The _Bitches Bed-maker_.
You must needs make this Bitches Bed immediately, says the Master of the
House to his Maid, for she’s just ready to lie down. It was not done it
seems, and the Man was very Angry with the Wench for not doing as she was
bid. Alas, says the Poor Girl, I’de have made her Bed with all my Heart,
if I could but have told which way she’d lie with her Head, and which
with her Backside.
The MORAL.
_There’s no Pleasing those that cannot Please themselves._