AN INDIAN’S JOKE.

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URING the time of Indian troubles, a friendly Indian visited Governor

Jenks, of Rhode Island, when the governor took occasion to request him

to let him know if any strange Indian should come to his wigwam. This

the Indian promised to do, and the governor agreed to give him a mug of

flip if he should give such information. Some time after, the Indian

came again, and said, “Well, Mr. Gubernor, strange Indian come to my

house last night.”

“Ah,” said the governor, “what did he say?”

“He no speak,” replied the Indian.

“What, not speak at all?” inquired the governor. “No, he no speak at

all.”

“That looks suspicious,” said his excellency, and inquired if he was

there still. Being told that he was, the governor ordered the promised

mug of flip. When this was disposed of, and the Indian was about to

depart, he mildly said, “Mr. Gubernor, my squaw have child last night.”

The governor, finding the strange Indian was a new-born papoose, was

glad to find there was no cause for alarm.

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