"It must be a good thing to be good or ivrybody wudden't be
pretendin' he was. But I don't think they'se anny such thing as
hypocrisy in th' wurruld. They can't be. If ye'd turn on th' gas
in th' darkest heart ye'd find it had a good raison for th' worst
things it done, a good varchous raison, like needin' th' money or
punishin' th' wicked or tachin' people a lesson to be more careful,
or protectin' th' liberties iv mankind, or needin' the money."