THE SLUMP IN CRIME.

"Praise is due to criminals," remarked Mr. ROBERT WALLACE, K.C., at the

London Sessions, "for the self-control they are exercising during this

period of stress and anxiety."

It is to be feared that Mr. WALLACE'S views are not entirely shared by

the legal profession. As the junior partner in Mowlem & Mowlem confided

to our representative: "That's all very fine, but what's to become of

_us_? Not a burglar on our books for the last six weeks. Not a

confidence man; not a coiner; not a note expert. And they had the

opportunity of their lives with the JOHN BRADBURY notes! We shall have

to shut up our office, and then what's to become of our clerk? What's to

become of our charwoman? I ask you, what's to become of our charwoman's

poor old husband dependent on her? No, let's have patriotism in its

_right_ place!"

An old-established firm of scientific implement merchants showed even

more indignation. "We had taken our place in the firing-line in the War

on Germany's Trade," they declared. "We had made arrangements for home

manufacture to supplant the alien jemmy. No British burglar would need

to be equipped with anything but all-British implements, turned out in

British factories and giving employment to British workmen only. And now

what do we find? The market has gone to pot. Yes, Sir, to pot. And

that's the reward for our patriotic efforts!"

Opinions of other representative men in the criminological world have

reached us in response to telegrams (reply paid):--

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