s time to see

whether the precipitation has taken place.”

The two used to try experiments together, in Bobus’s end of the attic,

to an extent that might make the presence of a strange child in the

house dangerous to herself as well as to everyone else.

Mrs. Gould herself brought the little girl, trying to impress on

Mrs. Brownlow that if she was indocile it was not her fault, but her

grandfather could not bear to have her crossed.

The elders did not wonder at his weakness, for the creature was

wonderfully lovely and winning, with a fearless imperiousness that

subdued everyone to her service. So brilliant was she, that Essie and

Ellie, though very pretty little girls, looked faded and effaced beside

this small empress, whose air seemed to give her a right to bestow her

favours.

“I am glad to be here!” she observed, graciously, to her hostess, “for

you are my cousin and a lady.”

“And pray what are you?” asked Janet.

“I am la Senora Dona Elvira Maria de Guadalupe de Menella,” replied the

damsel, with a liquid sonorousness so annihilating, that Janet made a

mocking courtesy; and her mother said it was like asking the head of the

house of Hapsburg if she were a lady!

With some disappointment at Allen’s absence, the little Donna motioned

Bobus to sit by her side at dinner-time, and when her grandfather looked

in somewhat later to wish her good-bye, in mingled hope and fear of

her insisting on going home with him, she cared for nothing but his

admiration of her playing at kings and queens with Armine and Barbara,

in the cotton velvet train of the dressing up wardrobe.

“No, she did not want to go home. She never wanted to go back to River

Hollow.”

Nor would she even kiss him till she had extorted the assurance that he

had been shaved that morning.

The old man went away blessing Mrs. Brownlow’s kindness to his child,

and Janet was universally scouted for muttering that it was a heartless

little being. She alone remained unenthralled by Elvira’s chains. The

first time she went to Kencroft, she made Colonel Brownlow hold her up

in his arms to gather a bough off his own favourite double cherry; and

when Mother Carey demurred, she beguiled Aunt Ellen into taking her on

her own responsibility to the dancing lessons at the assembly rooms.

There she electrified the dancing-master, and all beholders, seeming

to catch inspiration from the music, and floating along with a

wondrous swimming grace, as her dainty feet twinkled, her arms wreathed

themselves, and her eyes shone with enjoyment.

If she could only have always danced, or acted in the garden! Armine’s

and Babie’s perpetual romantic dramas were all turned by her into homage

to one and the same princess. She never knew or cared whether she were

goddess or fairy, Greek or Briton, provided she had the crown and

train; but as Babie much preferred action to magnificence, they got on

wonderfully well without disputes. There was a continual performance,

endless as a Chinese tragedy, of Spenser’s Faery Queene, in which Elfie

was always Gloriana, and Armine and Babie were everybody else in turn,

except the wicked characters, who were represented by the cabbages and a

dummy.

“Reading was horrid,” Elvira said, and certainly hers deserved the

epithet. Her attainments fell far behind those of Essie and Ellie, and

she did not mean to improve them. Her hostess let her alone till she

had twice shaken her rich mane at her grandfather, and refused to return

with him; and he had shown himself deeply grateful to Mrs. Brownlow for

keeping her there, and had said he hoped she was good at her lessons.

The first trial resulted in Elvira’s going to sleep over her book, the

next in her playing all sorts of ridiculous tricks, and sulking when

stopped, and when she was forbidden to speak or go out till she had

repeated three answers in the multiplication table, she was the next

moment singing and dancing in defiance in the garden. Caroline did not

choose to endure this, and went to fetch her in, thus producing such

a screaming, kicking, rolling fury that Mrs. Coffinkey might have some

colour for the statement that Mrs. Folly Brownlow was murdering all her

children. The cook, as the strongest person in the house, was called,

carried her in and put her to bed, where she fell sound asleep, and

woke, hungry, in high spirits, and without an atom of compunction.

When called to lessons she replied--“No, I’m going back to grandpapa.”

“Very well,” was all Caroline answered, thinking wholesome neglect the

best treatment.

In an hour’s time Mr. Gould made his appearance with his grandchild. She

had sought him out among the pigs in the market-place, pulled him by the

coat, and insisted on being taken home.

His politeness was great, but he was plainly delighted, and determined

to believe that her demand sprang from affection, and not naughtiness.

Elvira stood caressing him, barely vouchsafing to look at her hostess,

and declaring that she never meant to come back.

Not a fortnight had passed, however, before she burst upon them again,

kissing them all round, and reiterating that she hated her aunt, and

would live with Mother Carey. Mr. Gould had waited to be properly

ushered in. He was distressed and apologetic, but he had been forced

to do his tyrant’s behest. There had been more disturbances than ever

between her and her aunt, and Mrs. Gould had declared that she would

not manage the child any longer, while Elvira was still more vehement

to return to Mother Carey. Would Mrs. Brownlow recommend some school or

family where the child would be well cared for? Mrs. Brownlow did more,

offering herself to undertake the charge.

Spite of all the naughtiness, she loved the beautiful wild creature, and

could not bear to think of intrusting her to strangers; she knew, too,

that her brother and sister-in-law had no objection, and it was the

obvious plan. Mr. Gould would make some small payment, and the child was

to be made to understand that she must be obedient, learn her lessons,

and cease to expect to find a refuge with her grandfather when she was

offended.

She drew herself up with childish pride and grace saying, “I will attend

to Mrs. Brownlow, for she is my cousin and my equal.”

To a certain degree the little maiden kept her word. She was the

favourite plaything of the boys, and got on well with Babie, who was too

bright and yielding to quarrel with any one.

But Janet’s elder-sisterly authority was never accepted by the newcomer.

“I couldn’t mind her, she looked so ugly,” said she in excuse; and

probably the heavy, brown, dull complexion and large features were

repulsive in themselves to the sensitive fancy of the creature of life

and beauty. At any rate, they were jarring elephants, as said Eleanor,

who was growing ambitious, and sometimes electrified the public with

curious versions of the long words more successfully used by Armine and

Babie.

Caroline succeeded in modelling a very lovely profile in bas-relief of

the exquisite little head, and then had it photographed. Mary Ogilvie,

coming to Kenminster as usual when her holidays began in June, found the

photograph in the place of honour on her brother’s chimney-piece, and a

little one beside it of the artist herself.

So far as Carey herself was concerned, Mary was much better satisfied.

She did not look so worn or so flighty, and had a quieter and more

really cheerful tone and manner, as of one who had settled into her home

and occupations. She had made friends, too--few, but worth having;

and there were those who pronounced the Folly the pleasantest house in

Kenminster, and regarded the five o’clock tea, after the weekly physical

science lecture at the school, as a delightful institution.

Of course, the schoolmaster was one of these; and when Mary found

how all his paths tended to the Pagoda, she hated herself for being a

suspicious old duenna. Nevertheless, she could not but be alarmed by

finding that her project of a walking tour through Brittany was not,

indeed, refused, but deferred, with excuses about having work to finish,

being in no hurry, and the like.

“I think you ought to go,” said Mary at last.

“I see no ought in the case. Last year the work dragged, and was

oppressive; but you see how different it has become.”

“That is the very reason,” said Mary, the colour flying to her checks.

“It will not do to stay lingering here as we did last summer, and not

only on your own account.”

“You need not be afraid,” was the muttered answer, as David bent down

his head over the exercise he was correcting. She made no answer, and

ere long he began again, “I don’t mean that her equal exists, but I am

not such a fool as to delude myself with a spark of hope.”

“She is too nice for that,” said Mary.

“Just so,” he said, glad to relieve himself when the ice had been

broken. “There’s something about her that makes one feel her to be

altogether that doctor’s, as much as if he were present in the flesh.”

“Are you hoping to wear that out? For I don’t think you will.”

“I told you I had no hope,” he answered, rather petulantly. “Even were

it otherwise, there is another thing that must withhold me. It has got

abroad that she may turn out heiress to the old man at Belforest.”

“In such a hopeless case, would it not be wiser to leave this place

altogether?”

“I cannot,” he exclaimed; then remembering that vehemence told against

him, he added, “Don’t be uneasy; I am a reasonable man, and she is a

woman to keep one so; but I think I am useful to her, and I am sure she

is useful to me.”

“That I allow she has been,” said Mary, looking at her brother’s much

improved appearance; “but--”

“Moths and candles to wit,” he returned; “but don’t be afraid, I attract

no notice, and I think she trusts me about her boys.”

“But what is it to come to?”

“I have thought of that. Understand that it is enough for me to live

near her, and be now and then of some little service to her.”

They were interrupted by a note, which Mr. Ogilvie read, and handed to

his sister with a smile:--

“DEAR MR. OGILVIE,--Could you and Mary make it convenient to look in

this evening? Bobus has horrified his uncle by declining to go up for a

scholarship at Eton or Winchester, and I should be very glad to talk it

over with you. Also, I shall have to ask you to take little Armine into

school after the holidays.

“Yours sincerely,

“C. O. BROWNLOW.”

“What does the boy mean?” asked Mary. “I thought he was the pride of

your heart.”

“So he is; but he is ahead of his fellows, and ought to be elsewhere.

All measures have been taken for sending him up to stand at one of the

public schools, but I thought him very passive about it. He is an

odd boy--reserved and self-concentrated--quite beyond his uncle’s

comprehension, and likely to become headstrong at a blind exercise of

authority.”

“I used to like Allen best,” said Mary.

“He is the pleasantest, but there’s more solid stuff in Bobus.

That boy’s school character is perfect, except for a certain cool

opinionativeness, which seldom comes out with me, but greatly annoys the

undermasters.”

“Is he a prig?”

“Well, yes, I’m afraid he is. He’s unpopular, for he does not care for

games; but his brother is popular enough for both.”

“Jock?--the monkey!”

“His brains run to mischief. I’ve had to set him more impositions than

any boy in the school, and actually to take his form myself, for simply

the undermasters can’t keep up discipline or their own tempers. As to

poor M. le Blanc, I find him dancing and shrieking with fury in the

midst of a circle of snorting, giggling boys; and when he points out ce

petit monstre, Jock coolly owns to having translated ‘Croquons les,’ let

us croquet them; or ‘Je suis blesse,’ I am blest.”

“So the infusion of brains produces too much effervescence.”

“Yes, but the whole school has profited, and none more so than No. 2 of

the other family, who has quite passed his elder brother, and is above

his namesake whenever it is a case of plodding ability versus idle

genius. But, after all, how little one can know of one’s boys.”

“Or one’s girls,” said Mary, thinking of governess experiences.

It was a showery summer evening when the brother and sister walked up

to the Folly in a partial clearing, when the evening sun made every bush

twinkle all over with diamond drops. Childish voices were heard near the

gate, and behind a dripping laurel were seen Elvira, Armine, and Barbara

engaged in childhood’s unceasing attempt to explore the centre of the

earth.

“What do you expect to find there?” they were asked.

“Little kobolds, with pointed caps, playing at ball with rubies and

emeralds, and digging with golden spades,” answered Babie.

“And they shall give me an opal ring,” said Elfie, “But Armine does not

want the kobolds.”

“He says they are bad,” said Babie. “Now are they, Mr. Ogilvie? I know

elder women are, and erl kings and mist widows, but poor Neck, that

sat on the water and played his harp, wasn’t bad, and the dear little

kobolds were so kind and funny. Now are they bad elves?”

Her voice was full of earnest pleading, and Mr. Ogilvie, not being

versed in the spiritual condition of elves could best reply by asking

why Armine thought ill of their kind.

“I think they are nasty little things that want to distract and bewilder

one in the real great search.”

“What search, my boy?”

“For the source of everything,” said Armine, lowering his voice and

looking into his muddy hole.

“But that is above, not below,” said Mary.

“Yes,” said Armine reverently; “but I think God put life and the

beginning of growing into the earth, and I want to find it.”

“Isn’t it Truth?” said Babie. “Mr. Acton said Truth was at the bottom of

a well. I won’t look at the kobolds if they keep one from seeing Truth.”

“But I must get my ring and all my jewels from them,” put in Elfie.

“Should you know Truth?” asked Mr. Ogilvie. “What do you think she is

like?”

“So beautiful!” said Babie, clasping her fingers with earnestness. “All

white and clear like crystal, with such blue, sweet, open eyes. And she

has an anchor.”

“That’s Hope?” said Armine.

“Oh! Hope and Truth go hand in hand,” said Babie; “and Hope will be all

robed in green like the young corn-fields in the spring.”

“Ah, Babie, that emerald Hope and crystal Truth are not down in the

earth, earthy,” said Mary again.

“Nay, perhaps Armine has got hold of a reality,” said Mr. Ogilvie. “They

are to be found above by working below.”

“Talking paradox to Armine?” said the cheerful voice of the young

mother. “My dear sprites, do you know that it is past eight! How wet you

are! Good night, and mind you don’t go upstairs in those boots.”

“It is quite comfortable to hear anything so commonplace,” said Mary,

when the children had run away, to the sound of its reiteration after

full interchange of good nights. “Those imps make one feel quite eerie.”

“Has Armine been talking in that curious fashion of his,” said Carey,

as they began to pace the walks. “I am afraid his thinker is too big--as

the child says in Miss Tytler’s book. This morning over his parsing he

asked me--‘Mother, which is _realest_, what we touch or what we feel?’

knitting his brows fearfully when I did not catch his meaning, and going

on--‘I mean is that fly as real as King David?’ and then as I was more

puzzled he went on--‘You see we only need just see that fly now with our

outermost senses, and he will only live a little while, and nobody cares

or will think of him any more, but everybody always does think, and

feel, and care a great deal about King David.’ I told him, as the best

answer I could make on the spur of the moment, that David was alive in

Heaven, but he pondered in and broke out--‘No, that’s not it! David was

a real man, but it is just the same about Perseus and Siegfried, and

lots of people that never were men, only just thoughts. Ain’t thoughts

_realer_ than things, mother?’”

“But much worse for him, I should say,” exclaimed Mary.

“I thought of Pisistratus Caxton, and wrote to Mr. Ogilvie. It is a

great pity, but I am afraid he ought not to dwell on such things till

his body is grown up to his mind.”

“Yes, school is the approved remedy for being too clever,” said Mr.

Ogilvie. “You are wise. It is a pity, but it will be all the better for

him by-and-by.”

“And the elder ones will take care the seasoning is not too severe,”

said Caroline, with a resolution she could hardly have shown if this had

been her first launch of a son. “But it was about Bobus that I wanted

to consult you. His uncle thinks him headstrong and conceited, if not

lazy.”

“Lazy he is certainly not.”

“I knew you would say so, but the Colonel cannot enter into his wish to

have more physical science and less classics, and will not hear of his

going to Germany, which is what he wishes, though I am sure he is too

young.”

“He ought not to go there till his character is much more formed.”

“What do you think of his going on here?”

“That’s a temptation I ought to resist. He will soon have outstripped

the other boys so that I could not give him the attention he needs, and

besides the being with other boys, more his equals, would be invaluable

to him.”

“Well, he is rather bumptious.”

“Nothing is worse for a lad of that sort than being cock of the walk. It

spoils him often for life.”

“I know exactly the sort of man you mean, always liking to lay down the

law and talking to women instead of men, because they don’t argue with

him. No, Bobus must not come to that, and he is too young to begin

special training. Will you talk to him, Mr. Ogilvie? You know if my

horse is not convinced I may bring him to the water, but it will be all

in vain.”

They had reached the outside of the window of the dining-room, where

the school-boys were learning their lessons for the morrow. Bobus was

sitting at the table with a small lamp so shaded as to concentrate

the light on him and to afford it to no one else. On the floor was a

servant’s flat candlestick, mounted on a pile of books, between one John

sprawling at full length preparing his Virgil, the other cross-legged,

working a sum with ink from a doll’s tea-cup placed in the candlestick,

and all the time there was a wonderful mumbling accompaniment, as there

always was between those two.

“I say, what does pulsum come from?”

“What a brute this is of a fraction! Skipjack, what will go in 639 and

852?”

“Pulsum, a pulse--volat, flies. Eh! Three’ll do it. Or common measure it

at once.”

“Bother common measure. The threes in--”

“Fama, fame; volat, flies; pulsum, the pulse; cecisse, to have ceased;

paternis regnis, in the paternal kingdom. I say wouldn’t that rile

Perkins like fun?”

“The threes in seven--two--in eighteen--”

“I say, Johnny, is pulsum from pulco?”

“Never heard of it.”

“Bobus, is it pulco, pulxi, pulsum?”

“Pulco--I make an ass of myself,” muttered Bobus.

“O murder,” groaned Johnny, “it has come out 213.”

“Not half so much murder as this pulsum. Why it will go in them both. I

can see with half an eye.”

“Isn’t it pello--pulsum?”

“Pello, to drive out. Hurrah! That fits it.”

“Look out, Skipjack, there’s a moth.”

“Anything worth having?” demanded Bobus.

“Only a grass eggar. Fama, fame; volat, flies; Idomoeea ducem, that

Idomaeeus the leader; pulsum, expelled. Get out, I say, you foolish

beggar” (to the moth).

“Never mind catching him,” said Bobus, “we’ve got dozens.”

“Yes, but I don’t want him frizzling alive in my candle.”

“Don’t kick up such a shindy,” broke out Johnny, as a much stained

handkerchief came flapping about.

“You’ve blotted my sum. Thunder and ages!” as the candlestick toppled

over, ink and all. “That is a go!”

“I say, Bobus, lend us your Guy Fawkes to pick up the pieces.”

“Not if I know it,” said Bobus. “You always smash things.”

“There’s a specimen of the way we learn our lessons,” said Caroline, in

a low voice, still unseen, as Bobus wiped, sheathed, and pocketed his

favourite pen, then proceeded to turn down the lamp, but allowed the

others to relight their candle at the expiring wick.

“The results are fair,” said Mr. Ogilvie.

“I think of your carpet,” said Mary, quaintly.

“We always lay down an ancient floorcloth in the bay window before the

boys come home,” said Carey, laughing. “Here, Bobus.”

And as he came out headforemost at the window, the two ladies discreetly

drew off to leave the conversation free.

“So, Brownlow,” said Mr. Ogilvie, “I hear you don’t want to try your

luck elsewhere.”

“No, sir.”

“Do you object to telling me why?”

“I see no use in it,” said Bobus, never shy, and further aided by the

twilight; “I do quite well enough here.”

“Should you not do better in a larger field among a higher stamp of

boys?”

“Public school boys are such fools!”

“And what are the Kenites?”

“Well, not much,” said Bobus, with a twitch in the corner of his mouth;

“but I can keep out of their way.”

“You mean that you have gained your footing, and don’t want to have to

do it again.”

“Not only that, sir,” said the boy, “but at a public school you’re

fagged, and forced to go in for cricket and football.”

“You would soon get above that.”

“Yes, but even then you get no peace, and are nobody unless you go in

for all that stuff of athletics and sports. I hate it all, and don’t

want to waste my time.”

“I don’t think you are quite right as to there being no distinction

without athletics.”

“Allen says it is so now.”

“Allen may be a better judge of the present state of things, but I

should think there was always a studious set who were respectable.”

“Besides,” proceeded Bobus, warming with his subject, “I see no good in

nothing but classics. I don’t care what ridiculous lies some old man who

never existed, or else was a dozen people at once, told about a lot of

ruffians who never lived, killing each other at some place that never

was. I like what you can lay your finger on, and say it’s here, it’s

true, and I can prove it, and explain it, and improve on it.”

“If you can,” said Mr. Ogilvie, struck by the contrast with the little

brother.

“That’s what I want to do,” said Bobus; “to deal with real things, not

words and empty fancies. I know languages are necessary; but if one can

read a Latin book, and understand a Greek technical term, that’s all

that is of use. If my uncle won’t let me study physical science in

Germany, I had rather go on here, where I can be let alone to study it

for myself.”

“I do not think you understand what you would throw away. What is the

difference between Higg, the bone-setter, and Dr. Leslie?”

“Higg can do that one thing just by instinct. He is uneducated.”

“And in a measure it is so with all who throw themselves into some

special pursuit without waiting for the mind and character to have full

training and expansion. If you mean to be a great surgeon--”

“I don’t mean to be a surgeon.”

“A physician then.”

“No, sir. Please don’t let my mother fancy I mean to be in practice, at

everyone’s beck and call. I’ve seen too much of that. I mean to get a

professorship, and have time and apparatus for researches, so as to get

to the bottom of everything,” said the boy, with the vast purposes of

his age.

“Your chances will be much better if you go up from a public school,

trained in accuracy by the thorough work of language, and made more

powerful by the very fact of not having followed merely your own bent.

Your contempt for the classics shows how one-sided you are growing.

Besides, I thought you knew that the days are over of unmitigated

classics. You would have many more opportunities, and much better ones,

of studying physical science than I can provide for you here.”

This was a new light to Bobus, and when Mr. Ogilvie proved its truth

to him, and described the facilities he would have for the study, he

allowed that it made all the difference.

Meantime the two ladies had gone in, Mary asking where Janet was.

“Gone with Jessie and her mother to a birthday party at Polesworth

Lawn.”

“Not a good day for it.”

“It is the perplexing sort of day that no one knows whether to call it

fine or wet; but Ellen decided on going, as they were to dance in

the hall if it rained. I’m sure her kindness is great, for she takes

infinite trouble to make Janet producible! Poor Janet, you know dressing

her is like hanging clothes on a wooden peg, and a peg that won’t stand

still, and has curious theories of the beautiful, carried out in a

still more curious way. So when, in terror of our aunt, the whole female

household have done their best to turn out Miss Janet respectable,

between this house and Kencroft, she contrives to give herself some

twitch, or else is seized with an idea of the picturesque, which sets

every one wondering that I let her go about such a figure. Then Ellen

and Jessie put a tie here, and a pin there, and reduce the chaotic mass

to order.”

It was not long before Janet appeared, and Jessie with her, the latter

having been set down to give a message. The two girls were dressed in

the same light black-and-white checked silk of early youth, one with

pink ribbons and the other with blue; but the contrast was the more

apparent, for one was fresh and crisp, while the other was flattened and

tumbled; one said everything had been delightful, the other that it had

all been very stupid, and the expression made even more difference than

the complexion, in one so fair, fresh, and rosy, in the other so sallow

and muddled. Jessie looked so sweet and bright, that when she had gone

Miss Ogilvie could not help exclaiming, “How pretty she is!”

“Yes, and so good-tempered and pleasant. There is something always

restful to me in having her in the room,” said Caroline.

“Restful?” said Janet, with one of her unamiable sneers. “Yes, she

and H. S. H. sent me off to sleep with their gossip on the way home! O

mother, there’s another item for the Belforest record. Mr. Barnes has

sent off all his servants again, even the confidential man is shipped

off to America.”

“You seem to have slept with one ear open,” said her mother. “And oh!”

as Janet took off her gloves, “I hope you did not show those hands!”

“I could not eat cake without doing so, and Mr. Glover supposed I had

been photographing.”

“And what had you been doing?” inquired Mary, at sight of the brown

stains.

“Trying chemical experiments with Bobus,” said her mother.

“Yes!” cried Janet, “and I’ve found out why we did not succeed. I

thought it out during the dancing.”

“Instead of cultivating the ‘light fantastic toe,’ as the Courier calls

it.”

“I danced twice, and a great plague it was. Only with Mr. Glover and

with a stupid little middy. I was thinking all the time how senseless it

was.”

“How agreeable you must have been!”

“One can’t be agreeable to people like that. Oh, Bobus!” as he came into

the room with Mr. Ogilvie, “I’ve found out--”

“I thought Jessie was here,” he interrupted.

“She’s gone home. I know what was wrong yesterday. We ought to have

isolated the hypo--”

“Isolated the grandmother,” said Bobus. “That has nothing to do with

it.”

“I’m sure of it. I’ll show you how it acts.”

“I’ll show you just the contrary.”

“Not to-night,” cried their mother, as Bobus began to relight the lamp.

“You two explosives are quite perilous enough by day without lamps and

candles.”

“You endure a great deal,” said Mr. Ogilvie.

“I’m not afraid of either of these two doing anything dangerous singly,

for they are both careful, but when they are of different minds, I never

know what the collision may produce.”

“Yes,” said Bobus, “I’d much sooner have Jessie to help me, for she does

what she is bid, and never thinks.”

“That’s all you think women good for,” said Janet.

“Quite true,” said Bobus, coolly.

And Mr. Ogilvie was acknowledged by his sister to have done a good deed

that night, since the Folly might be far more secure when Janet tried

her experiments alone.

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